Chapter Twenty-Six: The Master of Bone Splitting

Although Zhao Ruixue was angry with him, she was reluctant to beat him, and said with a disgusted face: "When I was naughty, I didn't see Xianggong complaining about it, Xue'er kindly let Xianggong learn some kung fu to protect himself, and you complained bitterly as soon as you squatted on the horse, I really can't help you." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Xiao Nizi said this, but she stretched out her hand and helped Guan Shanyue to the chair in the room, and Zhang kneaded the muscles all over his body.

Xiao Nizi's technique is not light or heavy, just right, Guan Shanyue, who only pinched it, let out a comfortable moan, he closed his eyes while enjoying it and asked casually: "Xue'er, I have always had time to ask where you learned such a powerful martial arts, how can you say no to your husband?" I'm very curious about my husband. ”

Zhao Ruixue's face was pink, and she said hesitantly: "I...... I'm ...... I learned it all from my father. ”

Guan Shanyue saw that Zhao Ruixue's voice was like a mosquito and a fly, and he was very curious in his heart, he opened his eyes and grinned and asked: "I have never heard Xue'er mention my father-in-law, since I learned it from my father-in-law, what are you embarrassed to say?" ”

Zhao Ruixue, who wanted to say a word, suddenly turned crimson, glanced at Guan Shanyue, who was digging into the roots, and knew that if he didn't make it clear today, he would definitely not "give up", so he had to sigh, "My father is a monk of Shaolin Temple, now you are satisfied!" Xiao Nizi said this, but the strength in her hand increased a little, obviously not wanting people to know that her martial arts were learned from a monk.

Guan Shanyue was a little unhappy to see Xiao Nizi lying on the chair, so she hurriedly took the opportunity to come to a wicked person to sue first, pretending to be in pain with crooked eyebrows and squinting eyes, and shouted loudly: "Oh, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, you murder your husband!" ”

Zhao Ruixue saw that Guan Shanyue felt guilty in her heart, and hurriedly reduced her strength and asked with a concerned face: "It's all because the attack is not light or heavy, is this strength okay?" ”

Guan Shanyue grinned, "It's about the same, the familiar strength is the familiar feeling!" Xue'er, do you really have martial arts like that acupoint in this world? He felt that since Xue'er's martial arts were so good, he must also know some things on the rivers and lakes, and he sincerely asked for advice on this.

Zhao Ruixue used to be a little martial arts idiot, but after coming to the Guan family, she barely filled her stomach and still had the heart to practice martial arts, and it will be even more difficult to show it in front of people when she marries a wife in the future.

Now when Xiao Nizi heard Guan Shanyue ask about the things on the rivers and lakes, she suddenly came to her senses, her eyes lit up, and she said in a colorful voice: "Then naturally, there are not only some acupoints, but also profound kung fu such as acupoints in the air!" ”

Guan Shanyue's face was curious, and she smelled the doubts in her heart like pouring beans from a bamboo tube, "Xue'er, tell me more about the things on the rivers and lakes, are all the children of the rivers and lakes all heroes who do chivalry and righteousness for the heavens?" Is there any internal strength in the martial arts? Is there any kind of martial arts that fly off the wall and explode when you push it? Say it quickly, say it quickly, I'm curious! But he had the idea of inviting all the heroes of the world at the Duoyanwei Half Heroes Conference, and the entire "special forces" beheaded Huang Taiji.

Zhao Ruixue's big eyes widened, she stopped and looked Guan Shanyue up and down, and touched his forehead with her soft little hand, "Xianggong, you are so strange today, you are not active in practicing at all, why do you care about the affairs of the rivers and lakes now?" ”

Guan Shanyue got up by herself, pressed Zhao Ruixue to the chair without saying anything, and kneaded her diligently, "Our family is equal to men and women, and after the lady presses the father-in-law, the father-in-law has to press the mother-in-law, so you sit down and don't move." Lady, you can say that your information is of great use to your husband! ”

Zhao Ruixue hurriedly stood up from the chair and said with a panicked face: "Xianggong, this is unacceptable, I beat you to let you learn martial arts, and that is all in charge of the children." But how can there be a reason in the world for the master to serve the lady, if this is spread out, others will laugh at me for not keeping the woman's way. ”

