Chapter 42 cannot be compared with the ancients
Chapter 42 cannot be compared with the ancients
"I really don't know what my aunt likes about you, and she will treat you like a nephew.
None of them have been so nice to me. ”
Huo Quzhi sat straddling the window, his legs constantly shaking, like the legs of a hanged ghost fluttering in the wind.
Yun Lang lay on the soft collapse, accepted the courteous massage of Chou Yong, and pointed to his left leg with his finger to signal Chou Yong to change it, and not to press his right leg all the time.
"I don't know, maybe it's because I'm good-looking?"
"You are greedy for life and afraid of death, you are insidious and cunning, you are still full of lies, you are also despicable and shameless embezzling money, such people are generally divided by five horses in Chang'an, but you live well, and now you live better than most people.
What an unreasonableness! ”
Huo Quzhi leaned his head against the wall and said weakly: "There are many good brothers in our army, they are all orphans, and they are all iron-clad men.
Endless riding and archery training every day, even if he was pumped with a stick by Yu Linlang, he didn't say a word.
When it comes to riding and shooting, they are 10,000 times stronger than you, and when it comes to guts, they are also 10,000 times stronger than you.
They dream of becoming a Habayashi Lang every day and night.
However, you became a Yulin Lang faster than any of them. ”
Chouyong was familiar with Yun Langhuo's illness, and he was very unconvinced to help his master distinguish: "My Xiaolang is also very hard, these days and nights are drawing graphics on silk silk, and I have to keep an eye on the carpenter to build farm tools, and sometimes I have to get up in the middle of the night to see if the blacksmiths are lazy."
Look, look, Xiao Lang's arms are tanned. ”
Yun Lang patted the ugly fat hand with relief, he really felt that he had a hard time recently.
Huo Quzhi compared people like him with those guys in Yulin who worked hard, and there was no comparison in itself.
"The laborer governs the person, the laborer governs the person, which itself is an unbreakable truth, to get sick, you will also move in the direction of the laborer in the future, I am afraid that you will practice even the head is hard muscles.
In that case, do you still want to be a marquis? Dream on. ”
Huo Quzhi nodded and said, "The purpose of saying these words is to convince me to read some military books by myself.
I used to have a headache just by picking up a military book, but it seems that I still have to keep reading it. ”
Yun Lang said with a smile: "If you can't read the book, don't die reading, some people, reading books can grow, some people will only read more and more confused, and some people, they don't have to read books by nature, they are the darlings of God, and they are born to know what they should do."
I hope you can tell what kind of person you are. ”
Huo Quzhi smiled and arched his hand towards Yun Lang and said, "Yulin Huo Quzhi has seen General Lang when he is sick. ”
Yun Lang raised his hand and said, "No courtesy, next time I will come down from the window with my legs together, and it will not be too late to salute after passing the clothes." ”
Huo Quzhi said with a smile: "What General Lang said is very true, mark this and act according to the law." ”
As he spoke, his two long legs were retracted, he stepped on the window lattice and exerted his strength on his waist, and with his arms open, the eagle flew towards Yunlang as a general eater.
Yun Lang, who had been prepared for a long time, turned over and got off the bed, and then threw the teapot on the bed......
Huo Quzhi screamed, slammed on the bed, jumped up like an electric shock, and covered his crotch and snorted in pain.
Yun Lang looked at the broken clay pot with regret, and felt that this thing was not good at all, and it smelled earthy when he drank tea, and it was very easy to be broken.
"My Huo family is my only seedling......"
"If you calculate me a few more times, your Huo family will really only have you as the only seedling left."
"I'm very unhappy!"
"I know, it should be a great misfortune for a person like me to enter Yulin."
"Can't you not go in?"
"No, I'm still going to step up and get some credit so that I can ask Your Majesty for the land under Lishan Mountain, and I will plant millet in the spring next year.
"You entered the Feather Forest purely to ask for land? Is it possible to change a piece? My uncle's family has a lot of land. ”
"You know the, your uncle's land is all familiar, it looks good, but it's actually a mess.
Did you know? You look at the land in Lishan, the back of the mountain is full of water, the sun is shining, and there are countless streams in the mountain stream for me to circle into a reservoir, just connect the canal is a good paddy field, and then a big fire burns the mountain, and the ashes of the burning mountain can immediately fertilize the land, and you can have a good harvest in three years without how to cultivate.
Besides, building a manor in the royal garden, going hunting in the mountains when I have nothing to do, fishing in the mountain stream in my free time, and asking a hunter to help me catch wild people in the garden when I have no labor, do you think this life is a good time? ”
"You just want to farm?" Huo Quai's two eyeballs were about to fall out, "Become Yu Linlang, you actually want to farm?" ”
Yun Lang cleaned the broken pottery shards on the bed, re-chose a comfortable position to lie down, and yawned: "Who told you that Yu Linlang can't farm?"
