First, two, three, simplify interpersonal relationships
First, two, three, simplify interpersonal relationships
It's nice to be back alive.
Therefore, even a big trouble, or grievance, is an ordinary and trivial matter for those who have just returned from the battlefield.
Xie Ning's family troubles would not be taken to his heart at all, and after drinking some wine, he actually told Yun Lang and a group of people how white and tender his father's concubine's breasts were.
This is very interesting to hear.
It wasn't until Shainin said that he broke into his father's study and accidentally saw the woman breastfeeding that he saw this beautiful scenery, so he was beaten up again by a group of disappointed people.
Except for Guo Yunlang, the people here are a group of patients.
Su Zhi was very curious about their abnormal behavior, brought them a lot of wine, and then waited for them to get drunk so that they could do a little research.
She still failed, and the more the group drank, the brighter their eyes became, and their spirits seemed to become very excited.
Obviously they were all drunk, Li Kang, Xie Ning stood under the tree like a javelin, Huo Quzhi knelt behind them, not knowing what nonsense was in his mouth, and Zhao Ponu wanted to catch the tiger and ride around on it.
This farce lasted for a full hour, until after Yun Lang ordered the change of guards, these people immediately relaxed and fell asleep.
"Why is this happening?" Su Zhi didn't understand it very much.
"It's not serious now, after a long time, they will transform their bedrooms into fortresses, and they will not be able to sleep without the guards."
"Is this a new condition?"
"No, this disease has been present for a long time, but many generals will not tell others, thinking that such a performance means cowardice, so it is not well known."
"How?"
"There is no cure, they will not be treated, everyone who likes to go to the battlefield is basically a megalomaniac, such as going to illness, he thinks that he is incomparably strong, and any psychological cowardice will only make him stronger.
Do even crazier, more intense behavior to prove that you are fearless. ”
"If you have a disease, you should be cured!"
Su Zhi is always stupid on weekdays, but as long as she is associated with illness, she becomes very smart and stubborn.
Yun Lang watched the soldiers send their master into the guest room, Yun Lang sighed, found a blanket to spread on the ground, and sat down quietly.
Cao Xiang knocked his head irritably, and also found a place to sit down, and deliberately continued to pull out the sword from the scabbard, stuff it in, let the sword out of the sheath, and the sound of entering the sheath kept ringing.
"They're asleep, you two don't have to watch the door for them, do you?" Su Zhi didn't understand it very much.
Cao Xiang twitched his sword and said angrily: "What do you know, only when I look at them, they dare to sleep well."
What do you think they're doing today, they're here to sleep well. ”
As he spoke, he threw a horn to Yun Lang.
Su Zhi was scolded and left very unhappy.
Cao Xiang said to Yun Lang: "What is your wife going to do?" ”
Yun Lang put the horn on his knee and said with a smile: "She wants to treat these guys, and she really wants to observe their behavior up close, so as to get first-hand information." ”
"You mean the kind that strapped to what you call an operating table?"
Yun Lang said with a smile: "It's best to be able to check like that, but I'm afraid of going to the operating table for fear of going to the operating table." ”
Cao Xiang yawned and said, "If it's a person, don't dare to go up." ”
The Yun family's backyard was heavily guarded, not only Yun Lang and Cao Xiang were guarding outside, but the generals of the Yun family, the Cao family, the Huo family, the Li family, and the Xie family were also guarding outside.
Such a strange move will naturally attract a lot of speculation.
Everyone is speculating about what these people are trying to do when they come together, and there are many more who have begun to investigate the cause of this.
Changping came over to ask on purpose, Yun Lang told her that she was entertaining those people to sleep, Changping frowned, she didn't think that Yun Lang and Cao Xiang would lie to her, but she found it difficult to understand.
Gillian also sent Da Changqiu over to ask, and Yun Lang sent Da Changqiu away for the same reason, but when Da Changqiu left, he obviously thought that Yun Lang was lying to him.
He Chou You also came, and after listening carefully to the thunderous snoring of those people in the room, he turned around and left.
Ever since Liu Ju came to the Yun clan to run around when he had nothing to do, he naturally taught Liu Ju a lesson.
