"Ahem, ahem...... It's far away, it's far away, my wife is good to me, but that's not all, you children have to learn a little. Du Shaoqing smiled, and said in his heart that I was tempted in vain? Where is your collection point? Shouldn't you be envious?

"It turns out that the princess is still different, I knew that I would tell Your Majesty at the beginning, how ......good it would be to let me change to a princess of Changle," Fang Er muttered.

Du Shaoqing's face turned dark, and he said in his heart, brother, if I didn't know that you were a natural nerd, you would say my wife in front of me like this, you would be easy to be beaten, you know?

"Actually, the princess was the same when she first came out of the palace, the key depends on the cultivation after you marry into the door, the more simple and rude you are, the more gentle and considerate she is, do you want to try?" Du Shaoqing said a little mysteriously.

"Huh? Brother Du, you're not lying to me, are you? Simple and crude? The little brother can't do it, what should I do if it is broken? ”

Yes, this little brother is still the embryo of a good man, he is really simple and cute, the more Du Shaoqing looks at it, the more he likes it.

"I'm not talking about being simple and rude to make you fight, you...... How can I tell you? Have you ever been to Qinglou? Du Shaoqing was bitter, but he didn't know how to explain it, and his heart said that it seems that I am also a pure little white.

Fang Yiai said weakly: "I have been to Qinglian and Changsun Chong before, it is no different from the tavern, they always let me drink, every time I just drank two glasses, I poured it, and finally they carried it out."

Later, after the accident of the eldest grandson, my father strictly ordered me not to go, and asked me to quit drinking. ”

Listening to this child's introduction so much, Du Shaoqing understands that in this materialistic Tang upper-class society, it is really rare to have such a pure second-generation of top-level officials remaining, and it can be written into the history books.

"That's it, brother Fang, I'll prescribe medicine, you go back to boil it, take it after dinner and before going to bed, and then you go to find your princess to sleep together, by the way, by the way, the two of you sleep in the same bed at night, right?"

Du Shaoqing calculated, Datang's concubine is called Princess Shang, it seems that other concubines do not have such a good treatment as themselves, you have to ask, if the two don't sleep together, then this medicine will be drunk in vain.

Fang Yiai said depressedly: "No, the princess dislikes me, she hasn't let me sleep in bed for half a year, and now I'm sleeping by myself in the side room." ”

"That's it, I have to teach you a simple and rough way brother, you are like this tonight, drink medicine before going to bed, and then go to the princess, if anyone stops you......

Finally, as soon as the door closes, it's just you and the two of you, hehe, that's it......

You must remember that you must not drink, and you must not drink alcohol! ”

was so mentioned by Du Shaoqing, Fang Yiai was ignorant, and some didn't believe it, but Du Shaoqing emphasized that this is a good prescription for curing diseases, and it can't be less, if you miss it this time, this disease can't be cured, and Fang Yiai is so scared that she writes it down and says that she has to memorize it.

It's also a strange flower, since Fang Yiai married Princess Gaoyang, he moved out of Fang Xuanling's house and lived in the princess's mansion built by the emperor.

It is said that even if you sleep with the princess at night, it must be approved by the princess, otherwise the princess's maids, nurses and the like will not be allowed to enter the house at all, so many noble sons in the Tang Dynasty are very resistant to the fact that Princess Shang is a concubine.

In the Tang Dynasty, there were predecessors like Fang Yiai, that is, Li Yi's fierce general, Xue Wanche, known as Xue Da's stupidity, and Princess Shang Danyang, that is, Li Er's sister, Li Yuan's fifteenth daughter.

The original words recorded in the history books are: 'Wan Che is stupid, the princess is ashamed, and she will not sit with the people who have been at the table for several months. ’

It is said that this Xue Wanche married the princess, and the cave room only knew how to sit stupidly at night, so the princess returned to her parents' house in a bad mood, and the emperor Li Er personally taught this brother-in-law, and Xue Da's nickname came from this.

