Chapter 161: Worship Farce
On New Year's Day, the flags in Tianning City were displayed, the sky was just bright, and the sides of the Danqi of the Guanghua Hall were full of scholars in costumes, and they were all lucky talents who were selected after layers of screening. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Neiluan honor guards prepared ceremonial vehicles on both sides of Emperor Chongzhen's dormitory, and set up Zhonghe Shaole and Dan Majesty Dale in the palace.
Zhonghe Shaole and Dan Majesty Dale are used in the court for sacrifices and court meetings. The music of the banquet integrates ceremony, music, song and dance, and the text is played in five tones and eight tones.
As soon as Emperor Chongzhen, who was wearing a dark crown, and Empress Zhou, who was wearing a ceremonial dress, came out of the palace, the elegant music suddenly resounded throughout Tianning City, and with the sky that had just been brightened, it was as if they were really in a fairyland. The elegant music shows the royal praise and reverence for the gods, and also renders the majesty and sacredness of the royal family.
Emperor Chongzhen walked slowly all the way, bathed in the golden sunlight, and waved his hand at the scholars on both sides of the Danqi amiably.
All the scholars stretched their necks and squeezed forward, that is the Son of Heaven today, how can ordinary people see it if they want to see it, this glory is enough for their grandchildren to come out of cowhides. If it weren't for the mighty Jinyi guard in front of him to maintain order, it is estimated that there would be a bold guy who rushed up to pick up Emperor Chongzhen's leg hair as a souvenir.
After accepting the courtiers' worship on the dragon chair in the Guanghua Palace, the young Emperor Chongzhen was also a force of the waves, not to mention Zhang Cai's exclusive interview, and even led the courtiers to return to the scene, probably to come up with a bad atmosphere that no one worshiped in Beijing back then.
Emperor Chongzhen coaxed the courtiers out of the Guanghua Hall and caused bursts of cheers from the scholars, he waved to both sides, and shouted excitedly through the megaphone: "I love you!"
The group of scholars, all of whom were reserved Confucian scholars, were startled by this unwritten emperor, and were stunned at first, and then there were tsunami-like cheers from the earth-shattering mountains.
Next, Emperor Chongzhen delivered an impromptu speech in a warm and peaceful atmosphere, and by the way, he opened up all kinds of pies for the group of scholars. Probably the black one who is close to ink, under the influence of Guan Shanyue, his face is getting thicker and thicker, and his mouth is like opening a high-speed rail, like what is it to create a new hundred schools of thought in Daming, and to establish Daming Imperial University outside of Taixue...... and all kinds of shadow-free things are coming as soon as you open your mouth.
The scholars were fooled and lame on the spot, they couldn't believe that there was such a good emperor in this world, and they were moved by tears, kneeling on the ground and shouting long live.
Guan Shanyue is also extremely commotionous today, Yang Sichang, Xu Guangqi and others are all dressed in ceremonial clothes, he is indeed wearing a Tibetan fragrant flying fish suit, just like a cockroach nest out of a sanitary ball, which is extraordinarily dazzling.
Yang Sichang, the head of the household, has been running into walls everywhere since he called Daning, and everything is not going well, and even the group of officials dare to throw their faces at him.
When people are depressed to a certain extent, their hearts will follow the path of perverted development. Yang Sichang, who has always been on top, blamed Guan Shanyue for all this, and he felt that if it weren't for him, a treacherous villain, he would not have lost so much of his power.
Glancing at Guan Shanyue behind him resentfully, Yang Sichang, who was pot-bellied, secretly said in his heart: "The saint has always favored Guan Shanyue, and he is determined to wear a pair of pants with him." Usually there is really no way to trip him, but today is really a godsend, I want to impeach Guan Shanyue in front of the world's scholars, and see what else the saint has to say. ”
reminded the fat Yang Sichang to listen to Emperor Chongzhen's tirade with anxiety, and his heart was like two villains fighting, thinking that he was almost out of breath when he was pressed by Guan Shanyue, he was determined to kill, even if he couldn't kill Guan Shanyue, he would take the opportunity to stink him.
Finally waited for Emperor Chongzhen to finish living, he seized the opportunity to kneel on the ground with a pop, "Minister, there is a book to play!" ”
A cold wind drifted by, and the sound of the air freezing could almost be heard.
Emergencies, absolute emergencies. Yang Sichang immediately attracted everyone's attention and became the focus of the audience.
During the pilgrimage, Emperor Chongzhen's heart trembled, and he immediately knew that Yang Sichang was a good person and a bad person who did not come, with a stiff smile on his face, he said: "Yang Aiqing, today is New Year's Day, it is the day of rest, and I will not go to court today." ”
Yang Sichang knelt on the ground with a pale face, he made up his mind, Quan Dang didn't hear Emperor Chongzhen's words, and said loudly: "Guan Shan Yue has brought disaster to the country and the people, is insidious and cunning, entrusts cronies, forms a party for personal gain, excludes dissidents, and persecutes Zhongliang. ”
Guan Shan Yuedu Nima was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, and he immediately became angry. If it weren't for the wide eyes of the scholars next to him, he would have gone up to beat this old immortal a long time ago.
