On the riverside of Shangfenjing Village, two young people who are not very old are relieving their hands by the river, humming a small tune while untying their hands, and there is a big yellow dog next to him with a pair of dog eyes, sticking out his tongue, and panting heavily!

"Big black, what do you look at? I said, why is you such a female dog so shameless?! The older young man muttered discontentedly to the big yellow dog beside him.

"Hahaha, Brother Lang, you big yellow dog is also amazing, and he is inseparable from you, especially when you and pee, hahaha!"

Listening to the ridicule of the little guy next to him, Ah Lang was not annoyed, but laughed and said: "Hahaha, you monkey, don't you know, this dog thing has been so virtuous since he was a child, hahaha!" As the young man spoke, he trembled and shouted, "Comfortable, comfortable!" It's so fucking comfortable, and shaking it after peeing is all over your body! Hahaha! ”

The monkey also shook and said comfortably: "Yes, you suffocated me before!" Brother Lang, your method is good, how did you come up with it and hold it first? ”

"Hehe, let's be energetic, the longer I hold it back, the more enjoyable it is when this pee comes out, hahaha!"

"Hehe, aren't you afraid of suffocation?!"

"Hahaha, it doesn't matter, I'm a monk, it doesn't matter! You're different, if your little thing is suffocated, your big brother will have to settle accounts with me, hahaha! ”

Da Hei also seemed very excited, and his eyes were staring at the monkey and there was a burst of barking, and even jumping for joy!

The monkey quickly put away his pants and kicked at the big black, but unfortunately the big black dog seemed to be a sperm, and ran away after brushing it, and then continued to pant at the monkey!

Seeing this scene, Ah Lang immediately laughed: "Hahaha! Dahei, do you want to be so anxious? Hurry up Ming'er to find you a male dog, okay?! ”

"Whew! Brother Alang, you won't bury people like this, you are treating me as a male dog with this female dog of yours! It's too much of a bully! ”

"Hahaha, it's big black! Not me! Hahaha! ”

"Woohoo!" Da Hei seemed to be very satisfied with Ah Lang's words, and barked at Ah Lang as if he was rewarding him three times!

The monkey looked at Ah Lang and his dog, his face suddenly darkened, and he said unhappily: "Brother Ah Lang, let me ask you, why Da Hei is obviously a yellow dog, you have to call it Da Hei, it's too strange to have such a nondescript name!" ”

"Hey, didn't you see what it did? It's either stealing chickens or rats, or digging holes and tunnels, but I've not starved to death thanks to the food it stole several times, and you see, it likes to peek at men, this dog has done a lot of black things! What do you call it if you don't call it big black?! ”

When Da Hei heard his master praising him, he immediately rolled happily on the ground several times, and then got up one by one, barked at Da Hei three more happy dogs, and stuck out his tongue and drooled......

"Hahaha, look at this dog thing, it's too human!"

The monkey couldn't laugh at all, because the big black had already run to his side, bit the monkey's pants, and wagged his tail incessantly!

"Save ...... Help me! Brother Alang! I'm ...... I'm afraid of dogs! ”

"Hahaha, don't be afraid, Da Hei is making love to you, you see that it is not so affectionate to me, hahaha!"

"Help!! Help me! I'm ...... Oh my god! "The monkey has been so frightened that he has fled everywhere, he has really been afraid of dogs since he was a child, which is also the sequelae of being bitten by dogs when he was a child......

But Da Hei thought that this was a monkey showing favor to him, and he wanted to play with it, so he naturally chased all the way excitedly!

Now I can make Ah Lang, who is watching the play, laugh so much that my stomach hurts!

It didn't take long for the big black to throw the panicked monkey to the ground, and kept licking the monkey with his dog tongue, so that he really wanted to leave all the saliva on the monkey's face......

Ah Lang couldn't laugh anymore, so he hurriedly ran to the monkey and picked up Da Hei, and there was only a monkey on the ground with a saliva face......

Da Hei, who was hugged by Ah Lang and opened to the side, was extremely reluctant, a thousand dissatisfied, barking at Ah Lang, but the dog barked a few times before Ah Lang kicked it away, and could only shrink to the side with his tail whimpering, whining and whispering, but the dog's eyes never left the monkey for a moment!

And at this time, Ah Lang seemed to have noticed that something was wrong by the river, and his eyes were firmly fixed on the river!

There wasn't actually any movement on the river, but something seemed to be slowly floating in from a distance, because it was too dark to see anything clearly, so I could only wait for the thing to float over on its own!

After a while!

"Look! Monkey! Hurry up and see! There's a guy on the river! Let's go and save people! After Ah Lang said this, he ran directly towards the thing that was slowly drifting over!

The monkey had already gotten up on the ground at this time, and finally wiped the saliva off his face, and saw that Brother Alang had run out quickly, so he had to hurry up and follow, and his eyes were also looking towards the river, ah! There really is one person!

Not long after, a corpse-like object was salvaged from the river by Ah Lang and the monkey, because it was winter, but Ah Lang and the monkey were frozen!

But looking at this rescued person as if he was dead, motionless, is it really dead?!

"Bad luck! It's really bad luck, a dead man! Still a dead little girl! Brother Alang, you see she is no longer breathing" The monkey reached out and sniffed on the corpse's nose, and sure enough, there was no sign of breathing!

"Don't worry, I'll try!" After Ah Lang finished speaking, he squatted on the ground, and picked up the body of the little girl in front of him, put it on one of his knees, and slapped her back hard!

It's a pity that there was no movement after filming for a long time, and there was not even a trace of water flowing out of the mouth!

"It's strange, it stands to reason that even if you drown, you should have poured a lot of water, I didn't spit out water in her mouth after I filmed for so long, could it be that she was thrown into the water after death?!"

"Bad luck! It's really unlucky, Brother Alang, what the hell are you doing, hurry up and throw it into the river, it's too normal for someone to die in these years, I'm going back to the camp to change my clothes, I'm freezing to death! ”

"Uh-huh, you go back first!" Ah Lang ignored the monkey and walked away on his own, just nervously paying attention to the female corpse in his hand!

At this time, Da Hei also ran over, sniffing at the little female corpse, and then barking at Ah Lang as if he had found something!

"What? You don't think she's dead?! ”