Besides, when Princess Gaoyang got married, she was still very satisfied with such a burly husband, but soon after she found out that she was a stupid guy who didn't like it, so she was so angry that she wanted to go back to her parents' house.

That night, Fang Yiai ate early and boiled the medicine himself, I don't know why, smelling the fragrance of the medicine, my body gradually warmed up.

After boiling the whole pair of medicines and drinking them, Fang Yiai strode to the princess's bedroom, and the four maids at the door stopped her.

"Please come back, the princess is unwell tonight and needs to rest alone."

According to Du Shaoqing's explanation, simple and rude, Fang Er's classmate was deeply inherited, and pointed at a few maids with a red face and shouted: "Get out!" ”

This...... The four maids are stupid, is this still the soft-spoken colt? This voice is a bit like a tiger, have you taken your medicine?

In the house, Princess Gaoyang Bai is chatting with her nurse with a match, her mind is not here at all, and she is even planning the day, when will it be time to go to the temple to make incense and make a wish?

At this time, a loud roar frightened Princess Gaoyang, and when she heard the voice of her useless husband, the princess opened the door angrily and shouted, "Why are you crazy about Fang Yiai?" ”

"I ......" Fang Yiai was a little speechless, but thinking of Du Shaoqing's advice, this goods was open-minded, and he yelled with red eyes and a little crazy: "Lao Tzu wants to sleep with you tonight!" ”

Burst...... The nurse next to her almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, it's too ridiculous, the concubine is too ridiculous, this is the son taught by Fang Xiang?

What did he say? Princess Gaoyang is already stunned!

The four maids were furious: "Bold, dare to be disrespectful to the princess? ”

As he spoke, he was about to come up and tear Fang Er, maybe the strength of the medicine came up, Fang Yiai felt that there was a fire in his body, and the whole person was about to burn, at this moment he seemed to be incarnated as a god with infinite strength, and he knocked the four maids to the ground in three strokes and two strokes, you must know that he is a scholar.

The nurse next to her looked at it and shouted: "Crazy, the horse is crazy, someone is coming, stop him......"

Before he finished speaking, he was slapped by Fang Yiai, and he was directly slapped at the base of the wall.

"Lao Tzu is the princess's husband, and it is natural for her husband to sleep with his wife, whoever dares to stop him will be killed!"

Then Fang Er stood at the door of the room, looked at the princess who was already frozen, looked at her husband's red eyes, the princess was afraid, even if she was Princess Gaoyang, who had always been famous for her courage in the palace, was now isolated and helpless, and she was really afraid.

Fang Yiai didn't say a word, just bent down, carried the lady on his shoulder, entered the house and plugged in the door, and threw the princess on his shoulder directly on the couch three steps away, which was really simple and rude......

The princess's mind has been smashed into a blank space!

I don't know how Du Shaoqing explained the next lesson, but this night, the sound of the big battle has not stopped, which shows how fiercely Du Shaoqing uses medicine.

Until the next morning, the descendants of the princess's mansion found Fang Xuanling's house to complain, and the old Fang couple rushed to the scene, thinking that their son had always been well-behaved, how dare he bully the princess to do foolish things?

But when the door of the princess's room was opened again, Fang Er walked out with a red face, and the princess lay on the bed and looked at her husband's figure for a while, and said: "Husband, you go and beat a few maids again, and then drive them out of the house, and see who dares to stop you from coming in again."

There is also a nurse, let her live in a side hospital for the elderly!

Let the concubine sleep well for a while, and then we will go to say hello to our in-laws! ”

Hearing such reasonable words from his daughter-in-law, the old couple glanced at each other, and then looked back at the maids and nurses, several of them were already frightened, and no one thought that the princess would change her words.

Lao Fang thought to himself, hey, don't say it, my son has finally changed the style for me, there is a set, and he can remediate his daughter-in-law well, which is better than me as a father.