Chapter Twenty-Nine: My Name Is Queen

Today, the sun is shining, and Xiao Yi, who does not care about food and vegetables, nor does he want a big house facing the sea, carries a fishing pole and takes the colt 'cabbage' to the river to fish.

Xiao Yat is very satisfied with his current pastoral life, he has always believed that there will be no troubles without ambition, the world outside is too dangerous, it is better to enjoy his little life with peace of mind, thinking of the proudness, Xiao Yat began to hum a self-composed song: "There is no dark cloud cover in the sky, why don't you see beautiful women coming to ......"

The Panlong River is full of water, there are large begonia trees growing on both banks, the begonia flowers are in full bloom in spring, like a sea of clouds, the white expanse is like a fairyland on earth, which makes people obsessed, inadvertently, the luck that Xiao Yi has been looking forward to finally came, but it doesn't seem to be a peach blossom luck......

When enjoying the beautiful scenery, Xiao Yi, whose eyes were sharp, suddenly found that there was a begonia tree with intricately tangled roots not far away, like a dragon, and the dense branches had extended to the surface of the river, and there was a small red figure on the white canopy who was trying to climb up, and when she looked at it, it turned out to be a seven- or eight-year-old girl who was climbing a tree, and it seemed that she wanted to pick the most beautiful begonia flower on the top of the tree, "Little girl, her ambition is not small!" Just when Xiao Yi wondered whose girl was so naughty, he heard "Ah! …… Poof! "The red shadow suddenly fell from the tree and fell directly into the river......

"Beautiful posture! The action of entering the water is natural, the splash is still small, 10 points! After appreciating a perfect live-action version of falling into the water at a high altitude, Xiao Yat finally reacted: "Ah! …… Not good, someone fell into the water and pulled! Hurry up and save people!"

It's a pity, because of the super bad fishing luck, within a kilometer around Xiao Yi, is regarded as a forbidden area by all fishermen, it is really called a throat and no one cares, in desperation, Xiao Yi had to learn Uncle Lei Feng in person, threw down the fishing rod in his hand, Xiao Yi rushed towards the upstream of the place where the little girl fell into the water, and rescued people in the turbulent river, and must not go into the water where people fall into the water, because the turbulent river will wash you and the person you want to save farther and farther away, so you must run upstream, with the help of the power of the water flow to swim to the person who fell into the water, In this way, people can be saved.

In his previous life, Xiao Yat still had some preferences for swimming, but he was only limited to a few splashes in the pool in the summer, and he was definitely not proficient. He quickly ran to the upstream position, took off his coat, jumped into the water, and struggled to swim to the place where the little girl rose and fell, the idea was good, but the speed of this swimming was really not flattering, it was estimated that the turtle went into the water, and it could surpass him far, far away while sleeping (the water was originally the main venue for the turtle, okay!). Xiao Yiyu), the slower he swam, the more anxious he became, and when he was in a hurry, he even choked a few mouthfuls of water, and even forgot his usual barely qualified swimming posture......

At the critical moment when he is likely to become the first 'martyr' to cross the clan, (saving people was not successful, but was drowned, I don't know if Xiao Yi will be rated as a martyr) A black shadow jumped into the river, like a black lightning wave to the little girl, Xiao Yi fixed his eyes and saw that the hero who went into the water to save the beauty was the foal 'cabbage' who followed him to the river to fish together (you have never caught a fish, okay, author's words).

"Sweat and blood, the god horse is incomparable, trekking through mountains and rivers is like walking on the ground!" This sentence suddenly appeared in Xiao Yi's mind, it seems that this is really not blowing, 'cabbage' swam to the girl's side at a fast speed, picked up her clothes, threw them on his back, and swam towards the shore easily......

When the 'cabbage' completed the heroic feat of saving the beauty, Xiao Yi was still struggling desperately in the river, not only did he not go up, but at this time he was about to sink to the bottom like a weighing stone......

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"How to rescue a person who has fallen into the water"? Looking at the little girl who had stopped breathing, Xiao Yat began to recall the various first aid methods he had learned in the TV series in his previous life.

Clean up the mud and sand in her mouth and nose, control the stagnant water in her stomach, pinch her nose to give her artificial respiration, take off her wet clothes and dry them, and then put on a ...... for her, the method is correct, looking at the little girl who has regained her breath, Xiao Yi finally let out a sigh of relief, "Save someone's life, it's better to burn ten bundles of high incense!" ”

If you're saving a modern-day little girl who might cry out when she wakes up, all you need is a lollipop!

If you're saving a big girl in modern times, she might wake up and hold your shoulders for comfort, maybe have a romance with you, and all you need is a rose!

But when you save an ancient version of a little girl, when she comes to her senses......

"You see my body, you have to marry me"! After the little girl in red came to her senses, she stood in front of Xiao Yi and roared loudly.

