Chapter 391: The Monkey Talks! (Ask for a subscription!) )
Today's "Twelve Restaurants" is extremely popular, and the hall on the first floor is full of seats - it is really full, and there is not a single vacant seat.
However, the room was not particularly crowded, because except for these sitting customers, there were no extra customers in the restaurant, and everyone else was invited out......
Before noon, the restaurant had no sign of preparing for dinner.
The customers in the hall were not in a hurry, they were all chatting happily, because for them, it was a great honor to be able to sit here at this time......
At this time, the shopkeeper of the restaurant Zhou Quan walked out, signaled everyone to be quiet, and then said: "First of all, thank you for patronizing our twelve restaurants!" ”
These words caused sparse applause, and most of them were led by the young people in the restaurant, because those customers thought to themselves, everyone is here for free, if it is not free, who will come? You're thankful, aren't you stupid?
Zhou Quan didn't care, and said: "Our restaurant has lunch at noon, and I hope you don't have to worry." Before that, the restaurant has prepared some small programs for everyone, I hope you like it! ”
After speaking, Zhou Quan retreated, and the customers in the hall were confused when they heard what he said: Your restaurant still has a show? What kind of!
At this time, Lu Yuner had already walked down from the second floor, with apprehension and nervousness on his face, after all, it was the first time to tell a story in front of so many people, and it was fake not to be nervous......
When everyone saw the young man coming down from the second floor to the table in front of the hall, they were all very curious, what was this going to do?
Lu Yuner glanced back at the second floor, just in time to see Zhang Twelve nodding at him, his heart calmed down a little, cleared his throat, and spoke: "The poem says: Chaos is not divided into heaven and earth, and no one sees it. Since Pangu opened Hongmeng, it has opened up from Ziqing to distinguish ......"
When Lu Yun'er first started speaking, everyone was still at a loss, only thinking that the things that this young man had never heard before, as if they had a little meaning, until he heard the monkey jumping out of the stone, his eyes were full of brilliance and surprise.
Then when I heard that the monkey jumped into the water curtain cave and finally became the monkey king, I couldn't help but shout hello!
Lu Yuner was still a little nervous at the beginning, but after talking for a while, everyone present cheered like this, which he didn't expect.
When I looked at it again, the expressions of the people were no different from those of the children who had just heard his story, and I was relieved: it turned out that everyone liked to hear this story!
Zhang Twelve on the second floor saw that Lu Yuner had gradually entered the country, so he smiled happily and said to Lu Fujing next to him: "See what I say?" Yun'er talks about this, and there is no problem at all! ”
"Shhhh Don't talk! ”
Lu Fujing didn't even look at him, she came directly, Zhang Twelve looked sideways, okay! Lu Fujing and the Holy Maiden of Yue Kingdom all looked at Lu Yuner downstairs intently, listening with relish......
Rao is Qin Yutong has heard this story, and at this time he is also serious, and he will smile when he hears the interesting places, which shows how attractive this story is to them!
Seeing this scene, Zhang Twelve was not angry, doesn't this mean that his idea worked? Even their own people are fascinated by it, let alone others?
At this time, the restaurant was very quiet, only Lu Yuner's voice echoed in the restaurant, everyone held their breath, for fear of missing a little detail, and no one shouted to open the meal, for them, this story is much more important and interesting than eating......
The story also progressed layer by layer, going deep into the monkey's apprenticeship, when they heard that the monkey had learned seventy-two changes and a heel of 108,000 miles, when had everyone seen such a big brain hole?
One hundred and eight thousand miles, the land of Datang is not so long, right?
Seventy-two changes? If I could, what would I become? Is it going to turn into a little bee and fly to a woman's boudoir......
Everyone's thoughts were led by Lu Yuner's story all the way, with the monkey returning from learning, and then the monkey defeated the Bull Demon King and raised his eyebrows for the monkeys, everyone's enthusiasm reached its peak, and they shouted and cheered!
Seeing this scene, Zhang Twelve couldn't help but think that in the era he lived in, everyone watched Hollywood blockbusters and worshiped the American superheroes in them, and now, looking at everyone's excitement and enthusiasm, it seems that Sun Monkey is a Chinese-style superhero!
And the people who stayed outside the restaurant before because they didn't grab a seat in the "Twelve Restaurants" were surprised to find that why the restaurant was sometimes quiet and scary, and sometimes the shouts were shocking?
