Chapter 31: Angry Li Er
In the splendid Tai Chi Hall, Li Er was sitting on the desk, looking at a copy of "Smiling Proud Jianghu" in flying white font, looking at the handwriting, it seemed to be from a certain big person.
After a long time, Li Er threw the book on the ground, snorted coldly, and said, "It's really Sven scum, Sven scum!" Such a good piece of paper was used to write a book! Insulting Sven! If you don't learn, you can't do it! Obviously full of economy but being a monk, you say, you say, this shaft, shaft! ”
If Li Er knew that most of the tribute paper he gave to Cheng Biting Gold had been taken by Cheng Chubi to wipe his, I don't know if he would be even more angry.
"The saint is angry! Your Majesty should not injure the Holy Sacrament for the sake of a shaft. Li Zhong hurriedly said.
In fact, this Tang Dynasty is still full of simplicity, and in this era, scolding people will only scold the 'vertical son', 'not the son of man', 'the mother of you' and the like, there is no other way to scold people, it is simply primitive to weak.
"Okay, don't comfort me, if this shaft is not honed and honed well, it will be embarrassing in the future!" Li Er couldn't help but shake his head and said, the horses in the Tang Dynasty are not simple, most people are able to grasp military power, which is much better than the Ming and Song dynasties. However, Datang's colt is also quite dangerous, and he is cuckolded at every turn.
"Li Zhong, do you say that there is really "Dugu Nine Swords" in this world?" Suddenly, Li Er asked.
"This ...... This slave doesn't know. ”
"Do the people of the Dugu family really have the swordsmanship of "Dugu Nine Swords"?"
"The slave doesn't know."
"Do you know the Sunflower Book?"
"Slaves won't."
"Is there really a "Sunflower Treasure Book" in this big house?"
"The slave doesn't know."
“……”
Cheng Chubi seems to have underestimated the yearning of people in this era for rangers, I have to say that this time is the most popular era of rangers, when Pingyang Princess Pingding Guanzhong, which was composed of most of the rangers, and the most famous rangers in Datang are bearded guests and red whisk girls, the former is the sworn brother of Li Jing, the god of the Tang Dynasty, and the latter is Li Jing's wife. In the poems of the Tang Dynasty, there are countless descriptions of chivalry, all of which are true portrayals of chivalry. For example, Li Bai and Li Taibai, who are known to the world, are actually the most powerful thing about him is not his poetry, but his swordsmanship.
When he was young, Li Er was also full of yearning for the life of a ranger, but later the Li family won the world, and he also became the emperor, but deep down he was still a little interested in the ranger, so after Cheng Chubi's "Smiling Proud Jianghu" came out, it was not only popular among the people of the Tang Dynasty, but also introduced to the palace, and even Li Er watched a little half. Of course, as an emperor, he is also very distressed about these rangers, these guys draw their swords and kill people at every turn, and treat the laws of the Tang Dynasty as nothing, which is an incomparably headache.
"Da Da Da ......"
However, at this time, a figure ran towards the Taiji Hall in a panic.
"Your Majesty, General Jin Wuwei Zuo has something to report." Li Zhong walked out, and then came back quickly.
"Huh? What's the matter? Li Er's brows furrowed slightly.
Li Zhong hurriedly stepped forward and handed a piece of paper full of words to Li Er, Li Er took it and looked at it for a few seconds, his face full of haze.
"Damn, hateful, these remnants are not even dead, I have the heart to let you go, and you come out to do things again, good, good, good, I will fulfill you, I will fulfill you!" Li Er's face was full of anger and said, "This matter must be thoroughly investigated!" Whoever is involved in this, destroy his three tribes! ”
Angry, Li Er is absolutely angry.
"Father, God has the virtue of a good life, and now it is the time for my Tang Dynasty to implement benevolent government, how can one person die of his three clans because of the sin of one person?" A thin figure walked in from outside, thin and pale, as if he had just had a serious illness.
"What's coming?" Seeing his baby daughter coming, Li Er hurried forward.
This is the youngest daughter of Empress Changsun and Li Er, who was named Princess Jinyang, with a clear name and a milk name, Princess Jinyang is smart and kind, and has a gentle temperament. Every time Li Shimin got angry for some reason, she could know her father's psychology and slowly persuade her, which played a good role in protecting the ministers and others. Because she was raised by Li Shimin since she was a child, Princess Jinyang learned good calligraphy, especially Feibai. Compared with her father's, the flying white book she wrote was almost to the point of being fake. But alas, she died of illness at the age of thirteen.
As for the things outside, Cheng Chubi didn't know, he was still staring at the red pool of blood in front of him in a daze at this time, which was left after the person was killed just now.
There was still a disgusting smell in the air, and all the officials in the cells had changed, and they all became Jin Wuwei. Thinking that someone had just died in this room, Cheng Chubi really couldn't fall asleep.
"Brothers, can you change my room? Someone has just died in this room, and a certain family can't sleep here. Cheng Chubi shouted outside: "Brothers, for everyone's sake, for the sake of everyone being their own, can you change me to a separate cell?" ”
"Who is your brother? You are now a prisoner, does the prisoner know? Stay well in a certain house, otherwise it will make you look good. A thick roar sounded, and a tall, fat, strong and black figure walked in from outside, digging out the boogers as he walked, and came to the outside of Cheng Chubi's cell.
"You're yelling, someone is beating you." This is like a gorilla, the young general Jin Wuwei glared at Cheng Chubi with a pair of bull's eyes and said.
"Yu Chi Baolin, you bastard, let Lao Tzu out, Lao Tzu will kill you!" Cheng Chubi couldn't help but be furious, this big black man was none other than Yu Chi Gong's eldest son Yu Chi Baolin, the whole person was more than 1.9 meters tall, he was simply a black and strong gorilla.
"Boy, who do you say is a bastard!"
"No, I'm wrong, how can Brother Baolin be a bastard? Brother Pauling, you're a hairless gorilla! Cheng Chubi said.
"Cheng Xiaobai's face!"
"Captain Chi orangutan!"
"Cheng Xiaobai's face!"
"Captain Chi orangutan!"
“……”
The two scolded each other for a while, Cheng Chubi felt bored, returned to his bed and lay down, his brows furrowed slightly: "Didn't you say that people in ancient times were relatively short?" Why are these guys in Datang tall and strong? With such a strong fight, it's no wonder that those who were driven away were able to sweep across Europe. No, no, Datang is too dangerous, I have to recover all the previous battles, otherwise I don't know how to die! ”