Zhou Ren pretended to be embarrassed and said: "Uncle Yixian, it's not that we doubt you, it's just that this is the case, and I hope you give everyone a reasonable explanation." ”

"Yes, I'm not trying to make things difficult for you."

Give a dog a bad name and hang him.

Ill-intentioned remarks are even more terrifying.

What these guys did was nothing more than fanning the flames, no matter what the outcome was, as long as they could get the words to Li Er's ears, the goal would naturally be achieved.

Mu Xiu will urge it in the forest wind!

Sex is above everyone else!

Now Du He is recognized as a favored minister, and he is deeply valued by Li Er, so he has become a thorn in the side and a thorn in the flesh of many people.

Du's has produced a prime minister, which is already eye-catching.

Another rebellious Duhe, how not to make people jealous.

Duhe quickly figured out the relationship.

Young Master Ben just wants to be a low-key man and make a fortune, but his strength doesn't allow it.

Since you can't keep a low profile, it's better to be high-profile.

He looked at Zhou Ren with a smile and asked, "I don't know what Lord Zhou needs." ”

Seeing this, Zhou Ren thought that Du He confessed, so he said proudly: "Uncle Yixian, as long as you admit your mistake to Your Majesty in person and recognize the stakes, you are young, presumably Your Majesty will not blame you." ”

Du He smiled: "Pig fart!" ”

Karma!

Everyone was stunned.

Zhou Ren's complexion changed greatly.

“…… What the? ”

Du He repeated: "Lord Zhou, I said you were farting a pig!" ”

"You, you...... You ......" Zhou Ren pointed at Du He angrily, his face was pale, but he couldn't speak.

The people around also looked at Du He in surprise.

There was a man next to him: "Uncle Yi County, we are all well-informed people, in front of Your Majesty, how can we say such rude words, how is it different from Diao Min?" ”

Du He laughed and said: "Lord Zhou is also an official of the imperial court, a handful of age, but indiscriminately, does not recognize the truth, and insists that I Du He is deceiving His Majesty, without any evidence, so conclusive, I have never seen such a brazen person, simply ignorant and shameless to the extreme, this is not what a pig fart is." ”

Poof.

Before the words fell, Zhou Ren was so angry that he sat on the ground.

If you want to talk about this scolding kung fu, the combined civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty are not Du He's opponents.

But he saw Du He pointing at Zhou Ren and said loudly: "Lord Zhou, didn't you say that I deceived Your Majesty, okay, I want you to see how this latrine was built." ”

"Someone!"

Du He gave an order, and Lu Bu immediately mobilized a few craftsmen.

Du He said: "Pry this latrine open, so that everyone can see how I, Du He, deceive my superiors and subordinates." ”

Several craftsmen hurriedly brought tools such as iron drills, and first pried open the squatting position of the latrine, and sure enough, there was a crooked small ditch, and in the crooked place, it was full of water.

Then the small ditches were pried open one after another, all the way to the connection, and finally they entered the big ditch.

The craftsmen pried open the ditch, and the smell immediately filled the air.

Everyone around covered their noses.

Du He looked at Zhou Ren and asked, "Lord Zhou, now that the facts are in front of you, what else do you have to say?" ”

"This ...... This big canal and small canal have been built, but whether it is useful or not, it is difficult to say! Zhou Renyu said hesitantly.

Picking thorns is not a simple matter, and it is difficult for Zhou Ren.

Du He pointed to the big ditch where a stone slab had been pried open, and said, "Whether it is useful or not, Lord Zhou will know at a glance." ”

"Good!"

Zhou Ren endured the smell, pinched his nose, and then came to the entrance, squatted down, tilted his head, and looked inside.

But they saw that it was black in it, and they could not see anything.

Du He suggested: "Lord Zhou, lower your head and lower your body, you can see clearly." ”

Zhou Ren bent down again and stuck his head into the mouth at once, wanting to see what was going on.

Suddenly, Zhou Ren felt a strong wind blowing from above, and when he was wondering in his heart, he suddenly heard a gurgling sound, and then there was a rumbling sound of flowing water, as if flowing down from above.

Just as he was hesitating and wondering, he suddenly saw a stream of water rushing down from the upstream, and a foul smell came to his nose.

He hurriedly looked up, but the back of his head hit the stone slab behind him, and he let out a sigh of pain.

"Ah...... Gollum ......"

Zhou Ren only felt that he was about to faint, and in the confusion, he seemed to have swallowed something.

The crowd didn't know what was going on.

I saw Zhou Ren slowly stand up, his face was covered with feces, and the robe on his upper body was wet.

Swish.

The ministers who were still standing with Zhou Ren just now showed disgusted expressions at this time, and hurriedly stayed away.

Du He smiled and asked, "Lord Zhou, is it sour now?" ”

Zhou Ren was about to cry.

When Li Er saw it, he said with a gloomy face: "Come on, take him down to wash up." ”

Immediately, Zhou Ren hurriedly left with the two officials of Guozijian.

Du He turned his head to look at everyone and asked, "Which other adults are not convinced?" ”

Everyone took a step back.

Who would dare to doubt this!

Zhou Ren ate feces because he questioned the authenticity of this latrine, and if anyone questioned it, he would have to eat something.

Du He smiled and said, "That being the case, please move into this dormitory and see how the living conditions are." ”

Pushing open a room in the dormitory, I saw at a glance that there were two tables in the bright place in front of the window, the table was made of wood, but the bottom was not the well-known drawer, but a frame, simple in workmanship, but very harmonious. Two tables that can seat four people.

Looking to the sides, there are four odd beds.

Because this bed turned out to be a wooden bunk bed, one bed can sleep two people, and a small room can accommodate eight people.

Everyone was stunned when they saw it.

No one thought that Du He would save costs in this way, a room of eight people, then this small building with six rooms, can fit forty-eight people, compared to in the imperial city, one person lives in a room but saves I don't know how many rooms.

At this time, an official asked curiously: "Uncle Yixian, there is something unknown below, there are eight people living in this house, why can only four people sit at this table, and it is not enough to read at night." ”

Du He smiled: "This adult asked a good question, let Master Confucius answer this question." ”

As he spoke, Du He dragged out Kong Yingda, the Guozi Eunuch and Guozi Sacrifice Wine.

I saw Kong Yingda with a proud face, and said: "This is the dormitory, it is a place for the students to sleep and rest, not a place to read at night, these two tables are built by the Datang Furniture Factory of Yi County Bo, each table only needs 20 yuan, which is used for the students when they are in urgent need. ”

"I see! Presumably it was also the idea of Yi County Bo! The official suddenly realized.

Kong Yingda nodded: "Except for Yi County, who else can have such a wonderful idea, haha......"

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(Thanks to the [Eighteen Sons (surname) Fengkun (name)] brothers for the reward.) ）