Chapter 184: Daytime Prostitution
Chapter 184: Dayday Xuanyin
"If you don't shoot in 1929, you will freeze the dog to death in 3949." The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info this is not because there is any evasion in this temperament, but because the weather is too cold, the people are reluctant to take their hands out of their sleeves to say hello, but Jin Yu drummed out the gloves, and it was not too cold to salute between the nobles. Although 3949 is said to be the year after the year, it is also the coldest time of the year, and the Chinese pastoral dogs are reluctant to go out because it is too cold!
No matter how cold the day is, it can't stop the children's interest in playing. The ancient xiǎo baby did not have the treatment of the only child of later generations, and the toys were pitiful, even the royal children were no exception. Ever since Li Er allowed a few of his xiǎo dolls to go to the Jinyu Mansion to play, there have been no novelty items in the palace.
"Three-nine-four-nine ice walking", God will not make the palace extra warm because you Li Er is the emperor, the Libo Lake next to the Wangyun Pavilion is frozen solid, and Li Zhi is playing vigorously on it. Li Zhi sat on a modified sleigh, with the eunuch Xiǎo pushing behind him, and Li Zhi danced excitedly on it.
During the Chinese New Year, Li Er was also idle for a few days, accompanying his family, sitting in the pavilion and looking at his few xiǎo babies, satisfied.
The child was playing energetically, Li Er didn't plan to go in, he was thinking about Pan Bang's visit tomorrow. Although these things are taken care of by Honglu Temple, after all, they have just managed the government, especially last year's defeat of Jieli Khan, just this year's Liwei, by the way, see which one is not convinced, take advantage of the high morale to extinguish it, the slightest sloppiness.
Li Erjin Dao sat inside the pavilion and drove xiǎo, not paying attention to the xiǎo movements of the nv children outside the pavilion. After a while, I heard Gao Yang shouting "It's over!" below. It's on! ”
This was close, Li Er finally raised his "noble cheek", walked down the pavilion, and asked, "What's wrong?" Why are you so happy? ”
"Father!" Gaoyang people, how can they always remember the rules? In addition to being excited, he forgot to salute, went up and took Li Er's big hand, and pointed out his masterpiece to Li Er, "It's on fire!" ”
Changle and Yuzhang wanted to see Eli Lilly, but they were stopped by Li Er waving his hand. Li Er looked at the xiǎo flame on the ground, his face was a little unhappy, and asked Gao Yang, "You lit this?" ”
Gao Yang didn't hear his father's displeasure, nodded and asked, "Hmm! NV lit it without a fire! ”
Fire has always been a tool, but it is not a toy for xiǎo children, and until later generations, there are still some parents who educate their children to say: xiǎo children play with fire, niào chuáng at night. It can be seen from this that Li Er, as a father, doesn't want his children to play with such dangerous things, so his face is not good-looking, and he even moved to punish Gao Yang's shinv and eunuchs, but Gao Yang's words saved his entourage. Li Er lowered his head and asked Gao Yang, "Oh? Didn't use fire? What did my Gao Yang use to make fire? ”
Gao Yang raised the ice cube in his other hand high and said to his father: "Ice! Ice can make fire! ”
Can ice make fire? This is far beyond the scope of what people know now. Li Er was even more curious, with a strange expression, he reached out and took the ice cube in Gao Yang's hand, and put it in front of his eyes to observe it carefully. The slightly bulging ice cubes are nothing special, just more transparent than the ice cubes on the eaves, but the scenery in front of me seems to have become larger and clear when you look at the ice cubes in your eyes.
"Father, don't break it." Gao Yang was a little uneasy about his father, because his piece was broken by his own heart, and this piece was given to him by Sister Lanling.
The ice cube was very cold in his hand, although Li Er pinched both sides, he still melted a little, patted Gao Yang's xiǎo head, and gave it back to her, only then did he pay attention, it turned out that Gao Yang was wearing thick gloves, and he had to be cold.
