Chapter 103: The Chair
"I'm gone, this woman can't really have a crush on Lao Tzu, right? Although cousins and cousins were popular in ancient times, they were born as a pair, but such a man's wife, I really can't do it. Li Tai couldn't help but say secretly.
Looking at Chai Lingyu's shyness, Li Tai was very surprised.
No wonder they always like to trouble me, damn it, why am I so unlucky?
It is normal for cousins and sisters to marry in ancient times.
As the saying goes, cousins and cousins are born as a couple.
The five surnames and Qiwang are cousins, and most of Li Shimin's sons marry cousins, such as Li Ke and his wife are cousins, such as Li Shimin and Concubine Yang are also cousins.
Not to mention Li Lizhen and Changsun Chong, Chai Lingwu and Princess Baling and the like.
The five surnames and seven hopes are married from generation to generation.
Therefore, most of the time the wars in ancient times were wars between relatives.
However, this is illegal, immoral, and condemnable in the Hereafter. As a descendant, Li Tai actually resisted his cousin's marriage.
However, I said no, my body has always been very honest.
"Hey, I said eldest cousin, you are the daughter of Princess Pingyang, don't put your eyes on me, I know I'm very good, but you are so much older than me, don't you think it's a very hateful thing for an old cow to eat tender grass?"
"Besides, no matter how good I am, I can't be with you, I know that you are a good person, and you will definitely find a better one. Of course, you can't really find anyone, and I think I can still help you once in a while. β
"Rest assured, I only enter your body, not your life."
"Come on, I'll lie down obediently, and you come up and move yourself."
"You must be gentle with me."
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"You...... You shameless, you nasty! You're not human! Chai Lingyu suddenly had tears in her eyes, and then she cried and ran outside.
Li Tai was stunned.
Shouldn't you be a woman, I say, shouldn't you just throw me to the ground, strip me naked, and sit up and move yourself?
What about the good wall knock?
What about the female man?
This is not scientific!
"Forget it." Li Tai smiled slightly, and then sat down on the stool slowly.
Although this stool is good, it seems to be missing something.
"There it is!" Li Tai laughed and said, "As a traverser, how can you not get the tables and chairs out?" If I don't get the tables and chairs out, I'm too embarrassed to tell others that I'm a traverser! β
"Hahaha...... Lao Tzu is really a genius! β
Look up to the sky and laugh and go out, how can my generation not make tables and chairs?
Hurriedly ran to the warehouse, and at this time Xiao Yan Wan had already gotten up.
Li Tai walked in, and the whole person was extremely happy and proud.
"Your Highness." Xiao Yan Wan laughed softly, and then ran next to Li Tai, waiting.
"Whoa!"
A sound sounded, and Xiao Yan Wan's pink and tender face could be pinched out of the water, leaving Li Tai's saliva.
Xiao Yan Wan was very happy.
I really want to grow up quickly.
In this era, he became a father and mother at the age of twelve or thirteen, but Li Tai really didn't want to let Yan Wan be his mother so soon, at least he had to wait a few more years.
Of course, Empress Eldest Sun is still very anxious to hug her grandson.
However, when I saw Li Tai's continuous acceptance of widows, I was relieved.
You must know that when Li Ke had not yet accepted the widow, he had already been involved with several palace maids, and when he was only fourteen years old, Li Ke's daughter was already born.
There are also Li Chengqian and Li You, these people became real men at the age of eleven or twelve under the temptation of the palace maid.
"Lady, I want your help for my husband." Li Tai said with a smile.
"Oh, what's the matter?" Xiao Yan Wan was very surprised.
"You wait." Li Tai opened the brand-new computer with a smile, then downloaded the pictures on the Internet, and asked Xiao Yan Wan to draw those pictures.
Xiao Yan Wan's handwriting is not only good, but also her painting skills are very good.
I have to say that Li Tai is the most wasteful one of the crossing clans, he can't be literate, he can't be martial, and he is so ugly when he paints, it's just too embarrassing to cross the face of the clan.
Fortunately, God gave you a door, and he will naturally give you a window.
Xiao Yan Wan's painters, although they can't kill the masters of later generations, are almost the same, they are simply the second genius girl in history.
The number one genius girl in history is naturally the unborn little child, Li Tai's own sister Li Mingda.
According to historical records, Li Mingda was very smart, and he was able to imitate Li Shimin's handwriting exactly the same at the age of ten.
It's a pity that this sister died early, and she was a poor child.
However, since Lao Tzu is here, then such a thing will never be allowed to happen!
Well, I have to find Sun Simiao when I have time.
Xiao Yanwan didn't know what Li Tai wanted to do, but she was still obedient and drew those design drawings in the room.
"Am I a child laborer? The matter between husband and wife, it is a lie. Li Tai's little guilt soon disappeared without a trace.
"Knock knock...... Knock knock knock...... Knock knock knock ......"
There was a knock on the door.
"Who? So don't you have long eyes? Li Tai said very dissatisfied, then opened the door, walked out quickly, and then closed the door again.
"Li Zhong, what's the matter?" Li Tai looked at Li Zhong and asked.
"Your Highness, someone has come to the palace." Li Zhong said.
"Oh?"
"Your Highness, you better go to the palace earlier."
"Could it be that something happened in the palace?" Li Tai's brows furrowed slightly, and he hurriedly walked outside.
"By the way, do we have a carpenter in the house?"
"What is the use of His Highness asking for a carpenter?"
"Yes or no?"
"Yes!"
"That's good!" Li Tai said, this Li Zhong, there is more and more nonsense, and he asks questions that shouldn't be asked, I really want to beat him up.
Leaving the Wei Palace, under the guard of the guards, he rode an old donkey in the direction of the palace.
And at this time, in the palace.
A young figure lay in the arms of the eldest grandson empress, crying in a low voice.
Empress Eldest Sun comforted softly.
Li Shimin sat not far away, sometimes staring, sometimes frowning, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
After a long time, he sighed and said, "It's been so long, why hasn't the green finch come yet?" β
"Dad, I didn't expect you to miss me so much, we have only been separated for less than a day, so I think my son can't eat and sleep well?" Li Tai's voice sounded from outside: "Dad, you are a son, it's not good, it's not good, it's not good, be a treasure father, it's a giant baby, and you will be disliked." β
"Daddy, you should learn to be independent."