Chapter 118 Meng Da's Ideals

Yun Lang rubbed his hands and said: "That's the end, a beautiful boy like me, who looks like a jade tree in the wind and is talented, is estimated to be chopped into meat sauce by His Majesty to feed the dog when he sees Gillian!"

You still have to find a mahjong partner again, you have to find the ugly one. ”

Cao Xiang's skills seemed to have become agile, and he pounced on a tiger jump, strangled Yun Lang's neck and said, "Are you saying that I'm an ugly monster?" ”

Yun Lang hurriedly said: "Big belly, thin body, who are you not ugly?" I think Your Majesty may even want to castrate you, but he just thinks you are ugly, so he lets you go. ”

Cao Xiang was insulted by Yun Lang, but he was not angry, he took out a beautiful bronze mirror from his arms and looked at himself in the mirror, and said very narcissistically: "People who used to say this about me can usually be found in mass graves, but now, when you say this, you are just jealous, jealous of my upcoming appearance."

You see, my belly has gone down, and my mother said that my cheeks have flesh, and in three or five months, after the flesh of my arms and legs has grown, let you see my face again.

When I was very young, I was known as the first beautiful boy in Chang'an. ”

Yun Lang nodded and said, "Then you should eat well, I remember that the most meaty meals are lard bibimbap and stew!"

Just eat like this from today! ”

Cao Xiang nodded happily, he felt that Yun Lang was really sensible.

Yun Lang looked Cao Xiang up and down, not to mention, this guy's skeleton is thick, and his height is taller than ordinary people, if he can persistently use the food of the sumo wrestlers of the Japanese country, he will definitely become a qualified sumo wrestler in the future, as for the beautiful boy or something, it is estimated that it has nothing to do with him.

Cao Xiang is a very actionable person, Yun Lang just finished eating, he had already made a big bowl of unsalted white rice mixed with lard according to Yun Lang's words, and it was extremely difficult to eat.

Chouyong also wanted to eat like this, but he was so brave that he was smoked by Yun Lang's feather duster.

This is the living life......

Yun Lang looked at the Mausoleum of the First Emperor shrouded in the sunset, and sighed slightly, he hoped that Dazai could live for a while longer, and live a life that was not a joke.

In order to grow meat, Cao Xiang ate his own meal early and then went to sleep......

Yun Lang stepped on the dappled moonlight and followed the tiger to the old courtyard in the pine forest.

The yard was pitch black, Dazai sat under the eaves, looking at the dark pine forest and didn't know what he was thinking, the two savages who like to pinch clay people, Lao Gan, Lao Mei went to bed early, and the elderly people like to go to bed early and get up early, which is their magic weapon to escape the dark world.

"You don't like it, do you?" Dazai didn't have to look back, and when he heard the footsteps, he knew that Yunlang and the tiger were coming.

"No, it's a time in the past, and I can't always let him interfere with my life now.

I'm trying my best to forget the past, to live a real life, and I want you to do the same, you've been imprisoned by the past for too long. ”

Dazai looked at Yun Lang, there were tears on his face in the moonlight, and said in a wail: "Control it, you are Dazai!" ”

Yun Lang frowned and said: "Of course I will control it, in my own way, he is a treasure trove of knowledge for me, and when I master these knowledge, I will also master it." ”

"Don't make me wait too long, I may not be able to wait long, my hands sometimes don't obey, and I can't pinch the clay figurine."

Yun Lang sat next to Dazai and smiled, "I'll help you!" ”

"Shall we go every ten days?"

Yun Lang couldn't bear to refuse Dazai, and nodded heavily: "No problem! ”

"Today is the first day?"

"No problem!"

Yun Lang didn't know how much he promised Dazai last night, anyway, he regretted it after dawn......

Meng Da had twenty eggs in the bed, and he was about to use his body temperature to hatch the chicks, but as a result, he accidentally turned over at night and crushed four eggs.

So, as soon as it was dawn, he cried like an orphan without his parents!

Meng Er was also crying, the eggs in his bed were very complete, just feeling sad for his brother.

People who are not intelligent enough often have amazing patience, especially when it comes to hatching eggs, which they can do to the point that ordinary people can't.

Meng Du and his wife looked at the two sons who were crying, and their faces were pale, even Zhang Tang, who came to the Yun family with them, was not any better.

Yun Lang patiently picked up Meng Da's crushed eggshell, and looked at Meng Dadao carefully: "It's not feasible." ”

Meng Da sobbed and said, "No, I have tied my legs and hands at night, and I will still turn over." ”

Yun Lang fiddled with the rest of the eggs and said, "It's not hot enough in the bed, right?" ”

Meng Er nodded and said, "I've used three blankets, but it's still not as hot as the hot spring!" ”

Yun Lang nodded and said, "Then give up and specialize in hot spring hatching, after all, there is already a precedent for success." ”

Meng Da and Meng Er glanced at each other, and then said resolutely: "Give up!" ”

After speaking, he hurried to the hatchery on the hot spring waterway.