This kind of strange idea can only be thought of by Jin Yu, Li Er pointed to the fire on the ground and asked, "Lizhi, this is taught by Jin Gui Tang's xiǎo son?" ”
Changle heard his father ask himself, his tone was a little unkind, and he beat a drum in his heart, not for himself, but for Jin Yu's heart, if his father was unhappy, would he punish him? Lao Tzu asked, he couldn't help but answer, Changle gave a salute, and said lightly: "Yes, that day, NV brought his sister over to visit, Dr. Jin was cutting ice, and Dr. Jin couldn't bear his sister's begging, so he gave his sister a piece." ”
After Changle finished speaking, his face turned red, but Li Er didn't doubt it, after all, it was cold, but Changle lied. It was Jin Yu who taught it, but at the beginning, it was Jin Yu who took the initiative to show off, not what Lanling and Gao Yang requested. Ice convex lens, only 3949 has this condition to be preserved for a long time, and Jin Yu has been preparing for this for a long time. Distilled water is used for freezing, otherwise how can ordinary ice cubes achieve such high transparency? ,
Li Er didn't care about who was right and wrong, but wanted to know why this ice could make fire! "Jin Gui Tang Ke once said why ice can make fire?"
Changle nodded, she was also curious at first, she didn't expect Jin Yu to really tell herself the principle or something, although she didn't understand it very well, but it was always a good sign, wasn't it? Because she finally found an excuse to be alone with Jin Yu - ask for advice! "Dr. Jin said that the light emitted by the sun is a kind of energy that can make people feel warm, and this ice cube can fold the light and then gather it to one point, so that the energy acts on one point, and the object under the shè will reach ignition and catch fire." In fact, what Jin Yu explained to her is still more troublesome, what kind of sunlight is a kind of human eye can see bo, spokes, or something, Changle was afraid that his father would mistakenly think that Jin Yu was a demon, so he chose Xing to explain.
NV is an extrovert, especially for NV children's first love and crush, Changle is no exception, in order to protect Jin Yu, even his sister can be pushed in front of the stage, not because she is ruthless, but because she knows that her father will not do anything to her sister.
"Energy? Fold shè? Lighted? Li Er was confused, and Changle had several words that he couldn't listen to in just a few words.
Changle made a gesture and wanted to tell Li Er what he knew, "Dr. Jin said that energy is a measure of the motion of matter, which is divided into many forms, including mechanical energy, molecular energy, lightning energy, and ''''''."
Li Er reluctantly gave up, he found that he didn't know anything about what Jin Yu said, and he was jealous, how could he know so much at such an age? "Is this ice easy to make?" Li Er is more concerned about this problem, if someone places a lot of such ice cubes, and when they catch fire but can't recruit people'''''' it is simply a necessary weapon to set fire!
Changle shook his head, "Dr. Jin said that for a piece of ice, he spent six days of hard work, and the frozen water had to be specially made, otherwise it would not meet the transparency requirements. Even if it freezes, not all ice will do, and it has to be grinded, with a success rate of less than 1 in 10. ”
Li Er was relieved, nodded and stopped pursuing the matter. If this had been placed before he was in power, he would not have been so suspicious. Li Er has killed countless people in his life, and it is estimated that he can't count them himself, especially later, for the sake of the seat under the buttocks, he killed his two brothers, and none of his nephews were left, and his sister-in-law and brother-in-law were all included in his harem. Li Er relieved his hatred, but the two brothers who died hated him, Li Er had nightmares at night, dreaming that the brothers were chasing him bloodily, collecting debts from him, and saying something about someone to avenge them and so on.
After having such a dream repeatedly, Li Er was really empty-hearted, so there was Tang Xuanzang's learning from the West. Otherwise, let's think about it, how can a dignified "Heavenly Khan" be called a monk "Royal Brother" who has no jiāo affection at all? Still not asking for him? I want to have peace of mind, and I hope that Tang Xuanzang can get the true scriptures and suppress those nightmares.
His "royal brother" should have obtained the true scriptures now, and he should be back soon, right? Li Er was a little distracted again.
"Father? Father? "No one dared to mention the things back then in front of Changle, but it didn't prevent Changle from listening to the corner, the palace was strict, but under the pressure, he always had to find something to talk about, right? The intermittent Changle also got a general idea. My father's temper is getting more and more uncertain, what does it mean to just nod and not speak? Changle was very worried about his sweetheart, so he dared to call Li Er twice.
Li Er came back to his senses and didn't say anything, his face was blank. patting Lan Ling and Gao Yang's heads, he forced a smile and said, "Continue to play with your sister." "After that, I turned around and looked for the eldest grandson queen.
