Chapter 043: Cats and Dogs in the Army
"Stinky Fish Alley, Liu Mao." The cat gave her address and name, and a doctor quickly took a packet of medicine in the basket and handed it to the cat.
The cat asked in surprise, "So fast today?" "Yesterday he waited a long time when he picked up the medicine.
The doctor smiled and said, "We are all adults who are afraid of delaying the time of the big guy, so we let people prepare the medicine overnight, and see that there is no your name and address here, you can't be wrong." Did you get better after taking yesterday's medicine? ”
"Well, it's getting better, it's not getting hot."
"That's good, eat another pair tomorrow, and send a doctor to your house for a follow-up." Go ahead, remember to fry one bowl of three bowls, and fry the alum and gypsum for half an hour first. ”
"I know, thank you, doctor." The cat bowed and left. looked at Zhang Wuliu, who was still wandering around in the crowd, and hurriedly leaned over, "Brother Wuliu, I got the medicine." ”
"Okay, come with me!" Zhang Wuliu took the cat to the place where the patrol members were recruited to sign up, and said to Zhu Wenying: "Lord Duwei, this kid wants to be a patrol member, you register him." ”
Zhu Wenying glared at Zhang Wuliu with slanted eyes, Zhang Wuliu was so frightened that he hurriedly fled, "There are no rules!" Zhu Wenying muttered a sentence and looked at Liu Mao, and asked in a harmonious voice, "Is your mother's illness cured?" ”
The cat's heart warmed, "Okay, it's not hot." Thank you all...... The medicine that Lord Lieutenant gave yesterday. Maozi didn't know how big an official the lieutenant was, he estimated that he should be bigger than the county lord, and it was the first time to talk to such a big official, and he was a little nervous.
"Well, you're going to be a patrolman?"
"Well, I'm going to be."
"Then you go to the queue, the most important thing to be a patrol member is to obey the rules, and those who do not follow the rules are not good at being a patrol member, and they can only become such a soldier...... Well, the Rangers. Zhu Wenying pointed to Zhang Wuliu who was far away.
"Oh, I'll go get in line!" The cat turned around and went to line up after answering, and a smile appeared on the corner of Zhu Wenying's mouth, "Next!" ”
"Hey, Brother Dog! Why are you here? Maozi found that the person at the end of the line turned out to be an old acquaintance, it was Uncle Wu's youngest son Wu Gouzi, Uncle Wu only had this little son when he was forty years old, he was eighteen years old this year, and he was a buddy in the pickle shop.
The dog scratched his messy hair, "My father woke me up early in the morning and asked me to sign up as a patrol member, and you also came to sign up?" ”
"Hmmm! Yes! The cat stood behind the dog, holding his breath as much as possible so that he could not smell the fishy smell of the dog, and he also felt that the dog should not continue to stay in the pickle shop.
In this way, he can't find a wife, Uncle Wu is heartbroken about the dog's marriage, but the matchmaker is not even willing to enter the door of his house, and even Aunt Zhang is unwilling to recruit him as a son-in-law.
The cat is also a little unbearable and can't stand the smell of the dog, but fortunately, the dog doesn't like to talk very much, and the two of them keep moving forward slowly with their heads stuffed.
"What's your name? How old is it? Where to stay? Who is in the family? Have you ever sinned? What do you do for a living? Have you read a book? "Lord Lieutenant has lost a little of yesterday's enthusiasm, and his speech has become cold, and his speed of speech has become very fast.
"My name is Wu Gouzi, I am eighteen years old this year, I live in Stinky Fish Lane, I have my father and mother at home, and my brother and sister-in-law, nephews and nieces, but they all moved out to live, I have not committed a crime, I am a buddy in the pickle shop. I haven't read a book, but I know a few words. “
Zhu Wenying wrote down all Wu Gouzi's words, and looked up carefully at Wu Gouzi, who had sleepy eyes and a wooden expression. Ma Du said that those who can answer the questions in order in one breath are considered smart people, and they will focus on training in the future, but this kid really doesn't have the slightest bit of intelligence, but he still put a big tick on Wu Gouzi's information.
"What will you do?"
"I can kill fish!"
"Okay, go over there and let that adult check it out for you!" Zhu Wenying covered her nose and waved her hand to drive Wu Gouzi away, "Next!" “
"Where do you live? What is your name? What do you do for a living? Have you ever sinned? How old are ......"
It's the same question, but in a different order.
"My family lives in Stinky Fish Lane, named Liu Mao, I have no livelihood, I have not committed a crime, I am sixteen this year, I have never read a book, ......"
