Chapter 15 useless Xiao Yi
It is always easy for people to establish deep friendships when they go through hardships together, at least on the surface, after three days of arduous grassland travel, the strange little caravan of five people quickly integrated into the whole and glowed with its own brilliance.
The first to be recognized by everyone is Cao Fatzi, as the leader of this small caravan, he is smiling every day, won the unanimous goodwill of everyone, after talking, we found that this fat man is very unusual, not only has an extremely sensitive business acumen, but also on the north and south of the river, both sides of the Yellow River, almost all places are well aware of the business situation, that business is easy to do, where there are famous local products, the heaviest tax, which transportation is the most convenient, he can say it 1510, and there is something to say, it is very thought-provoking.
Therefore, the leaders of the caravans were impressed by Cao Fatzi, who had been merchants all year round, but they knew that without years of business edification and more than ten years of business experience, they could not cultivate Cao Fatzi's ability; In private, someone has even secretly handed out a signal, hoping that Cao Fatzi can join his caravan in the future, as for the value, three words - good to discuss!
The second is the chef Fat Liu, a supernatural cooking skill, soon conquered everyone's stomach, just ask, far away from the hometown of the vast prairie, what can be more warm than eating an authentic hometown meal, as a result, every time to eat, there are always a large number of other caravan members running over to rub the rice, originally a meal of five people at a time, now at least 50 people to make enough to eat, fortunately Fat Liu brought the pot is big enough, otherwise it really can't make so many people's meals.
In addition, Fat Liu also has a peculiar ability, that is, to find a water source, no matter where to camp, no matter how desolate the place, Fat Liu can always find a fresh and clean water source in the first time according to the surrounding landform characteristics, which provides great convenience for the caravan's itinerary, and the perennial merchants know that when passing through the Gobi Desert, where water is scarce, a sip of water is a life!
When people asked him how he practiced this magical skill, Fat Liu first shook the fat on his stomach, and then touched his chin like someone is used to, and then said coolly: "As a cook, if you can't even find a water source, is it still a good cook?" ”
Xiao Bin and Da Niu were also quickly recognized by everyone, and even a little afraid, because both of them showed extremely strong force, and the sixty-four-pound mace in Da Niu's hand was the best proof, and the guards who knew the goods privately assessed that if you want to use such a heavy blade, you don't have the strength of more than 500 catties in your arms, otherwise you don't have to go into battle to kill the enemy, and you will exhaust yourself to death after dancing for two hours!
Xiao Bin's quick arrow can be called a hundred shots, whether it is a bird in the sky or a hare in the grass, there is no one who can escape under his hands, especially when he is on a horse, an arrow shoots the wild fox far away eighty paces away, and gets a perfect fox skin, which even caused a sensation in the caravan, such accurate archery, even in the Huns, who are known for riding and shooting, can be regarded as a marksman.
There are so many talents in a small caravan, everyone is surprised and all have the idea of pulling together, if you can pull over one or two for your own use, it is definitely a big help, so every time you go to camp, there are always a large number of lobbyists to come over, intentionally or unintentionally mention the ability, salary and other topics, the above four people are often invited by other caravans to dinner, the attitude is very good, talents, no matter where they go, will be valued.
Of the caravans of five people, four of them are talents, so what about the last one left? According to the ancient principle of dividing people into groups and things by like, everyone set their eyes on the last member of the small caravan, Xiao Yi, hoping to see what surprising skills he had......
After a few days of observation, everyone was disappointed, because this guy named Xiao Yi was so ordinary, he seemed to have only three things to do every day sitting in the truck, eating, sleeping, and watching the scenery!
Eat, eat more than anyone else, the size of a human head, two minutes thick meat pot helmet, others eat at most one meal and are full, Xiao Yi can eat three at a meal and keep talking, this amount of food, even the most edible big man in the caravan has to bow down.
Sleeping, better than anyone else can sleep, Xiao Yi is the last to get up every morning, and when he camps at sunset, he is the first to lay out his sheepskin mattress early and get into the quilt, that is, when he is in a hurry during the day, everyone can often see him lying in the truck and taking a nap, which is really a sleeping god.
Xiao Yi's only hobby is to sit on the roof of the car and watch the scenery, others have long been tired of seeing the prairie, but he is looking at it with relish, a lush grassland, a sunny and leeward hill, an abandoned camp, and even a clean water source, he can watch for a long time, with that natural and cute appearance, everyone unanimously determined that this is a teenager who came out of a small place and has never seen the world.
There are also good people who once secretly asked Cao Fatzi, why do you want to recruit Xiao Yi who can eat, sleep, but can't work? As a result, Cao Fatzi looked up to the sky and sighed, as if he had infinite grievances, and said, "Hey! It's hard to say, in this world, it's not easy to eat! ”
Suddenly, everyone's sympathy for Cao Fatzi was like a river bursting its banks, gushing endlessly, what a good person! is reluctant to abandon such a useless guy, such a character, such a mind, everyone praises it.
Looking at everyone's praising gestures, Cao Fatzi was scolding his mother in his heart, "You are a bunch of fools, you know something, it's all things with eyes and no beads, that's right, it's mixed rice, but that's Lao Tzu eating with others, to be precise, thousands of soldiers of the Xuanjia Army in the camp now, tens of thousands of defenders in Yanmen Gate, and tens of thousands of people in the surrounding vicinity, are all following this young master to eat......"
Since Cao Fatzi followed Xiao Yi in the Crouching Tiger Pavilion, it can be said that he has seen the growth of this demonic boy step by step, the fire in the Panlong River has witnessed the birth of this young man, the Yanmen Pass Riding and Archery Contest has a double eagle and two eagles to shock the three armies, a sword in the palace hall of Luoyang City to deter the ministers, the bloody battle by the Luoshui River, the conspiracy in the imperial garden, all of this is telling the world, how powerful is the young man who is lying on the roof of the car and sleeping lazily, a word can prosper the country, and a rage can also destroy the country!
Some other careful people also found that the people in this small caravan are very good, because they take very good care of Xiao Yi, and the chef Fat Liu will leave the best pot helmet that is the first to come out of the pot and baked to Xiao Yi every time he cooks, and there are only broth in other people's bowls, but there are always meat pieces in Xiao Yi's bowls; The big cow will be quietly waiting on the side with a mace when Xiao Yi sleeps, if the autumn wind rises, this brave man will also be very careful to put a blanket on Xiao Yi, even the extraordinarily cold, never talk to people Xiao Bin, every time he comes back from hunting, he will also roast the fattest rabbit hind legs and leave it to Xiao Yi, in short, everyone seems to take good care of him.
In this regard, Cao Fatzi's explanation to everyone is that Xiao Yi is the youngest in their caravan, and he doesn't know martial arts, and the child is pitiful, so should everyone take care of it! This kind of warm and reasonable explanation has won unanimous praise from everyone, and even some guys who are not happy in their caravans want to jump ship, such a team full of friendship is indeed worthy of everyone's envy.
As for the Xiao Yi who 'eats and sleeps, sleeps and eats' every day, everyone despises or despises, and when the contempt reaches the extreme, everyone has a feeling of pity, people live like Xiao Yi is miserable enough, no goal, no pursuit, no ability, the whole life is just eating and waiting for death, what else is there to say to such a person, so the caravan pushed him a nickname--- useless Xiao Yi!