Li Er's relationship with Empress Changsun is very iron, and he came over without itching in the seventh year, and now that he is an old husband and wife, it is impossible to itch. Li Er now likes to talk to Empress Changsun whenever he has something on his mind, and Empress Changsun has the potential to be a psychological counselor.
The phrase "knowing a son is better than a father" is not suitable for the royal son, Li Yuan never thought of Li Erbi's palace, but the people around Li Er's side knew him best.
As soon as Li Er entered Mén, Empress Changsun saw that something was wrong, and the eldest grandson handed the sleeping child to Gong NV, leaving a closed space for couples.
"Your Majesty has a nightmare again?" If a minister annoys Li Er, he will chatter as soon as he comes in, instead of keeping a calm face, every time this situation has been a nightmare in the past few years.
"No, I've been sleeping well lately." Li Er shook his head, enjoying the massage of Empress Eldest Sun, relaxing his tired nerves. ,
"Then Your Majesty is talking about Master Xuanzang?" The eldest grandson knows Li Er very well, and while making Li Er comfortable, he is thinking about how to enlighten his husband.
"It's still Guanyin who understands me." Li Er patted the tender hand on his shoulder, then put his hand under his nose and sniffed, sighing.
Empress Changsun's subordinates pinched it, and at the same time said coquettishly: "Your Majesty knows what to do." ”
Li Er laughed, and his mood was much better.
Empress Changsun was still doing the massage unhurriedly, "According to the concubines, it is also possible for Daoist Yuan to do a ritual, and the last time I asked for rain, the matter of returning to Tang was also approved by Daoist Yuan, and the mana of Taoism is not shallow." "The eldest grandson queen ignores the Buddha, as for the Taoist, she is also suspicious, but her husband has a demon, the important thing is how to get rid of this demon, she doesn't care about those Buddhist disputes. For her, whoever can dispel her husband's demons is powerful and effective, which is similar to a great man's "cat theory".
If it is persuaded by others, Li Er may not accept it, but Empress Eldest Sun is a different matter. Li Er nodded and said, "Cheng, then Jiāo will do it for Guanyin." ”
"The concubine knows, and she says to the outside world that she will pray for the child." Empress Eldest Sun is worthy of being an empathetic, gentle and generous daughter-in-law, and knows what Li Er cares about in his heart. Kong Lao Er said that "Zi Bu Strange Force Luàn God", if the minister knows that Li Er has a demon, he will be annoyed if someone takes advantage of the loophole, so the eldest grandson said to pray for the child. It's not easy for children to stand up these days, but it's easier for people to understand when they make a mother's wishes.
Li Er's heart was a little calmer, and his mood was much better, and he was at home with the eldest grandson, "Have you asked Yuzhang?" I saw Qin Huaiyu a few days ago, but are you satisfied? "To be honest, Li Er in history may not be a qualified father, but it doesn't mean that he doesn't love his son! Otherwise, he would not have been dressed in plain clothes for two months after the death of his son, and he would not have made Li Zhi the crown prince regardless of Li Chengqian and Li Tai, who were imprisoned for rebellion, because he knew that Li Zhi was soft and would not kill his brothers!
Empress Eldest Sun smiled happily, "The concubine asked, Yu Zhang is ashamed, and the concubine is satisfied with the meaning." In the future, it is indispensable to thank her father for his great kindness. ”
"That's good." Li Er nodded, Yuzhang's mother passed away early, there are some things that his mother can't fight for, and he must do a good job as a father, otherwise how can he be worthy of the child and her mother?
"Your Majesty's assessment of Huaiyu is a little harsh?" The mother-in-law looks at her nv son-in-law, and the more she looks at it, the more she likes it, Yuzhang is big with her own hands, and she is almost the same as her own nv son. The Tang Dynasty is an official, the first thing to look at is the person's appearance, and the second is the martial arts. Qin Huaiyu is a talent, and Qin Qiong's true biography, of course, Empress Eldest Sun is very satisfied with Huaiyu. However, Empress Changsun had some complaints about Li Er's exam questions, for fear that she would delay Yuzhang's marriage because Huaiyu did not do well.
"Haha!" Li Er laughed, "Guanyin is also cào heart this?" It's true that I want to test Huaiyu, but it's not about how much ability he has, but about his attitude! As long as he does it with his heart, even if he does it badly, I will have a suitable explanation. ”
Empress Eldest Sun was very surprised, and thought that Li Er was going to have a nice cake to add to the cake, and he would not set a wedding date until Qin Huaiyu had done his errands.
