Chapter 78: Bad Luck
The whole courtyard was silent for half a minute.
I saw Lin Jianqiu standing on the roof, at first glance, he had never practiced martial arts, and his standing was not very stable, although he was unstable, his momentum was there, and with his hand raised, the coarse cloth was lowered from the roof and covered the entire second floor.
In Lin Jianqiu's view, this is just a publicity material of the general size of an outdoor advertisement, working in a big city, you can see how big a billboard you have seen on the reinforced concrete high-rise building.
In fact, for Lin Jianqiu, in order to take care of these ancients who can clearly see the manuscripts he wrote, this area is not large, that is, the size of the jewelry billboard that hangs when the mall is entered.
But this size is nothing to modern people, but to the ancients, it is really unusual. You must know that the biggest signboard that can be seen in the entire flower street is nothing more than Mo Wenxuan's sign: his flags are higher than the poles of other houses.
"What is this...... What is it? ”
"This is a ...... It looks like we're a bandit! ”
It's full of words, and there are different paintings. These bandits didn't know much about words, so the first thing that attracted them was not the title, but the drawing.
"The big piece at the top is a cross-page style, of course, because it's not a magazine that can't turn the page, so it doesn't span the whole page. In short, this painting is the landscape of the village where you live and your backs. ”
Lin Jianqiu explained, in fact, these bandits don't know what cross-version is not cross-version, but this painting is drawn to people's hearts.
The black-and-white silhouette is drawn in black ink, drawing the stretch of bamboo forest as the background, and in the bamboo forest, the corner of the bandit village is exposed. This kind of painting is not unusual, it is nothing.
What made the bandits gain insight was the bunch of characters painted by Lin Jianqiu.
The Q version of the painting method is still adopted, the backs of cartoon characters gather in front of the village, the cuteness of the cartoon modifies the ferocity of the bandits, and behind these cartoon characters, the various weapons on their backs show the power of the bandits.
"Brothers, these figures in front of you are the leaders of various factions, according to the different weapons, as well as the different hair, you can find out which one you are. By the way, Brother Lin and Brother Liu, both of you use swords, but your hair is different, take a closer look......" Lin Jianqiu bent down, took out a bamboo pole, and pointed to the two cartoon characters.
I saw these two backs, both of which were cartoon backs with big heads and small bodies, and they were also carrying swords on their backs, but one was bald and the other was tied up. If you look closely, the styles of the two swords are also slightly different.
"Brothers! Find out which one is me? ”
"I see our head! Boss Zhao! You're in the top left corner, see you! ”
"That's good! This is fun and interesting! ”
For a while, all the people gathered in front of the bamboo building and raised their heads to find the avatar of their boss. There were more than 100 bandits, and 14 people were the little heads who had been drinking together yesterday.
Lin Jianqiu drew this picture according to the ranking given by Boss Qiu, except for these fourteen people, the other brothers replaced them with simple backs, or some of them were just small dots.
It's okay, but if you draw everyone, you don't have a sense of layering. Besides, the head is the head, and it has to be prominent.
"This is called the Dongpo Mountain Heroes." Lin Jianqiu couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, seeing that the bottom was densely packed with people, all staring at the manuscript he had written all night, and the satisfaction was indescribable.
Although in modern society, writing a manuscript in a magazine can be seen by thousands of people through mobile phones, and the audience is wider, but after all, the magazine is not its own, and now the Lin Group is its own. Coupled with the fact that these ancient people had never seen these things at all, Mo said that Lin Jianqiu's manuscripts were excellent drafts in modern times, and if he showed his second success, he could fool them.
At this moment, he took out fifty percent of his strength.
This painting has been scrapped for several times.
"Brother Lin, can you draw one for me alone? This kind of painting, Lao Tzu can understand it, the kind of bullshit thing painted by the old gentleman at the bottom of the mountain, Lao Tzu can't understand it! ”
"That's it! How beautiful this is, our boss is handsome! ”
"Brother Lin, what do you mean by the words written on the top of this cloth?"
"Invincible, how lonely!" The finch's voice was crisp, and when the title was pronounced like this, people's hearts rippled when they read it.
"This is good! Lao Tzu is invincible and lonely! ”
"That's right! Although we don't have girls, we are invincible! ”
"This is good! This is good! This writes out our awesomeness, but it also writes out the idea that we want our sister-in-law. ”
The bandits laughed one after another, they didn't have much culture, but the title was easy to understand, and today, this group of bandits can be regarded as an eye-opener. Even the most literate bookkeeper in the bandit village touched his goatee and gave a thumbs up.
"Boss, that's a good question. Invincible, how lonely it is, tsk, an old student can't write such a good sentence. Moreover, how did he come up with the idea of using such a large block to paint this painting, he has never seen it, and he has never seen this method. Mr. Bookkeeper stood beside Boss Qiu and was amazed.
And Boss Qiu was expressionless, just stretched out his hand and touched the tiger's head, and looked coldly at Lin Jianqiu standing on the top of the roof beam.
I saw that Lin Jianqiu was still gushing about this piece of "column" that made people feel novel, with pictures and words, in his mouth.
"This piece is a column for everyone, look, it is written "Fourteen Heroes of Dongpo Mountain", in the next few months, in this area, I will write a hero in each issue, and the stories of heroes. Of course, the brothers' story, I'll embellish it. ”
Wherever Lin Jianqiu introduced, everyone saw it.
Amazing.
"This is great, all of a sudden, the whole flower city knows Lao Tzu! Even if there are no girls coming up, it's worth it! ”
"Invincible, and lonely, just this kind of tone, girls like it!"
The bamboo pole in Lin Jianqiu's hand pointed to another place, and he saw that there were many animals depicted, including tigers, eagles, foxes, and the dense piles where they practiced.
"Here is mainly to introduce everyone's daily life to the people of Huajie." Lin Jianqiu pointed to a place: "You see, there are not only animals, but also swings, there are places where children like to play, and there are horizontal bars, parallel bars, ......."
"Wait!" The old man in the accounting room stretched out his hand and interrupted Lin Jianqiu's painting: "What swing, what horizontal bar?" What is this? We don't! ”
"Tsk!" Lin Jianqiu picked up the pole and pointed at the old man, and said: "You are all bandits, you fight and kill all day long, and the people below are afraid, it doesn't matter if you don't have it, build it if you don't have it!" This shows that there is a children's amusement park in the bandit village. Tell me, do kids like this kind of thing? ”
Everyone nodded.
"Then tell me about it, this swing, the place of Keju, and all kinds of things for children to play with, is it only available in big mansions, big businessmen, and big officials?"
Everyone nodded more and more, like a chicken pecking rice.
Hehe, in terms of a good living environment, in modern times, a piece of land was split out of the community to put fitness equipment, and now it is used in ancient times, and it is extremely useful.
"That's right, we don't have a girl, we don't have our own cubs, and we don't have these things, these things are only available in big families, if we have, don't we think we're pretty good?"
"yes, why didn't we think of it before!"
"Why don't you open another embroidery room on the mountain? Do you prefer that? ”
Everyone sighed at Lin Jianqiu's outstanding knowledge, gathered downstairs, and gave a thumbs up.
"Get down!" Boss Qiu opened his mouth coldly: "Run to the roof of Lao Tzu's house, make a rag to block the wind in the east, and destroy Lao Tzu's feng shui!" ! Hey Tiger! ”
When everyone looked at it, they saw that Boss Qiu's face was full of displeasure, his face was pale, and the whip in his hand trembled slightly, and the tiger also sensed the anger of his master and let out an angry roar.
Screamed.
The earthquake made the bamboo leaves of the surrounding bamboo groves tremble.