We are smart people, and we can't be like a fool, so we have to change the topic, and we automatically ignore the sentence that talking pigs and dogs is not as good.

"What's this, what are you doing, learning music?"

"I think it's a way for him to learn numbers."

"I think so, then, don't persuade it."

"Forget it, just a few of us will eat, this is still a crippled person, don't be demanding, hurry up and finish eating, we still have something to do."

As he spoke, someone entered the room, and a large bowl with a fragrant fragrance came in and placed it on the table.

Then, grab the wooden spoon inside and prepare to divide the soup.

"Zhu Wuneng, do you see it, this is what I said is delicious."

"Oh, yes, get out of the way, I'll see what's delicious."

"Well, you stop for a moment."

The guard put down the wooden spoon and took a step back, his eyebrows lowered and he did not dare to make a sound.

Liu Bei stood up, poked his head forward, and saw clearly.

The wooden spoon has been stirred a few times, the green light in the big bowl floats, the aroma rises, a turtle shell in the middle is half exposed and half revealed, a few fragrant leaves are dotted with slight ripples, and a few white balls float on it and shake slightly.

Liu Bei hissed and took a sip of saliva.

"Wow, I've drunk this, I've drunk it, I know, this is Wang Ba's soup, it's delicious."

"Poof, how can this kid talk, then you're not...... Forehead? ”

"Poof, I, why don't I want to laugh so much."

"Deliberately."

"Yes, but I just thought, poof, puff......"

Xiang Shui Xiang covered his forehead, gritted his teeth to prevent himself from laughing, should he praise you or scold you.

Praise you, because although you are stupid, you also have a bit of a memory and recognize what it is.

Scold you, you say you're fine, but if we drink it, won't we also become a king and drink soup.

But, a fool, how can you explain to him, this is Wang Ba soup, not Wang Ba drinking soup, it doesn't make sense.

What are you doing with a fool, the Great Elder stroked his beard and said gently.

"Ahem, ahem, incompetent, I just heard you count, you're such a good boy.

So, do you want to assign it? ”

"Huh?"

A few people made eye contact, this, some said ah this is.

Could it be that the Great Elder has taken a liking to this silly boy?

It's not like, that?

"Ah, really?"

Liu Bei looked at the Great Elder with a look of longing.

"Hmm!"

The Great Elder nodded.

Put down the chopsticks in your hand, grab the wooden spoon in the air, click it from afar, and count softly in your mouth.

"One scoop per person, two or three or four per person......

Wow, there are six of them.

Grandpa, am I right? ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

The Great Elder stroked his beard, and the others nodded slightly, You are not a person in the first place, so you don't need to break it.

Xiang Shui Xiang's eyes rolled, didn't you just say that I was you, cough cough, now replace me.

"Incompetent, hurry up and divide it, my sister can't wait."

"Well, voila!"

So, I began to scoop it up with a wooden spoon, and it was slightly crooked, and the green stream flowed down, upside down, and put it into the bowl of water incense, and squeezed my eyes very sincerely.

"Come, it's all meat, eat a little more......"

"I said you're going too far!" The others pouted, you are too disrespectful to the old, you don't know how to be orderly, and besides, this is not your daughter-in-law, it's so excessive, hum.

Xiang Shui Xiang pitted himself, and he knew that the more he explained, the darker it became, so he had to bow his head and thank him.

"Uh, well, thank you......"

Before he finished speaking, he saw Liu Bei's eyes glaring.

"Which of us is with whom, just get fat and have a few more babies!"

"You, huh!"

"Okay, okay, let's finish it quickly."

"That's it."

Everyone held back a smile and began to play a round.

Soon, each person was divided into a bowl.

glanced at the clear soup in his bowl with little water, floating a few pieces of meat the size of a fingernail, and then looked at the meat in the bowl of the two people, a few people sighed slightly, who said that people are stupid, people are confused.

The third elder rolled his eyes to the river and said to Liu Bei.

"Fool, ahem, incompetent, you see that the Great Elder is so good to you, but you are not kind."

Liu Bei scratched his head, looked at the meat in his bowl, and looked reluctant.

"Haha, forget it, I'm old, too much meat and can't be digested well, it's for my good."

When they said that, several people began to eat their own food.

Soon, they were almost all eaten.

Xiang He wiped the corners of his mouth, glanced at the big bowl, and continued.

"I'm incompetent, let's divide the rest."

Old man proverb.

Drink soup before eating, and you don't have to change it for the rest of your life.

Eat thick first when eating, and worry about life without worry.

Food is also a kind of culture, so it is necessary to combine dry and wet to complement each other.

Liu Bei was sweating profusely, his stomach was round, and he was holding a piece of turtle shell and gnawing hard, but he was interrupted, so he had to endure his anger and stand up with a smirk.

Grab the wooden spoon and slowly roll your eyes.

"One person, two people ,......"

Then Yao Yao pointed to the white balls in the bowl and continued to count.

"One king, eight, eggs, two kings, eggs, three kings, eggs, four......

Can't divide it? ”

I scratched my head very sadly.

Xiang He smiled slightly.

"Why?"

Everyone had almost eaten, stopped, and looked at Liu Bei curiously.

"Grandpa, I, I really won't."

"Tell grandpa, why?"

"Woo, I won't, seven people, six kings, eight, eggs."

"Hmmm! Well? Uh-huh? ”

The Great Elder nodded, and was speechless for an instant.

"Puff puff puff ......" the second elder squirted.

"Uh, uh, uh, uh......"

"I, you, he ......"

"Poof, uh, you didn't count that ...... just now"

A few people's smiles froze, and they didn't know what to say.

But no, here is Liu Bei's seven meals, and there are still six kings, eight, and eggs left in the bowl, who to give and who not to whom.

It's nothing, but, but seven people, six kings, eight, eggs, why does it sound so awkward, is it deliberate, it is not like ah, alas, it shouldn't have come today.

From the time I came in until now, the disciples who have been standing on the side are really drunk one by one, are you trying to kill our rhythm.

Let's not laugh, we can't help it, let's laugh, we will be punished later, should we thank you or hate you.

He didn't add himself just now, and he didn't give himself any delicious turtle meat.

The Great Elder's face was also not good, this was indeed true, and it didn't look like a deliberate sarcasm, but this thing really couldn't be distinguished.

Oh, come on, give you a bastard, egg, this kind of talk is not good to say, and the old face can't hold it.

Don't, this thing can't be eaten every day, it's a good thing to nourish qi and blood, it's very precious.

Look at me, I look at you, and then look at the fool with a smirk on his face, they are all speechless, who is the fool in the end.

"Come, old man with white beard, give you this bastard, egg."

"Come on, come on, give this old grandfather Wang Ba, an egg."

"Well, this bigger bastard, whose egg is it, it's you."

"I'll show this to ......"

Everyone didn't know whether to refuse or thank, and in embarrassment, one person shared a king and an egg.

"Haha, the remaining one is mine, I want to eat the king, the egg ......"

Liu Bei ho smiled, one person has a king and eight eggs, and finally left one for himself.

After dividing the eggs, sit down, pick up the bowl, and smile happily.

Looking at the white eight and eggs rising and falling in the bowl, their faces kept changing.

Who is the eighth king, egg, now at a glance.

To eat or not to eat, that's the question.

(End of chapter)

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