Chapter 106: Give a gift and give a tiger whip wine
Ask for a ticket, ask for a ticket, and don't need a recommended ticket for money''''''
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"Madam, the peach is washed. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ info" girl Xiaozi said outside the door. There are a total of three girls in the room, two of them are reserved for Chen Rui and Han Wu, and the remaining Xiaozi generally stays at the door, especially when Jin Yu and Yang Ying are alone. Jin Yu's everything is taken care of by Yang Ying, Yang Ying feels that this is her own job and can't let others rob it, and Jin Yu also feels very warm, so this rule is set.
Yang Ying brought in a fruit plate full of cherries, picked one up and handed it to Jin Yu's mouth, and said gently: "Husband, eat peaches." β
There was no greenhouse effect in the Tang Dynasty, and the Chan River at the door of the house was constantly flooded all year round, even in summer, the temperature was not unbearable. In addition, there are a lot of mosquitoes outside at night, so Jin Yu moved the bamboo chair directly into the bedroom. Jin Yu reclined on the bamboo chair, bare-chested, fanning the folding fan unhurriedly, with one mouth, a cherry into his mouth, and then tilted his head slightly, and ejaculated the cherry pit into the spittoon next to him, very free.
In response to Jin Yu's casualness, Yang Ying has put forward several opinions, it is better when there are outsiders, Jin Yu always can't change when he is alone, how comfortable and how to come, after a long time, Yang Ying can only let it go.
"Husband, one more." Yang Ying pinched another cherry and handed it to Jin Yu's mouth, Jin Yu stretched out his tongue and went in.
Jin Yu spit out the nucleus and said, "Lady eat it herself, she has eaten a lot for her husband." β
"Ate it without washing? The husband is not afraid of stomach trouble. Yang Ying said angrily.
"It's not dry, it's not clean, and it's not sick if you eat it." Jin Yu didn't care about it at all, what could the food be dirty in this year? Is it comparable to the pesticide residues of later generations? Isn't it better than gutter oil? Isn't it better than all kinds of additives?
"No matter what you say, you have a reason, husband." Yang Ying also couldn't help Jinyu's attitude, so she complained helplessly.
"Hey, is it delicious?" Jin Yu turned sideways and raised his hand to fan Yang Ying.
"Hmmm, sweet." Yang Ying gave Jin Yu a sweet smile and said, "The concubine is not hot, just let the husband fan himself." β
"It's okay, you can just eat." Jin Yu looked at his little daughter-in-law, no matter how he looked at it, he couldn't get enough of it.
Yang Ying made Jin Yu look a little embarrassed, and said, "Husband has been running around for a day today, he must be tired, right?" The concubine pinched her husband's shoulders, right? β
"Eat first, then pinch after eating." Jin Yu has not enjoyed the treatment of the opposite sex ~ massage when he came to the Tang Dynasty, and he is a little yearning, and he is really tired today.
"No, pinch it before eating." Yang Ying got up and wiped her hands, walked to Jin Yu's side, and instructed Jin Yu: "Husband, turn over and leave a back for the concubine." β
Jin Yu did as he said, enjoying the pleasure brought by Yang Ying's soft and boneless little hands, and his nose also made an imaginary "um~oh~" sound from time to time.
Yang Ying made her husband's strange sound embarrassed, raised her hand and slapped Jin Yu on the back, and said angrily: "Don't make a sound!" If you make this kind of sound again, the concubine body will not pinch it! β
Jin Yu turned his head to look at Yang Ying's shy face, smiled, and finally quieted down.
Yang Ying slowly calmed down and asked Jin Yu: "Husband did you share shaved ice for the children of the Zhuang family two days ago?" β
"What's wrong? Distressed? Jin Yu lay on the bamboo chair and hummed.
"The concubine body will not be so stingy!" Yang Ying wrinkled her nose and said, "It's better not to be so casual in the future, some people will gossip." β
"What's the gossip? Coaxed the children on their own Zhuangzi, and coaxed gossip? Jin Yu didn't understand it, this was nothing in the future generations, and the prime minister went to the Internet cafΓ© to visit the children!
"The identity is different, the husband is the head of the family, so he must have the frame of the head of the family, not at will, this is the rule!" Yang Ying pointed out Jin Yu's recent misbehavior one by one: "Let's take the husband redeeming people for labor, some people may say that the husband recruits the dead, and there is also a school, and the husband will also embarrass other Zhuangzi family heads by doing this." β
"! What do we have to do with others? Jin Yu acquiesced to the previous one Yang Ying said, there is indeed a lack of consideration, you can build a school, why not?
"Clean your mouth!" Yang Ying slapped Jin Yu again and explained, "If you did this, should other family heads do the same?" If you don't build a school, wouldn't it be unkind enough? If it is built, where will the money come from? Therefore, the husband will embarrass the other heads of the family. β,
After listening to Yang Ying's explanation, Jin Yu was speechless, this generation gap is not a little bit worse!
"Is the husband angry with the concubine?" Seeing that Jin Yu didn't speak, Yang Ying asked cautiously.
"Hmm. Angry! Jin Yu turned over and dragged Yang Ying to himself, and smiled evilly: "If you want your husband to give birth to a baby, no one will gossip about Lao Tzu's education son, right?" β
After Yang Ying's "ah", her face turned crimson, and she whispered: "Husband, the light, the light has not been extinguished." β
Jin Yu picked up the folding fan, slammed it hard, and extinguished it.
"Husband, go to bed." Yang Ying's voice was glutinous, and her nasal voice was a little heavy, obviously someone's hands were very dishonest.
