Chapter 66 Love at First Sight? Not necessarily!

The two beautiful tea ladies of the Yun family were already waiting in the pavilion, one skillfully cooking tea, and the other plucking the strings intentionally or unintentionally, as if in an instant, the sound of the piano merged with the sound of the gurgling stream and the sound of the wind blowing the willow leaves.

The tea lady served tea, and Yun Lang invited Song Qiao to drink together: "Tea is to cleanse troubles, wine is to forget worries, the wine of the Yun family is too turbid, and drink a cup of tea." ”

Song Qiao picked up the teacup, first sniffed it gently, and then said with a smile: "This thing is a tea, but the senior brother is called tea, why is it?" (The word tea first appeared after Lu Yu, and it was a word created after he removed the word "荼"

Yun Lang said with a smile: "From a joke from Yun and his friends, Tu is medicine, but the people in Shu fry water for drinking, after quoting, the whole body is Shutai, and there are the benefits of accumulating food and turning greasy, and the medicine without disease is very unlucky, so I will remove the word Tu a horizontal, evolve into tea, senior sister and taste a sip, see if I change it makes sense." ”

Song Qiao looked up at Yun Lang's pig's head, this pig-headed person was still trying to pretend to be a gentleman, he couldn't help it anymore, he laughed out loud, and felt a little rude, so he hurriedly lowered his head and tasted tea.

As soon as the tea was imported, Song Qiao was very surprised, the taste was bitter, she had tasted it, and now, this cup of tea was slightly bitter in the mouth, and after careful tasting, there was a sweet aftertaste, and the meaning was long.

With good tea, the pig-headed Yunlang didn't look so weird, and after drinking three teas, Song Qiao put down the teacup and said, "Lan Xin's wisdom is not enough to explain the talent of the senior brother. ”

Yun Lang said with a smile: "When I was in the mountain gate, the most difficult thing for Yun Lang to control was a mouth, the master often said that I didn't focus on learning, but I always scratched on a mouth, and always said that he had cultivated to the extent that the elk was on the left and Mount Tai collapsed in front without changing color."

However, the chef always taught me according to his aptitude, and when he saw that I was addicted to food, he told me that if one day my food could impress him, I would be able to go down the mountain.

So, the foolish brother spent four years of hard work, painstakingly studying food, and finally, the teacher who loves fish finally fell under a squirrel osmanthus fish I made, so that the foolish brother could have the opportunity to get out of the mountain gate. ”

"Huh? Senior brother, is this how you completed the entrance examination at Northwest Institute of Technology? ”

"I like to eat, naturally the school eats, some people like farming, naturally the school is going to farm, when I went out of the mountain, there was a teacher brother who planted rice in the sea, the teacher was ecstatic, and then kicked me out of the mountain gate."

"Huh?"

Yun Lang liked to see Song Qiao's round and round mouth, coughed and said: "A senior brother who likes agency news, created an iron bird, and flew in the air for a full hour before landing, when I left the mountain gate, I heard that the senior brother was studying how to make an iron bird that could make people fly on it......"

"It can't be!" Song Qiao was a little confused.

"This is actually nothing, there is also a senior brother who said that the earth we live in is round, and this ball can rotate, but it will not fall down if it is supported by a kind of qi, and raised his own questions, and no one in the mountain gate can answer the questions he raised, so he is already sixty years old, and he can't go down the mountain yet......"

Song Qiao felt that her brain was no longer enough, and in just one hour, Yun Lang, who was like a pig's head, had completely subverted her perception of the world.

"Is there really a white bear in the North Sea?"

"Yes, and bigger than all the bears!"

"Is it really snowy in the far south?"

"That's nature, and there's a fat goose that staggers when it walks."

"Is there a difference in human blood? There are four more of them? ”

"That's right, there are four kinds of A, B, C, D, people with the same blood type can have blood transfusions, and blood transfusions with different blood types will only die!"

"How can you tell the difference?" Song Qiao felt that his heart was about to rise to his throat.

"I don't know!"

"Huh? Why don't you know such useful knowledge? What did you learn in the mountain gate? ”

"I'm researching how to eat ......"

Yun Lang wiped the tea foam on his head and said with a smile: "What's the use of knowing?" They couldn't get out again, but I, who was bent on how to eat, left the mountain gate.

