Chapter 179

Ma Lao Liu glanced at Yun Lang angrily, and continued to lower his head, thinking about how to tell the stupid curtain smoke that the emperor was here.

Illiterate, this is Ma Laoliu's greatest sorrow.

Because of this weakness, he could not become a high-ranking officer or a superior person, and at the same time, it also limited his possibility of more development.

If you can't read, you are blind, and in the past, Ma Lao Liu felt that knowing and not knowing words was not a big problem.

As long as you don't want to be promoted and get rich, and you don't want to leave the mouth of the white wolf, this is not a weakness.

When things don't make sense, Ma Lao Liu can sing mountain songs, and he will even sketch a not too bad portrait with simple lines on the red sandstone.

Yun Lang wanted him to shut up, and even made him dumb temporarily, in Ma Lao Liu's opinion, it was all in vain.

Therefore, he began to look all over the world for a good sharp stone, a smooth and clean wall that was not polluted by his usual days, and he wanted to tell the curtain smoke through painting that the emperor was coming.

Yun Lang stood behind Ma Lao Liu, in terms of skill, he couldn't beat Ma Lao Liu, and in full view of everyone, it was not easy to find someone to beat Ma Lao Liu, and take back the anger that aroused the anger of those soldiers on the beacon.

Therefore, he stood there very leisurely and watched Ma Lao Liu's paintings.

It's not bad, Ma Lao Liu learned the ancient style painting skills, a strange big person first appeared on the wall, in order to let the curtain smoke understand that the person who came was the emperor, he also deliberately added a crown to the portrait.

Then, he painted a big beacon on the wall, and the beacon was painted next to the emperor, and the two were very close, indicating that the emperor was very close to the beacon.

Ma Lao Liu looked back at Yun Lang vigilantly, and saw that Yun Lang did not stop him from painting, and he drew a lot of strange war horses and cavalry, in order to make the curtain smoke more clear, he also deliberately depicted the emperor.

In the end, Ma Lao Liu also painted a scene of a woman pouring medicine into his mouth, I have to say that Ma Lao Liu's vision is very keen, and he actually depicted Su Zhi's dress as five or six points.

When depicting these works, Ma Lao Liu almost used all his strength, and every sketch was vigorous and powerful, and Yun Lang wanted to break these paintings in the blink of an eye, but there was no possibility at all.

Yun Lang stretched out a finger to pull the lines on the mural and shook his head: "I didn't expect you to have this hand, fools should know that His Majesty is about to arrive at the mouth of the white wolf when they see your painting."

Besides, the scene of my wife pouring medicine into your mouth is not so tragic, is it? You painted her so ugly? ”

As Yun Lang spoke, he also picked up a stone, slightly modified Su Zhi's image, and said to Ma Lao Liu, who was staring at him: "Look, I added a cloak to her, so that it looks more vivid?"

Also, what do you mean by these ass-like things you draw, I still haven't figured it out? ”

Ma Lao Liu hissed twice like a snake with his mouth open, and then quickly got into the beacon and went to find the curtain smoke.

Yun Lang took the stone and continued to revise and revise the painting, he always felt that Ma Laoliu's painting was not good, and there was not much beauty.

As long as the emperor's cloak on the mural is extended, and then upturned a little, a pair of beautiful women** will appear vividly, and a few more strokes will be added, and a naked beauty will lie behind the emperor coquettishly.

If you make the portrait of the emperor thicker, add an egg head on it again, and mess with some beards on your face, no one will believe that this person is not Ma Lao Liu.

As for the tall beacon flint casually sketched two strokes to become a tall table, Yun Lang naturally added two more stick figures ** on it, this craft has never been performed since graduating from college, and now the old trick is repeated, Yun Lang can't help but feel a little itchy and unbearable.

Speaking of stick figures, Yun Lang's craftsmanship is actually very good, at the beginning he learned to teach his younger brothers and sisters to draw a stick figure dog, a stick figure kitten, a stick figure pig, a stick figure elephant and other things.

Later, practice makes perfect, and the college period was a period of hormonal explosion, and it was obvious that the stick figure ** was his favorite, so that he painted to the depths, whether it was a kitten, a puppy, a pig, or a baby elephant...... He can use those unique lines to transform them into charming ** portraits.

