Xiao Xiaorang, a leftover scholar, is a well-known painter in the capital. Xiao Xiaorang was originally a student of Hatoyama Academy, and his calligraphy was extremely bad, so he failed the exam for many years and was never able to graduate, and finally had no choice but to drop out. He has a special skill in the door, and is good at drawing portraits of things and people with simple brushes, and he paints quickly and vividly. After he dropped out, he relied on this specialty to honor the capital, and because of his lame studies, he was called a leftover scholar.

Although this painting technique is not in the eyes of painters of major genres, it is extremely popular in the capital. Because of work reasons, Wang Chuan and Xiao Xiaorang have been in contact for a long time, and in Wang Chuan's opinion, Xiao Xiaorang's painting skills are even more powerful than those sketch masters on the earth. Wang Chuan also suggested to Xiao Xiaorang that he wanted Xiao Xiaorang to go to those historical sites or other places with commemorative significance outside the city to paint portraits, and since then Xiao Xiaorang's business has become more and more prosperous, and his life has become more and more nourishing, and now his stomach is round and erect.

Therefore, Xiao Xiaorang was quite grateful to Wang Chuan, and repeatedly offered to give Wang Chuan a free portrait, but Wang Chuan refused with righteous words.

This guy's painting is too simple, and he will stop cooking directly with a little more artistic processing in the painting. The portrait that can't even be beautified, Wang Chuan really can't look at it.

After Wang Chuan gave the order, the soap-clothed colleague ran out.

The young man in the side hall behind him was full of energy, and he kept shouting, "Heaven and earth are infinite, I want to go to the moon". This sound is still like a bomb to everyone in the courtyard, and it may detonate at any time. A group of people listened to the shouting, and no one dared to make a noise anymore.

"Why isn't it noisy? Keep arguing! ”

Luo Ming, a colleague on duty yesterday, came out of the room next to him rubbing his eyes, looking like he had just woken up. Luo Ming opened his eyes, saw Wang Chuan, and said gratefully: "What's the matter with my Dao, it turns out that it was Lao Wang, you helped." I stayed up all night last night, and this morning they were so noisy that I shouted at the top of my voice all morning and no one listened, so I wanted to sleep first. I didn't expect you to solve it first. Thank you very much. ”

Wang Chuan said: "You think too much. I didn't help, they were scared of the one inside. By the way, don't call me Lao Wang. "It's not right to hear the name. Especially since he is a frequent visitor to the tavern next door, some people even call him "Lao Wang next door", which makes Wang Chuan very sensitive to this title.

"What are you kidding, how can we be scared by a madman?"

A fat dark middle-aged man in the courtyard shouted dissatisfiedly. But when he spoke, he couldn't hide the fear on his face, and his face was like a new era girl with heavy makeup, clearly distinguished from his neck, and became two colors.

Wang Chuan nodded secretly in his heart, this guy smeared the sunlight into eye shadow, threw his nose into the embrace of foam, and was a women's clothing boss in his previous life.

Luo Ming said disdainfully: "Then you continue to quarrel." ”

The fat black man was agitated by Luo Ming, and suddenly washed his face, and his face came back black, shouting: "How can you be such a fast catcher?" We've been arguing here all morning, you don't care, and you go to sleep! In vain, we call you an adult! I'm going to report you! ”

The echo sounded again and again:

"Yes! Oh, yes! What a break catches fast! ”

"If I can sleep fast, then I can enter six doors!"

"Wang!"

"Who brought the dog? Take it away, take it away! ”

"Wow!"

"Who the learns how to bark?"

This group of people did not have the slightest momentum when they were alone, and at this time they also realized that there were many people, and there were few righteous people in the six doors, so they were arrogant and arrogant, and they hated the same enemy, and they didn't even care about the previous quarrel.

Luo Ming looked disdainful, as if he hadn't heard.

Wang Chuan pushed Luo Ming and motioned for him to go back to the room first. This guy has always had a bad temper, and he is angry to get up, and the group of people in front of him are excited again, Wang Chuan is very worried that Luo Ming will have an anal relationship with someone.

Luo Ming also knew his temper, and pushed along Wang Chuan, and walked to the room.

However, when everyone in the courtyard saw the two retreating, they were even more energetic.

"You have the ability to beat me!"

"Report him!"

"Go to the Ministry of Officials and report him!"

"When to catch fast? Eat the and go! ”

"Woooooo

"Who the is learning to bark again?"

"Where's the a dog barking?"

"Rare and weird! This is the cry of the West Sea husky, which is a dog breed brought by Emperor Taizu from the West Sea in the past, and the breeding is scarce, and it is mostly seen in the palace! You don't know anything, you don't even know about huskies. Our daughter married into your family, it's a shame! ”

"It's noisy, it's a stinging person!"

"Woooooo

A group of people were arguing in a mess, and the more they talked, the more ugly they became. The six doors were suddenly more chaotic than the vegetable market, which made people angry.

"Mother's Xipi's!"

Wang Chuan gritted his teeth and suddenly turned around and went to the main hall.

Luo Ming grabbed him and gritted his teeth as well: "What are you doing inside?" Go outside and get all the people who patrol the streets. ”

Wang Chuan said coldly: "What colleagues are you looking for?" I'm going to get the one out there. ”

The young man in the side hall seemed to hear Wang Chuan's words, and the more excited he became: "Let go of me and let me go to heaven!" Let me go! I'm going to save my brother! I want to go to heaven! I'm going to kill! ”

The wolf's howl was like a magic spell hovering above the six gates, and the people in the courtyard immediately fell silent, looking at Wang Chuan in great panic, and no one dared to shout anymore.

Luo Ming understood, laughed "hey", and said, "You guys are noisy again!" Didn't you listen to me? Report me. Coincidentally, I don't bother to care about your, what does it matter to me whether you are good or bad? Why bother, because you can't sleep peacefully! ”

The fat black man from before had a slump in his face, and sneered: "I don't know anything about the grass people, so why bother adults?" If there is any conflict, please forgive me. That madman is bent on going to heaven, and the adults are still watching it closely, so don't let go. ”

In the end, everyone in front of him was in charge of Luo Ming, and it was inconvenient for Wang Chuan to interfere too much, or it was up to Luo Ming's opinion.

Luo Ming waved his hand and said, "That's it, Lao Tzu doesn't bother to bother with you." If you still need me to take care of you, just talk to me, and if you don't listen to me again, get out of here. I can't afford to wait! Damn, your family's affairs, Lao Tzu took over, it's interesting enough, you still don't know the smell of, quarrel with me! The dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people. ”

Everyone in the courtyard was afraid of the heavenly god of war in the side hall, and they were suppressed again, and they drooped their faces one by one, and said with a smile: "Your Excellency, your lord's said." The grass people are all up to you. ”

Seeing this, Wang Chuan didn't need to use himself anymore, so he said hello to Luo Ming and prepared to return to the side hall. He turned around, suddenly remembered something, ran to the next room, called a few janitors on duty, and helped to prevent further disturbances.

After doing this, Wang Chuan relieved himself and wanted to go back to the side hall.

Walking to the door of the main hall, Wang Chuan heard Luo Ming speak: "You-do you want to leave?" ”

Everyone in the courtyard looked at each other and said in unison: "I want to leave!" ”

Wang Chuan stumbled at his feet and planted directly into the side hall from the entrance of the main hall.