The two of them pretended to push the cup and change the lamp.

One drunkard doesn't mean to drink, the other is to play on the spot.

Suddenly, a hint of mystery appeared on Li Tai's face: "Zhenzhu, let me tell you a joke." ”

"Oh? Your Highness still knows how to joke? Pearl Khan smiled.

"That is, I am the most humorous man in the entire Tang Dynasty." Li Tai smiled brightly and said, "Once upon a time, there was a king who was obese and couldn't even take care of himself, which made the king quite worried. ”

"So, the minister suggested that he lose weight, and the king took 100,000 guan to the weight loss center and paid 100,000 yuan, and the rule of weight loss is - a beautiful beauty dressed in revealing clothes, and a man runs in circles in the house to chase."

"When the king had paid the money, he went into a house, and saw a beautiful woman in the house, and the beautiful woman said, 'You chase me, and if you chase me, I'll let you hehehe.'" ”

"Do you know what hey, hey, hey, mean?" Li Tai looked at the Pearl Khan and asked with a wicked smile.

"What do you mean?" Pearl Khan was puzzled.

"It's the one between husband and wife!" Li Tai's smile was even brighter.

Zhenzhu Khan couldn't help blushing, and secretly scolded: "Phew, color embryo, obscene!" ”

"The second time he went, the king chose 200,000 yuan, and entered the house, only to see two more beautiful and more revealing beauties waiting for him in the house." The smile on Li Tai's face became even more evil: "The beautiful beauty said to the king: 'You chase us, if you chase us, we will let you hehehe.' ’”

"The king was overjoyed, and quickly chased the two beauties who were all over the country and ran up, and sure enough, the king soon chased the two beautiful beauties, and the effect was very good, so he continued to spend money hehehe, and finally couldn't help but try the most expensive one......"

"The king paid millions of dollars and went into the best and most luxurious room, only to find a chimpanzee in the room. The gorilla sat down and said to the king, 'I'll chase you, and if I catch you, you'll let me hehehe.' ’”

“……”

……

The wine shop in the Tang Dynasty has a lot of orchids.

As the commerce of the Tang Dynasty became more and more developed, there were more orchids from afar, and there was no shortage of blond orchids from Persia.

Dressed in revealing clothes, he writhed his body.

The drum sounded, and as the body writhed, the bell on the orchid's body also made a pleasant sound.

In a corner of the wine shop, several Hu merchants were drinking small wine.

Suddenly, a figure hurriedly walked in from the outside and walked towards these Hu merchants.

"Boss Anda, don't come unharmed." When these Hu merchants saw this, they all stood up and said.

"For Allah's sake, don't call me the treasurer of Allah." An Shi showed a hint of helplessness on his face.

Although he is now a person with a backer in Datang, and he can be regarded as the best person, in the eyes of these fellow clansmen, he is a person who sells women for glory.

An Shi understands that these people look down on themselves more or less in their hearts.

"What is the matter with you inviting us to come this time?" One of the Hu merchants couldn't help but ask.

"Attar, Mokas, Hu Guan, I invite you to come, one is to reminisce about the past." An Shi smiled slightly and said, "Count it up, after we are all Zhaowu, we are also of the same clan." ”

"It's been a long time since I've been together with everyone, and I miss it very much, this Tang people have a saying that is good, go out and rely on friends, we can be regarded as friends. Usually when we have free time, we can drink, talk, and talk about the situation in our hometown. ”

"Of course, there is one more thing to invite you to come today." An Shi said with a smile, and told these people about the advertising banner of the medical school.

"Yes"

These people's brows couldn't help frowning slightly, and a hint of displeasure flashed in their eyes.

"Hmph, I already knew that you didn't have a good heart, and you used to harm the Tang people, but now it has harmed us, Anshi's shopkeeper, are you really a good bully for us?" A figure stood up and said angrily: "Even if I throw this 100,000 yuan into the water, I won't give it to you!"

"The great shopkeeper of Anshi, although you are a relative of the Tang Dynasty, you can't pit the money of our clan." Another figure stood up and said, "Sure enough, there is no good feast, there will be no good feast, I still have something to do, so I will leave first!" ”

"I'll go first, too! I advise the treasurer of An Da, the glory and wealth of the Tang people are not so easy to enjoy, sometimes it is better to think more about the people in your own clan. ”

"Farewell!"

“……”

A few Hu people said, and then strode out.

They used to look down on him, but now these people seem to look down on him even more.

"Hey!"

An Shi sighed, sure enough, this money is not so easy to earn.

"Anshi's shopkeeper." There was a blonde, blue-eyed and curly bearded beard man left next to him, he gently patted An Shi's shoulder and said, "An Shi's big shopkeeper, why don't we discuss?" ”

"You can also go, I see this matter, if it doesn't work, forget it." An Shi sighed and said.

"Let's go? What am I going to do? The Hu man smiled slightly and said, "I have three stores, and I am willing to spend 300,000 yuan to buy the banner of the day." ”

"Really?" An Shi was very puzzled, this guy can't be stupid, right?

"Hahaha......" However, he laughed out loud and said: "This is a good opportunity, to be able to tell those princes and nobles about my shop, if they buy something in the future, they will naturally come to my store, such a good thing, let alone 100,000 yuan, even if it is 200,000 yuan a banner, I can afford it." ”

"It would be even better if we could make friends with some nobles of the Tang Dynasty, after all, we are all strangers, and if we want to live freely in Chang'an City, we have to find a backer."

"Those idiots don't understand business opportunities. They deserve to never make money for the rest of their lives. The Hu Shang smiled slightly and said, "By the way, I gave me a Chinese name, called Lu Buwei." ”

"Lü Buwei?"

"A hero of the Han people, but also the god of our merchants." Lu Buwei laughed and said, "I heard that your daughter has entered the Wei Palace, and I also have a pair of daughters, do you think you can let your daughters help and let them also enter the Wei Palace?" ”

"Huh?"

An Shi looked at this Hu Shang Lu Buwei, and his face showed extremely surprised and puzzled.

"It doesn't matter how much it costs, as long as you can let my daughters enter the Wei Palace." The smile on Lu Buwei's face became even richer.

(End of chapter)