Chapter 348 Stir-fry
Back in the house, Li Tai called Gongsun Shisanlang.
When he saw Gongsun Shisanlang's outfit, Li Tai couldn't help but scold: "! ”
"I said, Thirteen Lang, you can't change your outfit?" Li Tai couldn't help but say.
You said that you are a man, what kind of women's clothes are you wearing, or Xiuhua's women's clothes.
You're a woman, and you're wearing a big beard.
The undefeated East would not dare to play like you!
"Hmph, you rough old men, how can you know our tastes." Gongsun Shisanlang pinched the orchid finger and said, speaking softly, making people want to vomit when they heard it.
"Gongsun Shisanlang, your family is full of women, right?" Li Tai couldn't help but ask.
"Exactly, how do you know?" Gongsun Shisanlang looked at Li Tai with a vigilant expression, and said, "You want to hit the attention of my sisters and sisters?" I didn't expect you to be such a person, it's really shameless! ”
"I think of you as a friend, and you want to be my sister!" Gongsun Shisanlang said angrily.
Li Tai understands why this guy is obviously a man, but he dresses himself up as a woman.
This guy must have been hanging out with a group of women since he was a child, and then the group of women often dressed him up as a woman, and as a result, he thought he was his own woman.
Now it's starting to be a little blurred.
He shouldn't be called Gongsun Thirteen Lang, he should be called Gongsun Thirteen Niang.
Li Tai couldn't help but shudder, he was really worried about the people of the Gongsun family, is this Gongsun family going to extinction?
"Brother, as a man, can we do it? You dress up as a woman all day long, I will have nightmares at night when I see it. Li Tai couldn't help but say.
"Others laugh at me for being crazy, I laugh at others for not being able to see through it!" Gongsun looked at Li Tai with a look of disdain and said, "Hmph, mortal! ”
"Damn, how do you know that?" Li Tai was taken aback!
"This is the talented girl of Chang'an City, that is, your princess Wei made it at the poetry meeting of Yan Mansion, and now it has been spread throughout Chang'an City and even the Tang Dynasty, don't you know?" Gongsun Yisanlang looked at Li Tai and said, "What you husband did was too much of a failure, right?" ”
"Since you don't know, then I will tell you mercifully." Gongsun Yisanlang began to scratch his head and read: "Peach Blossom Nunnery in Peach Blossom Dock, Peach Blossom Fairy under Peach Blossom Nunnery." ”
"The peach blossom fairy planted peach trees, and broke flower branches as wine money."
"When you wake up, you only sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you have to sleep with the flowers."
"Day after day, drunkenness, sobering year after year."
"I don't want to bow in front of the carriage and horses, but I hope that the old man will die in the wine room."
"The dust of the car is full of wealth, and the wine cup is poor and the branch is poor."
"If you compare the rich with the poor, one on the flat earth and the other in the sky."
"If you compare the poor to a chariot and a horse, he will have to drive me to be idle."
"The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at the world for not being able to see through it."
"I remember the tomb of Wuling Haojie, no wine and no flowers."
"This song has won my heart, my heart." Gongsun Yisanlang sighed and said, "Now, Princess Wei is the most talented woman in the entire Tang Dynasty, and she can be called the most talented woman in the world. ”
"Therefore, many men regard her as a woman who thinks about her day and night, His Royal Highness King Wei...... Hehe......" Gongsun Ichijusan Lang looked at Li Tai with a wicked smile.
It seems to say: you better keep an eye on your woman, otherwise it is easy to have green hair on your head.
"it!"
Li Tai couldn't help it again.
However, there is no way, who makes his wife so good.
"Papa~"
Li Tai waved his hand.
Several figures walked in from the outside, carrying two boxes of things.
Put it down, and walked outside.
Li Taiming staggered to the side of the two boxes and opened them.
"Wow~"
I saw a series of yellow and yellow things, and they suddenly appeared in the sight of Gongsun Yisanlang.
"Wow~ That's a lot of copper coins!" Gongsun Yisanlang's face suddenly showed an incomparably brilliant color, and the expression was diametrically opposite to when he read "Peach Blossom Anthem" just now.
At this time, he was a bit of a money obsesser.
His hand caressed the copper coins, and his face showed a look of intoxication.
"This guy can't be a little schizophrenic, right?" Li Tai couldn't help but secretly said, this matter taught him, won't the bamboo basket be empty?
"Aren't you money like dung?" Li Tai couldn't help it.
"Yes, I'm money like dung, so please bring me some more dung." Gongsun Yisanlang said with a smile.
"To your sister!" Li Tai finally couldn't help but scold.
"Haha...... Your Highness, what do you want me to do for you? Gongsun Yisanlang suddenly covered his buttocks and said, "Your Highness, I don't sell my body!" ”
"Whew! Just your face, Lao Tzu feels disgusted when he sees it! Li Tai glared at Gongsun Yisanlang fiercely, this guy has been wandering in Chang'an City recently, what has he learned?
"Recently, the medical school is about to open, and a lot of people have been invited to the opening ceremony, and at the same time, the medical school has also issued invitations to the people, and all the people who can get the invitations can participate in the opening ceremony with the invitation." Li Tai said.
"You're trying to get people to pay for invitations?" Gongsun Yisanlang's brows furrowed slightly.
"It's always easier to talk to smart people." Li Tai said with a smile. This guy has a bit of a problem with his brain, but he's also very smart.
Could it be that this is the difference between the legendary madman and the genius?
"And how much do you want to sell those invitations?" Gongsun Ichijuro asked.
"Not much, not much, the reserve price is 100,000 yuan, if the price can be raised higher, it will be better." The smile on Li Tai's face became even brighter.
"This ...... How is this possible? 100,000? You can buy a title of Glorious Baron, who is so stupid, spend 100,000 yuan to buy an invitation! Gongsun Ichisanlang couldn't help but say.
100,000!
That's ten thousand taels of silver, and a thousand taels of gold.
Even if the invitation was made of gold and inlaid with all kinds of jewelry, it wouldn't be worth that much.
"What's impossible?" Li Tai smiled brightly and said, "These invitations were written by the Medicine King Sun Simiao and the Emperor Taishang together, if they are not worth this money, wouldn't it mean that the words of the God of Medicine and the Emperor Taishang are not worth much?" ”
"Moreover, this is also an opportunity to test you, when you do this well, I will definitely tell the Emperor Taishang, and it is not impossible to give you an official when the time comes." Li Tai's smile was even brighter.
Well, cut into the palace, I promise to let you be a manager.
"Then you just wait for my good news." Gongsun Ichijuro picked up two large wooden boxes and strode outside.
(End of chapter)