Chapter 384: Even the Children Are Pitted! (5th update, please subscribe!) )
Qin Yutong said this, Lu Fujing felt that this should be possible, but she still asked with some curiosity: "Are you really going to tell a story?" Then won't you be famous in Jingzhou in the future? ”
Thinking of Zhang Shishi's famous scene, Lu Fujing was both happy and worried: This bad guy is now so popular with women, what should I do at that time?
"No, it's not famous in Jingzhou, I'm afraid it will be famous in the Tang Dynasty!"
Qin Yutong on the side actually learned to tease people, she glanced at Lu Fujing after she finished speaking, she didn't know what she thought, and she laughed out loud......
The saintess of Yue Guo on the side was a little surprised to see the three of them getting along so well.
In their Yue country, a man can only marry one wife, I heard that many men in the Tang Dynasty have three wives and four concubines, but the relationship between so many women is not harmonious, and they are intrigued all day long.
She only had half a day of contact with Zhang Twelve, and she saw three close women beside him, with excellent looks and different temperaments, but there was no sense of rejection, which made her even more curious about Zhang Twelve......
This man really has some skills!
I don't know what kind of story they are telling, but since they can be so confident, it must be not bad, right?
Thinking so, the saintess of Yue was full of expectations for the story that Zhang Twelve was going to tell......
"No, no!"
Zhang Twelve shook his head and pretended to say, "How could it be that I told it personally?" That's more than one identity! ”
He is a dignified general, a county uncle, the eldest grandson of Wei Guogong, and a member of the Secret Saucer Division - although outsiders don't know it......
With so many names, how do you look at it, you are a person with status, right? How is it possible to show your head outside!
- From a very tsundere man......
"You don't talk about it? So who else but you? ”
Qin Yutong asked again.
At this time, she really wanted to be like Lu Fujing, and let her heels have a close contact with Zhang Twelve's legs!
Is there something wrong with this person, just tell the story out of context, how can he still talk like this, he has an appetite, and he really wants to beat him!
Zhang Twelve looked at Lu Fujing and said with a smile: "Your brother can talk about it!" ”
"Yun'er?"
Lu Fujing asked uncertainly.
"Exactly!"
Lu Yun'er is definitely okay, he has heard the most of his own stories, and he also has rich experience in storytelling!
Those children in Liangzhou, and now many children in Jingzhou, have been poisoned by him, and this guy has completely inherited his own broken chapter tradition, and knows very well what should be broken and what should not be broken - more than himself!
Speaking of which, not only is Lu Yuner good at storytelling, but if he is allowed to act, it will definitely not be bad! He pulls a group of people to play every day, and he has a lot of fun playing by fighting thunder to the death, so it's no problem for him to play it!
Thinking like this, Zhang Twelve felt that in addition to getting a storyteller, it was not impossible to come to a drama stage! Just give those children who play every day and rely on death to fight thunder a stage to show themselves!
What, earn money for yourself?
Hehe, what a word!
Money is something outside of one's body, and what I do is just help my children fulfill their dreams......
When I thought about it, I suddenly felt that I was so great......
Now Lu Fujing is even more calm, Zhang Twelve is not very reliable, let Lu Yuner - this is not a joke!
"What can Yun'er do? He's still so young......"
"It's not small! It's been a year, and it stands to reason that you can talk about getting married......"
As soon as Zhang Twelve finished speaking, Lu Fujing glared at him fiercely, thinking that maybe I haven't married for more than ten years, how can my brother marry at such a young age?
Regardless of Lu Fujing's eyes, Zhang Twelve continued: "Yun'er is no longer studying, and he is getting older and older, and he will reach the age of the weak crown in a few years—you can't be idle every day, right?" ”
Seeing Lu Fujing thoughtful, Zhang Twelve hurriedly hit the railway while it was hot: "So, this is also a livelihood!" Didn't you all say just now that Jingzhou will be famous and Tang will be famous! Think about it, if this is the case, wouldn't Lu Yuner become a generation of speakers in the future? Even if Master Lu and Mrs. Lu knew, they would definitely be very pleased! ”
Zhang Twelve almost said the title of "Storytelling King", if he really said that, Lu Fujing would not agree to it nine times out of ten, and it would not be a decent livelihood when he heard it!
But when I say "storytelling", it sounds a little more high-end and atmospheric, and there is also a suffix of "everyone", how do you feel very reliable......
