Chapter 1: The Crossing of Egg Pain
"I'm still falling!" Shen Xing clutched the 38 big cover stolen from his grandfather's house with both hands, and muttered nonchalantly, anyway, it has been more than ten minutes, and he has shouted everything he should have shouted, and he will die early and be born sooner.
What he regretted was that he shouldn't have stolen Grandpa, a tough guy from the old Red Army, to hunt. In the end, he stepped into the air and fell into this bottomless ghost hole, eh, grandpa can't find the prize of this leader Derby, and he may also be angry to see his superiors, this is the price of blood impulse.
"Young master, young master......" The first moment Shen Xing opened his eyes, he saw the face of an obscene old man with a mustache, and he had a mouth of stench that was worse than eating garlic, and he almost vomited after being smoked.
I just wanted to take a few steps back away from this superlative, but I found that I was tied up like a zongzi, and I was actually wearing a costume, and the lewd guy was also looking the same as himself.
"Fork, what do you mean, bondage, abuse, uniform temptation!" Shen Xing Juhua tightened out of the instinctive reaction of a straight man, and raising his leg was a blow. "Oh!" The lewd man bowed several times like a shrimp.
There was immediately a commotion around, and Shen Xing found that there were more than a dozen pig-like men who were also tied up in the house, looking at him with fear on his face like seeing a ghost, and then looked at the lewd man, as if he was also tied up.
Ya's excitement did the wrong person, Shen Xing lined his mouth and smiled awkwardly, "This!" Brothers, don't get excited! I just woke up and didn't figure out the situation! Wounded a friendly soldier by mistake. Before he finished speaking, more than a dozen men trembled even more, and they all shrank into the corner, as if they were about to be violated by themselves.
"Young master, oh...... The young master's kick is so strong, it seems that his body should be fine, it is really the blessing of the ancestors of the Shen family! The lewd bearded man bent down and pretended to crawl over like a greedy snake while chattering, and smiled flatteringly, it was really quite cheap, if Shen Xing wasn't tied up, he really wanted to beat him.
After listening to the lewd man for a while, oh no, it should be Shen Da, his personal life housekeeper, after telling about his thrilling experience a day ago, Shen Xing moved his body and changed into a comfortable position in the corner.
Then he spat heavily on the ground, what the hell is going on, the sky is falling again, and the thunder is struck by a dry day, and I met the official army to kill the thieves, and finally was captured by the thieves who defeated the official army, can I be unlucky again? Can it be more bizarre? This is a crossing, a soul exchange.
"Big brother, if it's a hidden camera, you can come out, I'm timid." Shen Xing shouted at the roof.
Damn, wait, I just heard Shen Da say that he participated in the imperial examination in Chongzhen's nine years.
Shen Xing relieved himself and looked at his fat young master's body, and then recalled Chongzhen's words. "Thief, my God, your ancestor!" After a loud shout, he fainted and then fainted next to the toilet, and there was a commotion around him, and the cry for help with Shen Da's hissing voice and cracking his lungs echoed.
"I'm afraid it will be difficult for General Hong to survive this time, and Minggou is chasing after him so tightly that he can't even go into the city to find a doctor, what can I do in the future?" "Who said no, but then again, if it weren't for General Hong's hard resistance to the Ming dog's knife and the result, we wouldn't be able to break through, forget about the results of these rich and unkind dogs today, and it would be a waste of food to keep it."
Shen Xing had actually woken up a long time ago, but he couldn't accept this cruel reality and let Shen Da cry, he closed his eyes to recuperate, but when he heard the discussion outside the door, he was really frightened and his heart was pounding, and more than a dozen servants of the Shen family were also crying wolves.
Chongzhen year, my mother thought with her toes, and I also knew what kind of goods these guys were, thieves who specialize in eating big households, and I still remember what King Fu was cooked alive when I read the information.
"Don't shout, it's useless, just wait for the brothers to get some more money! Eating is the same as pigs, and there must be no less calamity to the people, and it is not unjust to kill you. With that, more than a dozen people dragged Shen Xing and his gang out of the house.
"Wronged, why don't you say that the big brother is not wronged, we are good citizens! Big brother, brother...... I raised the banner of righteousness and followed King Chuang to eat his mother and drink his mother, and King Chuang came without food...... "You are a dead fat man, but you are still very clever, but we rob the rich and help the poor, and we don't accept you guys who are rich and unkind, so let's go on the road with peace of mind!! ”
"Wait...... I just heard that your general is seriously injured and won't last long, I will heal the wounded and save people!! Let's discuss it again, don't be busy! Shen Xing knew that if the desire to survive was not stronger at this time, he would definitely finish the game.
