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Daoji took the copper and iron, suddenly stretched out his tongue and licked it, and said in his mouth: "It's really delicious!"
"Delicious, can you eat this copper coin?"
Dao Ji smiled: "No, no, no." I heard that there is a kind of insect in the south, whose name is antworm, and it is also called green worm or fish bo. It resembles a cicada, has a beautiful color, and is extremely delicious in taste. After it lays eggs, it smears the blood of the female frogworm on eighty-one copper coins, and then smears the blood of the child frogworm on the other eighty-one copper coins, buries it under the eastbound yin wall, and reopens it in three days. This is also the reason why the world calls money a frog. ”
"Then why don't these copper coins fly away after they fly?"
Dao Ji laughed: "Because the blood of the frog tastes delicious, someone has secretly licked it many times." The smell of blood weakened, and the mother money could not find him. ”
Chunzhi knew that Dao Ji was talking about Xiao Yuan, and he also knew that it was lying on the beam and peeking: "The person who licked the blood of this green worm swallowed the blood into his stomach, will the female green worm fly to find it to have a child?"
"That's not going to happen, it's just, it's just that it's possible that the eggs in the blood will grow in the belly of this person, and when the eggs mature, a mouth, a fart, a few frogs will fly out. ”
Xiao Yuan was so frightened that he almost screamed out, and he was busy covering his mouth.
Chun Zhi praised: "As soon as a mouth farts, the green worms will fly out? Wow, the picture is so beautiful! Dare to ask the senior brother, is there a way to heal it?"
"I don't know, I have to go back and look through the Materia Medica. ”
"Therefore, it makes sense for adults to teach children not to eat indiscriminately. ”
The two talked, and Doji got up to say goodbye. Chunzhi steamed a few more sparrows, Xiao Yuan sat on the beam and sulked, Chunzhi looked up and said, "It's not down yet, it's not delicious if it's cold." ”
Xiao Yuan jumped off the beam: "Steaming without putting some wine, it tastes very fishy." He sat down to eat as if nothing had happened: "When are you going to go and flip through the book and see how you can force this frog egg out of me?" ”
"I think the parents of that god operator should have a way. ”
"Then let's go find them. ”
Chun Yi spread his hands: "You eat other people's beloved things, it's good if people don't kill you, and you still ask others to rescue, I'm afraid it's difficult." ”
"So what to do, I don't want to fly insects out of my mouth, it's disgusting. ”
"Let's bring some gifts, maybe they'll save you." ”
"What to bring, you poor jingle ......" Seeing that Chunzhi looked himself up and down, he shouted: "Wow, you don't want to send me away, do you? I tell you, you don't want to get rid of me, I will be with you every day and hour for the rest of my life." ”
Chunzhi smiled: "It's a pity that you are not a girl's family." Otherwise, I would have been very impressed. He took out a bowl, filled it with water, and said, "I want you to drop two drops of blood." ”
"Wow! Again, who are you going to save this time?"
"Save yourself, and for ......" Ushiki didn't say any more: "The woman in white said that wine is her son's favorite thing, and his time is short. On that day in the mountain temple, she did not kill us, but also told me to go to the Fuqing Monastery in Guishan, Fujian Province to find someone, a few days ago I saw your blood dripping into the water, turned into a red 'drunk Penglai', I thought, I think, if you take this wine, the god must be very happy. ”
"Ah, if he wants to drink it every day, then I will die, and I will have to be caught and bled every day. ”
Chunzhi frowned: "That's right." If a drop of blood can turn into a vat of wine, it is still possible to drop it once a year. ”
One person and one fox came out of the wooden house, Xiao Yuan lightly made a small cut in the center of the claw, and dropped a drop of blood into the water tank, as soon as the blood entered the water, it rolled quickly, sucking all the surrounding water into the blood droplet. The droplets of blood grew larger and slower, the color became lighter and lighter, and the water in the tank slowly calmed down.
Chunzhi leaned over and took a sip and praised: "Good wine!" It turned out that the whole tank of water had turned into white wine, although the color of the wine was not strong, but the wine flavor was strong, the entrance was like a knife, and the aftertaste was endless.