Liu Che was very satisfied with He Chou's move, he couldn't get used to his son like bean sprouts.
There may be worries when handed over to others, but it is very reassuring to hand over to Liu Che.
Yun Lang saw the scene of He Chou kicking He Yushu, the kick was very heavy, and the tall He Yushu was kicked and flew up, and fell into the spring flowers without any sense of self-protection.
When he came out, there was blood hanging from the corner of his mouth, and he was still standing in the position that was most suitable for He Chou's legs, ready to take a second kick at any time.
He Chou You, but he didn't continue to make his legs, glared at He Yushu fiercely, and dragged Liu Ju to the Yun Clan's newly opened martial arts arena.
Deep sleep is very important for people's mental and physical recovery, and Huo Quzhi's group of people gradually woke up after sleeping for two days.
After waking up, Yun's banquet really began.
Originally, I only planned to get together with a few brothers and supplement their nutrition well, but who knew that He Chou would come with three children.
Yunyin, Huo Guang naturally doesn't care, the problem is that after Liu Ju came, no one on the scene was willing to talk more.
This makes the banquet very dull.
Yun Lang gave He Chou a lot of looks, but this old guy was indifferent, holding a hoof and eating selflessly.
It is a very taboo thing for the prince and the ministers, especially the military generals, to have a banquet together, even if Liu Ji tries his best, he can't make the scene lively.
It was Yunyin's dance that attracted everyone's cheers.
Huo Guang sat under his brother and held the wine jug to pour wine for his brother, and the look of admiration made people feel distressed.
Huo Quzhi's interest in drinking is very high, basically as long as Huo Guang pours him a bowl of wine, he will drink it all.
However, from beginning to end, Huo Quzhi didn't say a word to Huo Guang.
The tiger king lay beside Yun Lang, and the two shared a jar of wine, and the tiger liked wine with honey, and after a while, he drank all the jar of wine and fell asleep on the ground.
After drinking half of it, He Chou You came to Yun Lang's table and asked, "How can He Yushu be allowed to come in?" ”
Yun Lang glanced at He Yushu, who was standing solemnly under the tree, respectful, and frowned: "He came with the prince." ”
"Here's the question, why did you agree to come to the Yun clan according to the prince?"
"It's very simple, he is the eldest son of His Majesty, I am His Majesty's courtier, the prince wants to come to the courtier's house, and the courtier has no reason to refuse."
"Do you think you can really do everything, do you really think that if you just show favor to everyone, you will be accepted by everyone?"
"I've never thought like this, it's just that according to the prince's liking of Nongsang, this is too important, let alone a prince, anyone who likes Nongsang will not be rejected when he comes to the Yun Clan.
I've been wanting to ask you these days, what is the relationship between He Yushu and you? ”
He Chou glanced at He Yushu and said, "My first apprentice!" ”
"Huh? You've never talked about it. ”
"What is there to say, as a eunuch, there should only be one master, that is, Your Majesty, He Yushu felt that His Majesty did not appreciate his talent, and there was a feeling that heroes were useless, so he was loyal to the queen, and it was only in a few years that he quickly became a big Changqiu."
"Your Majesty didn't ask?"
"What's better to ask, just a slave, the queen has the right to accept her own Da Changqiu."
"You haven't stopped it?"
"Breaking his leg, he eventually crawled to the queen anyway."
Yun Lang nodded, and understood He Yushu's thoughts very well, if he didn't have a firm heart, the queen would not put him in the most important position.
"Your Majesty has high expectations for the prince."
He Chou You sighed and said: "If you become a partner with Gillian, you may be safe and sound in the future, and if you become a partner with Wei, you may die without a place to be buried in the future." ”
"Why is that?" Yun Lang asked with a smile.
"If Your Majesty has ever pitied and loved a person, then this person must be Gillian, and in addition, he is controlled by the art of a king."
"I know that according to the prince's master, it is Gongsun Hong, I will only teach the prince the art of farming, and I won't say a word about the rest of the big truths.
As long as the prince figured out what the art of farming and mulberry was, it was time for him to leave the Yun clan.
There may be mistakes in the truth, but there will be no mistakes in the matter of farming in any case. ”