Chapter 151 Dongfang Shuo
Chapter 151 Dongfang Shuo
In the Han Kingdom, cold and fever are also a type of epidemic, and continuous diarrhea is even more epidemic.
Generally speaking, if a person has one type of epidemic, he will get seriously ill, and if he has two epidemics, he will basically be hopeless.
When Yun Lang soaked in the hot spring and ate pig's trotters, Huo Quzhi thought that Yun Lang had indeed recovered.
Looking at Yun Lang's skinny ribs, he said sadly: "Be careful in the future, the disease is coming, you can only bear it, my mother specially named me the word "sickness" in order to keep me away from the disease." ”
Yun Lang spit out the pig bones in his mouth and said with a smile: "One more basket of pig's trotters, and I will recover immediately, and I can still fight you on the field for three hundred rounds." ”
Cao Xiang laughed and said, "Finally, there is a thinner one than me, hahaha, looking at you always reminds me of a bamboo pole!" ”
Li Dang looked at Yun Lang seriously, rubbed his chin and said, "It seems that the spring breeze and a pillow of Lady Bamboo I sent have played a great role."
However, although Mrs. Bamboo is exquisitely made, you must also know moderation and not use too much energy on Mrs. Bamboo, or we will go to Yanglingyi to play the game the day after tomorrow? ”
Yun Lang found a bronze mirror and carefully rolled his eyes to look at Yanren, Huo Quzhi said that the red line on the white of his eye had disappeared, Yun Lang wanted to make sure that lead and mercury poisoning was definitely not a joke.
"What is there to take pictures of the sharp-beaked monkey's gills, do you know that His Majesty has allowed the Yanmen Gate guards to expand the Yanmen Gate, that is to say, for a long time after that, the Yanmen Gate will be the main guard.
His Majesty also set up Shuofang County in Bingzhou, ruling 14,000 households, which was an unprecedented move, and the frontier of our Han Dynasty expanded to the north by 400 miles.
There is the annoying territory of the ancient building, out of the loess plateau, in the face of the territory of the Xiongnu Zuogu Liwang, it seems that His Majesty thinks that the blow to the Zuoguli King at the beginning of the year is not enough, and wants to go further. ”
Huo Quzhi was very dissatisfied with Yunlang's feminine movements, what was the matter with a big man holding a bronze mirror all day long, and deliberately changed the topic to the majestic side.
Cao Xiang sneered: "It's about us!" ”
Li Dang looked at Cao Xiang dissatisfiedly and said, "It's about my father!" ”
Cao Xiang pursed his lips and said: "Even if it's about your father's business, your father has won the battle, and in the end, it's your eldest brother who is cheaper."
I've heard that your father's title doesn't have your share, and if you want to get ahead, your brothers have to work together to go to war.
Did you know? The most uncomfortable thing for me is that I got the title of Marquis of Pingyang for nothing, which makes me say anything, everyone has to ask my mother first, can I listen! ”
Huo Quzhi scolded angrily: "Don't let you mess around with that guy named Dongfang Shuo, you just don't listen, now look at it, what is the difference between what you say and that guy?" ”
Yun Lang was still very interested in Dongfang Shuo, and hurriedly said when he heard this: "What did that guy say?" ”
Li Dang laughed and said: "This is a very interesting person, do you know it, Your Majesty recruited talented people in the world back then, and asked them to describe their growth."
This guy used more than 3,000 pieces of bamboo slips to describe his advantages, and His Majesty read it for two whole months before reading it, probably because he wrote so many words, so he asked him to wait for the Zhao Bus Department, and as a result, the wait was eight years!
Six days ago, he came to deliver the carriage and horses to Gillian, and we listened to his interesting conversation, so we invited him to drink, and this guy was too drunk, so he stood in the hall of your house and roared.
What to say, he lost his parents when he was a teenager and grew up relying on the support of his brother and sister-in-law.
I didn't study until I was thirteen years old, but I studied hard, and the literature and history books I read in three winters were enough.
At the age of fifteen, he learned fencing, and at the age of sixteen, he learned "poems" and "books", and read 220,000 words.
At the age of nineteen, he learned the art of war and the arrangement of battle formations, and knew how to use various weapons, as well as the cymbals and drums for soldiers to advance and retreat during battle.
The book on this subject also reads 220,000 words, for a total of 440,000 words.
