Chapter Ninety-Seven: Double Flying, Not a Dream!
(Recommended reading: Xiao Yi and Guo Jia walked out of the Prime Minister's Mansion together with drunken steps, in fact, with the amount of alcohol of the two, those few glasses of wine are not a problem at all, but they just like this feeling of drunkenness, crazy and down, like waves, and its name is ~~'drunk to see life! ’
The world is so wonderful, often sober people can't see through things, but in the eyes of drunkards, it is clear, so it is not people who are drunk, but this world!
Guo Jia's alcohol addiction came up, and the alcohol addiction hooked the color heart, along the way, he kept bewitching Xiao Yi to go with him to the largest green building in Xuchang City~ 'Drunken Dream House', opening his eyes, as a famous prodigal in Fengyue Field, he very much hopes to share his happiness with his best drinking friends.
What is a good friend, there is wine to drink, meat to eat, knives to suffer, and beautiful women naturally have to soak together, anyway, the beauties in 'Drunken Dream House' are like clouds, enough for two people.
So Guo Jia, with the rich experience of 'people who have come over', kept preaching how fragrant the wine of 'Drunken Dream House' is, how beautiful the woman is, how good the technique is...... and finally really moved Xiao Yi's heart!
In this era, recruiting prostitutes is not only not a bad thing, but a kind of romantic affair, high-ranking officials and dignitaries, sons of families do not go out of the Qinglou, not only for pleasure, but also to do some shady political transactions!
What should I do if I want to accept bribes in private? …… Go to the Green Building!
What should I do if I want to spy on intelligence? …… Go to the Green Building!
What if you want to form a secret alliance? …… Or go to the green building!
In the Qinglou, you can fulfill countless wishes, so that many people privately call the Qinglou ~~ '******', because the civil and military officials will go up and down on time every day, more punctual than going to worship the little emperor, and there are good deeds, and they also gave those popular singers nicknames, Oiran, Female Minister, Female Strategist, Female Governor ~~~
Xiao Yi is twenty years old this year, and his blood is as strong as the sea, man, even if he doesn't have a lust heart, he has a strong curiosity, isn't it, it's a 'holy land of flowers', it's a pity not to take a look, otherwise, tonight will be ~~~
"Governor, you can come out, it's not good, at home, at home~~~" Xiaobin, the chief of the guard, was grinding at the door of the Prime Minister's Mansion, his eyebrows were almost twisted together, and when he saw Xiao Yi coming out, he hurriedly rushed over~~
"What's so alarming, is Xiao Jing naughty again, or is there a fire in the house?" There are two women in the family, one big and one small, even if they toss again, they can still tear down the Hou Mansion, even if they burn a few houses, it is not a big deal!
"I'm the Governor of the Metropolitan ......, it's much more serious than that, it's the county lord of Yanran, and she has entered the Hou Mansion to live!" Xiao Bin's mouth is the same as a scoop, he knows how powerful the female horse thief is.
"What~It's over~ It's over!" Xiao Yi's legs were weak, and he almost sat down on the ground, and the little color heart that had just risen immediately dissipated without a trace!
It turned out that after the state banquet, Zhao Yanran did not return to the Hun camp outside the city, but took a team of female guards, pulled her own living tent, and entered the Wushou Hou Mansion in a bright light!
The chief of the guard, Xiao Bin, was one of the members of the 'Little Prairie Caravan' at the beginning, and he knew the relationship between this 'female horse thief' and his own governor, so he naturally didn't dare to stop it, and there was no other way, so he had to quickly report to Xiao Yi, as for what the family is doing now, only God knows!
"Xiao Lang Yanfu is not shallow, I really envy the foolish brother!"
Guo Jia's saliva is about to flow out, at the state banquet, he has seen Zhao Yanran with his own eyes, he can be called an exotic beauty, peerless and enchanting, that smile, I don't know how many pure and impure hearts have been touched, but in the end, he cheapened the little black face next to him, and he still took the initiative to send it to the door, it is really more human than human, and he is angry!
"Brother Fengxiao, one is naturally a boundless blessing, but there are two of them in my family......"
Since ancient times, 'one mountain does not allow two tigers', even if it is a tigress, Xiao Yi knows in his heart that Zhao Yanran is fast and fierce, but Cai Wenji is not a fuel-efficient lamp, soft on the outside and rigid on the inside, and extremely courageous at the critical moment, otherwise he would not have pushed himself backwards when he was soaking in the hot springs, and now that the two daughters meet, there is another one who likes to fan the flames, and is never afraid of big things
"Hugging left and right, enjoying the blessings of all people, this is a first-class beautiful thing, why is Xiao Lang distressed? …… Moreover, men are the sky, women are the earth, no matter how big the storm in the vinegar sea is, can it still drown the sky? ”
In this era, if there are some powerful men, that is not three wives and four concubines, there are groups of maids in the room, Guo Jia himself has more than a dozen concubines, and there are countless confidants outside.
