When a small village is piled up with Zhuge Kongming, Lu Bu, Zhang Fei, Xu Shu and other fierce people...... That...... In fact, it is still a small village.

In the vast territory of the Han family, it is just a little dispensable as dust.

Just like these romantic characters who turn the clouds and rain in a legend, they are actually human beings who need to eat, sleep, shit and fart.

And Li Ci doesn't know how the rest of the people saved together except for Zhang Fei, Xu Shu is a person who doesn't work, Lu Buna is an ancestor, and he can really slaughter the village if he is in a hurry, Li Ci doesn't think that with the thirty half-hung yellow turban wrestlers in his hand, he can do anything to this great god.

As for Xiao Liang...... The little girl has been very cute recently, and Li Ci really doesn't want her to come over to help, otherwise she will lose her prestige in front of outsiders.

So the two of them sat in a triangle, and Li Ci was outside stir-frying with smoke.

Xu Shu was trying in vain to talk to Sister Lu, chattering endlessly about his concept of enriching the country and strengthening the army.

Miss Lu, who was dressed in light-colored linen clothes, only silently scalded all the empty dishes with hot water, and her expression was calm and peaceful, like an ordinary gentle girl who carefully housed the house.

I couldn't imagine that the heads of people who were cut off by her own hands could be piled up into a mountain, but I was not afraid to come to Xu Shu.

He ran away after eating and drinking with Cao Cao for half a year, pointed at Tao Qian's nose and scolded the waste, and went straight down to Jiangdong in a small boat to make a vicious evaluation of the young Sun Ce with the words "died in the prime of life", and finally came back unscathed.

The chatter on this pair of Lubry was not too much in his opinion.

"Hey, General...... I'll tell you, you'll follow me... You conquer everything, the best in the world... I'm better, I... I'm... Yes! ”

Xu Shu didn't finish his sentence, and let out a miserable scream.

It's like a sparrow being pinched to death, and its internal organs and intestines are squeezed out.

Lu Bu's expression was calm, and he was still a little surprised and innocent, and he glanced at Xu Shu and said:

"You can't ......"

That tone was like a good-tempered sister's somewhat helpless gentle lesson to the naughty brother.

At this time, Xu Shu was already speechless in pain, his hair was messy, and his face was pale.

The palm of his left hand on the table was pierced by a chopstick twisted by Lu Buxin's hand, and the chopsticks penetrated his hand more than once, and even under the woman's gentle poke, it pierced the tabletop, the tabletop and the palm, and was nailed to death by a wooden chopstick!

No matter how painful Xu Shu is, after all, he is just a down-and-out literati, and the chopsticks that penetrate his palm and nail three or four inches into the table are not something he can pull out at all.

Xu was injured in the blood vessels, and blood continued to ooze out around the wound filled with chopsticks, and a small circle of elm tables was lightly stained red, and the blood stained the annual rings of the wood, which was a very beautiful blurred red pattern.

Xiao Liang frowned, and poured a cup of rice wine sent by Father Zhou, the head of the village, which was a little turbid, like washing rice water.

He fell on the pool of blood and washed it away.

And whether the wine will seep into Xu Shu's wound or not, it doesn't matter to the little girl.

Glaring, Lu Bu said dissatisfied:

"Nausea is not disgusting, how to eat"

Lu Bu's slender white jade fingers tapped on the table and said:

"This bit of blood is disgusting, do you still want to fight for the world?"

Xiao Liang glanced at Lu Bu's hand, and he couldn't find the slightest flaw in his nails, and his whole body was even more spotless, which was a bit of the artistic conception of a pure immortal.

Looking at the perfect face that made most men unable to have blasphemy thoughts at hand, Xiao Liang was a little discouraged, and had to admit that this general, who fought all year round, was indeed more beautiful than himself, and he was really clean.

This kind of woman will make countless men all over the world worship as a god, and then make the top handful of men who can conquer the world want to conquer her.

"A truly good woman will worship the strong who conquer the world"

It is the greatest gift that God has given to men to obtain everything after conquering the world, but unfortunately, countless wastes who choose to worship and please women when they have nothing have refused to go to the throne......"

Thinking of a casual remark from a small talk about Li Ci, Xiao Liang's heart was inexplicably entangled, and the hostility towards Lu Bu that had dissipated a lot began to rise.

He asked, "When are you leaving?" ”

Lu Bu smiled: "It's definitely ...... to leave later than you."

Listening to Lu Bu's obviously provocative tone, Xiao Liang was slightly annoyed, and then smiled:

"The general wants to live in Youzhou for a long time, it's okay, but I'm afraid that if you don't have the general, Dong Zhuo's fat man will be ......very lonely for a long night."

Maybe things like meanness and poisonous tongue, as long as you are a woman, you can't learn from yourself.

Lu Bu, who always had a gentle expression that made people unable to see his emotions clearly, raised his eyes and asked, "Do you think I really can't kill you?" ”

To her surprise, after hearing her words, the little girl who had always been tit-for-tat with her did not fight back, but just reached out and pulled out the chopsticks inserted in Xu Shu's palm. The small half is stained blood red.

Ignoring Xu Shu, who was so painful that he almost fainted, and his head was on the table, Xiao Liang thought about how to phrase it and found a satisfactory word. Reply to Lu Budao

"I think you really think of me as a little girl...... But forget it, after all, here, I'm not Zhuge Kongming...... So let you be presumptuous,

But, Lu Fengxian, remember, I don't like your tone very much......

If you weren't allowed once, he would have to die an extra 100,000 soldiers in Liangzhou every day...... Believe it or not? ”

Lu Bu's face was still without sadness or joy, but the pupils of those eyes suddenly contracted.

What a regurgitation......

And at this time, a burst of meaty aroma of oil, salt, onion and ginger wafted in, and Li Ci entered the door with a plate of fried meat.

The half-dead Xu Shu sniffled weakly and smelled the fragrance, Lu Bu looked indifferent, only the little girl looked at him with a smile, and there was a little smugness between her eyebrows.

Li Ci saw that in her life pool, the pure green little dragon, with a scale in the middle of its forehead, turned purple in an instant, and it was conspicuous like cinnabar on a woman's forehead.

Although it is only a scale, according to the ancient book, it has changed from the dragon to the hidden dragon, the little emperor!

At this time, the Yellow Turban Zhang Bao ordered 70,000 troops to assemble and was marching towards Youzhou.

Ding Yuan, like a puppet, did not dare to move.

Youzhou Liu Yu, with confidence, looked at a fat man on the rattan chair with his eyes closed.

Youzhou Gongsun Zhan, the order to beat the drum, the three thousand white horse cavalry like sharp knife vanguards, thousands of miles away from Youzhou state, trying to block the enemy outside the state border.

In the imperial capital, the leader of the eunuch party, the big traitor Zhang Rang, was dressed in a magnificent brocade robe. Looking respectfully at the terminally ill and barely awake Son of Heaven on the dragon bed, Emperor Ling stretched out his palm, called the old eunuch who watched him grow up, and asked weakly, "Who should be the Son of Heaven?" ”

Dong Zhuo of Liangzhou began to instruct his henchmen to make the frame of the crown of the Son of Heaven, it is said that this state pastor is in a very good mood these days, and the treasures given to the concubines next to him every day are terrifying

Baicun Li Xi, after being shocked, just smiled and picked up a piece of meat and fed it to Xiao Liang, watching the little girl's lips shiny as she ate.

Xiao Liang said to Lu Bu and Xu Shu: "Remember who rewarded you for your stuttering today"