Chapter 187 is all a performance

The other eunuch was as fat as a mountain of meat, it is estimated that his armor was specially made, the narrow helmet had squeezed his fat face out of shape, and a half-foot-wide cowhide belt was tied around his waist to support the huge belly like a bulge.

This guy was holding a huge horse chopping knife in his hand, Yun Lang gestured, the blade was three feet long, and with the handle, the length was more than two zhang.

It may be an exaggeration to shake the mountains when he walks, but when he takes two steps on the wooden bridge, Yun Lang will be shaken by the trembling wooden bridge.

The backing woman is the fattest human Yun Lang has ever seen, but compared to this fat eunuch, the backing woman is incomparable.

Yun Lang was ridden by the backing woman and could still live, if he was pressed by this fat man, it is estimated that he would have died a long time ago.

Liu Che saw that He Chou had a much longer time than Yun Lang expected, in order to rush for time to repay his merits, Yun Lang didn't eat breakfast, and when his stomach rumbled, he remembered that he had slept without eating dinner yesterday.

If you want to eat, you naturally want to find the fat man, so when Yun Lang landed his begging eyes on the fat man, the fat man naturally took out a piece of meat from the leather bag and handed it to Yun Lang.

Yun Lang invited the thin man to eat together, but the thin man completely ignored it, Yun Lang took a bite of meat, and raised his thumb at the fat man in surprise.

This piece of meat is obviously donkey meat, but it is very different from the donkey meat that Yun Lang has eaten, at least the muscle fibers are much thicker than donkey meat, but the taste is the taste of donkey meat, which can't be wrong.

Hearing Liu Che's laughter, Yun Lang knew that the conversation between the emperor and He Chou was about to end.

Gobbling up the piece of donkey meat, coaxing the belly, then continued to clasp his hands to his chest, waiting for the emperor to summon him.

The door was opened again, and He Chou walked out of the wooden house backwards, came to Yun Lang's side and said, "Go in, Your Majesty is in a good mood." ”

The thin eunuch glanced at Yun Lang strangely, he didn't expect He Chou to take care of this young man.

And the fat man had already offered all his donkey meat very sensibly, and tried to lower his head so that He Chou could slap it.

Looking down on the flattering appearance of these people, Yun Lang walked into the emperor's line with his hands in fists without squinting.

"The affairs of the surrendered city are well done, and the merit is recorded once, if the materials can be transported to Guanzhong through the big river, the marquis can be expected!"

After Yun Lang finished seeing the ceremony, Liu Che impatiently began to praise Yun Lang and promised to be a marquis.

Yun Lang originally didn't understand and wanted to ask the emperor, but he couldn't say a word for some reason, so he could only humbly say that he would do better in the future.

As soon as he said this, his face turned red......

Liu Che looked at Yun Lang with a smile for a long time, and then took a small roll of bamboo slips from the low table and threw it to Yun Lang and said, "Go to Yanglingyi again and register your household registration." ”

Yun Lang took the bamboo slip, opened it and looked at it, his brows wrinkled together, this bamboo slip itself was written by him indiscriminately, it was for the household registration of Shangyang Lingyi, and then I didn't hear about any problems, how could it be here with Liu Che.

He took a second look at the bamboo slips and saw that a few of the characters had been altered......

"Chinese people have lived at the foot of Li Mountain for a long time, ......"

Yun Lang muttered softly.

Liu Che said with a smile: "From now on, you are my big man, no matter what happened in the past!" ”

The anger in Yun Lang's heart suddenly surged up, and he put the bamboo slip on the ground and said loudly: "Although Weichen is a wild citizen, however, the identity of the Han people is born with Weichen, why do you need Your Majesty's remarks!" ”

"Huh?" Liu Che was very strange, Yun Lang's performance was different from the gratitude he expected.

"Mr. Zu of Weichen is in the land of the Han Dynasty, and Weichen also lives in this land, before the Han Dynasty, my Yun clan can be a native of Zhongshan and a Qin person, and now after Emperor Taizu Gao ascended the throne, my Yun clan is naturally a native of the Han Dynasty, and I don't understand why His Majesty will work to remark for me!"

Liu Che smiled: "I'm really angry, it's rare, a guy who is oily and slippery turns out to have reverse scales to criticize!"