"That's true! If you want to live, you will be killed if you wait for a few brothers! Figured it out? "Seriously, seriously! We are all tied up like this, and we will definitely not be able to run, brother, your knife is so high that my eyes hurt, put it down first. ”
More than a dozen people sat paralyzed in the field, panting breathlessly.
"Young master, when will you cure your injuries and save people, that strong man said that if you can't cure it, you will have to cut it with a thousand knives! Master!! Shen Xing raised his leg and kicked again, "You old thing, I just saved your life, do you know, a thousand knives are better than a human head falling to the ground immediately, haven't you heard of a dead horse being a live horse doctor?" People have to have dreams, what if they come true? ”
Shen Da listened to some truth, but he always felt that something was wrong, and just as he wanted to say a few more words, the few people who went to report had already come over and dragged Shen Xing into the house not far away.
"Escort Lan, it's this fat man who said he would heal the general's injuries." Shen Xing was dizzy and dazzled by the drag, and finally stood up and saw a bright knife on his neck, and the owner of the knife was a heroic woman in armor, who looked like she was seventeen or eighteen years old.
And seven or eight women who were also dressed behind her immediately gathered around. "Dead fatty, you will heal your wounds." Shen Xing nodded helplessly, and was about to say something, when the whole person was pushed down in front of the bed again, and his knees hurt. "Hurry up!"
Shen Xing nodded hurriedly, he really didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore now, these guys were all artillery battles, regardless of gender, just a little bit. Looking at the person lying on the bed, it is also a woman, obviously only leaving her breath, and she looks good.
I can't see how my figure is when I cover my whole body with the quilt, but the skeleton is at least one meter seven or more taller than my dead fat boy at the moment, Shen Xing carefully lifted the quilt, although the woman's body was simply bandaged, her chest was still blood-red, and she obviously couldn't stop the bleeding.
"I want a knife, scissors, needlework, and spirits, a pot of boiling hot water, a clean white cloth, and candles!" "That's all, don't you need any medicinal herbs?" The woman known as the Lan Guard was full of surprise.
Shen Xing nodded again, in fact, he was also panicked at the moment, he was not sure at all, this woman's knife wound was obviously very serious, and it should be able to save her life if she was treated in time with the technology of the Ming Dynasty, but the group of people who were the key to the rebels Where to find doctors and medicine in time, the only thing he could do was to disinfect her, and then suture the wound to stop the bleeding, and the others could only be resigned to fate.
Everything was ready, Shen Xing was sweating profusely, his hands couldn't help shaking, and he was so anxious that he slapped himself a few big mouths in a row, and a group of startled women pulled out their knives again and again. "Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, I'm just calming myself down, but I'll have to untie the female general's clothes to heal later! You must ......."
Shen Xing knew that this was the Ming Dynasty, even if it was the Ming Dynasty that was almost over, it was not a joke whether the man and woman gave or did not kiss, in case he didn't say it first, it would be a death. Lan Guard and a few women muttered for a while, their faces were full of embarrassment, but in the end they still compromised and said: "You are bold, if the general blames me afterwards, he will definitely intercede." ”
Unbuttoned his clothes and lifted his pink belly pocket, although Shen Xing was fully prepared, the proud majesty of the G cup still made him swallow his saliva, and a knife wound of more than 20 centimeters straight down in the middle of his chest was even more shocking.
More than an hour of highly concentrated processing, suturing. made Shen Xing's whole person completely prostrate. Several women were also shocked by Shen Xing's unprecedented operation, and they were speechless for a long time.
"Is that all right? Why is the general still not awake. "My day, you stupid girls really think that Lao Tzu is Hua Tuo's rebirth.
"The general is too seriously injured and has lost too much blood, and now his body is relatively weak, you should feed some rice soup first to take care of it, don't be infected with wind and cold, and you will wake up in a day or two." Shen Xing looked at the woman's steady breathing, as well as her strong physique, and said.
can't die for the time being, Shen Da and a group of guards are also relieved, despite Shen Xing's words, they still can't eat well and can't sleep, in two days, Shen Xing excused himself to be struck by lightning and lost his memory, let Shen go through the affairs of his old Shen family in great detail, don't say I don't know, I was shocked, damn I am actually a descendant of Shen Wansan, although the family of the rich is not there after hundreds of years, but it is still one of the richest people in the Ming Dynasty.
Daddy Shen Renyi's eldest son inherited all the property, and he was his only son, and there were three sisters who were married, the eldest sister married a descendant of Nanjing's founding heroes, the second sister was the prefect of Yangzhou, and the third sister was the commander of the Jinyi Guard in the capital.
Damn, the Shen family is really awesome, my father, as a businessman, can marry his daughter so well and is also a cow, doesn't it mean that businessmen looked down on them in ancient times? Rumors kill people, who will have trouble with money, let alone a lot of money.