In the end, the story came to an abrupt end when Heavenly Court sent Tai Bai Xing to summon the monkey to Heavenly Court to be a Bi Ma Wen after learning about the monkey's magical powers......
Lu Yuner bowed to everyone and went back to the second floor directly......
Everyone just heard the key point, but they didn't want Lu Yun'er to stop talking about it suddenly, but they were suffocated, and shouted directly-
"What's going on? What about the rest of the story? Hurry up! ”
"Did the monkey go to Heaven or not? Hurry to die! ”
"Needless to say, how could a monkey with such great ability go to Heaven to be a Bi Ma Wen?"
"No, no matter how great the monkey's ability is, he has to be under the control of Heaven!"
“…………”
The quarrels downstairs came one after another, and Lu Yuner had already come to the second floor, looked at Zhang Twelve and asked a little shyly, "Sir, is it okay to speak?" ”
At this moment, Lu Yuner was even more nervous than when he first told the story, and he looked at Zhang Twelve with blank eyes, wanting to hear what he had to say.
Zhang Twelve didn't even think about it, and said directly: "Tell a story, I'm not as good as you!" ”
"Really?"
Lu Yuner's eyes were shining.
"Of course, when did the gentleman lie to you!"
“…………”
Seeing Lu Yuner's unconvinced expression, Zhang Tshi's old face suddenly turned red, and he kicked him in the ass, muttering in his mouth: "Lao Tzu doesn't believe it when he tells the truth, and he begs ...... beating."
Lu Yuner dodged with a smile on his face, with a satisfied expression......
Lu Yun'er left, and Lu Fujing asked, "What you said is true?" ”
"Of course!"
In terms of storytelling alone, Lu Yuner is definitely much stronger than him.
Because Zhang Twelve just knows the story, but Lu Yuner tells it to others every day, and he also cooperates with the thunder fighting by death, and the positioning of each character is very accurate, so he can speak it with ease and grasp it very well!
And every time he paused, it was just right, especially since this guy had completely learned the essence of Zhang Twelve's broken chapters, and he had surpassed it, which could be heard from the noisy arguments downstairs......
Looking at Lu Fujing's still slightly fiery eyes, Zhang Twelve was dissatisfied: "What, you still don't believe it?" ”
"Faith!"
"And what are you?"
"Did the monkey go to Heaven or not?"
“…………”
This, I didn't expect Lu Fujing to be addicted......
"Yun'er will talk about it tomorrow, you just wait to listen to it tomorrow!"
"Not good!"
This time, it was not only Lu Fujing who was dissatisfied, but even the saint of Yue Guo next to her echoed it.
Before, the saintess of Yue Guo didn't know what the story Zhang Twelve told was, but when she heard it today, she was deeply immersed in it - there is such a novel story in this world?
But the annoying thing is, why don't you talk about the key points when you hear them?
Just now, the maid Xiaohuan said that Zhang Twelve told stories like this before, and every time he arrived at a critical point, he would get stuck and hang people's appetites, so Lu Fujing and the saint of Yue Guo had long been dissatisfied......
Seeing the performance of the two women, Zhang Twelve didn't know whether he should cry or laugh............
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When everyone downstairs was arguing one after another, Zhou Quan had already walked out with a smile.
"Everyone, listen to me quietly!"
The people who were arguing just now stopped immediately when they saw Zhou Quan come out, and someone took the lead in coaxing: "Shopkeeper, keep talking!" ”
"That's right, shopkeeper, did the monkey go to Heaven or not?"
“…………”
Zhou Quan also smiled bitterly, it was the first time he had heard this story, and it was similar to the thoughts of this group of people, and he also wanted to know if the monkey had gone to heaven!
However, the monkey went upstairs...... Oh, no, it's Lu Yuner who went upstairs, and the monkey didn't go to heaven and could only be revealed tomorrow......
Thinking of this, Zhou Quan was very excited: It seems that Childe's method is going to work!
"Ladies and gentlemen, since lunch has arrived, this story has naturally stopped—if you want to hear the story, then it's not too late to listen to it after eating!"
"We're not eating, let's finish the story first!"
"That's right! Can't we spend money? ”
"Otherwise, it won't be free, and we'll pay for the meal as usual later, why don't you tell the story first!"
