Chapter 3 With Me
"I skipped those words just now."
Liang Zhutou instructed Wang Chuan.
Wang Chuan nodded and obeyed, feeling that the old head catcher was really like an invited guest saying to the director and photographer, "Just now pinch off the don't broadcast".
Liang Zhutou picked up the shelf again and continued to ask, the gaffe just now was all floating clouds. But the new questions he asked were trivial and casual, and he didn't seem to have the intention of asking anything from Yu Chunfa's mouth again.
Wang Chuan was worried about the group of people in the main hall, and he wanted to interrogate him as if he was grinding tofu, but he was afraid that he would not be able to finish work until noon tomorrow. Liang Zhutou was sloppy, but he didn't squeak, let this questioning and confession end hastily, asked Yu Chunfa to sign and stamp, and took Yu Chunfa away for replacement.
The oil lamp on the table of the torture room was cut and cut, and the confession was like a prostate patient who released water overnight, one after another, endlessly, Wang Chuan felt that he was about to lose his pen. stayed up until the sky was bright, and Wang Chuan went to the main hall to change people. The colleagues of the six doors comprehended the spirit of the superiors, carried forward the fine tradition of working overtime without raising salaries, and several torture rooms worked together, and the progress of the confession was much faster than Wang Chuan imagined. When the sun climbed up the tail of the green tile owl, there were not many people left in the main hall waiting for questioning.
Wang Chuan breathed a sigh of relief, and when he returned to the torture room, he found that Liang Zhutou had fallen asleep with his head bowed against the chair. Wang Chuan was helpless, so he had to continue to ask after holding on to his sleepiness.
But halfway through his question, Liang Zhutou muttered and said in his dream: "Come to the first Pinghu Autumn Moon." ”
Two red lips accompanied Liang Zhutou's report song into Wang Chuan's mind, interrupting his train of thought.
"Let's go to the plum blossom three lanes."
"Plum Blossom Three Alleys ......"
"The ...... of the Waves"
"Buddha Hall ......"
Liang Zhutou reported one name after another, and the dream words became faster and faster, and the old man's voice became more and more excited, as if he couldn't help himself in his dream.
"Nima, it's not over yet!"
Wang Chuan was helpless to the extreme, but when he saw the man on the news chair, he looked like he had seen a confidant, and said, "This adult is really a fellow believer!" ”
Wang Chuan picked up the inkstone and pasted it on the man's increasingly obscene face.
When everything was over, the chief catcher came back, and someone from the palace brought the officials involved to leave. The rest of the people in the main hall watched as they trembled out of the six doors, and each pair of eyes shone with hope.
"Old Yang! You have to treat everyone equally! No, they were released as officials, and they held us back. ”
"Yes, Mr. Yang is good at catching, we don't dare anymore!"
"Master Hunt, the court is human, and we are also human!"
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"It's all quiet for Lao Tzu!"
The chief catcher roared angrily, and everyone in the main hall was agitated, and there was no sound. The chief catcher said: "Yicui Building is closed for rectification, when everyone in the building checks and writes, pays enough fines, and when will it reopen!" No one stopped anyone who wanted to do the leather and meat business, so they all moved to Willow Lane! These uncontrollable gentlemen all call the daughter-in-law of the family to lead people, and those who don't have wives are called parents. No one came to collect it all and threw it all in prison. When to come and when to claim and when to go out. ”
The face of the people in the hall suddenly turned pale, and the hall was crying and calling for his mother, begging Mr. Yang to raise his noble hand, don't call his wife's family.
Where did the head catcher pay attention to them, gritted his teeth and sneered: "Damn! I can't cure you yet! ”
Wang Chuan wanted to take an errand to inform the families of these gentlemen, so that he could take the time to be lazy and find a place to squint for a while, but he didn't think that he was pulled by Liang Zhutou without raising his feet.
"You, stay with me to watch people." Liang Zhutou glared at Wang Chuan with a solemn gaze. After resting for a while, the old man's spirit regained a little, and his eyes were as wide as the muzzle of a gun, and he was about to breathe fire at any moment.
Wang Chuan had no choice but to stay honestly. So he watched the women come one by one, and led the men respectfully and kindly through the six doors, and when they went out, there was a burst of chickens and dogs.
Yu Chunfa's face was pale and extremely melancholy, and he kept giving Wang Chuan and Liang Zhutou flying eyes, and the sallow face looked pure and natural without hyaluronic acid, and his facial movements were flexible and his expressions were varied.
Wang Chuan and Lao Liang tilted their heads, but Quan Dang didn't see it.
