Chapter 156: Helping Li Tai Lose Weight (1)
Gu Qing took out a book from his arms and handed it to Fang Yizhi, "This book has only been written in one volume first, and it is the basic knowledge of science. ”
"Do you want to sell this book too" Fang Yu took a direct look at the book and found that the handwriting in it was different, and it looked like it was written by many people.
Gu Qing shook the folding fan in his hand, "I don't plan to sell this book, this book can be read in the academy for free." ”
"Wait!" Li Tai knew how important Gu Qing's so-called science was, "Gu Qing, this book can't flow out of the academy." ”
Gu Qing also nodded, "Don't worry, it's just circulating in the academy, as a textbook, it is even more impossible for me to allow it to be sold, and there will be many volumes in the future." ”
Fang Zhizhi solemnly took the book in his hand, "Don't worry, I will take care of it." ”
Gu Qing returned home and continued to live his idle life, until the next day, when there was a heavy fog in the early morning, Xu Jingzong stood at the door of Gu Qing's house early and waited.
Gu Qing, who woke up, looked out the window was a thick fog, white and vast, and his vision could only see in front of him, and after washing, he walked out of the room and heard the report of the maid at home, Xu Jingzong was already waiting for him at the door of the house.
glanced at Di Renjie's room, this kid didn't come back all night, he should have slept in Dali Temple, and when he walked out of the house, he saw Xu Jingzong, who was wet in the thick fog.
"Look at this weather......" Gu Qing looked at the confusion in front of him, and there was a fog.
"The fog is really big." Xu Jingzong said and then took out a magazine in his hand, "Gu Houye, this is a newly written magazine, if Gu Houye thinks there is no problem, you can go and print it." ”
Gu Qing took a look at the magazine and found that the advertisement was still there, "You've already done it"
"The lower officials have a little trick." Xu Jingzong said, "It's just that I took them to eat the delicacies of the mountains and seas, drank a lot of spirits, and when people were drunk, they naturally became less vigilant, and the lower officials also let many female prostitutes serve them, a few good words, and told some absolutely confidential lies, plus a few shirks, so they seized their handles, and secretly sent all the money of the Hou Ye into their homes. ”
As soon as Hou Ye's magazine came out, His Majesty issued an order to let the officials pay attention to their conduct, so on the cusp, the lower officials took their handle, they naturally didn't want others to know what happened to them yesterday, one hand handle, one hand to send money! The lower officials can bite them to death, and the Hou Ye can rest assured that the matter of the magazine will be taken care of in the future. ”
"Advertising could be more prominent." After Gu Qing read it, he handed it to Xu Jingzong, "You have already figured out his character for those officials, otherwise it wouldn't have gone so well." ”
"Hou Ye Mingjian, all the officials in the DPRK and China have observed, which people are capable, which people are pretending, and which people are eating and waiting to die, and the lower officials know it." Xu Jingzong took the magazine and glanced at it, "It's really not conspicuous enough." ”
Gu Qing looked at Xu Jingzong, "Why are you reading books in this posture?"
Xu Jingzong explained with a wry smile, "It's not good to look at the bottom of the eyes, and things in the distance are always blurry. ”
"You're short-sighted." Gu Qing understood.
"What is myopia," Xu Jingzong wondered.
"It's just an eye problem, and reading a book for a long time will have this kind of problem." Gu Qing said to him worriedly, "If this myopia is aggravated, the consequences will be quite serious, are you blurred vision, sometimes you will be ten meters away, six feelings will not be recognized, and there is no distinction between humans and animals thirty meters away"
"Ten meters away, six feelings don't recognize, thirty meters away there is no ......distinction between humans and animals," Xu Jingzong looked puzzled.
"Exactly." Gu Qing smiled and said, "My factory has made myopic eyes, and the friendship price is only ten yuan." ”
Xu Jingzong said embarrassedly, "The lower officials came out in a hurry, and they didn't bring any money." ”
Gu Qingman didn't care and said, "Just kidding, you helped me solve such a headache, how can I accept your money, and I will give it to you at home." ”
"Thank you, Master Hou." Xu Jingzong smiled bitterly.
"Go for it." Gu Qing patted Xu Jingzong's shoulder, "Strive to land on the ground as soon as possible." ”
Xu Jingzong, "......"
"Wrong, wrong, it's getting ahead." Gu Qing hurriedly changed his words.
"Xiaguan is going to change the magazine." Xu Jingzong said and hurriedly went to do something.
Watching Xu Jingzong leave, Gu Qing said again, "Your glasses!" ”
As if he hadn't heard Gu Qing's words, Xu Jingzong hurriedly left, didn't he just make a mistake for a moment This guy is walking in such a hurry Is he really timid, doing stretching exercises, and began to run in the village in the morning.
As the sun shone into the earth, breaking through the layers of fog, when the fog gradually dissipated, I saw that Li Tai was in a good mood and hummed a minor tune and walked towards the academy.
"Fatty!" Gu Qing went up and said, "Come, run with me." ”
"Why do you want to run" Li Tai looked at Gu Qing strangely, "I'm not in a hurry." ”
"Life is in motion." Gu Qing smiled and said, "Look at you, how fat you have become, it's time to lose weight." ”
Li Tai: "Lose weight"
"That's right! Weight loss. Gu Qing looked at him, "Do you often bend down and get dizzy when you stand up, and you often feel like you can't kick yourself when you run a few steps, and you sweat, sometimes you wake up dizzy and weak, and you will snore at night?"
Li Tai stared at Gu Qing with big eyes, "You peeked at me sleeping"
"you!" Gu Qing feigned a kick at Li Tai, "Where did I get the leisure to peek at you sleeping." ”
"Then how do you know I'm snoring!" Li Tai looked at Gu Qing.
"I guess." Gu Qing smiled.
"But I'm pretty much the same as the symptoms." Li Tai nodded, "The imperial doctors in the palace have also seen it many times, and they all say that I am deficient in qi and blood, and I can't use a lot of tonics." ”
"You're all fat like this, what kind of tonic do you take, the more you make up, the fatter you get." Gu Qing said, "Follow me a few laps every day, and it will be much better if you sweat a little." ”
"But the imperial doctor in the palace said I was sick." Li Tai's face was serious.
"You're not sick." Gu Qing also looked serious, "You're just overweight." ”
Li Tai followed Gu Qing around the village and sweated a lot, but as Gu Qing said, he was really refreshed after he finished running, and he was really not sick
After sitting in the academy for most of the day, the more Li Tai thought about it, the more wrong it became, and he angrily came to the imperial doctor's office and pointed at these imperial doctors and scolded, "This king is not sick!" This king is just a little fatter, where is there a disease! I see you are sick. ”
Dozens of imperial doctors from the Imperial Physician's Department looked dazed.
Li Er replied to the report of Wang Qinlai, "Your Majesty, His Royal Highness King Wei has rushed into the Imperial Medical Department. ”