"Is it really as good as you say?"
"It's true!"
"He's not going to say no, right?"
"If I can't tell it, I'll let him tell it? Isn't it a sign of a smashing restaurant! ”
After listening to Zhang Twelve's words, Lu Fujing was relieved, and said to Zhang Twelve: "Okay, then I agree, but well-Yun'er has to say it yourself, even if I agree, he may not agree!" ”
Zhang Twelve smiled, thinking that as long as you agree, a Lu Yuner can still escape from the palm of my hand?
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The matter was settled like this, Zhang Twelve felt that without further ado, he had to arrange some things first, and then go back to the new house to do Lu Yun'er's work—or rather, let him know......
When I went downstairs, the people who had eaten in the hall had already finished eating, and there were few new arrivals, so it seemed very deserted.
Zhang Twelve looked just right, asked Zhou Quan to call a few juniors over, removed the tables and chairs in the front row, and instructed Zhou Quan to find a carpenter on the street to make a platform and a small table to put here.
Zhang Twelve didn't know what props should be used for ancient storytelling, but he had seen the cross talk, and he had explained it thoroughly, so he could put it here today.
Seeing that Zhang Twelve asked people to remove several tables and chairs in the front row, Zhou Quan felt a little sad, he thought that it was because the business in the store was not good and there were not a few tables of customers, so Zhang Twelve asked people to remove some extra tables and chairs......
Although he was unwilling, and he didn't know what Zhang Twelve asked him to do, but the master told him, and he agreed to do it.
After arranging these, Qin Yutong and Xiaohuan stayed in the store, while Lu Fujing and the Holy Maiden of Yue followed Zhang Twelve to the new house.
After crossing the two streets, when he came to the door of the new house, he happened to see Lu Yun'er, the western poison lying on the ground and preparing to perform the "Toad Gong", and what made him cry and laugh even more was that even Li Er, who lived next door, ran over, he played the role of a lamp master......
It's bad to play whom, play a cuckold......
Zhang Twelve teased in his heart.
"Ahem......"
Cough twice to indicate that you have arrived.
Lu Yun'er, who was lying on the ground, heard this familiar voice, nervously got up from the ground, and shouted timidly: "First... Mr. ......"
"Big Brother ......"
Zhang Twelve found out that he Tang Emperor Zhang Tangyu was also here, but he was embraced by a group of children just now, and he didn't know what character he was playing.
But what is certain is that Lu Yuner is very fun in Jingzhou, and so many children follow him every day......
Lu Fujing has been busy with the affairs of the restaurant during this time, and she neglected to discipline Lu Yuner, especially when she saw Lu Yuner who got up from the ground and was covered in dirt, she had a terrible headache!
It seems that the idea of letting him tell the book is still very necessary! If he continues like this, he will be ruined......
"That's all for today, let's go, follow me home!"
After saying this, Zhang Twelve pulled Lu Yun'er and Zhang Tangyu to the house......
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in the vestibule.
"What? Let me tell the story? No way! ”
After Lu Yuner listened to Zhang Twelve's proposal, he shook his head and immediately refused.
"Why not?"
After Zhang Twelve asked, Lu Yuner thought for a while and said, "So many people...... I'm afraid I won't be able to talk about ......."
"And how can you tell a story well when you're telling a story to someone else?"
"That's because they're kids, and they're all willing to listen to stories! The people in the restaurant are all adults......"
Lu Yun'er's meaning was obvious, he felt that the reason why his playmates were willing to listen to his story was because they were young, and the people who ate in the restaurant were adults, how to tell it?
"Do you think I'm an adult?"
Lu Yuner glanced up at Zhang Twelve and said, "Mr. is naturally an adult......
"I love to hear these stories even when I'm so old, and everyone else loves to do too!"
After Zhang Twelve finished speaking, Lu Yuner thought for a while, thinking that it seemed to be such a truth, but he looked at Zhang Twelve again, and then said: "Mr. tells the best story, so why doesn't Mr. tell it?" ”
What he thought in his heart was, if there was a good thing, Mr. would definitely be the first to run up, where would he get his turn?
So, there's a deception in this matter!
It can be seen how unbearable Zhang Twelve's character is in Lu Yuner's heart......
