Chapter 13: Be a chef to gain the friendship of the prince and pretend to be a big trick
Prince Dan's delicate hands were blistered by the boiled fish just out of the oil pot, and I was so frightened that I threw down the basin containing the fish to give the prince a gift.
Prince Dan immediately supported me with both hands, asked me not to be polite, and then picked up a pair of chopsticks from the side and picked up a piece of fish meat. I put it on my mouth and blew it, and quickly put it in my mouth, and I looked at the handsome but thin and sallow face in front of me in horror. Immediately afterwards, Prince Dan almost buried his face in the basin and ate the fish. Prince Dan put all the fish of the three people into his stomach in a while. Since then, I have been retained to be the chef of Prince Dan, and the small intestine is for me.
I really feel that I am omnipotent, and the chef will also do it, one trick a day to make food for Prince Dan, and three months have passed in a blink of an eye, and Prince Dan has been raised by me to be chubby.
In these three months, we have established a friendly relationship and become good friends who talk about everything. I was complacent, thinking that I was mixing well, and I was unlucky and sad to ride an electric donkey, but I was sent by a burst of lightning to this Warring States period without mobile phones and computers. Fortunately, I have a smart brain, and in less than half a year, I have been mixed into the position of the guest of honor on the Dan throne of the prince of Yan Kingdom.
But the next sentence of Prince Dan pulled me back to the sad reality, because such a good day is not long. What did Prince Dan of Yan Kingdom say? He consulted with me, saying that the state of Qin was becoming more and more powerful, and that it was about to destroy all the countries and become hegemonic, and he wanted to send an assassin to kill the king of Qin, and asked me if it was feasible. When I heard this, I was shocked, thinking that if the Yan Kingdom was destroyed, wouldn't I just have to beg?
I was depressed and suddenly grabbed one thing that I forgot in my head, didn't the skinless guy ask me to stop the second stupid Jing Ke from assassinating King Qin. I thought left and right, the best way to stop the second fool Jing Ke was to stop the Yan Prince Dan who sent him.
I thought about it, I was so anxious that I blushed and my neck was thick, and I couldn't think of any good excuse to stop Prince Dan. Seeing that I was abnormal, Prince Dan hurriedly asked what was wrong? I suddenly had an idea, this prince Dan is young, isn't he often suspicious, begging Yan Guo not to be destroyed. Why don't I pretend to be a god and stop him.
Therefore, I learned from my neighbor's grandmother Zhang when I was a child, and danced the great god, black and black, and shouted for a long time. It's better to say: Prince, this must not be. This will not only be the failure of Jing Daxia, but will also exacerbate the destruction of the Yan Kingdom.
Prince Dan seemed to have grasped something important, and hurriedly said: What did you just say? Jing Daxia? How do you know that the assassin I'm going to hire is Jing Ke? My heart is tight, Mom, if I don't pay attention to confiding in the heavens, I won't be anything unusual. After thinking about it, it's nothing, because Prince Dan already thinks that he is looking for the second fool Jing Ke.
I originally thought that my accidental confiding would make Prince Dan dispel his thoughts, but I didn't think that Prince Dan still insisted on letting Jing Er fool to assassinate King Qin. Jing Ke set off in three days.
I hurriedly took my leave and returned to my lodgings, stomping my feet in the house in such a hurry. At this time, the small intestine came over, Canglang pulled out his sword and said, I went to cut off Jing Ke's hand, which prevented him from assassinating King Qin and saved Jing Ke's life. Do you think that's okay?
I gave him a blank look, and thought to myself, Wufu is really a martial artist, and everything wants to be solved by brute force. I waved my hand and said, "That's not going to work." But I couldn't think of a good idea. It wasn't until Jing Ke set off three days later that I couldn't come up with any way. So I told Prince Dan to let me go with Prince Dan, so that I could take care of it. Prince Dan agreed.
Our group set off with our hearts, and I thought of ways to stop Jing Ke all the way, but I couldn't beat him. Now that he has brought a retinue with him, there is no way to get the small intestine to make a move.
On this day, we were tired and resting on the side of the road, eating dry food and drinking water, when I was bored, in order to pass the time, I suddenly remembered a game from my childhood, but I didn't expect that it was this game that gave me the opportunity to turn around.