Chapter 32 Never Hit a Woman

My day, don't you just fall in love with the little girl, and you are shameless, and you are a scum, is Lao Tzu as unbearable as you two say? Pi Yang's old face darkened: "Go and go, while playing with eggs, Zixin is happy to have a partner with me, a Sven scum, do you care?" ”

In fact, Pi Yang made the mistake of empiricism in his previous life, how can women in this era have any free love to talk about, most of them are designated by their parents, even if the men and women look at each other on the street, they can't do some tricks, they have to ask the matchmaker to come forward and say, the relationship can only be established after the dowry, even so, when the lovers are not married, they must abide by the etiquette when they meet, and the little hands are already shocking, let alone kissing, so Li Qingyi said that he was shameless, but he was not wronged him.

"What a fuck object, shameless! It seems that it is right to come to Xunzixin today, I will take her back here, so as not to be bullied by you! Li Qingyi's face was full of disgust.

Pi Yanghu said with a face: "I'm sorry, my little girl will no longer go to the landlord's old rich house to work, we small families can be self-sufficient, what are we doing with that exploitation?" ”

Yuzhu was suddenly unhappy, and snorted: "Sister Zixin is not a worker, she is the main person in the shop, and it is better to go back to the shop than to be with some shameless people!" ”

I didn't expect the little girl to be a manager, well, much better than me as a fisherman, but the manager is also a worker, and I don't do it for a president! Pi Yang cut disdainfully, waved his big hand, and told them to get out of here.

It's just that Li Qingyi is willing to leave just like that, Pi Yang takes a step, she urges the horse to follow a step, even if a person with a good temper can't help but be angered by this dogskin plaster-like behavior.

"Miss Li, there is a limit to my patience, don't think that I dare not do anything to you just because I am a woman, I am a shameless and obscene person, I can do anything!" A cold light shot out of Pi Yang's eyes, and he stared at Li Qingyi coldly.

How can a weak woman be able to beat his cold and bone-chilling eyes, Li Qingyi couldn't help but tremble, and quickly lowered her head, but she didn't want to weaken her momentum, "What, you still want to do it?" ”

The maid Yuzhu hid behind the young lady and shivered, and said a little tremblingly: "Little, miss, why don't we go back first." ”

"Afraid of what?!" Li Qingyi raised his head and mustered up the courage to look at Pi Yang: "This is Lang Lang Qiankun, he has his own royal law, I think he can do anything with me?!" ”

Pi Yang pursed his lips and snorted coldly, "Wang Fa? Miss Li, is she the kind of person who cares about the royal law? But you're right about one thing. As he spoke, he stepped forward and grabbed the iron rings on both sides of the horse's chew, pulled it out, so that the reins lost control of the horse, and then took the horse's hood, turned the horse's head, and looked at Li Qingyi with an evil smile: "I really never beat a woman!" ”

Li Qingyi was shocked, shook the reins sharply, and said in a panic: "What are you doing?" Let go! ---Yuzhu, get off the horse...."

Before the words fell, Pi Yang had already run to the back and kicked the horse's buttocks with all his milking strength: "Leave you!" The white horse neighed in pain, almost turning the two people who were in a hurry to dismount on their backs, and then opened the peg and shot away in the direction of the county seat.

Pi Yang waved at the two of them and laughed: "Take care all the way!" ”

The maid Yuzhu was so frightened that she cried, Li Qingyi finally stabilized her body in a panic, and when she turned around, she saw that the white on her face had not faded, but her eyes were full of anger, and she shouted: "Thief, I won't let you go!" ”

Damn, let it go! What about when you are a gray wolf? Pi Yang gave her a middle finger, then patted her buttocks, turned and walked away.

After a while of trouble with the master and servant of the Li family, his heart was very happy, and his urgent mood cooled down a lot, Pi Yang held a dog's tail in his mouth, hummed a little song, and strolled all the way.

Just past the corner, the black tiles of the wooden wall not far away come into view, the window on the west side of the wing room on stilts is wide open, a masked girl in a pink skirt, holding her cheeks in both hands and leaning on the window edge, is looking at the west boredly, muttering a few words in her small mouth, and then making a soft sound of "po-bo-bo", blowing the light veil covering her face.

Seeing the person around the corner, I saw him running and kissing at him, the girl couldn't help but smile at first, and then suppressed the joy in her heart, her pretty face was cold, and she closed the window with a bang, and her ability to change her face was amazing.

What the fuck is going on? It was only at noon that she was panting, and she didn't look like her aunt was coming, why was she in a bad mood? Pi Yang stopped, looked at the window that had just closed, and scratched his head.

A woman's heart, a needle under the sea, but there is no chick in this world who can't coax me with my mouth, Pi Yang smiled, full of confidence, and just about to leave, a teenager suddenly popped out of the roadside forest, sixteen or seventeen years old, wheat skin, born tiger head, he had a snake coiled on his right arm, the back of the snake is black, mixed with yellow spots, it looks like a cauliflower, so the locals call it a cauliflower snake, which is a non-venomous snake.

"Brother Piyang, where have you been, why did you come back? I've been looking for you for a long time! The young man saw Pi Yang, with a worried look on his face, and glanced at the stilted building again.

Pi Yang pinched the head of the snake and took the cauliflower snake in the young man's hand, and said with a smile: "What are you looking for me to do, and let me take you to catch snakes?" ---Hey, this snake is quite big, enough to eat! ”

The boy's name is Song Jiang, and his father Song Gang is also a fisherman, when he first heard the boy's name, Pi Yang was also startled, and immediately remembered that Song Jiang in the Southern Song Dynasty was a native of Shandong, and he was born nearly a hundred years later than this boy, so he didn't care, the little girl's father was still called Wu Yong.

Pi Yang is a cheerful person, and everyone can get along, he has already mingled with the people in the town, once he went to Song Gang's house to drink and drink big, and when he bragged about his wild survival training, Song Jiang was fascinated by it, and the next day he begged Pi Yang to take him to catch snakes and get gall, if not, he went alone. Pi Yang was startled, and said in his heart that you are not afraid of death, the key is that if you are fucking bitten by a poisonous snake into a corpse, your father will not be able to use a knife to chop Lao Tzu?

In desperation, he could only take him into the mountains to teach him to catch snakes, but fortunately, although this kid has a tiger energy, he is also quite smart, and after going a few times, he can share the snake in his hand is poisonous and non-venomous.

Song Jiang lowered his voice and said: "I didn't look for you to catch snakes, just now after I passed by your house, I heard your lady chopping something with a knife, and she was still reading in her mouth: 'Let you not come back, let you be merry outside, chop you to death, chop you to death!'" I was afraid that you would be hacked by her when you went back, so I searched for you around town. As he spoke, he glanced up and down at Pi Yang again, and saw that he was a fisherman dressed like a dog, and couldn't help but be a little suspicious: "Brother Pi Yang, you won't really be happy in a widow's house, right?" ”

Pi Yang kicked him on the ass and said angrily: "Am I so fucking inferior, if you want to be romantic, you have to find a young lady from a big family, besides, have you ever seen a widow's house in broad daylight?" ”

"And you're going to touch it at night?"

My day I was defeated by this animal! Pi Yang was so angry: "Your brother and I are so handsome, can you do that kind of tasteless thing?" ---Take your snake and roll ....."

Song Jiang took the cauliflower snake, and was just about to roll, when he inadvertently glanced behind Pi Yang, suddenly his eyes were round, staring straight into the distance, and muttered: "The heavenly immortal has descended to earth!" ”