"You don't understand, you don't understand...... a woman can hold up half the sky!" Xiao Yi was a human being in two lifetimes, and he was born in the imperial capital in his previous life, in the list of wives in the provinces and cities of the Celestial Empire, the men in the imperial capital are among the best, and they have been passed down from generation to generation, and they are all afraid to the bones!
Who is in charge of the family's finances? ~~Wife!
Whose name is written on the family's title deed? ~Wife!
Who is in charge of the affairs of the family? …… Big things belong to men, small things go to women, but when did a big thing happen in the family?
Unless it's the death of the wife, that's the big deal!
"Forget it, it's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, come here, prepare a horse to lift and bor, and all the generals will guard the governor of the capital to return home!" The rabbit is in a hurry and bites, not to mention the dignified governor of Zhengxi, Xiao Yi is also out of the way, can the two women still tear him apart.
"The Metropolitan Governor is mighty!"
"The Metropolitan Governor is mighty!"
The pro-soldiers led thousands of miles of ink smoke horses, and then carried over the phoenix wings gilt boring, and then each held a blade to protect the left and right, and also formed a small attack formation, which was the same as going to the battlefield!
The soldier is the power of the general, seeing the cold light shining in the front and back, the iron horse protection, Xiao Yi finally had some courage, turned the saddle, got on the horse, held the blade, waved his big hand, and dozens of horses went away!
"It turns out that Xiao Lang is so afraid of guilt, interesting, interesting!" Guo Jia was like peeking at the wordless heavenly book, with a look of surprise, who would have thought that the 'ghost-faced Xiao Lang' who blocked and killed gods on the battlefield would be afraid of women, and he was afraid of the kind in his bones, how could such an interesting story be enjoyed exclusively?
"Come on, send me to the Drunken Dream House, where not only are there beautiful women, but the news also spreads the fastest!" Guo Jia summoned his servants and chariots and horses, and rushed towards the gentle township!
Soon, a piece of news about Xiao Dadu's fear of the interior, and a famous saying that 'a woman can hold up half the sky', spread in the Qinglou Chu Pavilion in Xuchang City, and with the help of the mouths of those officials, it quickly spread inside and outside the court, and spread throughout the hinterland of the Central Plains, and finally went north to the Yellow River and south across the Yangtze River, which is known to the world!
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Returning to the gate of the mansion in a menacing manner, Xiao Yi did not rush in, but sent the chief of the guard, Xiaobin, to enter the mansion and reconnoiter the enemy!
"Report to the Metropolitan Governor, everything in the house is safe!" Xiaobin went fast and came back quickly, with a little surprise on his face!
"No way, come here, give me another look, report again!" Xiao Yicai didn't believe that his family would be safe, so with a wave of his hand, he sent two more soldiers into the house to investigate!
"Report to the governor, but everything is safe and sound in the house!" Both of them are veteran rangers, scouting the enemy and never missing!
"Well, it seems that the water is a little deep tonight, could it be that the two women have dug a pit and are waiting for themselves to jump in!" Xiao Yi desperately turned his strategic mind, imagining possible situations one by one, luring the enemy deep into the ......, cutting off the back road, ambushing troops everywhere, ~~ catching turtles in the urn?
"Phew! …… Bah! Bah! Brother is not the eighth king, but it's better to be cautious, at least you have to leave a way back! “
"Xiaobin, how is the governor of Ben treating you?"
"I am willing to die for the Governor of the Metropolis!"
"Okay, you take a few people to guard the gate of the mansion, and if the governor escapes in a while, you immediately open the door to answer and block the pursuers behind!"
"No!" Xiaobin was really unambiguous, leading four personal soldiers, divided into left and right sides, firmly guarding the gate, leaving a way out for his own governor!
"The rest of the people, give me layer by layer, step by step, reconnaissance and search forward!" is worthy of being a famous general on the battlefield, Xiao Yi's tactics 'have a front fist and a back hand', and even the way out is left, how can it be more than enough to deal with two women, right?
"Brush! ~~Sou! Sou! ”
It is not a loss to be a veteran of a hundred battles, dozens of guards fan face lineup, shield bearers in front, archers in the back, began to search and advance, as for Xiao Yi, he fell far behind, ready to slip away at any time!
