Chapter 399: Aren't You Coming? (Ask for a subscription!) )
Lu Yuner and Zhang Tangyu, who finally finished answering everyone's questions, have lost the courage to continue to stay, God knows what crazy moves those crazy fans will make if they continue to stay here!
Especially now that their fans have been divided into many factions, in general, the monkey faction and the carving faction, and the monkey faction and the carving faction are divided into many small factions, such as the carving faction is divided into Guo Jing faction, Yang Kang faction, Western Poison faction, Eastern evil faction and so on.
And the monkey faction is divided into the Monkey King faction, the Erlang God faction, the Guanyin faction and the Rulai faction - to be honest, the most annoying and criticized thing here is the Rulai faction, because no matter what they talk about, the people in this faction think very highly of themselves -
You tell him that monkeys will change seventy-two times and a somersault cloud of 108,000 miles, and he tells you that they will crush monkeys for 500 years......
You told him that Erlang God Yang Jian opened the eyes of heaven and his magic power is endless, and he told you to suppress the monkey for five hundred years......
You told him that the Jade Emperor was in charge of the Heavenly Realm and was the leader of the Heavenly Court, and he told you that he had suppressed the monkey for 500 years......
This caused the monkey faction to be extremely dissatisfied, don't fucking pull us monkeys out to dry the corpses every time we quarrel, okay......
And they will go on and on - crushing the monkey for 500 years......
So after answering the last question, Zhang Tangyu and Lu Yuner ran away, and the one who ran was called a fast ......
You can't listen to the poems, otherwise you have to plant them here......
- Distress from celebrities......
Lu Fujing and the others also walked out of "Smelling the Fragrance", chatting and waiting for Zhang Twelve......
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When Princess Yilan saw Zhang Twelve greeting these strange women in front of her affectionately, she didn't know what it was like in her heart.
But what is certain is that she feels that this outing is not as good as last time, because it was just the two of them last time!
Except for the Holy Maiden of the Yue Kingdom, the other three women had never seen Princess Yilan before.
But they heard that Zhang Twelve was going to take Princess Yilan out of the palace for a day today, so even after seeing Princess Yilan's noble and gorgeous temperament, they were not too surprised, after all, they were princesses!
The saintess of Yue was just about to salute Princess Yilan, but she stopped her.
"I'm just going out of the palace to have fun, and I don't want to salute, so as not to be recognized."
Princess Yilan didn't say the same as when she saw Zhang Twelve, just let everyone call her "Yilan", it seems that in her heart, there are only a handful of people who can call her by this name......
Zhang Twelve also felt that the atmosphere seemed to be a little awkward, so he said with a smile: "Didn't you say that there are lantern riddles in the restaurant?" Let's go inside! ”
As he spoke, he took the lead in front and led a few women inside.
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Today's "Smell the Fragrance" is indeed renovated, and half of the tables in the original hall have been moved to the side, and the whole hall seems to be spacious.
Above the hall hung nearly a hundred small lanterns, each with a note tied to the ear, and many people were gathering under one lantern to discuss something.
No need to ask, they must be guessing the lantern riddle!
Zhang Twelve walked over to take a look, no, everyone gathered under a lantern, discussing something fiercely, he listened to it, only to know that the riddle they guessed was "long rain and early sunshine", typing a Chinese character.
Everyone was pondering there, and it seemed that no one could answer yet, and although these people had been thinking for a long time, none of them had ever opened their mouths to tell the answer to the riddle, which made Zhang Twelve a little strange......
Don't care if it's right or not, you'll get at least one!
What time is wasted here?
Besides, this lantern riddle won't, there are so many lanterns, so many lanterns, and then guess the others! A group of people gathered in front of a lantern riddle and kept silent, which was really weird......
The ancestors taught us not to hang ourselves on a tree, you fucking good, hang yourself from a tree to death!
Not to mention that Zhang Twelve was puzzled, even the women who came behind him were very puzzled, so Zhang Twelve patted a scholar in front of him who was still pondering and asked, "Dare to ask Brother Tai, why is everyone guessing this lantern riddle?" If you can't guess this, why not guess the others? ”
The scholar who was thinking was not very happy to be interrupted by someone, especially when he heard this question, a trace of ridicule appeared on his face, and when he turned around and was about to laugh at Zhang Twelve, he saw Zhang Twelve's handsome face - the four stunning beauties behind him, and suddenly felt a hot breath rushing up from his body......
