Pi Yang lay behind the Buddha statue, like a ghost pressing the bed, unable to move, and said in his heart, I don't know what kind of medicine the king doctor used for Lao Tzu, and it can't be added with anesthetic?

After listening to the footsteps outside, after a few sounds of luggage falling to the ground, the young lady spoke, and her voice was still very neutral: "Come down, don't blaspheme the Buddha!" ”

Hearing only the sound of a falling footsteps, someone clapped their hands, and a girl's voice sounded: "I said small.... Master, there is no one else here, can we stop pretending to be a man? I'm so tired of pretending! ”

Hearing this, if Pi Yang's mouth could move, he would have coughed out a long time ago, but he didn't expect that this young man's voice was also disguised, and he really didn't hear it, it was much stronger than that young lady.

The young lady said in a rough voice, "How can it be done?" You have to stay in shape at all times, so that you don't show timidity at critical moments, and you change your voice back for me. ”

"Oh," the girl replied whimfully, whispering as she walked, "I don't know what to pretend?" ”

As she spoke, she pulled the Buddha's body around the back with her hands, her head rushed up to look at the head of the Buddha statue, and sighed twice: "Although this Buddha statue is not as good as the Golden Buddha of the Jokhang Temple, it is also.... Ah——!!h Before she finished speaking, the screams resounded throughout the hall, and she clutched her chest and looked at the topless person on the ground in horror, her face turned pale.

"What's wrong?" When the young lady heard the girl's scream, she immediately rushed over, and glanced at the ground, but she was much calmer, only a little flustered, and then patted the girl's shoulder: "Don't be afraid, go over and have a look." ”

The girl hurriedly grabbed Miss's arm, and her voice trembled a little: "Miss, let's go, let's enter the city in a while, just notify the yamen to come and collect the body." ”

You're the corpse, your whole family is a corpse! Pi Yang was furious in his heart, and he had the heart to fight back, but now the only thing he could move was his eyes, he glared at the girl fiercely, and then rolled his eyes, and was so angry that he couldn't bat himself.

It doesn't matter if he expresses his dissatisfaction and protests, he rolls his eyes, but the little girl is frightened, the girl shakes her upper body back, stares at her eyes and gasps, and the hairs on her body stand up.

"Ahh——!!h She turned and ran out.

The young lady grabbed her and pulled her back, and said angrily: "Have you ever seen a dead body covered with a quilt, what are you shouting about?" ”

He rolled his eyes! He, he, he still has blood on him! The girl covered her eyes with her hands and didn't dare to let go, and she cried.

At first glance, I saw a "dead corpse" rolling his eyes at the scene, not to mention a little girl, even the Buddha had to be scared half to death.

"Alright, don't cry!" The young lady shouted, "If you are afraid, go out and wait, and I'll go over and take a look." ”

"Miss...."The girl closed her eyes and stretched out her hand, trying to pull the young lady next to her, but there was nothing around her, so she had to turn around and walk out crying.

The young lady walked to the side of the haystack, looked at the backyard, and drew her gaze back to the man lying on the ground, not caring in the slightest for the man to be naked. She saw that her chest wrapped in gauze was still heaving, so she whispered, "Are you deaf and mute?" ”

These two were specially sent by the Buddha to Qi Laozi, right? One curses me to die, the other curses me to be deaf and dumb, can you fucking accumulate some virtue? Pi Yang opened his eyes and glanced at her, then closed them again, and his heart began to pound.

His mind is now full of the stunning beauty under the quick glance just now, a small goose egg face, the skin is not white, it is wheat-colored, willow eyebrows and phoenix eyes, a slightly straight nose bridge, slightly upturned corners of the mouth, the lip line extends upward, and the lip peak is not visible. That face seemed to carry a kind of divinity, and it was engraved in his heart unconsciously.

In this era, wheat color is not considered beautiful in the standard sense, but Piyang, as a modern person, is used to seeing those ladies who smear their faces white, and then look at the woman in front of him, it is simply thrillingly beautiful!

Tsk, what a black beauty! I like it! I don't know what it's like to go to bed? Pi Yang's eyes were angry, and his heart was angry.

"If you can give me eye feedback, does that mean you can hear me?" The black beauty didn't care about the white eyes he had just now, squatted down and whispered, "Then can you speak?" ”

Good question! In ancient times, there was a prince kissing a sleeping beauty, and now there is a black beauty who pries open the teeth of a handsome man with her tongue, come, you're welcome, dear, dear! Pi Yang opened his eyes, and while looking at the beauty, he roared shamelessly in his heart.

Seeing that he still refused to speak, the black beauty stopped asking questions, ignored his rude gaze, looked around, picked up the medicine bottle next to the mat, looked at it in his hand, pulled out the stopper and sniffed it, then looked at Pi Yang deeply, and smiled: "I see." ”

When she smiled, two shallow pear vortices appeared next to the corners of her mouth, which were very good-looking, but there was a faint sadness between her eyebrows.

Meicheng is so virtuous, what kind of shemale is pretending, it's better to listen to that little girl, isn't it good to show people as a woman generously? Seeing her hair tied up to the sky, a men's hosta inserted in her bun, and wearing a silk gown, Pi Yang was amused.

The black beauty didn't know what he thought, and looked at the medicine bottle with self-care: "The person who gave you this bottle of medicine, is he doing well now?" As he spoke, his gaze moved to Pi Yang, as if waiting for him to answer, and suddenly smiled apologetically:

"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you can't move your mouth."

Okay, okay, it's like two hundred and five, just now I used this bottle of anesthetic to blackmail Lao Tzu ten copper coins, enough for him to eat and drink for a year, Pi Yang remembered that he couldn't move his whole body now, and his eyes turned around twice angrily.

The black beauty threw the medicine bottle into the air and caught it steadily, and then tucked it into the quilt: "This medicine is worth a thousand gold, but you can't put it away with it, put it away!" After saying that, he got up and clapped his hands, turned his head and walked out.

"Oh, that's right," she stopped at the corner of the Big Buddha, looked back at Pi Yang and said in a deep voice, "Please don't tell others what you heard today, otherwise I will come back and trouble you." ”

Her words made Pi Yang angry, and her mouth opened: "Phew! Shameless! Tell others with Lao Tzu? As long as you are a male, you can see that you are a. ”

The departing footsteps stopped, and the black beauty ran back again, only to see her leaning out half of her body from the side of the Buddha statue, and said with her eyebrows upside down: "What did you say?" As soon as she finished speaking, the little girl also came over, and looked curiously at the naked man who had come back from the dead in the corner between the young lady and the Buddha statue.

My day, I have reason to suspect that this bottle of medicine is against Lao Tzu, when people come to general anesthesia, people just take the effect of the medicine, the time node is just right, no wonder it is worth a thousand gold, it is really a necessary medicine for harming people. Pi Yang's expression was as usual, his lips were tightly closed, just like the appearance of the black beauty when they first met, as if nothing had happened.