Ma Laoliu's painting is not good, and the lines are not smooth, which makes the ** portrait modified by Yun Lang a little tarnished.

But fortunately, when Ma Lao Liu dragged the curtain smoke out of Fengsui, Ma Lao Liu's start-up and Yunlang's reprocessed "Ma Lao Liuyan Opera Group Fangtu" appeared vividly on the wall of Fengsui.

As for the "Emperor's Patrol Border Map" painted by Ma Laoliu, it has long been impossible to find the slightest imprint.

Ma Lao Liu saw Yun Lang standing a foot away from the mural from a distance, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, at least, Yun Lang didn't use a sword to destroy his painting.

Seeing that the curtain smoke came out, Yun Lang hurriedly greeted him, grabbed the curtain smoke's hand and said: "Ni Huixia has such a painting wizard, it's a pity that she didn't go to the palace to be a painter." ”

The curtain smoke was about to say two polite words, glanced at the mural on the wall, and suddenly blushed with shame, thinking that Yun Lang's words were polite words, but after seeing Man Qiang's ***, he understood that Yun Lang was humiliating him.

Curtain Yan turned around, pinched Ma Lao Liu's neck and roared: "Ye Ye pity that you have never been close to a woman, and gave you a chance, this is how you came to repay Ye Ye, right?" ”

Ma Lao Liu was worried about Yun Lang's madness just now, and deliberately hid behind the curtain smoke, he didn't see clearly what the portrait on the wall had become, and now he was pinched by the curtain smoke, and he felt even more inexplicable, such a simple picture, how did the curtain smoke look? How did you get associated with women? ”

At the same time, the partner who came out of the beacon with Ma Lao Liu, who followed the smoke of the curtain, immediately went crazy after seeing the picture of "Ma Lao Liu's Yan Opera Group...... It was the first time all of them had seen such a picture.

"Boss Ma, you deserve to be a good brother of your younger brother, just your kindness, as a younger brother, as long as you shout in the water and fire in the future, you will not refuse."

"Wow, Ma Laoliu, this thief is too happy, Tun General, when will I be allowed to go and suffer from the surrender of the city?"

The curtain smoke was released, and Ma Lao Liu roared: "Scrape off, scrape off, it's unsightly, Zhang Niu'er, scrape it off quickly!" ”

Zhang Niu'er, who was as majestic as a cow, stood in the best viewing position with his arms crossed, and when he heard Tun Jiang say this, he couldn't reply: "Why do you want to scrape it off, this is the only thing we can take out of the white wolf's mouth, carpenter, carpenter, hurry up and see the wood, make a frame to cover this picture, Tun General is right, we can't be cheap outsiders, only our own brothers are allowed to see!" ”

When Ma Lao Liu finally saw the mural on the wall clearly, he could hardly believe his eyes, hissed twice, and threw himself on the mural......

Soon, he, the guy who intended to destroy the mural, was thrown out by a group of his former brothers, and under the mural, the crowd of onlookers grew more and more dense......

Ma Lao Liu glanced at the curtain smoke that was about to devour him alive, came to Yun Lang, who was watching the excitement, and politely invited Yun Lang to go with him.

"It is actually no good for the curtain to know in advance that His Majesty is coming to the White Wolf's mouth, and what is deliberately made is completely different from the natural performance.

You are a border army, and you have definitely worked hard all these years, isn't it good for Your Majesty to see this scene? ”

Ma Lao Liu stared at Yun Lang angrily.

Yun Lang smiled helplessly: "I know this is not good, but ah, I really need to let the people from the White Wolf Mouth be responsible for setting the fire."

Don't scream, you really can't go directly to set fire, once the fire is set, there will be a large group of people accusing us, and they will also say that in order to preserve their strength, I, the captain of the cavalry, is afraid of the enemy like a tiger, and does not dare to fight a decisive battle with the Huns, and will only set a fire to drive the Huns away.

Don't worry, after this incident, as long as you keep your mouth shut, I will transfer you to the cavalry captain, and with your merits, it is more than enough to be a song commander. ”

Ma Lao Liu looked at Yun Lang strangely, spat fiercely and strode towards the cavalry lieutenant army, and it could be seen that he was extremely disdainful of Yun Lang's proposal.

Yun Lang didn't seem to be angry, he still followed behind Ma Lao Liu with a smile, and found a real hero, how can it be better than discovering a coward!