Guan Shanyue now has a request for help, and Xiao Nizi serves him on weekdays, and what he can do is this massage, so he has to pretend to be angry and say: "You Xiao Nizi is going to be angry with me, why is it that Xianggong's words are getting worse and worse now?" You see the sky serving me with food, clothing, housing and transportation, I will press you a few times to hinder something, and no one can care about our little love. Xue'er, tell me my problem, I'm already itching for a husband. ”

Zhao Ruixue, who was confused, had never enjoyed this kind of treatment, and after struggling for a long time, she saw Guan Shanyue, who was unable to hold on, so she had to sit on the chair stiffly, "The rivers and lakes are very large, and different regions are naturally divided into different sects, but I have seen little and little, and I only know the big schools like Shaolin, Wudang, Emei and Qingcheng, and I don't know the others." The sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes are good-sounding, but in fact, not all of them are chivalrous and righteous, and some of them rely on their strong martial arts to help and abuse or even cause trouble. Although the dead soldiers around Gonggong Wei are now loyal to me and Yan Wei, the past may not be glorious. The eaves and internal strength are there, but the kung fu that the prince said will explode with a push is unheard of. Storytellers had better exaggerate in order to attract everyone to hear, but I had heard a few books when I was wandering, and I had never heard them say anything about the martial arts that exploded when they pushed in the mouth of the prime minister. ”

Guan Shanyue nodded with a loss, it seems that the martial arts people in the rivers and lakes also have fame and fortune disputes, and they are not much different from ordinary people, it seems that they will definitely not do it if they are asked to work for no reason under the guise of the country, he immediately dispelled this idea.

Although the reality is very cruel, Guan Shanyue only frowned, and praised with a smile: "Hey, Xue'er knows so much, I don't know a lot yet." Oh, by the way, I know there are monks in the Shaolin Temple, haha. By the way, what is the name of your martial arts, Xue'er? It's really tight to look at. ”

After receiving the praise of her sweetheart, Zhao Ruixue's heart was like eating honey, and she was overjoyed, "My martial arts are called Xiao Grab, if you want to learn from Xianggong, I can teach you." ”

As soon as Guan Shanyue heard that she could teach herself, she was about to kneel down in front of Zhao Ruixue even if she slammed it, and said ecstatically: "Master Xue'er, do you have the kind of kung fu that doesn't squat and teach me quickly?" ”

Zhao Ruixue reacted quickly, hurriedly dodged and hugged Guan Shanyue, and said embarrassedly: "You are so naughty, how can you think of one out like a child, and there is a reason in the world for a husband to kneel for his wife." This little grappler is not difficult to learn, but it is not possible to use it flexibly, and you have to work hard. ”

Xiao Nizi exerted her strength in her hands, and Guan Shanyue, who was frowning and winning, couldn't kneel down anymore even if she was supported, "Lady, you discipline me, Xianggong is the kind of martial arts wizard who is one in a million, and I will definitely be your good apprentice and carry forward this little grappler." ”

Zhao Ruixue rolled her eyes, she originally wanted to wait for Guan Shanyue to have some foundation before teaching this little grappling skill, because her little husband can't pick up his shoulders and can't support it now, and the sad thing is that he doesn't touch any point of speed, strength, and explosiveness, even if he has excellent kung fu, he can't use it.

But sooner or later, it is taught, but fortunately, this little grappler uses some ingenuity to use human joints to exert force, and Xiao Nizi is not willing to discourage Guan Shanyue's enthusiasm, so she immediately demonstrated and explained to Guan Shanyue in the house.

What arhats break branches, Taigong swings flags, leads sheep, and touches beads on the top of the Buddha...... Zhao Ruixue broke it open and crumpled it and took the trouble to explain it to Guan Shanyue over and over again, but he was the first two to look at it in the clouds, and just now he thought that he was the kind of martial arts wizard who had never met in a hundred years, and when he landed, he was like a deflated balloon, and he no longer had the arrogance just now.

"I don't learn, I don't learn, I haven't learned a trick for a long time. The movements of this small grappling hand are too small and too fine, and I am still suitable for what kind of martial arts of big opening and closing. Guan Shanyue didn't find the reason from himself, but cheekily complained about the little grappler, and he didn't want to practice the little grappler There are thousands of people who want to do it well, and it is not good in his hands.