"Hehe......" Zhu Wenying interrupted him with a smile, "Are you sure you're sixteen?" ”
Under Zhu Wenying's scorching gaze, the cat lowered his head, "I'm thirteen, but I really want to be a patrolman?" “
"Why do you want to be a patrolman?"
"Because...... Because you can receive rice, you can wear new clothes...... And I want to work for Wu Guogong! “
Zhu Wenying laughed, and the last sentence said that he was in trouble.
Ma Du did a physical examination for the dog as quickly as possible, and told him to wash himself before putting on new clothes, and when he saw Zhu Wenying registering the cat, he said: "This is a little clever, you can stay as a messenger, a herald." ”
Watching the last person leave happily with new clothes, Zhu Wenying said to Ma Du while sorting out the registered files: "Remove the trust you arranged, you only recruited less than sixty in one morning, the old and the small, it seems that you are still far from your goal of three or five thousand." ”
Ma Du smiled wryly: "Don't worry, everything can only be seen after tonight." ”
"What if it fails? Aren't these rice grains and medicinal herbs blind in vain? ”
The old Zhu family's eyelids were shallow, and Ma Du drank the water and said: "How can it be said that you are blind, the majority of the governors have not been scavenged in Hongdu, so they should be taken from the people and the people, and there will always be people who will remember the benefits of the country." I've got you arranged, but it's all arranged? ”
Zhu Wenying smiled, "Don't worry, it's all arranged!" “
"That's good, these recruits, well, are new rangers. Don't talk about leaking your mouth, in the afternoon, you will do a simple queue training for them according to what you taught you before, and arrange for them to patrol in the evening. “
Zhu Wenying frowned, "How long can I hide it, sooner or later I will pull them up to the city wall, I am just worried that when the time comes, they will be cowardly, but it will ruin things." ”
"No one is a natural warrior, according to the training method I gave you, there will definitely be a small transformation in a short period of time, if you want them to become a qualified soldier, you still need the test of blood and fire, as for the mud that can't support the wall, you have to rely on your sharp eyes to kick out as soon as possible. Needless to say, I'm going to take a break, and I have to visit the poor in the afternoon! ”
Patrol members have just been recruited, and in the evening, they form several teams according to their addresses and patrol the streets and alleys where they are located. Coincidentally, the demons appeared that night, and there were many of them, and they were all driven away by the patrol team.
The team leader of Stinky Fish Alley, Gouzi, with a few of his team members, was lucky to catch a lone demon. It's really a demon, obviously a man, but he wears heavy makeup. can speak with a coquettish voice, and every gesture is full of female charm, which makes people feel disgusting.
The demon was escorted to the Metropolitan Governor's Mansion, and was put in a prisoner car to parade through the streets, no one was willing to throw eggs and vegetable leaves, and there were no less small pebbles in the soil, and there were relatives of the missing who wanted to find the demon with knives desperately.
As for the areas that were not patrolled by the patrol members, they were miserable, and several more were missing, and now everyone was not calm, and they begged the patrol members to patrol their streets and alleys.
The Metropolitan Governor, who has always been very talkative, made a straight face, and no one spread his hands, "Even half-grown children can be caught, so it can be seen that they have nothing to fear, the Metropolitan Governor's Mansion not only provides food but also money, and catches a ten taels of silver, why don't you patrol it yourself?" ”
These words were like an initiation, and two or three thousand people came to hula, even women and children. Only then did Ma Du realize that he had demonized Chen Youliang excessively before, which made these people fearful, and it was too much.
In the evening, Ma Du took the captured demon to his courtyard and personally treated him, "This time I really offended Zhao Sanni, and the reward promised to you will not be less." ”
Zhao Sanni is an auxiliary soldier who was born as a tailor in the wounded barracks, Ma Du felt that he was more in line with the temperament of a demon, so he let him make a cameo, but he didn't expect his acting skills to be good.
Zhao Sanni said with emotion: "Compared to those brothers who died in battle, this is nothing." This sounds like a gentleman, but this guy ran to the bronze mirror in a blink of an eye, "I didn't expect that there is such a big mirror here, how do I think I am still beautiful with makeup, hehe......"
Looking at her standing in front of the mirror, scratching her head and posing, Ma Du couldn't help but think of Dongfang Undefeated, this guy is not a demon, he is a shemale!
(Thank you, Lonely Fengzi, Ao Xuanyuan Jiuli, this is not about the wind and moon, the purple air, the ticket, and the new Seven Heroes Heavenly Fantasy)