Chapter 219: Ancient Contraceptive Methods

(3rd Watch)

According to later generations, if there is one department that is not responsible for mistakes, it is the Meteorological Bureau. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info In the early Tang Dynasty, the transmission of information was inconvenient, even if Qin Tianjian said that there was rain, and when it reached the locality, it might have been in good hands several times, so the people learned to observe and learn, and proverbs were one of them.

Jin Yu admitted that if it weren't for Chen Rui's reminder, the wheat yield on his Zhuangzi would have been reduced a lot. Fortunately, the wheat in the field was harvested before the heavy rain came, and when the weather turned clear, the wheat was crushed out and dried.

Sitting and listening to the rain hitting the plantains, it was very wet, but unfortunately Yang Ying still couldn't wipe her face, so she let Jin Yu carry a gun to harass Xuanxuan in the middle of the night.

For her husband, Xuanxuan was originally far away, which was a kind of admiration, but now that she has lost that aura, all that remains is warmth, because Jin Yu is really good to her.

"Husband, although Daoist Qingxiazi is a little sloppy, he is still very handsome." After lingering, Xuanxuan lay in Jin Yu's arms and drew circles on Jin Yu's chest with her fingers.

"That's an old demon, you don't have to expect to be like him in the future." His own woman praised others in front of him, and Jin Yu felt a little apprehensive in his heart, "You say that, do you have a crush on that old demon?" ”

"The concubine's heart for her husband, doesn't the husband know it?" Xuanxuan was a little aggrieved, stretched out her hand and patted Jin Yu, and then felt that the way she asked was wrong, and asked directly: "A few days ago, the concubine heard some rumors that her husband was angry and rushed to the crown for the sake of "for" "

"For what?" Jin Yu's big hand was raised and landed on the Jinyu group, making a crisp "pop" sound, "You actually believe the nonsense of those people outside?" The hit"

"Yes, the concubine should be beaten." Xuanxuan's eyes were like silk, a little emotional, she actually just wanted to understand whether her husband dared to be interested in men, and from the actual actions of the past few days, she was really not that kind of person.

Jin Yu heard something strange from Xuanxuan's voice, he didn't expect his second wife to have masochistic tendencies''' It's too evil'''''' the spring breeze was proud, and he stepped through the Yumen Pass several times''''''

Xuanxuan is not a "little white" like Yang Ying, and she kept some seeds for the first time, but because of the probability, she still became popular. Since that time, Jin Yu has been paying attention every time, and he wants to fool Yang Ying to get by, but it's a pity that Xuanxuan has heard a lot and doesn't believe Jin Yu's set.

"Husband doesn't want children?" Xuanxuan finally couldn't hold back and asked the question in her heart.

"Oh? Why do you ask that? Jin Yu raised his eyebrows and asked.

"Because my husband lets the concubine like that every time" Xuanxuan had some resentment, which also showed that she understood that she just pretended not to know before.

"Uh'''" Hearing Xuanxuan say this, Jin Yu knew that he couldn't hide it anymore, sighed, and confessed: "Alas, it's not that I don't want it, it's just that the eldest lady has always been too young before, so I made up such a statement to fool her." ”

"Too small?" Xuanxuan didn't know why, and asked suspiciously.

"It's just that the head hasn't grown yet, do you know why there are so many corpses with two lives? It's because he is too young to grow tall, but he wants to give birth to a big fat boy with such a small person, the risk is too high, and he doesn't dare to take risks as a husband. "The principle of eugenics is too troublesome to talk about, so Jin Yu made a very vivid analogy.

"That husband really loves the eldest lady." Xuanxuan tasted a little, and the air was filled with the smell of vinegar.

"It hurts Xuanxuan for her husband, why don't you ask you, don't you understand?" Since the words have come to this point, Jin Yu directly made it clear, "You can't contain the fire in the paper, if you are born in front, wait for Ying'er to give birth to a baby one day, then how can you deal with the baby?" ”

"Well, the concubine understands, don't blame the husband." Xuanxuan is not stupid, as soon as Jin Yu said this, she understood, Yang Ying asked her to inherit the ancestry, but what about Yang Ying herself? It's okay if you give birth to a daughter, but if a son is under Yang Ying's name, what if Yang Ying gives birth to a son herself? How do you count your identity? …,

"No blame, in the end, I'm biased." Jin Yu confessed frankly, who let him live and die with Yang Ying?

"As long as the husband has a cheap concubine in his heart, the cheap concubine will be content and dare not ask for more." Xuanxuan muttered in Jin Yu's arms.

"Yes, yes, you two are fighting in it very uncomfortable." Jin Yu hugged Xuanxuan with his arm and said.

"The concubine doesn't fight for anything, and she doesn't embarrass her husband." Xuanxuan was empathetic and made her position.

"You've been wronged." Jin Yu looked at Xuanxuan like this, he felt uncomfortable, don't look at other people's three wives and four concubines are very beautiful, it is not good to replace himself, the harmonious family atmosphere is the best, if it is really stiff, he is really reluctant to abandon anyone.

"The concubine is not wronged, but the husband is wronged. The concubine used to hear her sister say that it was very uncomfortable for a man to endure pulling it out. In the end, Xuanxuan felt that the fire burned to the base of her neck, for fear of leaving a bad impression on Jin Yu.