The soldiers who stayed behind in the palace suddenly saw a group of people rushing in in a battle formation, and almost drew their swords against each other, only to find out when they walked in, they were all their own people, and the one in charge of commanding was still their own governor, what is the situation, is it a military exercise? How is it like going home to attack the enemy camp?
Xiao Yi doesn't care about this, he would rather be overly cautious than recklessly send him to death, a man, once it falls into the hands of a woman, it is better to live than to die!
"Report to the Metropolitan Governor, there is nothing going on in the front yard!"
“…… Nothing to do in the lobby! ”
“…… The hallways are fine! ”
"Not good! ~~~, the enemy situation was found in the back garden! ”
There is a big garden in Houfu, planted with all kinds of precious flowers, every spring and summer, the flowers are in full bloom, the fragrance is overflowing, the butterflies fly in pairs, as if the world is fairyland, but now it is a cold winter, the flowers and plants have withered, into a vacant land, a huge cowhide tent stands there, and there is a fire!
"Under what circumstances, the enemy has set up camp here?" Looking at the Hun female soldiers who entered and exited the tent from time to time, Xiao Yi looked puzzled, and listened to it again, there was no movement, in order to find out the truth, he had to slowly lean over~~~
"Big brother, you're back!" Xiao Jing's eyes were sharp, and she could recognize her brother at a glance among dozens of swaying black shadows.
"Well, Pontus is back!" The sneak attack failed, so he could only turn into a clear attack, Xiao Yi puffed up his chest, strengthened his courage, and stepped into the big tent!
In the big tent, the three women are there, my sister Xiaojing is holding a leg of mutton, her mouth is full of oil, and she doesn't forget to stretch out a greasy little hand to greet her brother, Cai Wenji is wearing a set of Hun women's clothes, holding a small knife in her hand, and is fighting with a piece of fat mutton, but Zhao Yanran is wearing a Han costume, as well as hairpin ornaments and fat powder, but in her hand is a pair of chopsticks that Han people only use when eating......
"Welcome back to the Metropolitan Governor!" Zhao Yanran took the lead in getting up, the standard Han family women's etiquette.
"The eagle falls on the cliff, and the wolf king lies in the valley, welcoming the bravest warriors back to their tents!" Cai Wenji was a step slower, but she performed a set of grassland greetings.
"What does this mean? …… Why did it all change? Looking at the situation in front of him, Xiao Yi felt that he should be dreaming, otherwise how could there be such a strange scene, Hu and Han's family?
"Haha! ......" Seeing Xiao Yi's goose-like appearance, the two stunning beauties laughed like silver bells, and hugged each other playfully, which was turbulent and dazzling for a while!
The world is so wonderful, some people look at each other darkly, and some people see each other at first sight!
When Zhao Yanran first came, she also made preparations for 'fighting a tough battle', not only brought a team of female soldiers to protect herself, but she also had a scimitar in her hand, a bow and arrows with her, and said that she would live in the Wushou Hou Mansion and compete for her own power!
After getting the news, Cai Wenji naturally did not show weakness, and immediately mobilized her own soldiers and guards as the mistress of the inner house, preparing to reject the enemy outside the palace gate, and desperately defend her power!
Don't look at her saying to Xiao Yi that she is not jealous, but she is not jealous, is she still a woman!
When the comet hit the earth and saw that a fierce conflict was about to break out, two equally bewitching and beautiful women glanced at each other, and then they were deeply attracted by each other's temperament, and a fight became a jade silk!
After a little conversation, the two daughters actually gave birth to a feeling of seeing each other late, Zhao Yanran since she followed the Han family to learn etiquette, she has a deep fascination with the profundity of the Han culture, and now she knows that the other party is the daughter of the famous Hongru Cai Yong, or a knowledgeable and talented woman, and suddenly a kind of idol worship arises, if she is a man, it is estimated that Cai Wenji will be snatched back to the grassland immediately!
Similarly, Cai Wenji has been in the tiger and wolf's den since the drastic changes in her family, living a precarious life, and in the huge sense of crisis, she has a deep dependence on force.
When she saw Zhao Yanran today, she knew that women could also ride horses, cut scimitars, wear bows and arrows, and their strength was not inferior to those men.
In this way, the two women who admired each other quickly fought hotly, one opened the door of the mansion to welcome the sisters into the house, and the other was not polite, after entering the house, they directly set down the big tent, and also held a whole sheep banquet to entertain Cai Wenji, naughty heart, they also exchanged robes, played each other's roles, and had a lot of fun!
"I see, the Pontus of Pontus has a false alarm!"
Looking at the talented Han woman in a Hun robe, and looking at the Hun county lord who was completely dressed as a Han family, Xiao Yi had a sentence in his mind~~ "Double flying, it's not a dream!" ”
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