Liu Bei stood on the big bluestone, leaning against a big mulberry tree, pointing to the sky and touching the ground, with a serious face.

Liu Yuan stood far away, and finally didn't know what to think, so he didn't come over, but turned around and left.

Liu Wen, Xiao Wangba, Gan Tian and other friends looked at Liu Bei's appearance, opening their mouths one by one, with little stars flashing in their eyes. Look, look at Liu Bei, this shape ...... How much like a big horse monkey......

In the end, Liu Bei finally said, Lao Tzu is so outstanding, this is on the same level as the mythological characters, do you understand?

"Understood!"

Everyone nodded unanimously, I understand, doesn't it mean that you are not human, what a big deal!

Liu Bei understood the meaning, and felt that he was sad under his crotch now, and it hurt to take out the eggs.

……

"Where are we going next?" Liu Bei and his little friend talked for a while, and they had nothing to do, so they had to ask.

Everyone hurriedly thought, where is there fun today......

Sweet eyes lit up, and he felt that he should atone for his sins, so he hurriedly spoke: "Brother Big Ears, Brother Big Ears, I know where there is fun." ”

"Puff"

Everyone laughed, probably feeling sorry for their boss, and quickly covered their mouths...... One by one, their faces were flushed and trembling, and they didn't dare to speak out if they wanted to speak...... Alas, what a sin!

When Liu Bei heard this, he felt that his crotch was very sad, but in the face of a little girl, what could he do. I had to hold back and ask, "Britney, hurry up." ”

Sweet eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said: "Today my grandfather is going to celebrate the full moon for someone, we can go eat something, drink something, take some ......"

When Liu Bei heard this, this is not what a good boy should do. So he waved his hand: "Let's go!" ”

Several people lined up, puffed up, and strutted into the distance. A gust of wind blew, and a faint ballad came:

"Majestic and high-spirited, as if on the battlefield...... For eating and drinking, he has a thick skin and a round belly......"

Behind the grass, Liu Yuan, who was lying on his stomach, trembled his face, and clasped the ground tightly with his hands, preventing himself from ...... Laugh out loud..................

……

The Zhang family, in Zhuo County, is barely a medium-sized family, with their own manor and land, and they have opened a few butcher shops in the city, and they have a good life.

Zhang Hu is twenty-eight this year, and he is quite happy to be a father for the first time.

Therefore, he decided to give his son a full moon wine with great fanfare, and invited people with status and fame from all over the neighborhood to come and drink the wedding wine.

"Zhang Yuanwai, congratulations!"

"Thank you so much, please inside!"

"Zhang Yuanwai, congratulations!"

"General Li came to the door, full of splendor, please ...... inside"

"Sun County Order, please inside!"

Countless guests visited, and for a time Zhangjia Manor was very lively.

A carriage arrived, and a middle-aged man with a handsome face got out of the carriage and stepped forward.

"Brother Zhang, congratulations"

"It turned out to be Brother Gan, I haven't seen him for a few years and I miss it very much!"

"Me too!"

"I don't know where Brother Gan has been in high school in the past few years?"

"I, I went to Jiangzhou a few years ago, and not long ago the imperial court issued an order to make me the Sima of Zhuo County, and I just went home not long ago, and I haven't had time to meet Brother Zhang."

"I said, I've looked for you several times, but you don't have any other relatives here, so you can't find out. Come on, come on, please inside, don't get drunk today. ”

"Good, good."

Gan Yuwang said this, and waved at the carriage.

'Whoosh'

A few teenagers jumped out of the carriage, ran quickly to him, and saluted Zhang Hu one by one.

Zhang Hu looked at it, all of them were very energetic young men, nodded constantly, and said: "Admire, admire, Brother Gan, I don't see much difference in their age, you, this, how many twins are they at a time?" ”

Gan is looking forward to a mouthful of old blood spurting out, I'm so powerful, why don't I know?

"Come on, come and see Uncle Zhang, this is my little daughter Gantian. The other teenagers were her playmates. ”

Gan Tian hurriedly stepped forward, called his uncle crisply, and looked at his little friend with a smug face. That means, do you see it, my family is tall and tall, and I will pat my ass more in the future, do you understand......

Zhang Hu laughed when he saw such a clever girl, and Gan Yuwang also shook his head and laughed.

"The little girl has been stubborn since she was a child, and Brother Zhang smiled when she saw it."

"Where's the word, it's a good thing for children to be innocent, I like this girl, or ......"

Gan Yuwang hid Gan Tian behind him and glared at Zhang Hu: "Don't even think about it." Hmph, the old cow eats tender grass, are you embarrassed? ”

When Zhang Hu heard this, he was so angry that he was so embarrassed?

"Yes!" Gan Yuwang looked affirmative.

It turned out that the Gan family came here decades ago, and the elders became a petty official. So, the two brothers played together since they were children, went to private school together, and mischievous together, but later, Gan was puzzled by the urgent report from his ancestral hometown, saying that he had found a good teacher and asked him to go to school. Growing up together, what kind of virtue does a person have, who doesn't know who!

"I mean, why don't we get married, what do you think?" Zhang Hu endured the thought of beating this guy to death with a punch, gritted his teeth and said. Hmph, I have been teased by you since I was a child, bullying me every day for being stupid, and now I have become an in-law, let my son bully your daughter every day, ahaha, it's comfortable to think about......

Gan Yuwang is a small hair, and he saw through Zhang Hu's wishful thinking at a glance, hum, it really happened, who bullied whom.

"Brother Zhang's words are exactly what I want. Okay, let's ...... then."

Gan Yuwang was just about to agree, but Liu Bei rushed out with a reluctant face: "I don't agree." ”

Zhang Hu "??? ”

Willing to bewilder" ??? ”

Sweet" ??? ”

Eating melon seeds group performance"??? ”

Everyone collectively flew over with a blank eye, it's your business!

Let's not talk about that era, the words of the matchmaker and the like in that era, just an eight-year-old kid who knows a circle?

Liu Bei was stared at by everyone, cold sweat broke out, and he was anxious: I don't want to meow, who is talking for me, and give me a kick from behind...... I'm wronged, it's such a runny milk baby, what do I want her to do......

But everyone doesn't think so, the words came out of your mouth, and you ran out of your own, so you have to give an explanation! Don't rely on being a child, I won't dare beat you......

"What did you just say, little boy?" Zhang Hu, as the owner, felt that this was a child's wordless talk, and decided to give him a chance to redeem it.

Gan Yuwang also nodded, so good. Dissatisfied: Just your family, you will be nonsense, look at the monkey you look like, can you be worthy of my daughter? Hum!

Although Liu Bei is young, the family environment forces him to grow up quickly. My heart is full of anger, hum, don't let me know who kicked me, otherwise, I will definitely take revenge in the future......

While cursing this enemy who didn't know where he was in his heart, Liu Bei thought about it in his heart, thinking of countermeasures, one who couldn't get it right, and he couldn't run away with a board......

What should I do, wait in a hurry!!