Who told you that people who farm are born shorter than people?
If you don't have the land, what will you eat, you won't starve to death! ”
Huo Quzhi sighed and said: "I'm for your good, Yulin Zhonglang will Gongsun Ao, you won't have a good time."
As long as it is a person in the feather forest, even if it is a man or a horseman, he can't avoid practicing the formation. Knowing that the army is evasive, he will not be idle for a day, and if he has a slight disobedience, he will engage in military law, and he will never be lenient if he is beheaded at the lightest.
How can you be constrained? ”
Yun Lang laughed and said, "After all, you just don't want me to enter the Feather Forest, do you?" ”
Huo Quzhi said seriously: "You will be the shame of Yulin, do you know?" You have an inexplicable ability to bring people to the ground.
I can't imagine what it will be like for those straightforward men in the army to meet you!
I used to be able to eat anything, but since I had a few meals with you, I can't swallow the food at home, and it seems that I don't have to think about it in the army, I will never be able to do such a thing as corruption before...... Now he actually embezzles ...... at home"
"Okay, okay, after I enter the Feather Forest, others don't ask, I definitely don't take the initiative to talk to others, can I?"
Huo Quzhi breathed a sigh of relief and nodded: "It's about the same, but ah, if you dare to go back, when you are Qingming next year, I will beat your brother and beat you again!" ”
"Hahahaha, let's beat my brother first. It's getting sick, it's getting late, shouldn't you go home? ”
Huo Qu said sickly: "I know I'm annoying you, let's leave now!" ”
Yun Lang was very pleased that Huo Qubing was self-aware, and asked casually, "Come back tomorrow?" ”
"Of course!"
As soon as the words fell, Huo Quzhi disappeared outside the window again.
"Maybe it's because of the famous general."
Yun Lang muttered to himself.
But all famous generals seem to have high requirements for the purity of the army, and the more tenacious the people, the more they meet their requirements for qualified soldiers, just like Wu Qi likes to use illiterate farmers, Li Jing likes barbaric mountain people, and Qi Jiguang never recruits troops in the city.
Think about it, in the face of bright swords and guns, galloping and roaring war horses, flying locust-like arrow rain, meteor-like flying stones, and enemies with distorted and hideous faces, only those with excellent obedience will charge forward without hesitation.
Smart people generally avoid this kind of scene, such as Yun Lang.
It's a pity that real heroes can only emerge from the former kind of people, they have experienced things that smart people can't dream of, and have done things that smart people can't even think of, and after a thousand tempers, as long as they survive, they are extremely amazing people.
Smart people rarely become heroes, because they are smart enough to extricate themselves from dangerous situations in time.
Sometimes, for the sake of liberation, nothing else can be cared about, and that's how traitors appear......
Huo Quzhi is a standard soldier, compared with Yun Lang, he is much more meticulous and old-fashioned, if it weren't for Yun Lang accidentally opening his young curiosity, he wouldn't be able to do such a thing as corruption.
He still knows very well in his heart what is right and what is wrong, Yun Lang has no problem being friends with him, in fact, Yun Lang is also his most interesting friend.
Yun Lang wanted to be his comrade-in-arms, and his subconscious told him that this was very unreliable.
Of course, Yun Lang knows what kind of character he is, a person who can't even practice martial arts, but can find another way to escape, the only advantage of going to the battlefield is that he can run faster than others, or run backwards......
When Yu Lin Lang can, the main reason is that there are too many benefits, and this is the closest path to making the land occupied by the Mausoleum of the First Emperor into his own manor.
Even if he goes to the battlefield to be an officer, Yun Lang can imagine that the army under his command will definitely become the most capable and the least combative part of the feather forest.
After all, an officer who likes to run away will always have a group of subordinates under him who like to run away, and as long as he is in the army, Yun Lang will definitely attract all the cowardly or other people who are cowardly or have other problems like a magnet to his command.
"Don't go to war!"
This is the final bottom line that Yun Lang set for himself, even if he loses his official position and loses his people, he will not go to the battlefield.
He felt that he was a descendant of the world, and it was really incomprehensible that he came to the Han Dynasty to work for an emperor who had appeared in history.
did not achieve the anti-Han and Qin-restoration, which is already his greatest kindness and respect for this emperor's era.
Thinking about it like this, Yun Lang immediately became happy, the power of self-comfort was so powerful.
When he had nothing to do, he rubbed his hands and walked around the room, seeing that it was getting dark, and he hadn't thought about the menu for tonight's dinner, which was imminent.