In front of the beauty, the scholar who was about to taunt Zhang Twelve immediately changed his face and said with a smile: "Presumably this brother is not a local, right?" ”
"In the ...... of the Liangzhou people in Xianai"
"I see! No wonder! ”
The scholar immediately showed an expression of "I already knew this was the case", which made Zhang Twelve feel helpless: what a domineering pride in the imperial capital!
"Please also ask my brother to give me some advice and solve our doubts!"
Zhang Twelve said, this performance made Princess Yilan and the Holy Maiden of Yue Country feel a little surprised, because in their impression, Zhang Twelve is not afraid of heaven and earth, basically arresting whom, such a polite Zhang Twelve...... It's kind of unbelievable......
The three women who are also from Liangzhou do not have this kind of confusion, because they know that Zhang Twelve is usually relatively kind to people, but when he encounters someone who is not pleasing to the eye or takes the initiative to provoke, it is another matter......
"Since Brother Tai is not a local, it is understandable! At this time of year, not to mention the local talents in Jingzhou, there are many foreign talents like Brother Tai will also come to the grand event! ”
After the scholar finished saying this, he deliberately glanced at Zhang Twelve-a few women behind him, which was quite eye-catching.
If you don't want to hear it, Zhang Twelve can't wait to beat this thing up - can you fucking pick and choose the key points! I'll hammer your mother!
The scholar was very satisfied when he saw that everyone was waiting for his next sentence with an expectant face, and then he said: "This is going to say that the smell is coming!" As the largest and best restaurant in Jingzhou - this means that in the past, it should be the twelve restaurants on another street, but the original poetry meeting and lantern riddle meeting were designated by the imperial court to do it in Wenxiang, and this tradition is still used to this day! ”
Only then did Zhang Twelve understand why "smelling the fragrance" turned out to be so popular, this is because the court is behind it! Such a big event is held here, and there is no visible advertisement!
It's just a pity that he met himself and met the "Twelve Restaurants"!
"Wenxiang came to host the poetry meeting and the lantern riddle meeting for free, so they have to make money in other ways, that is, the lantern riddle meeting! Although there are many riddles, it's not just guessing! If someone chooses a lantern, they need to pay the "lantern opening fee" before they can guess it once. If you guess correctly, you will return more silver, but if you guess incorrectly, the silver will go to the restaurant! ”
Hearing this, Zhang Twelve suddenly realized, no wonder so many people are surrounding a lantern riddle, they don't want to pay! And if everyone is not completely sure, they will definitely not open their mouths, because opening their mouths is money......
"Dare to ask my brother, how much is this "lighting fee"? ”
Zhang Twelve said curiously.
"Originally, it was all in silver, but this time the lighting fee was paid for with spirits!"
"Oh? How to get there? ”
"If you want to guess a lantern riddle, you need to buy a pound of spirits in the restaurant first, if you guess correctly, the restaurant will give two pounds of spirits to the person who guessed correctly!"
This......
After listening to the scholar's introduction, Zhang Twelve had to admire that the person who came up with this idea was simply a talent - he almost caught up with him!
You can think about it, if a person guesses the riddle correctly, it is to buy a pound of spirits with five taels of silver, and then the restaurant gives away two catties - that is, it costs five taels and actually buys three pounds of spirits!
Although it is profitable for people who buy wine, the restaurant is not a loss! And not everyone can guess the riddles, or most of them can't!
The empty glove white wolf of "smelling the fragrance" is indeed used well, and Zhang Twelve also feels admired......
However, this group of scholars is also very proficient, looking at their cautious and abnormal posture, I am afraid that they will not guess rashly, and I am afraid that this "smelling fragrance" liquor will not sell much, I really feel sorry for them......
"If you guess it, then isn't this restaurant a loss?"
Lu Fujing asked very stupidly and naively.
This "very stupid and naïve" is naturally Lu Fujing in the eyes of scholars, because in his opinion, how can anyone guess everything? Some of the lantern riddles here have been used for several years without anyone guessing it, so you can imagine how difficult it is......
But Chen Qiaoxi and Qin Yutong plus Lu Fujing, who spoke just now, had the honor to see Zhang Twelve humiliate the Jingzhou genius Li Qiubai by guessing lantern riddles at the Liangzhou Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Meeting, so they had great confidence in Zhang Twelve's skills in guessing lantern riddles.
If Zhang Twelve knew that his women were his little fan sisters, he would definitely laugh and blossom......
