Bai Suzhen: "You don't pretend to be stupid for me here!"

"Don't tell me you don't know!"

Bai Suzhen yelled at Yasuo and said.

Yasuo: "......"

"I really don't know."

"By the way, anyway, my girlfriend has been found, so how can I give birth to a monkey?"

Yasuo asked in the middle of the group chat.

Lord of Honkai: "......"

"Why did you give birth to monkeys?"

"There is a monkey in Yang Jian's world, do you want to ask?"

Yasuo: "I'm not going!"

"I'm going to have a monkey with my moe!"

Yasuo said very calmly.

Shiranui Dance: "......"

"Forget it, I don't think I can talk about it!"

Nie Xiaoqian: "This guy doesn't know if he's really stupid or fake!"

"I know every day that I am looking for a girlfriend, and I don't know how to use it when I find a girlfriend......"

"I think it's pretended!"

Qin Shi Huang: "I said Yasuo ......"

"If you give birth to a monkey, I can give you some beautiful women, don't use you for this robbery......"

Qin Shi Huang laughed and said to Yasuo.

Yasuo: "Heh, how can those rouge vulgar fans of yours compare to my cuteness?"

"You're trying to eat your fart!"

Yasuo said unceremoniously.

Qin Shi Huang: "I'll smash your old Kuo with a hammer!"

Qin Shi Huang: "Group master, look at Yasuo, they all robbed the people's daughters, you can't take care of it?"

Qin Shi Huang asked Zhang Yuan.

Lord of Honkai: "???"

"As long as the members of the group chat don't infringe on everyone's interests, I won't care about the rest!~"

"You are not children, and I am not your father!"

"What do I do?"

Zhang Yuan said indifferently.

After all, Zhang Yuan is just a group leader, and it is impossible to take care of everything!

Qin Shi Huang: "This guy robbed the people's daughter!"

Lord of Honkai: "Then how many people do you think you killed?"

"Did I kill you with one knife first, and then chop Yasuo's G2 with one sword?"

Zhang Yuan asked rhetorically to Qin Shi Huang.

Qin Shi Huang: "I'm sorry, goodbye, farewell!"

Lord of Honkai: "Alright, Yasuo, you find a girlfriend, at least your girlfriend agrees!"

"The way you are, you're simply forcibly coercing people!"

"You'd better go and ask your master!"

Zhang Yuan said to Yasuo.

Yasuo: "Hmm......"

"Okay, I got it!"

Yasuo is not really a fool, the reason why he was knocked out first and carried home was not mainly because he was afraid that Raven would run away?

......

In the Phantom World, Lin Jiu held two bamboo tubes in his hands and a bone stick and yelled at the outside.

"Qiusheng, Wencai!"

"You two stinky boys come out for me!"

Lin Jiu yelled at the two people. 、

"What's the matter, Master, it's only five o'clock, what are you calling us out for?"

Qiusheng and Wencai yawned and said.

Lin Jiu: "Hmph, look at you, what are you all lazy into?"

Lin Jiu snorted coldly, and then said to the two of them, "Haven't you always wanted to learn my exercises?"

"I'll teach you today!"

Lin Jiu said to the two people.

Qiusheng: "Wow, Master, you're serious!"

"Didn't you say we couldn't learn?"

Qiusheng said to Lin Jiu with an excited face.

Qiusheng will never forget that Lin Jiu broke two iron rods in prison.

Lin Jiu: "That was before, and now I have recruited something, what can make you practice, do you learn it?"

Lin Jiu asked angrily.

"Learn, of course learn!"

The two of them hurriedly said.

After all, this kind of thing, only a fool does not learn!

Lin Jiu: "Okay, you guys drink this first!"

Lin Jiu handed the two bamboo tubes to the two of them.

"Master, what is this?"

Wen Cai took the bamboo tube, opened it and sniffed it.

"Master, this seems to be ordinary water!"

Qiusheng: "Yes, Master, you shouldn't have lied to us, right?"

Qiusheng couldn't help but ask.

Lin Jiu: "Let you drink, you will drink, where are there so many problems?"

"Okay......"

Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng glanced at each other, and then drank all the water in the bamboo tube.

Wencai: "It's nothing, I don't feel it at all!"

Qiusheng: "Forget it, forget it, let's go back and continue sleeping!"

Qiusheng yawned and was about to go back to sleep.

But at this time, Qiusheng suddenly felt a pain in his stomach, and then ran directly to the toilet.

"Oops, you wait for me, my stomach hurts too!"

After Wen Cai saw Qiusheng running out, he immediately felt that his stomach was not very comfortable, but the thatched pit was already occupied by Qiusheng, so he could only run into the woods......

It's not that the two of them finally came out of the toilet after a long time.

Wencai: "Master, you are harming us, have you put laxatives?"

"The two of us haven't stolen your money recently~!"

Wencai and Qiusheng felt a sense of grievance.

"You two don't talk nonsense, hurry up and take a shower and look at you!"

Lin Jiu looked at the two apprentices who were not angry, and he had the heart to kill them!

The Fountain of Innocence, 10,000 yuan per bottle, and he spent 20,000 Honkai points to wash their hair and marrow, these two Tie Hanhan actually thought that they were fixing the two of them?

I'm going to be!

"Look at what you've got on you, go wash it up!"

Lin Jiu looked at the dirt on the two people and said with some disgust.

After taking a bath, the two of them stood beside Lin Jiu.

Lin Jiu closed his eyes, put his left arm across his chest, and made a sword finger outfit with his right hand, and pointed it on his forehead, suddenly opened his eyes and then clicked Qiusheng and Wencai.

"I've already taught you the exercises, you have to practice well in the future!"

Lin Jiu said earnestly to the two of them.

"After all, I can't be by your side with my eyes, I'm about to leave this world!"

Lin Jiu looked at his two apprentices and said with some melancholy.

Wen Cai: "Master, what's wrong with you?"

"Are you going to die? If you have anything you haven't taught us, pass it on to us quickly!"

"Otherwise, when you're dead, they'll be lost!"

Wen Cai opened his mouth and said.

Qiusheng: "What do you say?"

"How could Master be dying so soon?",

"And Master will definitely teach us things before he dies!"

"You two little brutes, go to the pot for me, and actually curse me to death!"

"I won't die if you die!"

Lin Jiu looked at his two apprentices and said, "I'm just leaving this world and going to see other worlds, not going to die!"

Lin Jiuyue became more and more angry, and couldn't help but knock twice on the heads of the two apprentices and said.