Chapter 249: Look at the Moon with a Hammer

Li Er took it and read it carefully.

When everyone looked at the thick stack of papers, they even believed Du Ruhui's words.

It seems that Du He still has a hard time.

However, everyone found that the more Li Er looked back, the deeper his brows wrinkled.

Isn't Du He angry again?

For a while, the atmosphere in the hall was weird, and everyone thought to themselves, Du He had a small trouble, and when the time came, everyone would be scolded, and it would be a disaster.

Bang.

Li Eryi slammed his fist on the table in front of him.

Everyone's hearts pounded.

In the quiet hall, there was a sudden sound: "Hahaha......"

Li Er laughed, laughed wildly, and stood up excitedly.

Li Er glanced at everyone, and finally his eyes fell on Du Ruhui, and said loudly: "Keming, you have a good son...... This method of cash-for-work has never been done since ancient times, but ...... I thought that this method would definitely solve the problem of resettlement of the victims, retreat from the dynasty, Zhao Yang, you go to the furniture factory quickly, invite Du He to the palace, and say that I have prepared a sumptuous dinner and invite him to the imperial garden to admire the moon. ”

Everyone was stunned.

What is cash-for-work?

No one has ever heard of it.

The point is, His Majesty actually wants to prepare a sumptuous dinner and invite Du He to admire the moon?

This kind of treatment has not been enjoyed by anyone since His Majesty ascended the throne.

For a while, everyone looked at Du Ruhui with envy.

If only I could have such a son!

At this time, no one cared about what the method of resettlement was.

……

Furniture factory.

"What? Your Majesty invited me to admire the moon? Duhe asked in surprise.

Zhao Yang nodded, and said with a smile: "Uncle Yi, this is a great honor, if you want to say that since my dynasty, there are only a few people who have this treatment, such as Wang Situ, the eldest grandson Sikong, Lord Fang, Lord Du, etc., now Your Majesty has invited you to admire the moon, and has prepared a sumptuous dinner, which means that Your Majesty has planned to reuse you, congratulations to Uncle Yi, when the time comes, don't forget to wait for me." ”

Duhe raised his head and looked at the gloomy sky.

He said a little speechlessly: "Look at the ghost moon, just this broken weather, it's good not to rain later." ”

Zhao Yang: "......"

Du He secretly said in his heart that it was broken, and trouble was going to come on again.

He thought about it yesterday, and after writing this work-for-relief method, he handed it over to his cheap father Du Ruhui, and asked Du Ruhui to say that he wrote it himself, in order to get rid of this matter and let Li Er have a headache.

Who knows, I fell asleep in the morning and forgot to explain the matter.

How did he know that Du Ruhui did not take the credit, but praised him violently in the Taiji Palace, which was definitely the kind of performance of his father.

Zhao Yang asked: "Uncle Yiyi, are you going or not?" The slave is still waiting to return to the palace to reply. ”

Du He blinked his eyes and asked with a smile, "Can I not go?" ”

Zhao Yang shook his head, and said in shock: "This ...... There has never been such a precedent. ”

"Okay, you go back and tell Your Majesty that I will go to the banquet on time, and as for looking at the moon, look at a hammer!" Du He said helplessly.

Zhao Yang shook his head: "Uncle Yiyi, it's wrong, it's not to look at the hammer, it's to look at the moon." ”

Duhe: "There's a moon with a hammer!" ”

"Ah......h

Zhao Yang was completely stunned.

Hammer?

Moon?

What does the hammer have to do with the moon.

When he returned to the palace to resume his life, Li Er was also a little dumbfounded.

Li Er: "Hammer? Moon? ”

Zhao Yang: "Your Majesty, that's right, this is the original words of the county uncle of Huyi. ”

"The hammer and the moon?"

Zhao Yang: "No, the hammer and the moon, it's the moon of the hammer." ”

Syllable.

Li Er smashed the piece in his hand: "Get out, I can't even pass the word clearly, what do I want you to do." ”

Zhao Yang almost cried.

……

In the evening.

A carriage entered the imperial city.

Du He got out of the carriage, tidied up his clothes, and walked towards the Taiji Palace.

Along the way, the palace guards and eunuchs and palace maids who passed by couldn't help but quietly look at him a few more times.

Everyone quietly began to talk.

"See? That's the county uncle! ”

"Horse, Great Demon King, no one knows! Is it another trouble? ”

"You don't know yet, he entered the palace today because His Majesty invited him to the imperial garden to admire the moon."

"Tut-tut......"

Du He smiled slightly when he heard these discussions.

Others are envious of him and jealous of her, only he knows, but this matter is not so easy to deal with.

It seems that Li Er is determined to hand over this tricky matter to himself.

"It seems that it's time to knock on the bamboo......"

Du He thought to himself.

Thinking about it, people have come to the Taiji Temple.

Zhao Yang greeted him from afar: "Uncle Yiyi, the slave has been waiting for a long time, and Your Majesty is waiting for you in the Imperial Garden." ”

"Okay, lead the way."

As soon as Du He stepped into the imperial garden, he saw that a table of sumptuous dishes had been set up in the pavilion.

In front of the huge table, Li Er sat in the middle, and Empress Eldest Sun served on the side.

When Du He stepped forward, all the surrounding palace maids and eunuchs withdrew.

When Empress Changsun saw Du He, her eyes showed affection, and she beckoned, "Du He, come and sit down." ”

Du He sat down a little apprehensively, but saw that Li Er and Empress Changsun were staring at him with a smile.

Du He scratched his head and said straight to the point: "Your Majesty, tonight's dinner is very rich, it shouldn't be just a meal, right?" ”

Li Er laughed: "You little slippery head, I can't hide anything from you, I am looking for you today, I want to carefully understand the more detailed content of the cash-for-work scheme, look at the Tang Dynasty, not the whole world, only you know, I don't look for you, do I want to ask the gods to manifest themselves?" ”

Du He touched his stomach and asked, "Can you eat first?" ”

Li Er and Empress Changsun were both amused by Du He's sincere application.

"Okay, eat first, and then talk after eating."

Du He picked up the chopsticks and said: "Lao Tzu said, governing a big country is like cooking Xiaoxian, and now, Your Majesty is the monarch of the Tang Dynasty, and cooking Xiaoxian is naturally not a problem, which is the case with work for relief." ”

Li Er instantly understood, personally sandwiched a chopstick dish for Du He, and asked, "I ask you, can this cash-for-work solution solve the famine in Henan, Shandong?" ”

Du He smiled, "It's like fishing for the moon in the water, it won't work." ”

"Is it possible to settle the victims?"

Du He still shook his head: "Like a flower in the mirror, it's unrealistic." The problem of the victims can only be solved temporarily. ”

Li Er asked unwillingly: "Can we make the world obedient and all the people to their hearts?" ”

Du He took a bite of rice and said, "If you itch through your boots, you can't cure the root cause." ”

Li Er saw Du He pretending to be forced, and his heart was a little frizzy, and asked: "Then why is this method of cash-for-work written so magically on top of your Shangshu?" ”

Du He said: "Your Majesty, the method of cash-for-work is only a temporary plan, the temporary needs of the victims are to have enough to eat, but after March, after May, everyone wants to live and work in peace and contentment, not just to eat enough, if the people only want to be fed, what is the difference with livestock? If you don't have a dream, what's the difference between you and a salted fish? ”

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(Thanks to the [Lux] brothers for the tip!) )