On October 18, 311 A.D., at noon, Chang'an Changling, in the garden on the Fifth Yi Mansion

"Sun Sheng, is there something wrong with you?! What are you doing on such a cold day, running to this kind of garden where you can't even grow a single hair?! Look at the rocks or look at these frozen ponds?! ”

"It's vulgar! Bald hair and relapse! I don't understand, since you hate following me so much, why do you still have to follow me to Chang'an?! ”

"Lao Tzu didn't bring you here, can you recognize the road here?!"

"What a shame! I didn't show you the way along the way, I don't know how many times I've been lost!? ”

"Lao Tzu, that's idle and boring, deliberately taking you for a ride!"

"If Beigong Chun hadn't given us two horses, you would have been able to exhaust a horse to death with all your idle and boring efforts!"

"Hehe, haven't you ridden a horse in a long time, and you're tickled all over?! By the way, Sun Sheng, why did you say that old man from the fifth Yi avoided us?! ”

"Sharpen our temperament! What else could make sense?! Let us enter the house, live in his house, and still eat and drink good hospitality, what are you not satisfied with?! ”

"Satisfied?! Have you forgotten what we're here for?! Her Royal Highness is still anxious to wait for us to go back and report the news! You're good! If you are full, come to this kind of bird garden to hit the luck?! ”

"The fifth Yi has the intention to grind us, how can he let us see it easily?! I'm just worried that if we're going to stay here for ten days and a half, it's going to be really bad! That's why I'm going to go out for a walk, maybe I can meet him?! ”

"It's a fart! I think we'd better go and slam the door again! I don't believe that the old man of the fifth Yi can still hide in the crack of the stone?! ”

"The old man didn't arrest the two of us and beat us up, it's already cheap for you and me! You're even thinking about slamming the door?! Is there still an addiction to smashing the door?! How rude! ”

"Sun Sheng, are you itching again?! When there was no difficulty in the army, didn't you have a long memory?! ”

Sun Sheng sneered and looked at the bald hair Si Fu's threatening look, and was about to sneer a few more words of righteousness, when suddenly a few high-pitched recitations came from not far from his ears......

Leaning on the mound to dig wells, and rebuke the filth of Ze.

The asceticism is turbid, and the clear stream is used for self-entertainment.

It is a sigh and a feeling, and the number of husbands in the neighborhood.

The pulse of the soil is to make a difference, and the mountain is in the void.

The body is like a round river, and it runs through five thousands.

The secluded spring is surging, and the reshing is moist.

Hold the urn and draw, no machine guide.

Absolutely obscene ornaments, be cautious

The vulgar is still gorgeous, and I believe in it.

It is not only nirvana but not purification, but also grinding it but not phosphorus.

Although there is no vain, the real heart is in Dashun.

Thirsty people come to fly, and travel is dependent.

Drop out of the plough and rest your shoulders, and meet unexpectedly.

Shen Huang Li, Fu Zhu Zhu......

"What a text! What a good article! ”

"Bald, do you really understand?!"

"Of course! Young Master Ben is also an elegant man......"

"Hehe......"

"What?! Are you not convinced?! Hum! I knew you kid had been jealous of my talent! Do you want me to explain it to you and tell you what it means?! ”

Sun Sheng glanced at the serious bald hair and thought about it teasingly, but he didn't even have a perfunctory meaning, and ran directly towards the place where the sound came from!

"Hey! Sun Sheng! Where are you going?! Wait for me! ”

Moments later......

The Fifth Yi was stroking his whitening beard and smiling at the scenery in front of him......

Shen Wei and a few maids also accompanied him, listening to him recite and tell the stories in the poems......

Although Sun Sheng had never seen the Fifth Yi, at this moment, who else could the old man in front of him be if he wasn't the Fifth Yi?!

Sun Sheng hurriedly straightened his clothes, hurriedly stepped forward and bowed and saluted: "Sun Chu's descendants, Sun Sheng greets the Lord of the Army!" ”

But the fifth Yi didn't seem to hear it, and just continued to chant with his hands: "Ban Ru, the head of the miscellaneous fox, fly to clear the dust to eliminate the ......"

As soon as Sun Sheng heard this, he immediately said: "Pillow Xuanshi to rinse, Xiaoyi to slowly bring ......"

"Hahaha! Sure enough, it is a descendant of Sun Chu! It's just that the old man didn't expect that you were so young?! ”

"When the old man recited the "well fu" of his ancestors, he should have been very ......young."

"Hahaha! Attaboy! This sharp mouth really looks like your grandfather! Hahaha, when Mr. Sun wrote this "Well Fu", it was when he was young, and the old man was not even born at that time! Hahaha! ”

"Boss Yaliang, it was Sun Sheng who offended ......"

Fifth Yi shook his head and said: "The old man really can't put down this "Well Fu", and he often comes to the garden to chant against this mountain and rocks, which can be regarded as borrowing the scenery to lyricalize, seeing things and thinking about people......"

"Does the old man also want to gargle the stone pillow flow?! Or do you suddenly have the heart to retreat?! ”

"Sun Sheng! What are you two talking about?! What "gargle pillow flow"?! How do you gargle with this stone?! How do you pillow running water?! What else is there to retreat?! The old adults are all old, so don't they retire early?! ”

"Hahaha! Sun Sheng! This is the strong man you picked up?! Hahaha! What he said reminded me of the conversation between Wang Ji and your grandfather at that time......"

"Sun Sheng! You kid make it clear?! Who picked it up?! And what does this have to do with Wang Ji?! Why are you scholars so hard to understand?! ”

Sun Sheng was also reminded of his memories and interest by the fifth yi, so he explained to the bald hair: "This "Jing Fu" is my grandfather when he was young, he wanted to learn from the ancients to live in seclusion and maintain his own high level, but he didn't expect that after writing it, he made a mistake and said that the gargle pillow stone was the gargle pillow stream, and he was ridiculed by Wang Ji for a while......

"My mother! And a capable person who can mock your old grandson's family?! And how did your grandfather refute it?! It's impossible to hold back and admit it, right?! That's not like your old grandson's door......"

Sun Sheng naturally knew that this was the bald Si Fu Fu pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, but when he saw that the fifth Yi was also looking at him with interest, he chuckled: "Grandfather retorted: So the pillow flows, and I want to wash his ears; So gargle the stone, want to sharpen its teeth. ”

"Hahaha! Is this all right?! Hahahaha! Sure enough, you learned people are sharp teeth! Is it all made of stone!? Hahaha! ”

The fifth Yi was also a little embarrassed by the bald Si Fu, which made Shen Wei next to him a little surprised, it was really a long time since he had seen his stepfather so happy......

"Sun Sheng......, have you and your friends had lunch?!"

"Lord Qi joined the army, we haven't used it yet......"

Fifth Yi smiled and nodded, and then said to Shen Wei: "Weiwei, you take the two sons to dinner, the old man is going to take a nap for a while......"

"No......"

"Fifth adult, we have an urgent matter to come to the adult this time! I'm bald! I have also learned poetry and books since I was a child, and I hope that the fifth adult can give me advice! Oh! By the way, our Royal Highness the princess ......"

But before the bald man could finish speaking, the man was already paralyzed on the ground......

But before Sun Sheng could recover from the mutation, Shen Wei had already struck again!

(Although it is "The New Language of the World" that records the story of Sun Chu, if it is interesting, it is not as good as the appearance of netizens Yidun and Ma Shuheng for this allusion, each quoting scriptures and arguing on reason!) They competed for elegance and fun, and I was so excited to see it that I wrote this chapter and laughed with you. ）

(The only group number of this book: 壹三捌九厖三0吴玖捌)