Xiao Yuan was very excited: "It turns out that if you eat Du Kang, your own blood will drip out and become good wine, so I won't worry about running out of good wine to drink in the future!" Thinking about it, he blinked his eyes again: "This thing seems to be wrong, oh, I shouldn't drink my own blood." Wei Fugui, you say, if I drip blood into the Qiantang River, will this Qiantang River become the Jiujiang River?"
"If the Qiantang River becomes the Jiujiang River, then someone will definitely find you in every possible way, and if you want to be caught and bled and skinned, you will go for it. ”
Xiao Yuan stuck out his tongue: "Of course I don't want to." ”
Early the next morning, he went to see the wine in the wine tank, and after placing it overnight, the wine was more fragrant, so he took two gourds, beat two gourds in the wine tank, and found a stone slab to cover the tank: "Let's go, let's go down the mountain to find the god operator." ”
"How do you know where he is?"
"He is a heavy drinker, and in Lin'an City, he is naturally where the best wine is. What's more, today's new wine opening ceremony will be held, and he, a good wine person, will definitely join in the fun. ”
The Song people are good wine. The wine-making technology of the Song Dynasty was very mature, and the wine was varied, and the quality of the wine was quite good. From the palace to the villages, there are many wine-making workshops, and the number of people is unprecedented. The liquor tax has always been an important source of revenue for the imperial court, and in order to promote the sale of liquor, the government often organizes its liquor depots to hold huge and lively wine evaluations and promotional activities. There are a total of 13 official wine warehouses in Lin'an, every year before the Qingming Festival, the new wine is sold before the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the wine is worn through the market with drum music and Qinglou women's wine, which is very lively.
When Xiao Yuan heard that there was such a meeting, he was overjoyed and worried: "How can I go?"
Chunzhi carried a bamboo basket, hid Xiao Yuan in the basket, grabbed some mushroom fungus and covered Xiao Yuan's body, and pretended to be a mountain treasure: "Don't drink too much and get drunk and crazy, otherwise others will catch you to peel and make a scarf." ”
Xiao Yuan said angrily in the basket: "You humans are too bad, when did we ever peel human skins as scarves and umbrellas?"
Chun Zhi was stunned for a while: "It has been like this for thousands of years, heaven and earth are big, people are the first, and animals are the end." ”
Xiao Yuan stood up from the bamboo basket and poked his head out: "It's been like this for thousands of years, right?"
Chunzhi was speechless and changed the topic: "I heard that fox spirits can transform into human form, why do you only talk and not become human? Then you can walk and taste wine." ”
Xiao Yuan was stunned: "I, I don't remember." ”
Seeing that it was sad, she comforted: "It's not a big deal if you don't change into a human." Man is the most cunning and cruel animal in the world, you monsters quarrel, you can scold: how are you like a human! and then the opponent scolds back: You are like a man, and your whole family is like a man. ”
made Xiao Yuan laugh, and asked again: "Do you think, am I stupid?"
Chunzhi said: "Sometimes stupidity is a blessing. It's hard for people who are too smart to be happy. For example, my father was a man who was too smart to flee from the Song Dynasty to the Jin Dynasty, but he couldn't forget his homeland......"
Xiao Yuan saw that his eyes were red, and he hurriedly said: "Wei Fugui, look, my tail has grown a little longer, have you ever seen a fox with a rabbit's tail?"
Sure enough, she was amused.
Xiao Yuan said: "I think this sentence I said is very familiar, but I just can't remember where I heard it." ”
Ushizhi smiled: "Think slowly." Can you give me back the ring now?"
Xiao Yuan stuck out his tongue and took the jade ring off the beam. Ushizhi said: "Everything else is easy to say, this is a big deal." He took the book, dug a hole in the middle, hid the jade ring in it, wrapped it in oiled paper, and buried it under the bed: "Xiao Yuan, if in the future, I fail to take revenge and die, you must send this thing to General Yue Fei's son for me." ”
Xiao Yuan covered his ears with his paws: "Don't say death." I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen. ”