Zhao Ruixue still didn't know the reason, so she had to comfort: "This learning martial arts is not an overnight thing, it's all because Xue'er is anxious, I still have a set of big grappling hands that must be suitable for Xianggong you, but some of these moves require higher strength, Xianggong, you can practice more in the future." ”

Don't Xiao Nizi be so relieved, Guan Shanyue's originally frustrated mood has improved, "Okay, okay, Xue'er come out quickly, as soon as I hear the name of the big grappler, it is more powerful than the little grappler." ”

Zhao Ruixue was amused by the childish Guan Shanyue and smiled, smiling like a flower, "Xianggong, big is not necessarily better than small, more is not necessarily better than less, you can't judge the level of this martial art from the name, so you will definitely suffer in the future." ”

Guan Shanyue was already itching, and hurriedly nodded to indicate that she knew, but she didn't pay attention to it at all.

Even if Zhao Ruixue demonstrated the big grappling hand again, this set of kung fu is obviously not as smooth and skilled as the small grappler, and it seems that Xiao Nizi is not proficient in everything.

Guan Shanyue's eyes lit up when he saw this big grappler, he felt that this kung fu was still his appetite, but he did whatever he wanted, he forgot it while learning in front of him, and the angry little girl stomped her feet, and she almost shed tears.

But fortunately, there was something to gain, and what made Zhao Ruixue happy was that although Guan Shanyue practiced for a few days in a row, she didn't remember any tricks, but she learned to unload her arms, legs, and chin crookedly.

Among them, the speed of this cargo to unload the chin is simply shocking, it is simply as fast as lightning to catch, don't let him touch your chin, as long as you touch it, it will definitely fall.

Guan Shanyue was overjoyed after learning this hand, he regarded himself as a master of bone dismantling, and he felt that if he had been in contact with this industry earlier, there would definitely be nothing wrong with the old lady of Shuangqiao. However, he only learned martial arts for fun, and he didn't have any longevity, he only learned to dismantle bones and went out to show off before he learned to pretend to be bones.

Now Guan Shanyue is like a frog sitting in a well and watching the sky, he thinks that he has achieved great martial arts, and now he catches the acquaintances around him and unloads people's chins unexpectedly, but he will only dismantle it if he can't get home.

He was so happy that he laughed, but he just made Zhao Ruixue full of faces, not to mention the acropolis, and he had to compensate people vigorously.

This is not Zhao Ruixue's cooking skills, Guan Shanyue ran out and unloaded Wei Liangqing's chin. Wei Zhongxian was scolding and chasing him with a knife, turning around in circles, making chickens and dogs jump nearby.

Wei Zhongxian's seven tricks were smoking, and he scolded while chasing, "As soon as I entered the house, I knew that your kid didn't hold back his fart, my grandfather and I ate well and provoked you, as soon as you kid stretched out his hand, he took off Liangqing's chin, do you lack virtue or not?" Loss Liangqing kindly beckoned you to sit down and eat together, I never thought that the disaster would come to our heads, you took off your chin and you pretended to be right for us, you beast even pretended to be crooked, it's really annoying, see if I don't I chop the paws of your little rabbit. You really have the ability, you go to the woe after the gold of the wild boar skins! ”

Guan Shanyue now also felt that she had achieved great achievements, and shouted arrogantly at Wei Zhongxian behind her while running: "Brother Wei, don't be a master, I don't dare, I will put on makeup and go to Houjin's bazaar tomorrow to give our Duoyan Acropolis a prestige!" ”

Zhao Ruixue, who had long been accustomed to this, had just finished putting Wei Liangqing's chin on it, and when she heard Guan Shanyue's words, she jumped up angrily, stopping Wei Zhongxian, who was already out of breath, and waved her hand at the sweaty Guan Shanyue with a smile on her face, "Xianggong, let's go eat when the rice is ready." Xue'er heard that you are going to Houjin, I have a few words to explain here. ”

Guan Shanyue couldn't hear what Zhao Ruixue said, the ghost knew that Xiao Nizi was going to take the opportunity to clean herself up, and said with a grin: "Hehe, Brother Wei, I just saw that your food is much better than mine, I will go to your house to eat today, Xue'er, you go home and eat first!" ”

Zhao Ruixue smiled and bowed to Guan Shanyue, "If Xianggong doesn't go home to eat, just squeeze and sleep with Gonggong Wei at night." ”

After Xiao Nizi finished speaking, she left Guan Shanyue, who was at a loss, and returned to the house without looking back.