Taste, this is my carefully crafted cake, you have a piece first, you will be happy after eating it.

Song Qiao's bright eyes were already dimmed by Yun Lang's torture, and there were words in his mouth, so he habitually reached out and took a piece of cake, and after taking a bite, those godless eyes immediately brightened.

The cake baked by milk, eggs, icing, honey, and flour should not be underestimated.

In order to transform Song Qiao, Yun Lang did not hesitate to skip the general food directly and directly took out the girl killer honey cake!

Yun Lang assured that Song Qiao must not have eaten this thing, a girl in an era of scarcity of sweets, accepting honey cake is equivalent to accepting the intensive bombardment of later cultures.

"Anything else?" Su Zhi shouted.

Yun Lang, who was immersed in fantasy, realized that the person who was bombarded with honey cake had actually become Su Zhi, and Song Qiao had already gone away.

"Why you?" Yun Lang's eyes widened like cow's eyes.

"Why can't it be me? You look at my senior sister drooling, I naturally stand in front of my senior sister and ask you, is there any such thing? ”

"Nope!" Yun Lang gritted his teeth and said.

"Stingy, my senior sister ate a piece, and I ate the rest, if you want to please my senior sister, take some out, and I'll help you give it to my senior sister!"

"It's in your belly, right?"

Su Zhi's face collapsed suddenly, and he shook Yun Lang's arm and said, "I'll eat a small piece." ”

The sweaty cook ran out of the kitchen with a one-foot diameter cake, put it in front of Yun Lang and said, "It's still hot, it's the most delicious!" ”

Without waiting for Yun Lang to react, Su Zhi jumped a tiger, picked up the cake and ran, Yun Lang stretched out his arm and didn't catch it, seeing that Su Zhi ran away without a shadow.

Yun Lang looked at the angry grumpy cook and said helplessly: "Roast a few more, I can't hide it, Changmen Palace will send one, Changping will send one, and don't forget the red sleeves, little worm...... Forget it, bake ten! ”

The cook was embarrassed and said, "After baking the cake, I don't have time to make dinner." ”

"Let other cooks cook more, I guess you won't have a chance to cook ordinary food in the future, and I guess you will have to make desserts for a lifetime."

The chubby cook smiled and said, "The maid likes to make desserts!" ”

Yun Lang looked at the round body of the cook and sighed: "Don't eat too much of this thing, it's easy to get fat!" ”

"Don't be afraid!" The cook replied ambitiously.

In the afternoon, the servants finally disposed of the carcasses of more than 3,000 chickens and ducks before they stinked.

The yard is full of salt-coated chickens and ducks, and as long as the sun dries the moisture in the chickens and ducks, these chickens and ducks can be stored for a year.

"No matter what your family does, you can do it with great courage!" Changping covered his mouth and nose with a handkerchief and walked around in the middle of the rack where the chickens and ducks were dried.

"After one day, tomorrow it will be dried in a cool place, and it tastes best when used for sake after steaming in winter."

"How long can it be stored?"

"I've eaten wind chicken that has been stored for five years!"

"Oh, that means it can be used as military rations, right?"

"Yes, but I'm afraid the army can't afford to procure it, right?

"Oh, forget it, I'm here to ask you, that cake, can you let my cook learn it?"

"No, this is the secret of the Yun family, if you want to eat, eat it at home."

"Humph! If you have the ability to be tough in front of Gillian, you have the ability! ”

"Da Changqiu has already come to ask, and I answered the same way."

Changping shook his head and said: "The pig's head hasn't grown into a human yet, so he is shy with a pig's head to deceive people, and the woman of the doctor's family is so valuable?" Is it worth exposing your secrets to curry favor? And there is not a little bit of masculinity. ”

Yun Lang let out a sigh and said, "She's really beautiful......"

Changping looked at Yun Lang's face suspiciously, frowned, and said, "Not necessarily, right?" I've seen it, and although the appearance is welcoming, it's not beautiful enough to confuse your mind, right? ”

Yun Lang scratched the back of his head and said confusedly: "I don't know, anyway, I like it when I see her, my heart is beating and puffing, I was drinking tea well, God knows why I asked Liang Weng to take out the cake." ”

"Love at first sight?" Changping seemed to be retching.

"I've never believed in falling in love at first sight!" Yun Lang's answer is categorical!