It's right to be angry, if you don't get angry, I still suspect your origin, now it's gone, it seems that you are really my Han people, in this case, I am suspected of adding to the snake this time.

In that case, Sui Yue, burn this household registration. ”

Yun Lang hurriedly grabbed the household registration in his hand and said, "Your Majesty's handwriting is rare, and it is better for Weichen to put it away carefully." ”

Liu Che laughed and said: "Okay, since you are my Han people, then, for the king of this country, you should have no resentment if the people died in battle, right?" ”

Yun Lang's body trembled, and he hurriedly handed the bamboo slip to the eunuch Sui Yue and said repeatedly: "Burn it quickly, burn it quickly!" ”

Sui Yue held the bamboo slip but did not move, it was obvious that in this place, he would only listen to the emperor's words, and what others said was not even as good as farting to him.

Liu Che waved his hand, and Sui Yue went out.

Liu Che propped one arm on the low table, leaned forward to look at Yun Lang and said: "A long time ago, I found that you attached great importance to the identity of the Han people, and at the beginning, I got an inexplicable identity for myself, and I wanted to fool the officials of Yanglingyi, and I wanted to confirm my identity.

At this time, I still understand that you want to do something great as a savage, and it is not easy to do it without the identity of a big man.

However, I can't understand your later actions, after learning that you have a daughter, the first thing you did was to register your daughter, and after you got married, you also registered your wife for the first time.

For such a thing, it would have been enough to send your whistleblower to do it, but you went to Yanglingyi twice without any painstaking efforts, and you were relieved to see your daughter's name appear on your family's household register, why is this? ”

Yun Lang was stunned for a moment, and then said with a wry smile: "If Weichen says that this is a habit, I don't know if Your Majesty believes it or not?" ”

Liu Che thought for a moment and nodded: "I still choose to believe, according to the report of the embroidered messenger, you sighed alone for a long time after you finished registering your wife and children, and said, what did you mutter at that time?" ”

The first time he was treated so gently by Liu Che, Yun Lang was a little at a loss, he knew that Liu Che was ridiculing him, and the Son of Heaven asked, if he didn't answer, he would be beheaded, Yun Lang had no choice but to clench his fists and said: "Wei Chen was saying at the time: I finally have a home." ”

"That's all?" Liu Che asked further.

"That's all." Yun Lang replied firmly, although he knew that what he said at that time was not like this, but who could prove it?

"I hope so!" Liu Che said meaningfully.

Yun Lang went in in high spirits, but came out in a daze, standing outside the wooden house, he remembered that he didn't say anything about the military exploits of the cavalry captain.

When he tried to go in again, the door was closed, and the two armed eunuchs stood outside the door and did not allow anyone to enter.

Yun Lang couldn't even remember how long he had been in, but judging from the size of the piece of donkey meat in He Chou's hand, he had been talking to the emperor for a short time. It wasn't even too late for He Chou to finish eating the whole piece of donkey meat.

"I didn't say anything about the merits, it's troublesome now." Yun Lang had a hint of luck, hoping that the emperor could talk to He Chouyou.

"Your Majesty said: 10,000 is 10,000, it doesn't matter how much, if you die once, he will admit it if you report more."

Yun Lang listened to He Chouyou's words, and finally breathed a sigh of relief, as the cavalry commander and military Sima, if he couldn't win some combat exploits for his poor subordinates, it would be the biggest dereliction of duty.

"Are you going to leave or stay here?"

As soon as He Chouyou's ass was raised, a young eunuch who acted as a stool quickly crawled away, He Chouyou looked around, pointed to the gate and said: "Or go back to the camp of the captain, it's too stuffy here!" ”

Yun Lang nodded again and again, many times the eunuchs are like the women in the family, once they are released for too long, they are reluctant to go home.

When he left, Yun Lang didn't see Wei Qing, and when he passed by a wooden house, he saw Gongsun Hong sitting at the window, it was obvious that he had been waiting for Yun Lang here for a while, and he probably had something to say.

When Yun Lang was about to step forward to say hello, Gongsun Hong waved the wide sleeves of his robe and motioned for Yun Lang to leave on his own.

When he had done this, the servants closed the windows for him, and worked flawlessly with his master.

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