"There's no way around that." Jin Yu knows this well, but there is no sleeve in these years, although Western countries later invented the use of sheep clothes, but that thing is still too thick, affecting the feeling''''''

"There's a way''''''," Xuanxuan said shyly, "as long as you hang a bag of musk on the bedside." ”

"Oh? Where did you hear that? Unlikely, right? A lot of words, "Jin Yu feels that it is not very reliable, and he has doubts, if it doesn't work'''''' this matter will be a big deal."

"Bee Diexuan's sisters are all like this'''''' husband Jun Mo asked, I'm ashamed to die''''''" Xuanxuan buried her head in Jin Yu's arms and refused to lift it.

"Is it foolproof? If that's the case, Xuanxuan is a great achievement" Jin Yu was overjoyed, and it felt too painful to pull it out often, and it is estimated that men don't like to do it.

"Well, the sisters all said it was easy to use" Xuanxuan was very happy to do something for Jin Yu and said shyly.

"Wouldn't it be bad for the body? A lot of words "Although Jin Yu is happy to have found a solution, he is more concerned about the impact on his woman's health."

"It's okay, when you want to have a child, just take care of it for a while."

"Haha" ''Great, I'll buy two packs and put them on tomorrow" Jin Yu put his mind at ease and said with a smile.

"Well, that husband will pity more cheap concubines in the future."

"Is that natural to stop pitying the lady once?" Jin Yu said evilly.

"Husband'''

(A few words are omitted here, and the rice tofu)

The storm turned into sporadic light raindrops that ticked down overnight, cooling off the early summer heat and making people feel extremely comfortable.

"Boy, poor Taoist temple, you are tired, your face is red, your kidneys are weak, young man, take it easy, the days are still long." Jin Yu ran to the river early in the morning, hoping to have some good luck to catch a big turtle, there is a turtle to eat is to replenish the vitality, I didn't expect Qingxiazi to come early in the morning to spoil the scenery.

"Cut, you always say that grapes are sour when you can't eat them, right? A lot of words, the kid is very strong. Jin Yu said stiffly, although he didn't feel unwell, Qingxiazi still has a way of seeing a doctor, but I don't know if he is fooling himself now.

"Huh, there will be no grapes in the poor Dao?" Qingxiazi said disdainfully, "Besides, the grapes are not sour, but have a slightly milky meat flavor." ”

"Cut, you just eat some grapes now, haven't you heard from anyone? The years are a pig-killing knife, purple grapes, black fungus, and soft bananas. Boy, your black-skinned banana is soft, isn't it? A lot of words," Jin Yu sneered at Qingxiazi and said.

"Ahhh Is it soft or not, do you want to try it? ”

Hearing Qingxiazi say this, Jin Yu had a chill, his hand shook, and he got on the pole. Luckily, a small fish, Jin Yu took the fish, handed it to Qingxiazi, and said with an evil smile: "The kid is not blessed, why don't you try this fish?" You look at the fish's mouth, how round, how wet it is, and how big it is, I guess it's a good match for your old banana, hehe. ”…,

"Ahhh

"You are angry, if you are angry, what will your apprentice do? You brought it back, so you can't just leave it alone, right? A lot of words" Jin Yu said with a hippie smile, and then suddenly pointed at Qingxiazi with surprise, anger, and disdain: "You shouldn't start poisoning children, right?" Quite a few words"

"Poisonous hands, poisonous hands, poisonous hands, poor Dao poisoned your kid" Qingxiazi was teased by Jin Yu and finally couldn't hold back her hands, pressed Jin Yu's neck, and pumped it on her back.

"Haha''''''" Qingxiazi didn't hurt, Jin Yu held his stomach, laughed heartily, and laughed with tears.

"Still laughing? Beware of the Shadowless Finger of the Poor Dao," Qingxiazi stretched out her finger and threatened viciously.

"Don't laugh, don't laugh" Jin Yu rubbed his stomach with his hands, he was laughing too arrogantly just now, and his stomach hurt a little, "To be honest, how are you going to arrange your mother?" ”

"Hmph, how else can it be arranged? Raise it, anyway, someone is waiting, if it weren't for the pity on your face at the beginning, do you think the poor road will take care of this idle matter? Qingxiazi snorted dissatisfiedly.

"Gotcha, yes, this has nothing to do with the kid, don't mess around." Jin Yu hurriedly brushed himself off, for fear that Qingxiazi would not be able to think of pushing the mother into his arms.

"Look at your guts," Qingxiazi said disdainfully, "What a good little girl, why are you afraid of being like this?" ”

"Woman is a tiger, have you ever heard of it?" Jin Woo retorted.

"That's when people love each other, and flowers bloom."

"You're right, then you can keep it for yourself, anyway, the kid doesn't care." Jin Yu hung up the bait, flicked the fishing rod, and threw the hook out. "Hey, by the way, I heard that musk hanging in the house can ward off evil spirits?"

"Hmph, if you want to be poor, can't you?" Qingxiazi snorted, "Then you kid tell Poor Dao first, what is a black fungus?" ”

"Haha''''''"

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