"Here we are." Jin Yu was also a little short of breath, and added: "The husband is tired today, the lady is on it." β
"Husband", "You are so bad", ""
After a while, the music sounded, and the night was infinitely ''''''
Taoism has a saying: The yellow flower girl is a big supplement! Jin Yu felt refreshed early in the morning, and touched the tenderness of his daughter-in-law on the side'''''' another pillar of optimism!
Yang Ying opened her confused eyes, found Jin Yu's strange appearance, and muttered ignorantly: "Husband, spare the concubine, the concubine is really boring." β
"Well, you sleep with yours, and you will get up in a while for your husband." Jin Yu patted Yang Ying's back dotingly and said.
Yang Ying was just a little tired, not a lack of sleep, she didn't fall asleep when she closed her eyes, she turned over, just touched the top of the upturned, knowing that her husband was still hard and uncomfortable, and said in a mosquito voice: "Husband, or ''' concubine for you'
"What?" Yang Ying's voice was too small, and Jin Yu didn't hear it clearly.
"It's the one who is ice and fire, oh, husband, you're dead!" Yang Ying quit, thinking that Jin Yu was teasing her, and beat Jin Yu's chest with both hands.
"Haha''" Jin Yu was overjoyed, hugged Yang Ying, and said happily: "You don't need ice or fire, just use your mouth directly." β
"Will that husband be comfortable?" The naΓ―ve Yang Ying thought that only the two geniuses of ice and fire could make Jin Yu comfortable.
"Well, comfortable! Come on. Jin Yu was a little impatient, it was the first time he had done this in the morning.
Yang Ying first used her dexterous lilac tongue'''''' then used her ruddy cherry mouth to hold it until it was too big and only half of it, and she swallowed and vomited in desperation, while Jin Yu poured out comfortably. One big, four forks - how a "cool" word!
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The cloud sideburns and flowers are shaking, and the hibiscus tent is warm for the spring night. The spring night is bitter and short, and the day is high, and the king does not rise early from then on. Jin Yu now finally knows why some kings love beauties and don't love the country, there must be one party who is very good at playing!
As the saying goes: wine is a poison that pierces the intestines, and color is a steel knife that scrapes bones. Jin Yu felt that the person who said this must have chosen the wrong wine, otherwise the two would be a mutual reinforcement, rather than an inducement to cause disharmony. Jin Yu has personal experience of this, and Jin Yu felt a little struggling a few days ago, so he secretly tasted a little concocted tiger whip wine.
Speaking of this tiger whip wine, it really responds to the sentence "who uses it knows". The "gift will give so-and-so gold" that was advertised in later generations is simply scum in front of Tiger Whip Wine.
Good things should be shared with everyone, and the draught can't forget the people who dig the wells, Jin Yu put on an altar and went straight to Cheng Mansion to kill, after all, it was a tiger hunted by the old man Cheng, and listening to Cheng Huaimo's meaning, his father is also a fellow believer, there is no better thank you than this!
"Stinky boy, even if you have a conscience, you still remember the matchmaker of the old man!" Cheng bites Jin's usual loud voice, and goes up to catch Jin Yu's shoulder is two reshots, fortunately Jin Yu is also a person who has practiced, otherwise he can still shoot half of his body.
"Uncle Cheng is so strong, he is about to shoot his little nephew." Jin Yu hugged the wine jar and stumbled to unload some of his strength, and said with a wry smile.
"That's, I want to be an old man" Cheng bit King Kong wanted to show off his divine power back then, seeing that Jin Yu was fine, he straightened up like no one else, and he didn't need to move his shoulders at all, and said angrily: "Stinky boy!" Dare to fool the old man! What's the take? Open it for the old man to see! β
"Huh?" Jin Yu didn't expect Cheng Yanjin's topic to change so quickly and speak so directly. Cheng Huaimo on the side was even more attentive to studying the flowers and plants in front of him, looking like he didn't know this person and had nothing to do with him.
"Ahh The old man came by himself! Cheng Biting Jin snatched the wine jar with one hand, took off the lid, smelled it, and was furious: "Stinky boy, just use such a little wine to fool the old man?" It's not enough for the old man to drink! β,
Jin Yu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and quickly explained: "Uncle Cheng, this is not an ordinary wine, it is a tiger whip wine carefully concocted by the little nephew, which has the effect of "what" and "that." β
"What's that? Isn't it just an aphrodisiac, and it's used in a different way. Cheng Yanjin glanced at Jin Yu with disdain, and said happily: "Old man, try it first and see how it works!" β
"Don't!" Jin Yu hurriedly stopped Cheng Biting Jin's behavior, this uncle is too bold, right? I'm not afraid of swelling to death! "Uncle Cheng, in this bar, it's good to drink one or two a day, don't drink too much."
"So effective?" Cheng Yanjin looked disbelieving.
"Well, absolutely, once the little nephew drank a little more, and the nosebleed almost couldn't stop." Jin Yu nodded hurriedly and told a little lie, it's better to lie than to let Lao Cheng have an accident, right?
"Then listen to you once." Cheng Yanjin saw that Jin Yu said so sincerely, and finally listened to it, and then said: "Follow the old man into the house, I just have something to tell you." β
Cheng Huaimo knew that when such good things came into the hands of his father, he would definitely not have his own share, so on the way back to the house, he pulled Jin Yu's sleeve and quietly begged for wine.
"Yours are indispensable, go back to my house to get it." Jin Yu whispered to Cheng Huaimo, in exchange for Cheng Huaimo's grateful eyes, which looked very ambiguous, which shocked Jin Yu with goosebumps.
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