"Hehe, presumably the girl isn't a local either—"
Zhang Twelve really wants to hammer this guy more and more, aren't you just a Jingzhou person stepping on a horse, don't you live in the imperial capital? Do you drink cleaner water than we do, and breathe more fragrant air than we do? Or do you have a bigger brain than we do?
Well, it must be a big pit......
"These riddles are not so easy to guess, you see that these Jingzhou talents have been thinking about it for a long time but still have no idea, you can imagine how difficult it is!"
"I knew someone could guess it all!"
As soon as the scholar finished speaking, Lu Fujing said very unconvinced.
"I know."
"Well, I know that too."
Chen Qiaoxi and Qin Yutong glanced at each other and said with great certainty.
"Who's that?"
Not to mention scholars, even Princess Yilan and the Holy Maiden of Yue are very curious, but they have always had a voice in their hearts, hoping to be confirmed by Lu Fujing!
"I won't tell you!"
Lu Fujing glanced at the scholar, turned her head to the side, and didn't want to say another word very arrogantly.
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Scholars want to cry, but what about the most basic honesty between people? I have my heart for you, and you have done this to me......
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Zhang Twelve didn't have much interest in such a childish thing as the lantern riddle meeting - in his previous life, he had been interested in lantern riddles for a while, that is, during that time, he turned over a lot of lantern riddle books, and he was about to vomit!
So for lantern riddles such as guessing words, guessing objects or guessing idioms, I haven't seen 10,000 or thousand, so, it's drizzling!
He wanted to go upstairs to see the poetry club!
One is downstairs and the other is upstairs, the grade is high and low, and it is clearly visible!
Just when he was about to walk up to the second floor, he was stopped by someone, and the person who stopped him was the brother of the shopkeeper Zhu, who had a relationship!
"It turned out to be a horse shopkeeper! What a coincidence! ”
Zhang Twelve said without blushing and panting.
"Hehe......"
The shopkeeper sneered twice and looked at Zhang Twelve with disdain.
For a brazen person like Zhang Twelve, the shopkeeper can only use the word "live for a long time" to describe it......
"This son, it turns out that you haven't left Jingzhou yet?"
No, when Zhang Twelve came to "smell the fragrance" last time, he said that he came from other places or something like that, and it is understandable for the shopkeeper to ask so.
The scholar who spoke to Zhang Twelve just now was the closest to here, and he didn't have any doubts when he heard the shopkeeper say this, because this happened to match what Zhang Twelve just said, outsiders!
"Jingzhou's customs and customs are so outstanding, it really makes Xiaosheng linger, and I can't help but play a few more days, hehe......"
Although Zhang Twelve said calmly, the shopkeeper was not calm when he heard it, a cold light shot out of his eyes, and he stared at Zhang Twelve and said, "It's just that the son is afraid that he forgot what he said a few days ago, right?" ”
"Huh? What words? ”
When it comes to pretending to be stupid, Zhang Twelve is not targeting anyone, everyone present is spicy chicken!
"What words? Didn't Childe say that he would never take a step into the fragrance in the future? Why, it's only been a few days and you forgot about it? ”
Speaking of which, the teeth of the shopkeeper's hatred are itchy!
The young man in front of him, even if he turns to ashes, he knows it!
This is not because Zhang Twelve is so handsome, and his perfect appearance makes the shopkeeper never forget it at a glance - he is not gay, how can he be so interested in men?
In the final analysis, it was because Zhang Twelve was talking nonsense last time in "Smelling the Fragrance", he was fine, patted his ass and left, but what about after he left?
Those who came to "smell the fragrance" to drink because the spirits were cheap didn't do it, they all ran away, and they didn't come anymore, and they said that he scolded them for being poor or something, Yang Zexin scolded him after he found out, saying that he was a pig brain - he was obviously surnamed Ma, how could he have a pig brain?
Fortunately, this scolding only lasted for one day, and then Yang Zexin stopped scolding him, and instead scolded the "Twelve Restaurants" opposite......
Because the next day, "Twelve Restaurants" launched a story to attract customers, so the dismal business of "Smelling Fragrance" is not to blame him, but Rao is like this, he still remembers Zhang Twelve clearly.
As the so-called enemies see each other, they are very red-eyed.
Therefore, when Zhang Twelve entered the door, he found out and hurriedly walked downstairs!
He has already decided that he can't let Zhang Twelve have a good time today no matter what!