Chapter 11: Poor old man
God, what the hell is going on, we're all stupid. Unexpectedly, it has only been half a month, and we who are isolated from the world are actually wanted!
Sun Tianpao cried and stared at the TV to pull the monkey's clothes. The monkey ignored him completely. With a big mouth, the Adam's apple moved, and looked at Chen Yan blankly,
Chen Yan gritted his teeth, punched the wall, smashed the lime wall into a shallow pit, and scolded: "It must be Chu Fat!" , fatty, you TM play yin! The old man shuddered, and the enamel jar in his hand fell to the ground, rolling to the feet of the vegetable sprouts.
Caiya bent down and picked up the enamel jar, wanting to hand it over to the old man, but every time Caiya took a step closer, the uncle seemed to be more nervous. A look of horror.
Cai Sprout stopped, knowing that there was no way to explain to him at all, and even if he did, the old man might not be able to listen. Naya tried his best to make a gentle smile with his ice cube face, and tried it a few times, but I looked more like I was baring my teeth fiercely.
The old man couldn't sit still anymore, so he knelt down with a puff. The body was still shaking violently.
Caiya seemed to feel that letting him learn how to laugh gently was more tiring than 2 hours of gun, so he gave up. handed the enamel jar to Chen Yan and pointed it at the old man Nunu.
Chen Yan didn't seem to have recovered from the anger just now. Holding the enamel jar thrown over by the sprouts, inexplicably, when I saw the old man shaking into a ball, and then looked at the helpless sprouts, it was clear what was going on. He took a deep breath and calmed the heaving of his chest. There was a flattering expression on his face like a good boy and a good student.
I thought to myself that this Chen Yan was really terrible, when he was angry just now, he gritted his teeth, and the muscles on his face suddenly showed edges and corners. It looks full of anger, and in just a moment, he becomes a good child again. It seems that the psychological quality of this kid is beyond our estimates,
Chen Yan walked up and put the enamel jar on the old man's table, trying to help the old man up.
The old man suddenly burst into tears, his eyes full of pleading: "I said doll, if you want to continue running, then please," said he actually put his hand into the pocket of his uniform, took out two crumpled ten yuan, held them in his hand, and continued: "Doll, we are all people with parents, look at my old man's age, let me go, I won't report to the official." I really don't report to the official. ”
Chen Yan didn't know what to say, so he couldn't help it, so he knelt on the ground with the old man, and said extremely earnestly: "Uncle, we are really training, this may also be part of the training, don't be afraid, ah." "I saw his tone as if he were coaxing a child.
The old man immediately picked up the conversation: "Then you can continue to train, the old man and I are in my 50s, and I am timid, I can't stand this," the old man seemed to be afraid that we would continue to stay here.
"That's it, you don't believe what we say, when we're done, we'll naturally come back and explain it to you, goodbye uncle!" After that, he saluted a military salute in a dignified manner.
We walked out of the patrol station, and the security door behind us immediately "slammed" shut. The noise was loud.
I immediately felt very depressed, thinking to myself, this thing was done by Chu Fatzi, it must be him, the standard Chu Fatzi style. I don't say hello beforehand. Estimating this situation, he didn't expect it. On the contrary, this simple uncle was frightened like this. It's fucking unreliable.
Chen Yan gritted his teeth: "Chu Fatzi is trying to play us to death, damn it, he didn't even breathe, so he had to play the role of a fugitive." ”
Sun Tianpao had an innocent expression on his face, and asked the monkey in a confused manner: "I said monkey, which side is the direction of Beijing?" ”
The monkey was not angry, and pointed to his back with his thumb, without raising his head.
Sun Tianpao suddenly picked up a stone on the ground and threw it in that direction, probably because he was too impulsive, his feet slipped and he sat on the ground. After that, he quickly got up and jumped to his feet and scolded: "Perverted Chu Fatty, no wonder you don't have a wife until now, the five elements lack virtue,"
The monkey raised his head and asked Chen Yan's opinion: "Captain, what do you say we should do." ”
Chen Yan frowned, thought for a long time, and said: "Chu Fatzi designed the obstacle like this, in order not to let us return to Beijing within a month, I said that we should go back on time, our team can't afford to lose such a person."
I took over the conversation: "It seems that we can't get through Baotou, we must be surrounded by the police and armed police into an iron bucket." ”
Chen Yan shook his head: "No, we'd better go to Baotou, there are points in the seven bureaus over there, so we won't give any affection, and it's good to borrow some money to take the train,"
We nodded in agreement, and the direction was set. The five of us put our right fists together, and just about to shout "Defend the motherland, defend the brothers", Sun Tianpao said: "I said all the commanders and fighters of the No. 2 warehouse special service team, I suggest that we change the slogan this time, this time it will be:
Almost without hesitation, we roared boldly and neatly: "Return to Beijing, clean up the fat man!" ”
We set off along the railway in the direction of Baotou
As for what we should do when we arrived in Baotou and found the "rudder" of the Seventh Bureau in Baotou, I didn't think about it, and I didn't have to think about it, because in the team, there were Chen Yan, the dog-headed military division, Sun Tiancang, the meat shield, the monkey, the assassin, and the killer Caiya, as if I didn't have to worry about anything.
Just after walking a few steps, Chen Yan suddenly stopped, with a hint of a sinister smile on his face, quite the true legend of Chu Fatzi. It's also very underwhelming.
The monkey asked, "I said, captain, why don't you leave?" ”
Chen Yan smiled: "That old man just now was not easy, wasn't it?" I want to give the old man some pocket money. As he spoke, he raised an eyebrow at me.
Although I don't know Chen Yan's next plan, I know that the bad water in this guy's stomach must have come out again, and he must have some idea. He asked, "Do you have any ideas, tell me about it." ”
"That old man thinks we are wicked, so let's really be wicked. Let's go, send him 100,000 yuan! After saying that, he turned around and walked back, beckoned the rest of us to the four of us, and walked towards the maintenance center with a murderous spirit.
The old man had just breathed a sigh of relief, but when he saw us kill again, his face turned white with fright. I heard the click of the security door, and the secret lock was locked. He also hid behind the door and refused to show his head.
Sun Tianpao pretended to approach the security door, pretended to be vicious on his face, smashed the door with the butt of his gun, and deliberately shouted in a rough voice: "Old man, I heard that you called the police, right?" ”
The old man was so frightened that he almost peed his pants, he was a honest and honest man, and he did want to call the police for a moment just now, after all, 100,000 yuan is also a lot of extra money for this kind of grassroots worker. But then, he gave up, and when he remembered the expression of the vegetable sprout's grinning teeth, he couldn't help but feel a chill down his spine.
Hearing Sun Tianpao say this, he hurriedly explained: "You dolls, I really didn't call the police, old man, I didn't have the guts, didn't you leave?" What are you doing back, I can't help but be scared, old man. ”
I couldn't bear it in my heart, I felt that it was really inappropriate to treat an old man in such a way and scare the old man like this, so I couldn't help but whisper to Chen Yan: "I said captain, let's, let's do this, isn't it a bit immoral?" ”
Chen Yan didn't answer, but asked me: "If a child appears in your lurking location, and the child is innocent, but your location and identity will be exposed, what will you do?" ”
I couldn't help but be stunned, my heart was cold, it seems that no matter what type of war, the real ones are always the most ordinary people.
I was still unwilling, and then asked, "Then can't you talk to this uncle properly?" ”
Chen Yan chuckled: "Think about it, old and good, especially people of this age, they won't take risks, I bet, as soon as we leave, he will let this matter rot in his stomach, and even his wife may not be able to know." ”