He also said that he admired Zilu's arrogance and swore to follow it, and now he is thirty years old and nine feet three inches tall. His eyes were blazing, like bright beads.
The teeth are white and neat like choreographed shells, brave like Meng Ben, agile like Qingji, honest and thrifty like Uncle Bao, and faithful like Weisheng.
A person like him is enough to become His Majesty's minister, why can he only stay in the bus office with grievances! ”
Listening to Li Dang's retelling of what Dongfang Shuo said, Yun Lang couldn't help but calculate how many books he had read, and after calculating, he felt that according to Dongfang Shuo, he could concurrently serve as the prime minister of the Han Dynasty, the Xiongnu, and even the Roman Empire.
Judging by the number of books he has read, there should be no more knowledgeable person in this world than him.
Listening to Huo Quai, Cao Xiang and Li Dare were frolicking, Yun Lang couldn't help but sigh, people in this era have almost no boundary desire for knowledge, but they can find books to read, but there are few pitiful, the so-called sweat cow is full of energy, it is already a great imagination of the number of books, for Yun Lang, it is just the content of a "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".
Huo Quzhi only laughed at Dongfang Shuo's tone, but did not laugh at other people's knowledge, and the amount of 440,000 words read far exceeded that of ordinary readers.
"Why don't we make an appointment with Dongfang Shuo again, listen to you, I am also very interested in this person."
Yun Lang saw that Huo Quai's eyes fell on his mirror again, so he threw the bronze mirror ashore and said in a positive way.
Cao Xiang said with a smile: "Although this person has a low official position, not everyone can invite him, a few of us happened to have a chance that day, and people just wanted to drink, otherwise, that guy would basically ignore us." ”
Yun Lang's eyes rolled and he laughed: "I will write a letter and ask someone to forward it to Dongfang Shuo, he will definitely come, maybe he will come quickly." ”
Cao Xiang shook his head with a smile and said: "This is impossible, my mother gave him an invitation on his birthday, and as a result, on the day of my mother's birthday, his gift arrived, but no one came, the reason is that my mother is brilliant, but the immortal monarch descends to earth, he is just a fairy family official, and he will disappear after seeing my mother, so he dare not come."
It was nonsense, but my mother laughed and said he was funny, and she never talked about it again. ”
Yun Lang couldn't help laughing, Changping's careful eye problem should not be lost anyway, her evaluation of Dongfang Shuo was funny, and as a result, Dongfang Shuo was on the funny biography written by Sima Qian, which was really harmful.
"When I receive my letterhead, Dongfang Shuo will definitely come, no kidding you."
Yun Lang stood up as he spoke, wrapped himself in a linen sheet and went out of the canal, and the idea must be realized as soon as possible.
The other three saw that Yun Lang was interested, so they didn't have the idea of taking a bath, and they wrapped up the linen sheet to see how Yun Lang was going to trick Dongfang Shuo.
There were too many women in the Yun family, and the yin qi was too heavy, so four half-naked half-grown teenagers appeared in the courtyard, and the courtyard suddenly became very lively.
Even Gillian was shocked, and when she saw the four teenagers surrounded by a group of women, she immediately laughed and lay on the railing and almost lost her breath.
The women had long heard that the head of the house had a serious illness, and when they saw him running around naked, they repaid it, and turned around and hugged their blanket to cover the head of the house.
Yun Lang reluctantly returned to his room with two blankets, and in a blink of an eye, Huo Quai's four people also walked in with blankets.
Cao Xiang smiled: "I thought it was ......"
Huo Quzhi kicked Cao Xiang's calf and said, "Don't say it, if something good happens to you, you won't be able to listen to it." ”
This is the smallest building of the Yun family, which was given by Gillian when she heard that Yun Lang had a serious illness, otherwise, the four of them could only live in a tent.
Yun Lang prepared the pen and ink, the bamboo slip, and wrote on the bamboo slip with a pen: "Wen Jun has read the whole book, and he is known as a gentleman, and I don't know if it is true or false."
Under the new treasure of the same thing, can be close to the gold and iron and far away bamboo and stone, the most wonderful, there is a guide effect, but not similar to Sinan, once made, the army long-distance attack, the ship across the ocean, will be no worries.
Since you claim to know everything in the world, you can take a look, and if your advice is beneficial to this thing, it will also bless future generations. ”
Yun Lang finished writing on the bamboo slips, put them into a leather bucket together with his red lacquer prayer stickers, and handed them to Cao Xiang.
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