Empress Changsun didn't speak, and Li Er explained proudly: "This cotton huā was originally presented by the Qin family, and it was the first credit, logically speaking, it is right to give the planting to other people, and it is right to share some credit, but looking at the Tang means that the Qin family will earn some benefits from it, what about him?" "Li Er was very angry when he said this, this is his temper, if Jin Yu listens to this, it is estimated that he will really be moved, it turns out that his Xiǎo hands and feet have not been able to hide from Li Er!
"If Huaiyu takes care of it well, it will naturally be a happy event on the cake. If something goes wrong, others are beyond reproach, this is the first large-scale planting in the Kannai, no one has experience, and Huaiyu is not allowed to accumulate some lessons for future generations? Besides, I don't believe that Gui Tang is out of the way! "Li Er sees people very accurately, otherwise there wouldn't be so many Xiǎo brothers who have their livers and brains smeared before and after the saddle, except for Hou Junji, of course.
Empress Changsun didn't think that Li Er was "thick black" (thick black was actually originally a compliment), nor did she think that Li Er was scheming, but she just felt that her husband had learned the "art of the emperor", and she was self-taught, and she was very proud of him. ,
There was no one to cheer on the scene, Li Er was very lonely, and the eldest grandson queen still didn't hurry to pinch her shoulders. Li Er couldn't bear it, why didn't he praise his daughter-in-law this time? When she turned her head, she was looking at herself affectionately.
Li Er is in the prime of life at this time, a person in his thirties and two, a person who is not xiǎo heart will be "two feet eight", although it is now "frozen to death dog" outside, but the indoor warmth is like chun, especially the heart of the person, the cat barks ~ chun like a strong scratch, the person who provokes the blood is hot, and I can't wait to do it now "with a real knife".
After so many years of husband and wife, how can the eldest grandson queen not know what her husband wants to do? The eyes are affectionate, and the eyes are like silk, as if they can squeeze out the water with one close. "Your Majesty''''''" Empress Changsun has evolved to pronounce with her nose at this time, and the thick nasal voice is like a stimulant, hitting Li Er's tail vertebrae (why is it a tail vertebrae?). Have you seen what Xu Jinjiang photographed? Tail vertebrae, good place! )。
Li Er stretched out his hand to pull the eldest grandson queen over, and as soon as he stretched out his arm, he took her into his arms, and the hot breath exhaled from his mouth sprayed on the eldest grandson's neck, itchy and numb. "Shout 'Erlang'." Li Er seems to have returned to the newlywed period of the year, and there are only two people left in the world.
"Erlang'''''' '''''' in broad daylight" Empress Eldest Sun was still a little sensible, blushing, twisting her waist, and wanted to passively cooperate with her efforts to calm Li Er's "anger".
Empress Eldest Sun forgot where she was, and her delicate body touched Li Er's "sharp weapon" to inherit the lineage, which was calming her anger? It's clearly a flirtatation of "Yu refuses to welcome"!
Li Er can't care so much, and he is not familiar with his wide clothes and unties, but it makes sense that '''''' practice makes perfect!
Li was busy in the second hand, and his mouth was not idle, "What's wrong with Daylight?" Doesn't Guanyin always advocate frugality? It's also good to save some lamp oil. ”
Empress Eldest Sun wanted to say something, but Li Er had already picked up the two points of redness. In the Tang Dynasty, there was no saying that "cow nǎi can strengthen a nation", nǎi is a rare tonic, Li Er was not polite, opened his mouth and held the '''''' (this baby lacks maternal love and is thirsty'''''')
"Erlang ''''''" The child sucks with her husband, although the process and principle are the same, but I feel that it is absolutely different! The eldest grandson queen has not been in the same room with Li Er since she gave birth, she is in the golden age, how can there be no need? Empress Eldest Sun wanted to say something, but she didn't say anything, grabbing Erlang's head with both hands, hoping to go deeper''''''
Li Er didn't disappoint his daughter-in-law, and as soon as the quilt was lifted, only a heavy pant was left in the room''''''
In the first month of Zhenguan's fifth year, before Chun Tian was ushered in, he called "Chun" and did it even more''''''
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