Chapter 1003: Descending to Earth (24)
"Come, eat more..."Wuxian Shangshen is still like this, constantly picking vegetables to Dong Rong, and he refuses to stop every time he has to overflow
"You say, Zero Lu and Brother Yao really can't be solved!" Dong Rong said
Wuxian Shangshen buried his head in eating noodles, and when Dong Rong saw this, he picked up the chopstick and knocked Wuxian Shangshen's head.
"Ah, what's wrong?" said the god of no envy.
As soon as Dong Rong knocked it, Wuxian Shangshen quickly raised his head, and the noodles in his mouth were still half exposed.
"Just know how to eat, it's really a pig!" Dong Rong said with a roll of his eyes
"Then you're the pig's daughter-in-law!" said Wuxian Shangshen triumphantly
Dong Rong couldn't cry or laugh...
Wuxian put down the chopsticks in his hand and said, "Lord Dong, the second brother can see Linglu in your eyes, why don't you worry?"
Dong Rong listened to it quite reasonably, and nodded...
"Let's go, since you're in the mortal world, I'll take you to see the green mountains and green waters in this mortal world!" said Wuxian Shangshen
"Are you sure it's green mountains and green waters, not a place for fireworks?" asked Dong Rong as he looked at Wuxian Shangshen
Wuxian Shangshen looked serious, and said seriously: "Of course not, how can you go to any kind of place, you and I are righteous men and gentlemen..."
Dong Rong stretched out his hand, shook up and down quickly, and grabbed the words: "Stop, stop, stop... I can't stop you? You dare to say it, I don't dare to listen to it!"
Wuxian Shangshen smiled cheekily, and said coquettishly: "Lord Dong, you have seen the performance of the ministers these days, right?"
Dong Rong looked at Wuxian Shangshen, and knew that since Wuxian Shangshen was with her, he had always pestered her, and the fake wind in the past had also been wiped clean.
No matter how grumpy and domineering she is, the gods of envy have full patience.
"Let's go, let's go!" Dong Rong looked at Wuxian and went to the gods
Together, Wuxian Shangshen shouted behind him: "Lord Dong!"
As soon as Dong Rong looked back at Wuxian Shangshen, he looked embarrassed and panicked, put his hands on his heart, and began to touch them in a panic, Wuxian Shangshen smiled embarrassedly: "Lord Dong, the minister left in a hurry, and forgot to bring the money bag... Huh..."
Dong Rong looked helpless, sighed, and began to find the silver two from the hidden pocket in his sleeve, Dong Rong frowned, and the two cuffs began to look for ...
Seeing this, Wuxian's eyes widened, his heart was uneasy, and cold sweat oozed from his hands.
Dong Rong looked at Wuxian and said, "I didn't bring it either!"
When Wuxian heard this, his expression was distorted and he said, "Lord Dong, you can't joke about this matter!"
Dong Rong said helplessly: "I'm not kidding!"
Wuxian stood up, held his forehead with one hand and said, "Lord Dong, help me quickly, I'm a little dizzy!"
As he spoke, he was about to fall on Dong Rong, Dong Rong's eyes were quick, and he stretched out his index finger to support Wuxian's head and asked, "Dizzy?"
Wuxian nodded, closed his eyes and enjoyed the upcoming love, Dong Rongyi grinned, "Then are you afraid of death?"
As soon as Dong Rong's words fell, Wuxian Shangshen opened his eyes, straightened his back, coughed lightly and said, "Ahem... No more dizzy, no more dizzy!"
After speaking, he walked to the owner of the noodle stall, looked at the boss and said, "Boss, has the matter of credit ever appeared in your place?"
The noodle stall owner was originally smiling, but his face changed and said, "The guest officer means that he wants to eat the overlord meal?"
"No, no, no, you and I are so familiar, why do you come to say that the overlord eats?" said Wuxian Shangshen
"Guest officer, you and I are so familiar with each other, there is a saying that there is a credit account, the guest officer has a total of five taels of silver!" said the noodle stall owner
"Boss..."Wu Xian was about to speak
Dong Rong approached the noodle stall, plucked a hairpin from his head and said, "Boss, this is for you!"
The boss took the hairpin, took a closer look, and handed it to Dong Rong and said, "You can't even pay for the meal, this hairpin... Who knows if it's real or fake? Take it, take it, take it..."
Dong Rong looked surprised and said, "You old man, do you know the goods?"
Seeing that the form was wrong, Wuxian Shangshen hurriedly stopped Dong Rong: "Alas, alas... Lord Winter, dissipate the gas, dissipate the gas..."
Stopping Dong Rong, Wuxian walked to the noodle stall owner and said angrily: "Boss, you don't have to worry, I will give you no money for this meal today!"
The boss rolled his eyes: "Hmph!"
Wuxian turned around, crossed his hands on his waist, bit his lower lip, frowned, and began to think about how to solve this matter.
His eyes wandered around, and his eyes lit up, and he saw a young and strong man holding a wine jug, and beside him stood a little girl, no more than seven or eight years old, in ragged clothes, with a stick of grass stuck in her head.
Wuxian walked over and asked, "Excuse me..."
Before he finished speaking, the man said with a drunken atmosphere: "Ten taels, ten taels! I can do everything when I buy it, do laundry, cook..."
Wuxian looked at the tears on the little girl's face, and then half-squatted down and asked, "What's your name?"
The little girl looked timid, and said weakly: "Little pepper!"
