Chapter 30 The story is wonderful
After a serious illness, the prince finally thought about it, burned the letters and portraits, and cut off all thoughts.
This is the best result, if he knows that he has been writing love letters to a rough man with a big belly for the past few years, the fragile little heart can probably be shattered into sand.
This story profoundly tells us that online dating has always had great risks.
Master Qian was afraid that the matter would be exposed, so he secretly contacted Du Pre, but found that the other party was no longer there.
The princess was suddenly full of happy troubles, being pestered by her "slut" brother all day long, and often being insulted in public.
Strike while the iron is hot, I made a request to the prince to marry Ying'er. He took out the tone of the person who came over and said: "Ying'er is a good girl, she will be really good to her in the future, don't be half-hearted." ”
He was like everybody.
As soon as a woman is happy, she wants the whole world to be happy. When the princess heard that I was going to marry Ying'er, she was very happy, and said that she would marry Ying'er like a daughter, prepare a rich dowry, and marry Ying'er in a beautiful way.
Isn't this a sign of taking advantage of me?
The news of the fairy beggar "Huazi Liu" marrying his wife spread far and wide, and it became the biggest entertainment gossip in Pingyang City.
After dinner, everyone talked about my wife, and all kinds of speculation and imagination were added, but no matter what the version, people always found a laugh in the end.
Invisibly, I am also very proud to have contributed to the construction of spiritual civilization in Binh Duong.
For a time, the palace and even the whole city were filled with a festive atmosphere. Before, the tension and killings caused by the manhunt have also disappeared.
The prince is very keen on weddings, inside and out, and wants to buy me a house.
I really can't go, I want to find the prince to excuse me.
The palace was already lit up, and the courtyard was full of the cries of insects and frogs, revealing exceptional tranquility and relaxation.
Knocking lightly on the door of the study, I waited for the prince's permission.
"Come in, sir! Don't be so formalistic among friends! "The prince's voice is very kind.
He was waving his pen and ink, looking very interested.
"Come and see, I wrote a congratulatory message, and I will need it at the wedding. The princess also wrote some, this word is a little worse, let her be! Women are like that. ”
I could hear the affection in my tone, and I was happy for them.
"Lord Wang, I'm just a beggar, Ying'er is also a subordinate, I don't need any wedding, but now I am preparing so grandly, I really can't help it."
The prince looked at me and smiled, and said, "This is not only your wedding, but also my wedding with the princess. ”
I couldn't help but laugh too.
"Then the house won't be needed!"
"Do you want to marry Ying'er back to live in Guandi Temple?"
When the matter of going to Laizhou came to my lips, I still didn't say it, and I didn't want to spoil the current atmosphere.
The princess put down his pen, walked over and patted me on the shoulder, and said, "The princess believes in Buddhism and has a bodhisattva heart. I don't have Huigen, so naturally I can't see through the red dust, but since I met you, the fairy, I seem to understand a little more. ”
"The prince is kind-hearted, and he will also be a Buddha in the world."
In this way, in fact, it is not all praise, and the king of Pingyang is indeed a rare kind of good.
"You are the father-in-law in the palace, so you should know the etiquette, how can you break through?" Suddenly there was a commotion in the courtyard.
"Lord Wang, Lord Wang, I am Chen Heng in the palace! There is a very urgent report. ”
This voice is familiar to me.
"Let him in!" The prince shouted outside.
As soon as the door of the study opened, the man rolled in like a ball, lying on the ground and crying: "The prince save me, the prince save me!" ”
When I looked at it, it was none other than the fake father-in-law.
As soon as he looked up and saw me, he was so excited that he kowtowed and said to me, "The Bodhisattva has appeared, the Bodhisattva has manifested ......."
Du Pre's comical operation made me and the prince completely blinded.
"Zhang Shenxian, I didn't expect to meet here. Senior brother said that I can only solve this catastrophe when I meet you, which is really accurate! The Bodhisattva has appeared! ”
Didn't you fucking come to the prince for help? Why am I solving the calamity for you again?
"Grandpa Chen, when did you and Mr. Zhang meet?"
"That's right, I met and met Grandpa Chen on the street." Although I can't figure out how this guy came out, I still don't want to tell the truth, so as not to hurt the prince's fragile heart again.
"What Gonggong Chen? Zhang Shenxian, don't hide it from the prince. ”
Well, I'm a liar.
Du pre poured beans into a bamboo tube and shook off the previous things.
The prince almost fainted, and the reason why he didn't faint was because the next thing scared him awake.
What is the matter? Du pre-made a mess of it, and sorted it out like this.
About two months ago, not long after Du was arrested by us, he invited a few fox friends and dogs to chat, drink wine and eat meat in Juxian Building in Jinan Mansion. As he drank, one of the brothers at the table began to cry bitterly, it turned out that his wife had hooked up with a man outside and cuckolded him.
Du Zhen was very disappreciative when he heard this, and laughed and said: "What's the big deal, even the emperor today will inevitably have to be cuckolded." ”
The people at the table mocked him with the question: "Could it be that you slept with which lady?" Hahaha......"
"Of course I don't have that ability, but Concubine Shu and King Pingyang have a leg, that's true." With the strength of the wine, Du pre-bragged.
Concubine Shu is the cousin of Princess Pingyang, this is a well-known thing, everyone thinks this sounds a bit of a spectrum, so they all stretch their necks curiously to listen to him.
With an audience comes a natural desire to perform. Du pre told Qian Zijing's fictional story again, and the plot was ups and downs, exciting, and exciting, and everyone applauded.
Du Zhen's story was wonderful, and the wine was particularly enjoyable.
He left the restaurant in a daze, and when he woke up, he was already in the yamen.
After being doused with a bucket of cold water, Du Yu saw two fierce and vicious catchers standing beside him, and there was a kind old man sitting in the hall.
A catcher couldn't help but say that there were a few whips on the ground, and he was beaten like a dog with his tail between his legs and begging for mercy.
"What a bold man, he dared to ridicule the current emperor." Catch quickly scolded while fighting.
At this time, Du Yu woke up to the smell, and his stinky mouth had caused a fatal disaster.
"Stop." The lord in the hall greeted. The catcher immediately stopped.
"Tell the story you just told again." The eldest lord spoke again.
"Don't dare, don't dare, the little one won't dare anymore, the big man spares his life, the big master spares his life!" Du Yu was so frightened that he banged his head on the ground.
"If I tell you to speak, you will speak." Catch quickly, and come up with another whip.
Du Yu had no choice but to stumble and tell the story again.
"Wonderful, wonderful, you're much better than a street storyteller." The lord of the hall praised him very happily when he heard it.
Du thought that he had really won the favor of the master, and he also smirked.