Chapter 243: Xiaolou Mingyue, you have sinned too much!
Although Li Er and Jin Yu have only met a handful of times, because Jin Yu has been deeply appreciated by Li Er for what he has done for more than a year, Li Er has long since lost his prejudice against Jin Yu in the past. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Li Er immediately won the world, and there were many reckless heroes like Cheng Biting Jin and others under his hands. When the wine was half-drunk, Li Er saw that Jin Yu didn't mean "filial piety" at all, so his mind was alive. What do men want to live? It's nothing more than a beauty, right? A lot of words, Li Er is now sitting on the world, and the harem beauties don't have three thousand but eight hundred, right? There are a lot of words to govern the world, Li Er has a group of capable little brothers who are busy with the front and back, and it is OK to scold Fang Yu by himself, but this harem beauty'''''' can't trouble others, right? Many words, even if others have the courage to be thieves, Li Er will not have such a generous chest
His Majesty Li Er's samadhi is already a deep marrow eater, but this "protracted war" is not something that anyone can insist on. It's easy to recruit the imperial doctor with some tiger and wolf medicine, but the "Living Note" is not in vain, even if he forces the living room to delete a certain paragraph, there is no guarantee that the imperial doctor and the eunuch will pass on this matter?
Li Er is not a restrained person, but he always uses Yang Guang as his negative teaching material, if he eats that thing by himself, wouldn't it be the same as Yang Guang's night and night flute? He didn't want to bear this tiny infamy, so he hit Jin Yu with his idea.
"Gui Tang, the wine was good last time, and the old man still has a long aftertaste" Li Er was like a ringing horse possessed at this moment, and opened his mouth to ask Jin Yu for help.
"If someone else talks to the little nephew, the little nephew will definitely say that it is gone, since the uncle speaks, the little nephew will not dare to cherish the broom. But the little nephew sent you this time, it is estimated that the next time we meet again, it will be gone, this wine brewing is not easy, and the materials are very scarce" Facing this Wen Zou Zou's ringing horse, Jin Yu said with a little embarrassment.
As the saying goes: what you can say is better than what you can hear. Who is Li Er? It was already his instinct to observe words and looks, and the word "perfect" was preset for him. Since Jin Yu said this, if Li Er can't hear anything anymore, then this emperor will be in vain. "There are a few capable people under the old man's hands, I wonder if I can help Gui Tang Yi or Er?"
Jin Yuxin said that if there is no one under your old hand, then others dare not say that they have. However, listening to Li Er's words, his heart was still very happy, but he still showed an embarrassed expression on his face and shook his head and said: "It's too difficult, there are only two taels of meat on a male tiger that can be used to brew this wine, and I don't know how many lives it will cost to catch a tiger, which hurts the heavens and the peace." Besides, it is a medicine that is three parts poisonous, and this wine is only occasionally drunk, and it may have side effects after a long time. β
"Oh? Will there be side effects? Li Er's eyes narrowed, in his position, no problem was as important as life, hearing Jin Yu say this, he subconsciously felt a little exploratory.
"Hehe, the little nephew is talking nonsense, isn't it that he won't have to drink in the future? I guess I can comfort myself by saying this. Jin Yu said with his lips and hands.
"Haha, I'm worried about it, isn't it a tiger? The old man should think of a way. Li Er stroked his beautiful beard and spoke.
"Uncle, this tiger is difficult to catch, not to mention paying for human lives, it also destroys the ecological balance, and can only be done occasionally. If the little nephew heard that there were tiger bones for sale in a pharmacy, he would definitely buy those two taels of meat at a high price and send someone to hunt tigers, some of which would outweigh the losses. Jin Yu shook his head. It's not that Jin Yu is not obsessed with the efficacy of Tiger Whip Wine, it's just that he still has the concept of the right of future generations (harmony) and treats the lives of the people as human lives. Besides, isn't there such a public service announcement in the future? "There is no buying and selling, there is no killing", in case later generations put on themselves the name of "the originator of terrorism", and then be armed into the image of Guan Erge as the appearance of bin Laden and others to pay homage collectively, although it can barely be regarded as an idol player, but it gives people the impression that it is very different from Guan Erge. If it really happens, it is estimated that the descendants of the Jin family will not have the face to say who they are. Thinking of this, Jin Yu felt a chill in his heart, it seemed that the work of finding a substitute was urgent, and his strength was not good, but Uncle Li in front of him was simply the best candidate
"What does it mean to return to Tang, that is, the old man will not have this blessing in the future?" Li Erhun said casually without care. Li Er hoped that the laws of the Tang Dynasty would be sound, but as the highest level of the ruling class, he knew that this law was only formulated for the people, and he could be excluded. β¦,
"Not really." Jin Yu shook his head and whispered to Li Er mysteriously: "The little nephew heard that there is a Changbai Mountain in Goguryeo, and a strange thing called 'blood sedimentation', commonly known as 'swelling tiger', is produced on the mountain, and the effect is three points stronger than this tiger whip wine, and there are no side effects at all, but it's a pity that the little nephew can't do it." (In the early days of Zhenguan, Changbai Mountain really could not be regarded as the territory of the Tang Dynasty.) οΌ
"Oh? Gui Tang can really be said to be erudite and talented, could it be that this kind of thing is also taught by strange people in the clan? Li Er was no longer surprised by Jin Yu's ability now, and there was a hint of banter in his tone.
