Chapter 67: Luck
Guan Zhuofan raised his head, his face turned pale, and in an instant, he turned red again, he opened his mouth slightly, confused, stunned, frightened, mixed with irrepressible joy, all kinds of expressions, mixed together, and magnificent.
"Is your soul still there?" Cixi lowered her voice, "Did you hear my words clearly?" ”
"Hear me clearly, minister, minister......"
Guan Zhuofan swooped a few times, hesitated for a while, thought for a while, and finally said such a sentence: "Uh, may I ask the Queen Mother, this, this, uh, indeed...... Really? ”
Cixi was so angry that she almost wanted to move the lacquered plum blossom couch, endured it, took a sip of it, and said, "How could I be wrong about this kind of thing?" It's not like I haven't had a baby......"
"Yes, yes! Minister, minister......"
"Minister" a few times, Guan Zhuofan suddenly said: "Minister...... Luck, luck! ”
When it comes to the last word "luck", surprise has overwhelmed confusion and astonishment, and it can almost be regarded as "full of joy".
Cixi laughed angrily and spat again: "It's your mother's luck!" With you, I've poured blood mold for eight lifetimes! You're so good, you're getting proud! ”
"Yes, yes! Ah, not really...... Uh, this, this, uh, may I ask the Queen Mother, this is...... When? ”
"How could it be? Count the days, it is exactly the last time I went to the Summer Palace! ”
"Huh? Yes! It's ......"
Cixi said hatefully: "I said a long time ago, your thing is causing trouble, I knew that there was something going on today, and I would have cut it off earlier!" What a hassle! ”
This talk. Guan Zhuofan can't answer. He chuckled dryly. Said cautiously, "Every time, uh, this...... Afterwards, uh, not all of them...... Uh, how could it be ......"
"I'm mad when I mention this!" Cixi said, "Yu'er's little prodigal hoof, I don't know what to eat?" This time. The hands and feet are so unfavorable! Look at me...... How to clean her up! ”
Guan Zhuofan was taken aback, and hurriedly said with a smile: "Queen Mother Mingjian, this kind of thing, there is no foolproof, and it is really no wonder that Yu'er ......"
After Guan and Ci had a good relationship, Yu'er has always been responsible for contraception.
Cixi's eyes widened: "What?" Are you distressed? It's not your person, is it your turn to feel distressed? ”
"Minister......
"I was coy at the beginning and didn't accept Yu'er, do you regret it now?"
Guan Zhuofan knows. The women at this time are also ordinary village women. Whether it is the Queen Mother, there is no reason to talk about it at all, so she has to laugh: "The minister has no such heart......
"It's useless, everyone is allowed to go out!"
After a pause, Cixi said: "I just say something angry, and I know this kind of thing...... Hmph, besides, everyone is allowed to go out, don't look at the monk's face to see the Buddha's face, what else can I do with her? ”
After another pause, he said: "However, if this happens, this little bastard hoof, don't think about getting married so soon!" ”
Guan Zhuofan's heart moved: What does this mean?
"It's come to this, what do you say!"
"Minister......
"This little thing in my belly, I have to think of a way to get rid of it as soon as possible......"
Guan Zhuofan "whew", stood up, and said loudly: "Never!" ”
Cixi was startled and said angrily, "Why are you making such a big move? Are you afraid that you won't be able to hear outside? ”
You just scolded so vigorously, and the movement is not small, aren't you afraid that the outside will hear it?
Guan Zhuofan knelt down again, his face was already flushed: "The minister is out of shape!" However, the minister did not dare to obey the edict! The matter ...... Never! ”
Looking at Guan Zhuofan's angry appearance, Cixi was actually "very relieved", but on the surface, she couldn't be "kind and happy", and continued to put her face without a smile, and said: "Look at your angry and corrupt appearance!" Okay, tell me, what's the 'never'? ”
"I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm just afraid of what if! Dowager...... How can a golden body be risky? In case of...... There are things that are not secret, and hatred is eternal, and ministers ...... No redemption! ”
Guan Zhuofan's words are not an exaggeration. In this era, abortion is a very dangerous thing, which often causes heavy bleeding in pregnant women, and it is not uncommon for them to die because of abortion. Of course, Western medicine is much safer to have a baby, but Cixi has no concept of Western medicine.
"What a thousand gold, a thousand gold," Cixi sneered, "what you say!" What you really can't bear is your own ...... Son. ”
"The son is gone, and rebirth is! If you don't have a son, you don't necessarily can't live the rest of your life! This one...... How can it be compared with the Queen Mother? It's really important for the Queen Mother's phoenix body! The Queen Mother is Mingjian, the heart of the minister, as bright as the sun and the moon! In a word...... If the Queen Mother has any injuries, even if the ministers are broken, they can't agree! ”
There is no woman who doesn't like to hear this kind of words, Cixi "snorted" and stopped talking.
"Besides," Guan Zhuofan slowed down his tone and smiled, "This is really a minister...... Luck! Minister...... Uh, to be able to get a bead in the Queen Mother, this ...... Truly a divine grace! The ancestral tomb of the minister is not only smoking, it must be burning! Uh, Queen Mother, this, God will suffer it, but it will be blamed! This child, no matter what, we have to give birth to him well! ”
Cixi's face couldn't help but turn red: "Where did you get this crooked reasoning?" ”
After a pause, he said: "Hmph, the fox's tail is exposed, what do you say, 'the phoenix body is important', and what do you say, 'as bright as the sun and the moon' - in the end, I still can't bear my son!" ”
This tone is beginning to loosen.
Guan Zhuofan was secretly happy in his heart, and said with a smile: "I can't give up, I can't give up!" ”
After half a ring, Cixi brushed the hair that was scattered from her sideburns and said, "You stand up and talk to me - I am tired to look at it with such a stalk!" ”
"Yes, yes! Empress Dowager Xie! ”
Guan Zhuofan stood up and said in his heart: Fortunately, there is a thick carpet in this bedroom, otherwise, Lao Tzu, the prince, would have been ordered to "call the banquet and avoid bowing", kneeling like today, but he is not used to it.
"Then you say, what should I do? This belly, after a while, can't be hidden! Could it be that I was in the palace and gave birth to him? ”
Guan Zhuofan was overjoyed: This is willing!
He hurriedly said: "The Queen Mother is very worried! Naturally, I wanted to find a suitable reason, go out of the palace and live for a short time, calmly, and give birth to him...... Hey! ”
"It's easy to say! What 'a short period of time'? Before and after, what a year of small years! Besides, where to find such a reason? What about government affairs? ”
"This ...... Uh, please let the Queen Mother Rongchen consider it carefully......"
"Shall you 'think carefully'? I'm about to vomit at every turn now, and when I was in the Heart Cultivation Hall before, when the military plane 'called', I almost couldn't bear it! It took a lot of effort to press it back! In my case, I have to start having a baby right away! Still 'carefully considered'? Is it easy for me to come out on a trip? No, everything has to be settled here! ”
*(To be continued.) )