"Well, I'm going to give you this opportunity! You don't want to think about it, when the time comes, everyone will like to hear your story, and everyone knows you, which is much more powerful than what kind of champion you are! ”
That being said, Lu Yuner's eyes were obviously unbelieving.
Zhang Twelve was helpless for a while, he didn't expect this guy to be so difficult, he looked at Zhang Tangyu next to him, and suddenly came up with an idea.
"Tang Yu!"
"Here, big brother!"
Although what Zhang Twelve said just now did not impress Lu Yun'er, Zhang Tangyu next to him was moved.
Zhang Tangyu's situation is very similar to Lu Yuner, the two are of the same age, they both love to play, and their studies are like heaven to them.
But Zhang Tangyu's situation is even more severe than Lu Yuner, he is the descendant of Wei Guogong, if he doesn't have a skill, he can't rely on his grandfather's residual heat in the future, right?
So he was tempted!
"If you were asked to tell a story, would you do it?"
"As long as the eldest brother thinks that Tangyu is okay, then Tangyu will go!"
Zhang Tangyu's answer was categorical, especially when he thought of the famous Tang Dynasty, his mouth was very big - I am going to get ahead too......
To be honest, Zhang Twelve has occasionally heard Zhang Tangyu tell stories, although it is okay, but it is far worse than Lu Yuner.
Lu Yun'er has at least seen how he tells stories, and he has obtained his true biography, and he uses both hands and feet to tell it, and he tells it vividly, and the first choice in his heart is Lu Yuner!
Zhang Twelve nodded, glanced at Lu Yun'er, pretended to look down on him, and said directly: "Look at the people Tangyu, at the same age, people have not been telling stories as long as you, everyone dares, but you don't dare, it's a shame!" ”
Hearing this, Lu Yuner's face turned red directly: "Isn't it just telling stories, who is afraid!" Just talk about it! ”
"Good! That's a man! ”
I didn't expect this guy to be so unprovoked, a little excited, I couldn't stand it immediately, I knew that if this was the case, why would I waste so much time?
"Big brother, what about me?"
The poor Zhang Tangyu watched Zhang Twelve reach an agreement with Lu Yuner in an instant, and he was hung here as soon as he showed his loyalty, which was really a little desolate......
"Tell me too! Lu Yuner tells the story of the monkey, you tell the story of the eagle! ”
Zhang Twelve thought for a moment and then said, "You tell them during the day, and I'll tell you a new story at night, okay?" ”
"Good!"
The two teenagers were very excited when they heard this, and replied in unison.
Tell the two of them to come back to him in the evening and tell him the story they want to tell tomorrow, and the two of them went out.
From beginning to end, Lu Fujing didn't say a word, she just wanted to see how Zhang Twelve persuaded her difficult brother, but she didn't expect him to really have a way, so he took down Lu Yuner in a few words......
And the saint of Yue Guo was thinking next to her, this man is even a child......
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The Royal Palace, the Imperial Study.
The ground was unprecedentedly messy, many books, brushes, and ink cartridges were thrown on the ground, and Emperor Tang leaned on the chair next to the desk, his face was gloomy, and his eyes were staring at the only three books on the desk that had been opened......
It stands to reason that the fold is generally handed over in the early dynasty, and if it is the imperial history after the early dynasty, it will be pressed until tomorrow, and these three folds can appear here at this time, so you can imagine how serious the things are.
"Smack!"
The only three remaining folds on the table were also thrown to the ground by Emperor Tang, and they were empty......
"This beast! Ahem......"
Emperor Tang scolded angrily, and the person coughed violently, scolding while coughing, which shows how angry he was......
"Squeak~"
At this time, Wu De pushed the door from the outside and walked in, saw the mess in the house, sighed in his heart, and stepped forward and said to Emperor Tang: "Your Majesty, the dragon body is important, don't be angry!" ”
"Wu De, how can I not be angry, how can I not be angry! Ahem......"
Emperor Tang coughed a few times in a row, Wu De hurriedly walked over to help him pat his back, Emperor Tang felt better, not only because of anger or coughing, his face was very red, and with his extremely angry expression, it was a little terrifying!
"He's the prince of a country! How could such a thing be done in the presence of the envoys and officials of the nation? Could it be that he wants to lose Datang's face? ”
Emperor Tang slapped the table hard and roared loudly.
Obviously, the news that the crown prince insulted and beat the envoys in the Xiangwang Mansion had already reached the palace......