“…………”
The voice of the masses is strong, and the desire for the story is also sincere, but Zhou Quan can't help it, so he can only smile and say: "Your mood Zhou can also understand, to be honest, this story Zhou is also the first time to hear about it, don't talk about you, I can't wait to pull our little gentleman to tell me now, whether this monkey went to heaven to be this Bi Ma Wen or stayed in Huaguo Mountain to be the monkey king!" ”
Then he sighed and said, "Hey, but he doesn't say it!" What can I do? Forcing the little gentleman to be anxious, no one can hear the story, right? ”
Hearing him say this, everyone also thinks it makes sense, the story is in people's heads, if they make people unhappy and don't tell it, they still listen to a ghost?
Then the people ceased to speak, but listened to Zhou Quan.
Seeing that his words worked well, Zhou Quan was a little proud, so he began to tell Zhang Twelve what he had explained before.
According to Zhang Twelve's statement, in the future, the "Twelve Restaurants" will open the door to tell stories from the time of day, and at the end of the day, and then start to eat at noon, and then continue to tell stories from time to time after eating, and start to eat dinner at the end of Shen, and start to eat dinner at the time of You......
And every hour onwards, as soon as the hall is full, the door is closed to tell stories, and no one else who can enter can hear it.
In the afternoon, too, if you want to listen to a story, you have to sit in a seat, and everyone who listens to the story here has to eat, and this story is equivalent to a meal gift......
Hearing this, everyone was in an uproar, excited that they could enter the restaurant today, and at the same time worried about whether they could come in tomorrow morning, but they had already decided in their hearts that they would not leave after eating, and they wanted to listen to the story of the afternoon!
And those who had decided to go to "smell the fragrance" and drink after eating a free meal here also dispelled this idea, drinking wine, but listening to the story!
Isn't it just ten taels and one pound, I used to drink it, and now I drink it, besides, the food here is much better than "smelling the fragrance", and there is such a wonderful story to listen to, so I think about it, it's too cost-effective!
Most of the others had this idea, so after serving the free food and wine, these people ordered a lot of more food and spirits.
Because they are coming to eat free meals, many people at the table are patched together and don't know each other, but now they have a common topic of monkeys, and they talk happily, and they suddenly feel that they hate to see each other late, how can ten dishes be enough? How can a pound of spirits be enough?
So, it was said that it was free, but the meals and spirits in the restaurant were more than actually sold, and the kitchen was busy with Xiao Er, and Zhou Quan laughed off his big teeth: Follow the son, it's enjoyable!
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In the wing room on the third floor, Zhang Twelve talked about dry mouth......
When the story came to the Heavenly Palace, Zhang Twelve stopped again, which immediately attracted the extreme dissatisfaction of Lu Fujing and the two daughters of the Holy Maiden of Yue Kingdom - you, why are you still out of context?
Zhang Twelve wanted to cry without tears, God was pitiful, he didn't really want to break the chapter, it was because he had been talking for so long, he was too thirsty!
When Lu Yuner spoke, there was a pause to rest, and someone brought tea and water, but he was completely dry!
After talking for so long, my mouth is dry now, and my hungry chest is attached to my belly, and the iron man can't stand it, let alone his meat?
So Zhang Twelve protested, and it happened that the next person also brought food, Chen Qiaoxi hurriedly came over to play the round, Zhang Twelve was liberated, and had the opportunity to take a breath, drink saliva, and eat a mouthful of food......
Full of wine and food, Zhang Twelve escaped directly under the pretext of going to the toilet......
He doesn't want to talk about it anymore......
After Lu Fujing knew that Zhang Twelve had escaped, she was angry for a while, clenched her fists and vowed to beat Zhang Twelve; And the saintess of Yue Guo also clenched her fists and beat - she can't beat Zhang Twelve, this anger!
Why did this man leave himself behind?
Fortunately, there are stories to listen to in the afternoon, and the saint of Yue Guo is not so anxious......
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Smell the incense, in the wing room on the second floor.
Yang Zexin was pouring himself a drink, and the young man knocked on the door again and came in.
"How's it going, did you go in?"
Yang Zexin took a sip and asked.
"Childe, you can't get in!"
Thinking of what he had just encountered, the young man's face was incredulous, he thought that it wouldn't be long before those people in the "Twelve Restaurants" would come out after eating, so he pulled a few people to ask about the situation.
But after waiting for a long time, not to mention that someone came out, the "Twelve Restaurant" didn't even open the door once, and he even wondered if there was some kind of illegal activity going on inside......
Yang Zexin was also extremely puzzled when he heard this, and wanted to find his "informant" Lu San to inquire about the situation, but Lu San was afraid that he would not be able to get out of the "Twelve Restaurants" for a while, so he had to give up......