Wuxian Shangshen took Xiao Pepper's hand, which was not clean, and said, "Why are you here?"
Little Pepper glanced at the strong man beside him and said, "My dad has no money to drink, so he wants to sell me for wine and food!"
Wuxian's eyes drooped, and he sighed, with a trace of sadness on his face. Then I heard a voice: "Why don't you get out of here?"
Wuxian looked up, it turned out that Dong Rong gave his hairpin to this strong man, and the strong man hurriedly thanked him, and when he left, he didn't forget to say to Xiao Pepper: "Little Pepper, if you go to this young lady's house, you must serve people well!"
After saying that, he completely ignored Little Pepper, turned around and left, Little Pepper was probably fed up with her father, and did not cry.
Wuxian looked at Dong Rong and shouted, "Lord Dong!"
"Don't be long-winded!, see what we should do with the money for our meal?" said Dong Rong, looking impatient, but still looking at Little Pepper and touching the pigtails on his head
Wuxian made a move, pulled out the grass from the little pepper head, and inserted it on Dong Rong's head.
Dong Rong looked disgusted, and Wuxian God explained: "Look, you and I know mana, and we paid this money first, right?"
When Dong Rong heard this, he said, "Then why didn't you come?"
Wuxian Shangshen clasped his hands in his heart and said: "You see that I am so handsome and chic, with a good demeanor, there are many people who will buy it, first, I am afraid that you will be jealous, and second, I am afraid that you will not be able to control this price!"
When Dong Rong heard this, he said in his heart: "No matter!
But he was still unhappy and said, "Come on, I will definitely sell you for a good price!"
Seeing this, Wuxian Shangshen said: "Okay, okay, the person who bought me will definitely rub his back side by side, and then he will definitely block this street!"
Dong Rong didn't care, so he took the grass from his head and stuck it on the head of Wuxian Shangshen.
Seeing that Dong Rong didn't care at all, Wuxian God muttered: "When the time comes, all the famous ladies will come, and they will all be as beautiful as flowers!"
Seeing this, Dong Rong said: "Okay, then I will sell you at a good price!"
"Lord Dong, you...!!" Wuxian was angry, his face was red and his neck was thick
Dong Rong looked at the little pepper on the side and said, "Little pepper, you are obedient, stay here, don't walk around!"
Little Pepper nodded, Dong Rong braided his sleeves to the crook of his elbow, and as soon as he cleared his throat, he clapped his hands and shouted, "Walk by, come and take a look, take a look!"
Half a sound, no one came, Dong Rong was deflated, regardless of the image, half squatted down, Wuxian Shangshen also squatted down, the little pepper meat little hand supported the little face, very cute.
Dong Rong smiled contemptuously and said: "What rubs his back side by side, what must be blocked, but there is a kind of pill in your heavenly realm called: Self-made amorous pill?"
When Wuxian Shangshen heard this, he said emotionally: "Huh... Definitely!"
Just as he was about to explain, a fat-headed, big-eared, blessed man walked up, followed by two slaves.
When he approached, he said, "How many silver taels?"
Dong Rong and Wuxian raised their heads, deeply shocked by the lump of flesh in front of them, Dong Rong gestured and said, "Twenty taels!"
The fat man smiled wickedly, his eyes were gone, and the fan in his hand opened and said, "I'm asking you, how many silver taels do you have?"
As soon as Dong Rong heard that he was about to speak, Wuxian got up suddenly, pulled the grass off his head, threw it on the ground, and said sharply: "Who are you talking about?"
The fat man pointed at Dong Rong and said, "She!"
"Do you know who she is?" said Wuxian Shangshen pointed at Dong Rong with a serious expression
"I don't care who she is!" said the fat man, fanning his fan
"She is the love of my life, the one who holds the hand of my son and grows old with my son!" said Wuxian Shangshen categorically, and there was no trace of falsehood in his words
The fat man sneered and said, "You look like this now, do you still care about this?"
Wuxian Shangshen approached the fat man, rolled his eyes, and just when Dongrong's heart was moved, Wuxian Shangshen said: "I think you have misunderstood!"
"What is the misunderstanding?" asked the fat man
"I mean..."Wuxian Shangshen turned his head to look at Dong Rong, then turned back to the fat man with a hippie smile and said, "You have to add money!"
When Dong Rong heard this, he raised his head, he was furious, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he twisted it heavily on the waist of Wuxian Shangshen, and Wuxian Shangshen was defenseless: "Ah!!"
Because of his loud voice, he hurriedly explained to the fat man: "Naughty, you are so lively and cheerful on weekdays, when you go to your house, you will not be as boring as before!"
This twist made the fat man interested in Dong Rong, and he stretched out his hand and threw a money bag to Wuxian Shangshen.
"Is it enough?" asked the fat man
Wuxian Shangshen checked the money bag and hurriedly said, "Enough, enough..."
The fat man's eyes stared directly at Dong Rong, approaching step by step, Dong Rong looked at such a big piece of fat, not to mention how disgusting it was in his heart.
Wuxian looked at the fat man and said, "Big brother, don't worry!"
As he spoke, he turned his head to look at Dong Rong, Dong Rong's eyes were full of fierce light, and he tugged at Dong Rong's clothes without envy, and said softly: "Tonight, I'll pick you up!"
Dong Rong looked at Wuxian Divine Dao viciously: "Qinghe!!, you take advantage of this time to think about your death!"