Xiao Yat thought about 10,000 possibilities, "The little girl may cry, she may let herself send her home, and she may let herself tell her stories......

But he never thought that he would be forced to marry by a little girl......

'I was there to save you, and you almost drowned in the river!' Xiao Yat told her why.

"You look at my body, you have to marry me!

'If I don't undress you, you'll get sick,...... ' Xiao Yat explained to her the necessity of protecting against the cold.

"You look at my body, you have to marry me!

"I'm a Taoist priest, I can't take a wife!" In desperation, Xiao Yat began to use deception.

"You look at my body, you have to marry me!

"I'll tell you a story......" Xiao Yat decided to change the subject.

"You look at my body, you have to marry me!

"It's 'cabbage' that saves you, not me! …… Xiao Yat began to look for a scapegoat.

"You look at my body, you have to marry me!

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"Okay, I'll marry you!" Xiao Yi squatted on the ground and held his head, completely helpless at this little girl who had been roaring in front of him, and turned over and over the sentence: 'You have to marry me!' It seems that the unreasonableness of women has not changed in the slightest with the flow of history.

"Engagement token"! The little girl stretched out a delicate little hand, and her nose was raised high, with the posture of a victor.

"Ahh Whose little girl is this? ”

Xiao Yi, who accepted his fate, began to grope on his body, Yu Pei, no! Bracelet, no! Copper coins, or not! …… He didn't seem to wear anything on his body except clothes, and he usually wrote a white note directly about anything he needed, looking at the little girl stubbornly stretching out her little hand, Xiao Yi was about to consider whether to take off a shoe of his own as a token, and the touch on his neck reminded him of --- necklace.

In order to commemorate the rest of his life and prove his courage, Xiao Yi used the four sharp wolf teeth to make a necklace and hang it around his neck to make his own talisman.

took off a wolf tooth, took out a silk thread from the clothes and strung it, hung it around the little girl's neck, and then Xiao Yi said sincerely: "This is my heirloom, my grandfather's grandfather's grandfather...... What I left for me is now given to you as a token of engagement. ”

Seeing the little girl put on the wolf tooth necklace with a happy face, Xiao Yi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Your name is Wuchou?"

"Hmmm! Well? How do you know? ”

"Brother Wuwu is so stupid, it says on it!" The little girl pointed to the words 'no worries' on the wolf's teeth. It turns out that Xiao Yat has a habit of carving the word 'Wuwu' on everything he has like a label, including necklaces, arrow clusters, rice bowls, and water cups...... Even on the 'cabbage', he wanted to print the word 'no worries', but after thinking about it, he was afraid that others would confuse his name with the name of the horse, so he gave up.

This is not important, what matters is "Do you know words?" Xiao Yi was very surprised when he looked at the little girl in front of him.

This is not simple, you must know that the literacy rate in this era is very low, often there is no one who can read in a village, and literacy is basically monopolized by nobles and families. As for the education of girls, it is basically based on embroidery and female red, and only noble ladies from official families can teach a little word, and the rest are basically illiterate all their lives......

"I also give my brother Wuwu a token!" The little girl's eyes were very bright when she looked at Xiao Yi.

"You? Send me? Looking at the little girl, there was nothing else but the clothes he put on for her, and he had just looked at her barely, "Is it?" But? It's so small......"

Just when Xiao Yi was thinking about it, the little girl gently pulled up his right arm, smiled slightly, and showed a pair of cute little tiger teeth, and then, "Ah! ……”

"Let go! Yes! …… No, let go! Looking at the two rows of small tooth marks that were bitten out on his right arm, Xiao Yi wanted to cry without tears, this is a token for himself?

The left arm was bitten by a wolf's fang, and now the right arm is bitten by a man's tooth......

"Remember my name is Queen!" The little girl said proudly.

"Well, I see, you're my queen!" Xiao Yi grinned, and at the same time began to fantasize about whips, candles, and collars rushing towards him hand in hand......

"My name is Queen! ……”

"That's right, you're my queen! ……

"I said my name is Queen, Queen Guo!" The little girl cried out.

"Queen Guo? Queen Guo! Such a little girl is called a queen? What an alternative name, huh? And it sounds familiar......"

In the evening, after sending the 'queen' away, Xiao Yi, who was full of frustration, finally returned to the Taoist temple and looked at the tooth marks on his arm, "It hurts!" The flesh is deeply visible, and it is estimated that it will leave a scar, so let's find some medicine on the old way, in case of rabies! ……”

It was night, and Xiao Yat had nightmares, with words in his dreams: "Water! …… Yes! I didn't take off your clothes...... Token? …… Don't bite me...... Your Majesty! …… Whining! …… Whip......

Later generations have wild history records: [When Xiao Yi was a teenager, he met the Empress Guo of Emperor Wen of Wei by the river, and the queen of Guo's name, the two privately agreed to marry, and later ......]