Meng Du's face had turned purple and blue, and he gritted his teeth and said, "That's how you taught my son?" ”

Zhang Tang looked embarrassed, and was about to help Yun Lang say good things, but saw Yun Lang say coldly: "What did you see?" ”

"I see my son hatching!!"

"Is there anything wrong with hatching eggs?"

"You!!"

Zhang Tang pulled away Meng Du, who was thunderous, and said to Yun Lang angrily: "You shouldn't tease the son of the old man like this!" Didn't you use hot spring water to hatch eggs before? ”

Yun Lang looked at Zhang, who was hiding his face and crying, and said, "You also think I'm teasing Meng Da and Meng Er?" ”

Zhang Tang saw that Yun Lang didn't seem to be joking, and asked puzzledly: "Since you don't have the heart to tease, why do you do such a ridiculous thing?" ”

Yun Lang put his hands behind his back, looked at Meng Du and said: "How ignorant the world is, you only see that Meng Da and Meng Er's egg incubation is a scandalous thing, but you never thought that once Meng Da and Meng Er's egg incubation is successful, it will have a great impact on this world."

Food is never enough for the Han Kingdom, no matter how much grain we produce, there are still countless people who starve to death every year.

Raising chickens and geese is also producing food, and it is more delicious than crops, this kind of thing can be done by women and children, and the reason why there are few people who raise them is that the trouble lies in the seedlings.

If you don't rely on hens and geese to hatch, rely on artificial hatching a large number of chicks and goslings at one time, just raising chickens and geese, the income is more than ten times higher than that of farming.

Meng Da, Meng Er, incubating eggs in the quilt seems absurd, but it is also a possibility, when this possibility fails, then try other possibilities.

It is indeed more reasonable to use the heat brought by the hot spring water to hatch chicks than to hatch eggs in the bed, but how many hot spring waters are there in the world?

Meng Da, Meng Er, after learning that hot springs could not be popularized, volunteered to rely on his body temperature to hatch eggs, what's so funny?

Meng Gong, why don't you take a look at what Ling Lang is doing now and then make a judgment? ”

Zhang Tang's eyes widened wider than a goose egg, and he couldn't imagine that Yun Lang would say such a thing.

Meng Du's eyes were also a little confused, but his wife Zhang wiped a handful of tears, and hurriedly went to chase her two stupid sons with this skirt.

The Yun family's egg hatchery room is just outside Zhuangzi, and rows of low wooden houses are neat and orderly.

As soon as Zhang Tang and Meng Du and his wife came here, they couldn't say a word in shock.

It's almost a sea of chickens and goslings......

More than a dozen huge baskets were full of goose-yellow chickens, Meng Dazheng was grabbing the chickens to look at the chicken buttocks, some of them were thrown into the basket marked with red letters, and some were thrown into the basket marked with blue letters.

Zhang squatted down and asked his son, "Ah Da, what are you doing?" ”

Meng Da said impatiently: "Divide the chicken!" ”

Zhang was puzzled and asked, "What are you doing with chickens?" ”

Meng Da said irritably: "The hen is used to lay eggs, the rooster is used to eat meat, the breeding method is different, naturally they have to be separated, don't disturb my work!" ”

The Zhang family was bored, so they focused on Meng Er, who was half of his body in the wooden house.

After lying on the side and watching for a long time, he found that his son was rummaging the eggs in the chicken coop, and found that he was very fast in turning the eggs, and the technique of covering the eggs with wheat straw was also extremely skillful.

Zhang Tang grabbed a pale yellow chick and looked at Yun Lang suspiciously: "This is what Meng Da and Meng Er did?" ”

Yun Lang snorted and said, "Can't you still be sure what your eyes see?" ”

Meng Du approached Yun Lang with some flattery, and whispered, "Is it really something that my son did?" ”

Yun Lang sighed and nodded, pointed to the chicks all over the ground and said: "Hatching chicks is a chore, people need to pay attention to the cold and heat of the hatching room at all times, not too hot, not too cold, suitable for hatching chicks The difference between cold and hot is very small, and people need to master it in real time."

Even so, failure is a common thing, occasionally succeeding once, but it can't be repeated, since Meng Da and Meng Er came, they took over the Yun family's hatching room, and since they failed twice, basically nothing went wrong. ”

Zhang Tang glanced at the chickens everywhere roughly, gasped and said, "I'm afraid there are not a thousand!" ”

"One thousand one hundred and thirty-four, fourteen died yesterday, and one thousand one hundred and twenty are left!" Meng Da Urn said angrily.

"I'll count, and I'll count so much!" Zhang screamed on the side, almost fainting.

Yun Lang sighed, pointed to a large clump of wheat straw poles inserted in the wooden box next to him, and said, "A chicken and a straw have to be counted three times a day or more, how can they not remember?" ”

Zhang Tang was overjoyed, and arched his hand towards Meng Du and said: "If this law can be popular all over the world, Ling Lang can seek officials based on this." ”

When Meng Da heard this, he picked it up as if he had been stung by a wasp, took his mother's hand and shook it: "I'm not an official, I want to raise chickens!" ”