"Where? Where is the surname Yu? I'll make you an old bean bigger, and you dare to be embarrassed! The surname is Yu! Where is the death! ”
Suddenly, there was a commotion of women outside, and the sound of the hall was slamming. The whole house quickly followed the sound to look, only to see a sturdy woman rushing in, followed by colleagues who went to inform the family.
As soon as the woman saw so many people in the main hall, she knelt down at the door and said respectfully: "The women of the people knock on your lords, I don't know where our family is left?" ”
There was a catcher who quickly entered the pile and dragged Yu Chunfa to his feet. The woman raised her eyes to catch a glimpse of Lao Yu, and her face turned pale, as if her face had changed in Sichuan opera.
"It's really hard to have all the adults to control this old man. He has a free day, so he must come to my Yuji teahouse to eat tea. My family's Yu Ji operates serious Nanshan tea, which is absolutely pure in taste and taste, so that all adults can drink it refreshingly. ”
The woman said respectfully, and did not forget to advertise it when it was good to sell. Wang Chuan was a little surprised, Yu Ji Nanshan tea was the first batch of tea merchants to get tea to introduce to Beijing after Emperor Shenwu opened the tea market in the past, and now the business is all over the country and has a great reputation. Unexpectedly, the obscene Yu Chunfa turned out to be Yu Ji's boss.
Yu Chunfa was arrested and quickly dragged to the woman. The woman's face turned cold again, and she made a big fist in the vinegar bowl and poked a panda-eyed chapter directly.
"The women of the people have retired."
After the woman finished speaking, she grabbed Yu Chunfa's hair and dragged Boss Yu out like a dead dog.
Wang Chuan watched quietly, only to feel that his scalp was hurting, and he thought that he had to wonder that the rich man Yu was looking for someone to blow the flute.
The people in the main hall are almost clear. The chief catcher clapped his hands and said, "Brothers work hard. Meals were already prepared in the tavern next door. Brothers, let's go eat and rest. ”
There was a cheer from the six doors, and the catchers all went out, filling the tavern next door in the blink of an eye.
"Damn, the ghost is gone."
Wang Chuan sat down at the end, looked at Liang Zhutou opposite, and sighed in his heart.
Liang Zhutou exuded a murderous aura, bluffing other colleagues into not daring to approach, and the two of them were left at this table.
Seeing the old man's murderous intent and his white beard flying around, Wang Chuan was worried in his heart, and hurriedly said: "Liang Zhutou, my stomach was really troubled last night, and my head was dizzy. What did we ask last night? How could I not remember it at all? His colleagues on the left and right were far away, and the tavern was very noisy, and he lowered his voice for fear of being heard.
Liang Zhutou nodded, and the ice melted when he landed.
As soon as the soaring murderous aura dissipated, Wang Chuan only felt a burst of relief, and the whole world was revitalized.
The old man seemed to be quite satisfied with Wang Chuan's acquaintance, picked up the vinegar pot on the table, poured some into the bowl of noodle soup in front of Wang Chuan, and said, "You kid is good, follow me in the future." The old man is also about to retire, and he must find a suitable apprentice to help him before he retires. Your kid's brain can turn, and you're also a good hand at being lazy. Yes, it's a good fit, it's a good fit. ”
Wang Chuan hurriedly agreed. The official level crushed people to death, whether it was good or bad, he only really took it when this was an opportunity.
Liang Zhutou put down the vinegar pot and said, "Then so be it." When you left early yesterday, I told the chief arrester that I had punished you, and I would have revealed it. After eating, have a good rest, and when you wake up, you come directly to my house and listen to my arrangement with you. ”
Wang Chuan said again and again: "I know! Know! ”
Liang Zhutou nodded again with satisfaction, didn't eat again, got up and walked out of the tavern, leaving Wang Chuan alone to look at the bowl in front of him in a daze.
"Your uncle! I've already let go of vinegar once! ”
The white smoke on the bowl curled, and the sour smell overflowed, so that Wang Chuan wanted to cry without tears.
He didn't eat this meal well, but he barely got enough and went back to the six-door dormitory to rest.
The daylight is warm, perfect for dreaming. In the dream, under the willow tree outside the window of the tavern next door, the plump and bewitching Sister Han pressed him to the river, licked her red lips with her tongue and laughed at him: "Sister Yicuilou's bottle skills, those subtle flute skills are not in the slave family's vision at all." Xiao Xianggong lay down, how about letting the slave family blow you a song "The Most Dazzling National Style" and skewering "Pure Land of Bliss" and "Majestic"? Come on, come on, don't be ashamed. None of them? What about freestyle? ”
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After a dream, Wang Chuan woke up in the afternoon. He had to change his underwear before going out to Lao Liang's house.
I don't know what awaits me at Liang Zhutou's house.