Chapter 150: Honeymoon
The clouds and mountains are far away and the sky is snowy, and the plum blossoms outside the window are red. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Lady, there is something for your husband now, I really can't hide it from you anymore, in fact, in fact......
The husband is a painter, hehe......"
Looking at He Zhiyun who got up and was dressing, Yang Huairen supported his head with his right hand, lay on his side on the bed, with a wicked smile on his face, and pulled up a piece of white silk on the bed with his left hand, which was the little red after the bride broke the melon last night.
He Zhiyun put on his clothes, heard Yang Huairen's words, and felt that something was wrong, with her understanding of Yang Huairen, he could say that she had never seen a better cook than him, although he had read some books, and he had a reputation for being a talent, but when it came to writing and inking, Yang Huairen was really not that material.
She turned her head, and suddenly saw that Yang Huairen was admiring the white silk, and suddenly her whole body was red with shame, and she hurriedly snatched the white silk from his hand, folded it quickly and carefully, stuffed it into a small cloth bag, and locked it in the cabinet.
Yang Huairen was teased by her cowardly look and was flustered for a while, taking advantage of He Zhiyun's inattention, he suddenly stretched out his arm and hugged her slender waist, and with a fierce effort, he took her whole person into his arms, and then kissed her fiercely on her swan-like snow-white neck.
"Lady, this is your mistake, I like to be a masterpiece, if you want to collect it, just tell my brother directly, let's draw ten more pairs of plum blossoms for you immediately, it's not a trivial matter? Hey hey ......"
"Official, don't ......"
He Zhiyun hurriedly broke free, he laughed and jumped up, and went to get a new set of clothes for Yang Huairen to wear, "Official, this is all three poles, and the slave family has not invited an altar tea to her mother-in-law, so she wants to make others laugh." ”
"Oh, who's laughing, newlywed Yan'er, human nature, haha."
"The officials still laugh at the slaves, and they don't all blame the officials for ...... last night."
Speaking of this, He Zhiyun remembered what happened last night, her cheeks seemed to be burning, and she couldn't talk anymore, and when she raised her head, she saw Yang Huairen looking at her with a smile in anticipation, as if waiting for her to say what happened last night, and she was so ashamed that she covered her pretty face with both hands for a while.
Laugh if you want to, what's so embarrassing about that?
Yang Huairen thinks that the matter of husband and wife is the norm of people, and it is just a joke in private, which is also quite interesting, not to mention that last night my brother was just trying his skills for the first time, and in the future, my brother will use all eighteen martial arts, see how you parry, haha!
Hearing that Yang Huairen and the young lady had already gotten up, the little maids who had been waiting outside the door also knocked on the door and came in, brought hot water, and served the two to wash and change clothes.
Although He Zhiyun is only seventeen years old, the newly combed flowing clouds fly up her hair bun, symbolizing that she has changed from a young girl in the flower season to a mature woman.
In fact, no matter what kind of hairstyle, in Yang Huairen's eyes, He Zhiyun is just as beautiful and lovely, especially after last night, he feels that Yun'er has more of a woman's taste, and between the movements, he is extremely intoxicated.
The old lady had already sat down in the main hall, but her face could not hide the joy, perhaps, she was thinking of the beautiful scenery of the children and grandchildren under her knees.
The hour is indeed not early, as a bride, He Zhiyun got up so late, it is inevitable that he will be a little ashamed in front of the old lady.
Respectfully serving tea, He Zhiyun shouted "mother-in-law".
Mother Yang was in a very good mood, her hands trembled because of excitement and took the cup of daughter-in-law's tea, put it to her mouth and took a sip gently, there was no sugar in the tea, but it was full of sweetness.
"Okay, good, good daughter-in-law, last night, I worked hard for you......"
He Zhiyun was so ashamed that he didn't dare to raise his head, but just said "whoop" gently.
Yang Huairen snickered on the side, not only she worked hard, but I also worked hard, some new postures from a thousand years later are actually very physically demanding.
After the tea, Yang's mother led the bride of the Yang family to worship her ancestors for the first time, and then she was distressed and asked them to go back and rest more.
Yang Huairen, who comes from modern people, is most looking forward to the newlyweds, in addition to the night of candles in the cave room, there is naturally a honeymoon.
He Zhiyun didn't know what a "honeymoon" was, so she humbly asked her husband for advice.
For this kind of problem, Yang Huairen will definitely explain it to her in every detail, but as soon as she explained it halfway, He Zhiyun felt that the bones in her whole body were soft, and she was so frightened that she hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Officials don't want it, if it's like you said, the honeymoon is to perform the Zhou Gong ceremony day and night, even if the slave family has practiced martial arts and can bear it, the official body can't bear it."
"Just kidding......"
Yang Huairen deliberately pretended to be angry and said, "Are you really a husband in vain?" Back in the day......
Uh......, the hero didn't mention the courage of the year, just said in front of me, you look at me thin, in fact, this is called lean, last night's little thing, my brother just used one percent of his skills, speaking of kung fu on the ground, as a husband is naturally not as good as you.
If you talk about kung fu in bed, hehe, I only tell you one sentence for my husband, my husband's kung fu is really 'average, the third in the country, the eldest is dead, and the second is disabled'......"
After finishing speaking, Yang Huairen felt that this was a bit blown, and the last sentence also had a language problem, the second child was disabled, that was Ye Gonggong, and he had a half-dime relationship with himself?
But men, they always have to brag and fart, this is the true nature of men.
In fact, after He Zhiyun married Yang Huairen, because she had been a thief before, she was even more determined to be a good daughter-in-law in the future, and naturally paid more attention to the etiquette of being a wife.
So in fact, no matter what Yang Huairen says, she will obey, but when she thinks of the "honeymoon" in Yang Huairen's mouth, as a woman, she is inevitably a little shy.
Of course, He Zhiyun was not without a way to divert the topic and divert Yang Huairen's attention, and between embarrassment, she thought of one thing.
"Official, I heard that I got married yesterday, and many big officials and nobles sent a lot of gifts, so it's better for the officials to count them......"
"That's right!"
Yang Huairen patted his head and shouted: "Yesterday, those bandits ate my brother's house to the fullest, and Fu Lu Shouxi heard that they all slept hungry last night, and even such a valuable big tuna almost gnawed the bones, if the gift money they gave was light, they would go door-to-door to settle accounts for their husbands!" ”
After finishing speaking, Yang Huairen immediately turned around, strode towards the account room with his pants on, He Zhiyun felt that Yang Huairen was unwilling to suffer losses and his upright personality was very funny, so he covered his mouth behind his back and chuckled.
But after walking out a few steps, Yang Huairen suddenly stopped again, turned around and shouted: "The honeymoon is a must, don't think you can escape, haha......"