"Hey, hey." Although the current social atmosphere is open, it is not open to the point where a junior can openly discuss with an elder how to aphrodisiac. Jin Yu arched his hand towards Li Er as if begging for mercy, and then scratched his head embarrassedly and said: "This is what the little nephew learned from a guy named 'Xiaolou Mingyue', and seriously that guy is also a strange person with a very strong mind." "As for how powerful the mind is, Jin Yu doesn't have the courage to say that letting the princess be a concubine and occupy the wife of a foreign monarch is not something that ordinary people can think of, but then again, it seems that Li Er has done all these things.
"Oh? The name sounds strange, and there is a surname Xiaolou? However, the one who can be admired by Gui Tang is definitely not an ordinary person, let's listen to it. Li Er didn't ask Jin Woo to tell a story at all, but said in an unquestionable tone.
"Well'''''' this" Jin Yu pondered for a while, picked the place where he didn't need to be evasive, and said: "The little nephew has also heard of his name for a long time, and he has never seen him. I heard that he not only married a daughter-in-law of Xiangma, but also married several concubines one after another, and his status was either noble or noble. Among them, two of them are engaged in ocean trade, and they are simply rich and rival countries. β
"Oh? Where did Gui Tang hear the story? Why has the old man never heard of it? Ocean trade is a merchant engaged in maritime transportation, right? There are many words, the sea is fast and the waves are high, it would be good if three ships could keep one, how can it be so easy to become rich and rival the country? Li Er frowned and thought for a while, he really hadn't heard of such a person as "Xiaolou Mingyue", even in the previous dynasties, there was no woman engaged in maritime trade, so he raised his eyebrows and pointed at Jin Yu and said with a smile: "Gui Tang and tell the old man the story, and he should be fined three cups."
"Uncle's eyes are like torches, this makes you see? The little nephew was convinced" Jin Yu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, if Li Er continued to ask, he would have to show his feet. Xiaolou Mingyue, Xiaolou Mingyue, why are you a swelling tiger if you have nothing to do? It's not shallow, but men like it, right? Not a lot of words
After Jin Yu drank three cups, Li Er said, "Maybe it's really time to develop maritime trade." β
"Huh?" Jin Yu was a little dizzy, didn't this guy just say that it was not advisable? How did the mind become so fast?
Looking at Jin Yu's stunned appearance, Li Er felt an indescribable sense of satisfaction in his heart, and showed off to Jin Yu: "Didn't Gui Tang just say that he was going to poke the fire of Goguryeo, Silla and Baekje to stage the Three Kingdoms?" It's easy to poke at the contradictions, but it's still a little difficult to get them to fight. β
"Oh, the little nephew doesn't understand, it's nonsense, hehe." Jin Yu was drunk and naΓ―ve.
"You don't have to be arrogant, and it's not that it's impossible." Li Er grabbed a handful of fried peanuts and put them in his hand regardless of his image. If you want to say that you can eat, you still have to eat this kid in Gui Tang, I have only eaten fried peanuts, and I was instructed by the doctor not to eat often, so I asked Gui Tang to fry the peanuts dry, not only to go to the greasy, but also extraordinarily crispy and fragrant, and I will drive back to the palace in a while, and I will also take some back by the way. The good impression of Gui Tang in his heart increased greatly, and Li Er did not hesitate to tell him some ways to govern the country and diplomacy. "Pang's submission to our dynasty is only superficial, and what he begs is that our dynasty will not start to fight lightly. If you want them to obey the will of our court, you still have to give some benefits in private. β
"Oh?" It's the first time Jin Yu has heard these truths, and he only saw from the news that in order to make a certain country end its nuclear test, he would give them some food aid, but he didn't expect that if he wanted people to fight, he would also give them good food. In fact, if you think about it, if there is no benefit, who will be willing to take the risk of failure?
"These benefits, after all, are given privately, and if the benefits to Baekje and Silla are transported by dry road, they will have to pass through Goguryeo, and it is not beautiful to be discovered by Goguryeo, so I can only take the sea route." Li Er, who drank a little high, is not particular about eating now, and the peanuts are thrown directly into his mouth without kneading the skin, and the chewing is called a crunchy.
"Oh, that makes sense. But since it's a benefit, wouldn't it be okay for them to ship it back by themselves? Why should we take risks for them? Jin Yu rubbed his swollen head with his hands, trying to keep himself awake, three to two, this is not a small amount, it is already unacceptable to beat a tiger and kill a few people Jin Yu, let alone two boats of people.
"First, let's show our sincerity and determination, and second, hehe." Li Er unconsciously learned from Jin Yu's appearance and laughed suspiciously, lowered his voice and explained: "Who is the one who suffers from this war?" Wouldn't it be better for the people to bring some refugees back to build roads? The benefits of cement are obvious, but it is impossible for him to recruit the people to serve in the army, and his cousin and uncle are angry and resentful. The common people don't care what you're building the road for, if you can't stand it, you will rebel, and Li Er won't let you take that road. Faced with the labor shortage, Li Er could only hit the idea elsewhere.
"Huh?" Jin Yu finally understood what the idea of the Emperor of the Ages in front of him was, could this be regarded as human trafficking? According to Li Er's temperament, even if he does this, he will find a righteous and bright scapegoat, Xiaolou Mingyue'''''' you are too guilty''''''
(Brother Mingyue, don't sue me for infringement, help you make a name for yourself, dear)
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