One hundred and eighty-one, jokes and pigeon eggs

As he spoke, he left the Xiaoxiang Pavilion, and Xiangyun quietly followed at this time, and smiled at Daiyu, "The weather is good today, the crane's feathers are even and distinct, and they are very good-looking, I was stunned for a while." Daiyu looked at it and said, "You are hiding quickly, and you have just said a lot of things about silk and silk, I listened to my brain hurt, and this time it came out, so Grandma Liu stopped talking a little." So they looked around, and they saw from afar a group of people in the pond holding boats. Jia Mu said: "Since they are ready to get off the boat, let's sit back." Saying that, Xiang Lingzhou took it away, and Grandma Liu was naturally very envious, and she was amazed everywhere. Before arriving in front of the pool, I saw several mothers-in-law walking with a large colorful box of silk and gold in their hands, and Sister Feng hurriedly asked Mrs. Wang: "Where is the breakfast?" Mrs. Wang said, "Just ask where the old lady is." When Jia Mu heard this, she turned around and said, "Your third sister is good, you brought someone to put it there, and we took a boat from here." ”

When Sister Feng heard this, she turned around and took a shortcut to Qiushuangzhai with Li Kun, Tanchun, Mandarin Duck, Amber and others, and then opened the table in Xiaocui Hall. The mandarin duck smiled and said: "Every day, we say that the old men outside eat wine and eat, and there is a funny one to make fun of him." We've got a female cleaner today. "Li Kun is a kind person, but he doesn't pay attention to it; Sister Feng heard that she was talking about Grandma Liu, so she smiled and said, "Let's make fun of him today." And so they deliberated. Li Kun smiled and persuaded: "You don't do any good things." It's not a child, and it's so naughty, the old lady said carefully! The mandarin duck smiled: "It's very irrelevant to the big grandmother, there is me." ”

As he was talking, he saw Jia Mu and others coming, and they sat down casually. First, a maid handed tea to someone. After everyone finished eating, Sister Feng held a Western cloth handkerchief in her hand, wrapped in an ebony three-inlaid silver chopstick, and left the table. Jia Muyin said: "Bring that small nanmu table over and let Liu's family sit next to me." When the people heard this, they hurriedly carried them over. Sister Feng handed over her eyes to the mandarin duck, and the mandarin duck hurriedly pulled Grandma Liu out, quietly instructed Grandma Liu to speak, and said: "This is the rule of our family, if it is wrong, we will laugh at it." ”

It happened that Xue Pan instructed He'er outside to send his own handwritten letter out, and when he saw that the mandarin duck was like this here, when Grandma Liu went in, Xue Pan stopped the mandarin duck, "Sister mandarin duck, it's rare for you to be so unkind!" Grandma Liu was originally an honest person, why did you bother to tease her. ”

The mandarin duck smiled, "Uncle also knows that I only play tricks on her, but I don't have any bad intentions, it's just to let the big guys have fun, this morning the big guy is a little interesting, isn't it?" ”

She glanced at Xue Pan, "Uncle, hurry up and go in, there will be more interesting things later." ”

The mandarin duck mediation is over, and then he sits down. Aunt Xue came after eating, so she didn't eat it, and just sat aside to eat tea. Mother Jia took Baoyu, Xiangyun, Daiyu, and Baochai to a table, Mrs. Wang took the three Yingchun sisters and Xue Pan to a table, and Grandma Liu was next to Jia's mother at a table. Jia Mu Su eats every day, there are little maids holding gargles, tails, and towels next to her, and now the mandarin ducks are not as bad as this, and today they take the tail to brush. The maids knew that he was going to play tricks on Grandma Liu, so they avoided him. The mandarin duck stood on one side and gave his eyes on the other. Grandma Liu said: "Don't worry, girl. ”

Xue Pan looked at everyone with a smile, the arrival of Grandma Liu is the most interesting chapter in the Grand View Garden in this story of Dream of Red Mansions, it seems that the big guys are so unrestrained and carefree, all the people have taken Grandma Liu here for a lively walk, without a little displeasure and sadness, so when everyone is happy, it is really rare. Although Xue Pan does not believe in Buddhism, he also feels that there are indeed many difficulties in this red dust, and now his goal in life is to minimize and reduce the number and degree of suffering. And he hopes that what he cares about can also have such a possibility, reducing the possibility of suffering.

Here, Grandma Liu sat down, picked up the chopstick, and did not lay down her hand, it was Sister Feng and the mandarin duck who had agreed, teased Grandma Liu, and took a pair of old four-fluted ivory inlaid gold chopsticks to Grandma Liu. When Grandma Liu saw it, she said, "This fork is heavier than our shovel there, where can you move him?" And all the people laughed. I saw a daughter-in-law standing on the ground with a box, a maid came up and removed the lid of the box, which contained two bowls of vegetables, Li Kun took a bowl and put it on Jia's mother's table, and Sister Feng chose a bowl of pigeon eggs and put it on Grandma Liu's table. Jia Mu said "please" here, Liu Lao

He stood up and said loudly: "Lao Liu, Lao Liu, you eat as much as a cow." Eat an old sow and don't look up! After speaking, he puffed out his cheeks, looked directly at his eyes, and said nothing. Everyone was stunned at first, but then when they thought about it, they all laughed together. Xiangyun couldn't hold his palm, and a mouthful of tea squirted out. Daiyu laughed and leaned on the table and only called "belch". Baoyu rolled into Jia's mother's arms, and Jia's mother smiled and hugged her and called "heart and liver". Mrs. Wang smiled and pointed at Sister Feng, but she couldn't speak. Aunt Xue couldn't hold it either, and the tea in her mouth sprayed Tanchun's skirt. The tea bowls of Tanchun are all on Yingchun. Xichun left his seat and pulled his grandmother, called "rubbing his intestines". There was no one in the ground who did not bend over and bend their backs, and there were those who hid out and squatted and laughed, and there were those who laughed and came up to change their sisters' clothes. The only two of them, Sister Feng and Mandarin Ducks, did not have a smile on their faces, and they just let Grandma Liu.

Xue Pan was a little better, just laughed a few words, no gaffe, but Rao was so, the chopsticks he was holding also fell on the table, bang, the big guy laughed for a while, that is, Grandma Liu still didn't know, picked up the chopstick, only felt that he didn't listen, and said: "The chickens here are also handsome, and the eggs laid are also small, strange and handsome." I've got one! And when they heard this, they laughed again. Jia Mu's tears of laughter came out and she couldn't help it, and Amber was beating it back. Jia Mu smiled: "This must be caused by the Feng girl's ghost!" Don't take his word for it. ”

The chopsticks are so heavy, and it is too difficult to clamp the pigeon eggs, and Sister Feng said again, "Grandma, taste it, this is a pigeon egg, it costs one or two silver." ”

This is completely nonsense, although the pigeon eggs are expensive, but they don't want one or two silver, this is to tease Grandma Liu, Grandma Liu is busy chanting Buddha clip one, but at this time, the chopsticks do not take advantage of the hand, and they fall down all of a sudden.

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