Chapter 693: Killing People Should Be Happy
Chapter 693: Killing should be happy
In order to bypass the area controlled by Luo Tu, the team from Chang'an City first crossed Luoshui, then crossed Mangdang Mountain, and then went east from the Huangniu River and then took Luoshui downstream. This is nearly a thousand miles away from the Yangtze River ferry directly, but it is inevitable to walk more in order to reach Yongzhou safely.
Although Luo Tu was defeated, he still had an army of more than 400,000. No matter how elite the ironclad army from Chang'an City is, it is only a few thousand.
Originally, according to the meaning of the tiger, it was to rush over directly, but Tan Qingge, who was a Qincha, strongly objected. After all, there are nearly 100 people in this team, and most of them are women. I don't know if it's more in love with Tan Qingge or if I also have pity for the tiger, but in the end I agreed to Tan Qingge's request to take a detour.
You must know that for the tiger, a detour, this is something he has never been willing to do in the past.
Leaning on the side of the ship, Tan Qingge glanced back at the ironclad soldiers on the big ship with gloomy faces, although they were still cold and could not be approached, and there was still a strong killing intent on their bodies that made people uncomfortable, but Tan Qingge could see that these ironclad soldiers did not seem to be used to taking boats.
These burly and sturdy soldiers, one by one, held tightly what they could hold on to their side, as if they were afraid that if they let go, they would fall into the river.
Tan Qingge couldn't help but smile, and said in his heart that there is really no absolutely powerful person in this world. These ironclad soldiers are invincible on the battlefield, and no one is their opponent. At the beginning, with a number of 20,000, Luo Yao's million-strong army was slaughtered, which is enough to show that on land, they deserve the word invincible.
But when they arrived at the rickety ship, they were all nervous.
"How long do you have to get off the ship?"
The tiger also had an ugly face, and he seemed to be extremely unsuitable for this kind of life floating on the water, he was a cold and arrogant person, but his face was a little pitiful at this time.
"It's coming"
Tan Qingge pointed to a faintly visible big city by the river and said: "That is Xinyang City, which has entered the ground of Huangyang Road, let's go down the river quickly, if nothing else, we will be able to enter the Pingshang Road in about ten days." After going ashore, we will walk for a day and a half, and at the latest in two days, we will be able to reach Yongzhou. ”
Fighting Tiger's face obviously changed, and he held on to the side of the boat and sighed: "It's going to take ten days...... The thing I hated most in my life was to take a boat, and if you hadn't said that you could go faster by water, I would never have gotten on a boat. ”
"How can a general who rushes back and forth among the ten thousand armies to kill like entering a no-man's land, also afraid of water?"
Tan Qingge made fun of it.
"What's the point of being afraid of water? Who doesn't have something to be afraid of? I'm afraid of rats! ”
Fluttering Tiger complained, sat down along the side of the boat and took a deep breath, in the big boat, it seemed that only sitting down and leaning on something would make him feel more grounded.
"What about you, is there anything to be afraid of?"
He asked.
Tan Qingge thought about it very seriously, and then replied very seriously: "I'm afraid of death." ”
"Alas......"
Fluttering Tiger didn't know why he sighed, and was silent for a while before he said slowly: "I used to think that the thing I was most afraid of was death, but then I found out that death was not as terrible as I imagined. As you go through more, you'll find that many of the things you're afraid of don't really care about. ”
"It's like you've died."
Tan Qingge said with a smile.
"You've just died!"
Fluttering Tiger gave him a blank look: "It feels good to chat with you...... I didn't have any friends since I was a child, only the general loved me and protected me, and I was used to following him and following his orders. I did whatever he told me to do, but this was the first time I had been away from him for so long, so I was in a hurry to get things done. So...... I will only agree to you to take a boat south, but I still feel that I can only be sure if I have my feet on the ground. ”
"Why don't you have any friends?"
Tan Qingge asked.
"Because ......"
This time it was the turn of the tiger to think seriously, and then smiled self-deprecatingly: "Am I ugly? ”
Tan Qing Gezai glanced at him carefully, and then nodded: "It's ugly." ”
Fluttering Tiger couldn't help laughing: "It's really strange, if someone else said I was ugly, I would have pulled it over and tore it up." But you say I'm ugly, why don't I want to kill you? ”
"Because I'm honest."
Tan Qingge said: "You said you were ugly, I looked at it carefully, you are indeed not beautiful." People say you're ugly and you want to kill them because they're laughing at you. And when I say you're ugly, I don't mean to laugh at you. ”
It's obviously someone else's favorite thing to hear, but he talks endlessly.
But the tiger didn't seem to be angry: "You can't chat!" ”
"Me?"
Tan Qingge was silent for a while and then said, "I don't have any friends either......
After being slightly stunned, Flutter Tiger asked curiously, "Why don't you have any friends?" ”
"Because ......"
Tan Qingge smiled: "I'm handsome? ”
The tiger took a sip, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth.
Tan Qingge sighed slightly and said: "When I was in the Yanwu Academy, I spent most of my time helping my husband cook, and then I went to the library to give peanuts to the old gentleman. The rest of the time is either sleeping or in a daze in the back mountain. I can't say that I don't see many people, those students of the Martial Arts Academy have to come to eat every day, but I just don't like them, I said that those people have a disgusting smell on them. Later, I asked the man why this was, and the man said that because you are poor, they are rich because you are lower and they are higher. ”
He turned his head and glanced at the tiger: "I thought about it carefully, it seems to be so." ”
"Is this jealousy?"
Fluttering Tiger asked.