If it was left in the past, in line with the principle of preferring to kill a thousand by mistake rather than letting one go, Emperor Chongzhen would not hesitate to put Guan Shan Yue in prison. But since he experienced the escape from Beijing, he seems to have lived again, and he sees everything in the world clearly.
Emperor Chongzhen has long been scolded in his heart, saying that the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, and Yang Sichang's appearance is clearly embarrassing him. He deserves to be Guan Shanyue's good friend, and he wants to scold Yang Sichang at a critical moment.
"I am a person who crosses to the north, abandoning the pain of the Beijing master and cutting into the bone marrow. When the building is about to collapse, where are the civil and military officials? Yang Shangshu, where are you? It is Guan Shanyue who is trying to turn the tide, and it is he who is protecting the Ming Dynasty to the death. If you want to say that he is a traitor who has brought disaster to the country and the people, I will not agree, the people of Daning will not agree, and the people of the world will not agree. ”
Yang Sichang's wishful thinking immediately failed, he didn't expect that Emperor Chongzhen didn't care about his father Yang He at all, and he didn't give him any face.
Anyway, his face has been torn, the emperor doesn't dare to scare him, but Guan Shanyue can't run, "God, open your eyes, for the sake of my Ming Dynasty's eternal inheritance, use thunder to kill Guan Shanyue's insidious and vicious villain!" ”
Guan Shanyue's nose was crooked, and he ignored Xu Guangqi's obstruction, pointed at Yang Sichang's nose and scolded: "The surname Yang, don't rely on the old and sell the old, do you say this kidney deficiency?" Others say that you have knowledge in your belly, but I'm sorry, you're just a beer belly! ”
Daming didn't have beer, but Yang Sichang didn't have to think about it to know that "beer belly" was not a good word, he immediately crawled on the ground with tears in his eyes, pretending to be a lost dog, and howled: "The minister is no longer alive, the minister wants to go to Taizu to file a complaint, and ask his old man to administer justice for me!" ”
The scene suddenly became chaotic. But at this time, there is really a big deal to watch the excitement, that is, Zhu Huiyuan, the eighth sister of Emperor Chongzhen's doting eighth sister, Princess Le'an.
This little girl is twenty years old, dressed in an apricot palace dress, with a Qibao coral hairpin on her head, her face is bright and moving, and she is full of wit. Those who are familiar with her know that she doesn't have any temperament that a princess should have, and her big eyes are rolling around, and she looks like a naughty master.
Princess Le'an squinted and bit her lower lip, as if she had thought of something funny, she naughtily raised her eyebrows at Guan Shanyue, snatched an embroidered spring knife from Jinyiwei's hand and threw it in front of Yang Sichang, and said, "Lord Yang, you didn't bring a knife, did you?" ”
Yang Sichang's blood surged, only to feel that the darkness in front of him almost collapsed to the ground, and 10,000 *** rushed by in his heart, originally he just wanted to force Emperor Chongzhen to make a decision between the Shaanxi and Gansu forces and the Daning forces, but he was put in an infinite passive place by Princess Le'an, who was killed halfway.
Guan Shanyue's heart was immediately sunny, and he made a victory gesture at Princess Le'an, feeling that he simply loved this naughty Princess Le'an.
Emperor Chongzhen coughed, knowing that it was not the time to tear his face with the Yang father and son, so he hurriedly found a step for Yang Sichang. While he stepped forward to support Yang Sichang, who was crying, he said emotionally: "Lord Yang, I think there is a misunderstanding between you and Lord Guan. You've been here for a short time, so you may not know the details. All the laws of Da Ning are from the latest version of the "Da Ming Law", which I personally approved, not specifically for you alone, everyone must abide by it, including Guan Daren, including me. ”
Yang Sichang is such a monkey person, he immediately understood Emperor Chongzhen's intention to turn a big thing into a small thing, and said on the donkey from the slope: "Oh, it turns out that there is such a reason." It's all me who spends the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, Lord Guan, atonement, atonement! ”
Guan Shanyue snorted coldly, hugged her fists and returned the salute, "Those who don't know are not to blame, but the villain reminded Lord Yang that according to the latest revision of the "Da Ming Law", the punishment of the doctor is gone, and even the prince is guilty of the same crime as the common people." Don't be unbelieving, don't believe it, ask the Holy One. ”
Emperor Chongzhen would let go of such a good publicity opportunity, and hurriedly said to the mud: "Ai Qing's words are true, and we must follow the law and enforce the law strictly in the future." Don't wronged a good person, let alone let a bad person go. By the way, Lord Yang, you should immediately leave for me to go to Beijing to worship the Twelve Tombs. ”
Out of sight and out of mind, Emperor Chongzhen's pole can make Yang Sichang far enough.
A farce ended.
It's just that Guan Shanyue has just returned to the Governor's Mansion on the front foot, and Wang Chengen hurriedly came to inform him of the changes in Liaodong, and the saint ordered him to go to Guanghua Hall quickly.
When Guan Shanyue heard Liaodong, she chuckled in her heart, and asked anxiously: "Is the Setel on the front line okay?" ”
Wang Chengen pushed Guan Shanyue out of the Governor's Mansion, and said quickly: "I don't know the specific situation, I know that the situation is far worse than we imagined, and you will know it when you see the North Korean mission." The war is changing rapidly, hurry up and get on the horse! ”