Zhu Jianren was confused by "drag racing", and he couldn't figure it out when he took drugs. He frowned and said, "If you have nothing to do, you just eat poison and play, why do you want to die for no reason?" ”

"I'm not comfortable living! Lord, have you ever been bored? Didn't you think about finding some excitement, people who are tired of life like to self-harm, death or something, that's called an adrenaline rush. In our era, rich people talked about a drunken dream of death, and if they didn't live happily, they would die happily. ”

After listening to my words, King Pingyang looked at the wine glass in his hand thoughtfully, and after a pause, he read: "Listening to your words is better than reading for ten years." ”

It's the first time I've made people boast like this, and I feel uncomfortable all over, the key is that I'm talking nonsense!

Those who pull people to drink generally have stories, and those who dry two bottles with their heads stuffy as soon as they come up generally have emotions.

I can already feel Zhu Jianren's emotions.

After a few more glasses, he suddenly got up and chanted in his mouth: "Why don't you take Wu Hook and collect Guanshan Fifty Prefectures." ”

"But you have long been a prince, far better than the Marquis of Ten Thousand Households."

"After collecting Guanshan Fifty Prefectures, I became the prince of the county just by casting the right child, what does this mean?"

"This shows that it is more difficult to cast the right baby than to fight!"

Jianren's classmates were speechless with their soaring pride.

"The gentleman joked. I want to say that the eldest husband should make contributions and leave a name in history, rather than being trapped in every square inch. ”

It seems that there is no shortage of panicked people who are full of food and support every year. I don't understand what else you want to toss, do you still want to be an emperor? Rebellion is not so easy, in the entire history of feudal dynasties, the rebellion of the vassal king seems to have been successful by your ancestor Comrade Zhu Di. This kid isn't trying to pull me into rebellion, is he? That's the real death, and rebellion in the Ming Dynasty is too late, and I can't help but feel a chill down my spine when I think of this.

It seems that I have to strengthen positive guidance for him, and take a good turn on the general switch of world view, outlook on life, and values.

"Lord Wang, in fact, the value of life lies in dedication, not in taking, we can only live meaningfully if we devote our limited lives to unlimited service to the people."

"Shi Rende is in all directions, saving the people from fire and water. How do I start, please sir teach me. ”

It is the greatest blessing for the people that you toss less. But when it comes to such a realistic problem as Li Min Cangsheng, then don't blame me for carrying some private goods.

"Lord Wang, this thing is easy to do! There are more than 30 people living in our ruined temple, which is really dire and dire, or we should save them from them! ”

King Pingyang wanted to speak and stopped, so anxious that he couldn't speak.

Knowing that you were waiting for me, I got off the donkey, and then we hit it off and met late. Brother Maolu, who looked at it three times, saw it. But Lord Wang, you really look at the wrong person, I'm just a dick, a little beggar, and I don't have the courage to do big things at all. I'm not Zhuge Liang, and you can't be Liu Bei.

"Just now, Mr. said that in a few hundred years, the car will not be horse-pulled, it will burn gasoline, and it will be able to run four or five hundred miles in an hour, which is really amazing! This king wants to know, what will be the difference between the weapons of the future? ”

I have talked to people about machine guns, artillery, and nuclear weapons before, that is, they brag casually, and those who don't want to say it have no intention, and those who listen have intentions, it turns out that King Pingyang is worried about this.

"Weapons in a few hundred years are very powerful, swords and spears are no longer good, bows and arrows are useless, ordinary rifles can kill people in a few hundred meters, that is, about a hundred zhang, sniper rifles, not for you to blow, my sniper...... It's far away! went on to say that heavy weapons such as artillery, tanks, and missiles are powerful, and they can kill tens of millions of people at will; The most ruthless thing is nuclear weapons, Japan, that is, the Dongying island country, has been hit twice, and a nuclear bomb has killed tens of thousands of people......"

"You said that one thing kills tens of thousands of people?" The prince was stunned.

"That's right! Tens of thousands of people died, and several cities the size of Binh Duong were razed. ”

"Oh my God! If there is such a thing...... I wonder if you can make a nuclear weapon? ”

"I haven't learned physics very well, and nuclear weapons definitely can't be built, and fried poached eggs are okay."

"What about artillery, tanks, missiles or something?"

"I can't make it."

"What about the kind of step robbery you are talking about?"

King Pingyang's face is already as black as a pig's liver, and if I still can't say that I can't make it, I guess he will have to "make" me today.

Fortunately, my brother is a straight man, and he likes to play with guns since he was a child, and he has seen a lot of books and science and education films about firearms, so he probably understands what the principle is.

Since there is no choice, let's bite the bullet! I didn't know how I could have invented modern firearms hundreds of years in advance.

If you want to arm the Ming army with muskets and cannons, then you don't know where to fight! The stick is self-righteous, first beaten, and then changed to XXXX autonomous region, no! Autonomous prefectures, prefecture-level cities, administrative levels are completely sufficient; The devil had a deep blood feud, and he was beaten fat, and then changed to XXXX Wildlife Sanctuary, so that animals and nature can live in harmony; The monkey will take revenge and beat it up, and then change it to XXXX Natural Scenic Area; Ah San pretended to be big, and he was beaten up and changed to basic water conservancy farmland. Of course, the most urgent thing is to build a big ship as soon as possible, and build the New World before Columbus, and then raise cattle on the east coast of the United States, and cattle on the west coast...... Forget about the beef tendons, they are made of flour.

Lewdness,Dick Si is very good at it.,But guns can't get out of masturbation.。

I only have some pictures and pictures of the principle of gun shooting in my mind, and if I want to turn it into a real gun that can kill people, I obviously can't do it alone. So I put forward conditions to the prince, let him prepare the workshop space, raw materials, fuel, tools, as well as the best blacksmith, carpenter, and cook (do a good job of logistics), and after work, I still live in the broken temple, in order to fulfill the original promise of "having food to eat together, clothes to wear together, and money to spend together", of course, it is convenient to have an accident.

The more and more demanding the conditions, the more you feel like you're sure. King Pingyang readily agreed to all the conditions, and he now believes very much that I am sure.

As I was leaving, something suddenly occurred to me.

"Lord Wang, the people of Pingyang City say that you are a good person, and you don't want to see the poor the most, so the poor people around the palace have to be driven away, is this true?"

Hearing this, King Pingyang was so angry that his face turned green, and he slammed the wine glass on the table and scolded: "These dog things. ”

I don't know if he's scolding the minions, or the common people who are ridiculing him.