Tan Qingge smiled: "You can use a beautiful word, such as I am Qinggao." ”
Fluttering Tiger laughed, and then asked very seriously, "Can you be friends with me?" ”
Tan Qingge was stunned, then shook his head: "Who knows...... Maybe in the future, you and I will really become friends. ”
This is actually a refusal, but the tiger seems to be very happy: "What is a friend?" ”
Tan Qingge didn't know, he also asked the guy. The guy told him that a friend is the guy who accompanies you when you are happy, and he doesn't necessarily cry with you when you cry, but he will beat up the person who is angry with you. When you are proud, he may stay away from you, and he will live his life and you live your life. When you are frustrated, he will come up to you and pat you on the shoulder, smile at you and say, "Do you want to see who pees?"
Tan Qingge didn't know why the guy's definition of friends was so vulgar, but he vaguely felt that friends seemed to be like this.
So he told the man exactly what he had said.
Fluttering Tiger thought for a while, and it seemed that these words were a little difficult for him to understand. But he decided to give it a try, he stood up and unbuttoned his pants and pointed them at the side of the boat: "Do you want to see who pees farther?" ”
Tan Qingge was stunned, and then nodded: "Okay...... But you can't use your strength! ”
The tiger snorted: "I'm not trying to kill!" ”
"You've and killed someone?"
"Not really...... But I can try it later......"
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On the third day of the southward journey, the big ship had already crossed the Pingshang Road, and the North Hui Road was the shortest north-south route among the four southwestern roads, and it would take less than two days to enter the South Hui Road. However, the scenery of Luoshui in this section of Beihui Road is the most beautiful and beautiful, and the coastal scenery is refreshing. There is the magnificence of lofty mountains and mountains, and the gentleness of the water towns in the south of the Yangtze River.
Tan Qingge is fascinated by it, and every day he stands on the bow of the boat to watch the scenery on both sides of the strait.
And Flutter Tiger didn't seem to be interested in any of this, but he spent most of his time standing at the bow of the boat with Tan Qingge. These two people look extremely incompatible, one is slender and delicate, and the other is short and strong and ugly. At first, the people on the big boat felt that the contrast between these two people standing together was too strong, but later, I didn't know why, and suddenly felt that these two people were standing there, just like the scenery on both sides of the Luoshui River.
There are high mountain peaks, as well as nursery flowers.
It's a good match.
Seeing that Tan Qingge opened his mouth and closed it several times, he couldn't help but ask curiously, "What do you want to do?" ”
Tan Qingge blushed and smiled wryly: "Looking at it all the way, both sides of the river are beautiful and make people want to sigh a few words, no wonder those poets like to travel far away, and the good scenery can really make people feel comfortable." I also wanted to say something, but I thought about it for a long time...... There are no words in my stomach. ”
"You've ruined this bookish robe."
Fluttering Tiger glanced at him with disdain and said, "Yongjing's poems, can I casually say a hundred poems, do you believe it or not?" ”
"Unbelief"
"Then I won't say it."
Fluttering Tiger smiled, as if thinking of something: "When I used to study, I always ran out impatiently to play, either to go to the finches or to dig the ant's nest. Later, the general beat me up for this, and I was willing to memorize the words of the ancients. But what's the use of memorizing these things? ”
He stretched his body and said, "Of course, men have to cross the battlefield, and in my opinion, writing a poem is definitely not as happy as cutting a person." It's nothing if you can't write poetry, it's enough to kill people...... I forgot, you don't kill either. But later, for a long time, I had nothing to do but read, but I developed the habit of reading. So wherever I go, I always take a book with me for fun. ”
Tan Qingge looked down at the long sword hanging on his waist, and sighed and said, "Wen can't become a poem in seven steps, and Wu can't kill people in ten steps...... What else can I do? ”
"Alive"
Fluttering Tiger naturally said: "To live is to become a great success...... These words were said by the great general. ”
"To live is to be a great achievement?"
Tan Qingge repeated, if he had some understanding.
He was just about to speak, when he suddenly saw the face of the tiger suddenly change. The smile that had been easy to talk about before suddenly disappeared, and the killing intent that hadn't appeared in his eyes for many days came out irrepressibly.
"The general said that some clowns will appear on the road...... Sure enough! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, a big fish suddenly jumped out of the water and went straight to talk about Qingge!
Tan Qingge looked stupid at the tiger, as if he didn't feel the danger behind him at all. He couldn't help but let out an exclamation when he saw the tiger take off a sledgehammer from his waist. But the tiger didn't mean to do anything to him, he pulled him away and threw the sledgehammer out!
Jumping up in the water, where are the big fish.
It's a person.
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Not only this person, but countless black shadows appeared in the water, and it really looked as if there were a lot of big fish swimming in the water. It's just that these big fish are not kind, some jump out of the water and go straight to the big boat, and some are close to the big boat in their hands, and they want to chisel the big boat under the water!
The tiger threw out a hammer, and the man in mid-air slashed down with the force of the knife in both hands, and the knife slashed out a majestic knife qi, and slashed on the sledgehammer with a sound.
But this sharp sword qi didn't mean anything at all, the sledgehammer flew straight over and slammed into the assassin's chest, directly shattering half of the assassin's body, and then consciously circled in mid-air and flew back by himself. The mutilated corpse fell, staining the river red.
The dark shadows are getting denser and denser, and there are more and more people.
Fluttering Tiger sneered, squeezing a few words out between his teeth.
"Talking about Qing Song, you can't compose poetry, just learn how to kill people happily...... I'll teach you! ”